Mr Fuk Yoos Restaurant Goes Beserk!
“Yoo Fukyoos Man Doo restaurant goes beserk”
The scamster (my victim) whos name is Nana Clifford, what a fairy of a name, actually believes there is a Yoo Fuk Yoo who owns a Korean Man Doo restaurant. What Nana does not know is Fuk Yoo is, well you know, sounds just like “fuck you” . I really love taking these people for a ride. Its so entertaining!. Fuk Yoo tells Nana the 419’er about the so called shenanigans happening at the Man Doo Fuk Yoo restaurant. Enjoy!!
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Date: Mon, 14 Oct 2002 12:37:42 +0100 (BST)
From: "nana clifford"
Subject: CONFIDENTIAL MESSAGE
To: mandoofukyoo@yahoo.com
Plain Text Attachment
Strictly confidential
Dear Sir,
It is with my utmost sincererity that I am writingthis letter. I got your contact through theInternational business directory and I decided tocontact you to champion this transaction. I hereby byintroducing to you, I am Mr. Nana Clifford, an
Ivoirian citizen residence in Lome Togo.I was formerly an account general of the formerlate General Robert Guei's company in Lome, Togo.Please you must keep this business confidential withinyourself. During my tenure in office as the accountantgeneral to the late former head of Ivory Coast General Robert Guei, he deposited with my name the sum of Sixmillion, five hundred and fifty thousand United StatesDollars ($6,550,000.00) cash in one Security Companyin Togo. Immediately I heard of his death on the 19th September being Thursay 2002, I quickly took away the Certificate of deposit of the consignment which was issued with my name.I have gone for claiming of the trunk box at the security company room and I present the documentsbacking up the money in the security company custody,then I was told by the managing director of the Security Company that I can collect the box whenever I'm ready for it. In this juncture, I am seeking for your assistance to help me for withdrawing of the trunk box from the company and to be transfered to
your bank account in abroad. As a result of trust been bestowed on you, I want you to keep this transaction confidentially. Regarding my present condition of financial position, I will be arranging a better position from the company to secure
the trunk box till your arrival. Upon the receipt of this message, I want you to email me urgently for more details on how to commence the operation.
Best regards,
Nana Clifford.
(Man, with all these offers of millions, I am going to be a rich man!)
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Date: Mon, 14 Oct 2002 04:59:33 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Man Doo Fukyoo"
Subject: Re: CONFIDENTIAL MESSAGE
To: nana_clifford@yahoo.co.uk
Helo Nana
My name is Yoo Fukyoo. I own Korea restaurant in Los Agneles Califonia.The restaraunt is called Man Doo Fukyoo. We cook great man doo. I get yer message in email box. I have been in US for 5 year now. I look for new business abroad. I am looking to retire. I will do this business with you. Tell me what you need done so we can both be rich with mony.
Yoo Fukyoo
Owner Man Doo Fukyoo Restaurants
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Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2002 11:48:06 +0100 (BST)
From: "nana clifford"
Subject: URGENT CONFIDENTIAL MESSAGE
To: "Man Doo Fukyoo"
My Dear Yoo,
Thank you very much for your response. I am very gladto recieve your response accepting to realise this
transaction with me. This is a great opportunity to both of us and also a risk free transaction because nobody knows about this transaction accept me and my late boss(Gen Guei). Now that the company has accepted to release the box(funds) for me, because he did thedeposit with my name I think you should act fast andremove the box without much delays. And more vberduring the time of deposit he did not let the security company to know the real contents of the box. So, they are not aware that the box is containing physical dollar cash of $6,550,000.00, only.Now, I want you to have a little holidays from your restuarant business and come down to Togo immediately. I want to have a face to face meeting with you and
have a good plan on how we can move this fund to the Us or Republic of Korea(depending the country of your choice where you know that investments can be very profitable). You will take the opportunity to open a non residential bank account here where we shall lodge the fund as soon as we retrieve the box from the security company. Then from the account here you can gradualy effect the transfer of the funds to your foriegn account in Korea or in the States. Meanwhile, I am making plans to send an application to the security company informing them that you are the beneficiary to the box, but that will be when I talk with you first as more familiarization to our future and lasting relationship. Therefore, I want you to send to me your direct telephone numbers immediately. Please treat this transaction as most urgent and priority because my late boss was paying some daily demmurage to the security company for their services of save guarding the box. So, now that I am the inheritor they will still expect me to pay them their demmurage before collecting the box out. These are my
reasons why I wan us to retrieve the box as soon as possible so that the demmurage will not be very high because I don't have enough cash with me.
Expecting your immediate response.
Nana
(Demmurage? What in the hell is up with the big long words? I really want to know whats in the box!!!!!! :O) )
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Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2002 21:08:44 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Man Doo Fukyoo" |
Subject: Re: URGENT CONFIDENTIAL MESSAGE
To: "nana clifford"
Miss Nana Clifford
Great heer from you. This Yoo Fukyoo again. I will take 4 week off from my Man Doo restarant and come to your place of Togo. Can you meet maybe in Amsterdam or would you have me come to Togo. If so I can come to Togo. I musst make arraingments for air plane ticket to come there. Where at in Togo we will meet. We will celebrate with many money. I will bring $100000 with me in spending money to by many Africa souvenirs. What kind of africa souvenirs you have there. Do you have one eyed trouser snakes there let me know. Tell me what to do to meet you for business
Please call me by my last name. I don't like my first name Yoo.
Thanks millions
Mr Fukyoo
Man Doo Fuk Yoo/ Mandoo and Korean restaurant
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Date: Thu, 17 Oct 2002 11:37:35 +0100 (BST)
From: "nana clifford"
Subject: URGENT CONFIDENTIAL MESSAGE
To: "Man Doo Fukyoo"
My Dear Man Doo,
Thank you for your response. It will be very fine and nice meeting you in Togo. Please come directly to Togo because it will give us the opportunity to complete this transaction the same time. Togo is a peaceful country and you does not even need a visa to come here, because on your arrival to Lome International airport the immigration will stamp you in with a
little visa fee. Please Doo, you don't need to take a huge some of $100,000 with you while coming to Togo. You need to
come down with the money for the first expences prior to the release of the box from the security company, only. If the box is retrieved, you can now have some money from our transaction to buy anything of your choice in Africa including the souvenirs. I want you to give me your direct telephone number immediately because I want us to always have talks
till your arrival to Togo for our mutual transaction. Later, I will give you the number of a good hotel here so that you can call and make your reservation. I still wish if you can conclude all the arrangements for your arrival within two weeks time.
Sincerely yours.
Nana
(Oh don't worry we'll meet soon!!)
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Date: Thu, 17 Oct 2002 21:09:17 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Man Doo Fukyoo"
Subject: Re: URGENT CONFIDENTIAL MESSAGE
To: "nana clifford"
Dear Nana
Hi my good Togoian friend. Today has been very bad day fer me. One of my workers sticked a firecracker up my cats butt and it exploded in front of all my cusotmers. All customers left. I lost lot of money today from that assclown. I fired him. He now picks up gums from street making 5.15 per hours. I doesnt like horsesplay. Mook Yakook was his name and he is a shame to all Man Doo restaurants. I now have to scrape cat splatter and fur off my ceiling. The FDA also fined me. I need your business .My good frend want me to ask you this: Do women over there have big hooters. Can you give me answer on that? I will be leaving for Togo tomorrow at 9:00 pm. My flight will be arriving in Lome at 4:40 pm 19 October on Air France flight 852. Keep in touch. I need this money to retire. I am on my way. Please refer to me by my last name as Mr Fukyoo not Man Doo. Man Doo is my restaurant.
Mr Fukyoo
( I can’t wait to see some hot women with big hooters (.) (.) ) Damn cat fur!
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Date: Fri, 18 Oct 2002 11:37:45 +0100 (BST)
From: "nana clifford" |
Subject: URGENT CONFIDENTIAL MESSAGE
To: "Man Doo Fukyoo"
Dear Fukyoo,
It will be my great pleasure to recieve you in Lome asyou have already scheduled. Please brother, I wouldhave appreciated we have some talks before yourarrival so that we can put everything in point, andmoreover I need firstly to go and ask the Security
Company this afternoon about the remaining demuragebalance to be paid. In this regards, we shall not haveany problems in retrieving the box(fund) on yourarrival to Togo. Therefore, I still insisted that yousend me your direct phone number immediately. Or, should I send you a number for you to call me fromthere? I am very very sorry for the saga that happened in your resturant, and all the expences that this caused you. I hope that with this fund of mine you have everyopportunity to retire from hard work to amulti-national investments. You will take this opportunity of your visit to see so many catigories of Togo Women, and therefore find out
if they have big hooters. I need your authentice flight schedule please.
Have a save flight to Togo.
Nana
(You need to learn some good ol’ American lingo)
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Date: Fri, 18 Oct 2002 09:23:26 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Man Doo Fukyoo" |
Subject: Re: URGENT CONFIDENTIAL MESSAGE
To: "nana clifford"
Dear Cuzzin Nana
I am in Detroit now just got off plane. Will leave for paris in a couple of hours.I will be staying the night in Paris. Unfortanatley I don'e have phone on me. But will email you when I get to Airport in Lome
My flight schedule is I will be leaving for Togo tomorrow at 9:00 pm from Paris. My flight will be arriving in Lome at 4:40 pm 19 October on Air France flight 852. I will be in Lome at 4:40 pm. Just have a sign and wait for me at the airport. I scrape all cat splatters from my ceiling yesterday. Dumbass Mook Yakook is now a an Official Gum Scraper of my restaurant. He will do that forever. Nice to hear the info you have about the Togoian Hotties over there. Since you want to be rich would you like a Golden Shower? Let me know
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Mr Fukyoo
Date: Mon, 21 Oct 2002 12:39:19 +0100 (BST)
From: "nana clifford"
Subject: Re: URGENT CONFIDENTIAL MESSAGE
To: "Man Doo Fukyoo"
Dear Fukyoo,
I regreted waiting for you in vain on Saturday. Please
what happened and where are you?
(Oh my, I forgot to meet you at the airport. Please forgive me)
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Date: Mon, 21 Oct 2002 20:54:45 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Man Doo Fukyoo"
Subject: Re: URGENT CONFIDENTIAL MESSAGE
To: "nana clifford"
Nana
I looked for you. Where have you been. Why you play around. I am already here. I have noplace to stay. I had to hang out at the airport. Can you get hotel room and I will meet you there. I had to call my restaurant to make sure my employess do no shenanigans in my restaurant. Costs a fortune to call from Togo. One of my employees, Kook Fuk, got drunk last night lit a match under his ass as he farted. The gas ingnited from his anus and caught his curtains on fire. His house burned to the ground. The septic tank exploded and created a very nasty mess and suprise fer the naeighbors. It was an embarrassment to my restaurant. So far there I have had two stupid idiots workin fer me. I have to worry about my restaurant as it is getting a bad name! I want to hear from you now!!
Mr Yoo Fukyoo
(**NOTE*** You should never light a match after a voluminous ejection of methane gas from the anus. The flatulence involved may cause damage to the anal cavity as well as to the surface of the anus. Flatulent gasses from the anus are very flammable therefore should be controlled in an area with very little or no ventilation. In Laymens terms: Don’t light matches near your ass while farting!)
