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An Elk for Heffer



Summary

In order to prove his manhood, Heffer must bring an elk home for dinner. Rocko suggests looking for a date at the Elks Club. Disguising himself as an elk, Heffer gains access to the club and meets Elkie, the elk of his dreams. He brings her home to meet his family and discovers what his parents really meant by bring an elk home for dinner.

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Quotes

George: Sit down, son. Son, there, uh, comes a time in every boy's life when...

Heffer: Oh, dad, is this about the birds and the bees?

George: No!

Heffer: Are you sure?

George: Yes I'm sure!

Heffer: Cus if it is, I...

George: It's not about that! It's about passing from boyhood to manhood.

Heffer: Oh, so this is about the...

George: Virginia!

Heffer: Is Peter gonna have to prove his manhood?

Peter: Oh, yeah, that's gonna happen. I'm late for class.

George: What class?

Peter [in ballet uniform]: Here we go, judge, judge, judge.

Grampa: Well I'm eatin' somebody, I'm starved.