Ah! It's my crazy pickup lines page!

Oh yes....I'm putting pickup lines in here.....ya know, the stuff people say to "get some". Well, ANYWHO! I thought if you guys liked them, why not look at them either for personal use or a laugh. So...read!

Corny Lines

• Has anyone ever mistaken you for a man?
• I have three months to live.
• Yup, your search is finally over.
• I can see the music!
• Don't forget the Beano!
• Are you beautiful or am I just really high?
• Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
• Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

lame lines

• Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!
• Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
• If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
• You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I can't stop ya.
• I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
• Your legs must be hurting because you've been running through my mind all day
• Milady, it's not the size of the wand that matters, but the magic within
• Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
• Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
• If I were to borrow your glasses, could I see you home?