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Garden of Eden
 
Adam & Eve Jokes!
After creating heaven and earth, God created
Adam and Eve.
And the first thing he said was don't!
Don't what ? Adam replied.
Don't eat the forbidden fruit said God.
Forbidden Fruit? We have forbidden fruit?
Hey Eve ... we have forbidden fruit!
Do not eat the fruit! said God. .... Why?
Because I am your Father and I said so! God replied.
A few minutes later, God saw His children eating an
apple and was He mad!
Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit? God asked.
Uh huh, Adam replied. Then why did you? said the Father.
I don't know, said Eve. She started it! Adam said,
Did not! Did too! DID NOT!
Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment
was that Adam & Eve should have children of their own.
Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed!
At Sunday School they were teaching how god created everything, including human beings.
Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him
how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down
as though he were ill, and said "Johnny what is the matter?"
Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side,
I think I am going to have a wife."
God Talks to Eve
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God
to come down to talk to her.
What's the problem, Eve?
Well, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious snake
but I'm just not happy."
Why is that, Eve? came the reply from above.
I am lonely, said Eve, and I'm sick to death apples.
Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution.
I shall create a man for you." "What's a man, God?
This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits.
He'll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll generally give you a hard time.
But...he'll be bigger and faster, and can help protect you,
and will like to hunt and kill things to eat.
He will look silly when he's aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs.
He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about.
He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice sometimes to think properly.
Sounds great said Eve. She raised an eyebrow ironically.
What's the catch?
Well ... you can have him on one condition.
What's that, God?
As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring, so
you'll have to let him believe that I made him first.
Just remember, it'd our little secret ...
You know! Woman to Woman.
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