Here are some Halloween songs, verses, lyrics, and poems!! MONSTER MASH- Monster Mash I was working in the lab late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight And my monster from his slab began to rise And suddenly to my surprise (He did the mash) He did the monster mash (He did the mash) It was a graveyard smash (He did the mash) It caught on in a flash (He did the mash) He did the monster mash From my laboratory in the castle east To the master bedroom where the vampires feast The ghouls all came from their humble abode To get a jolt from my electrode (They did the mash) They did the monster mash (They did the mash) It was a graveyard smash (They did the mash) It caught on in a flash (They did the mash) They did the monster mash The zombies were having fun, The party had just begun The guests included Wolfman, Dracula and his son The scene was rocking, All were digging the sound Igor on chains backed by his baying hounds The Coffin Bangers were about to arrive With their vocal group The Cryptkicker Five (They played the mash) They played the monster mash (They played the mash) It was a graveyard smash (They played the mash) It caught on in a flash (They played the mash) They played the monster mash Out from his coffin Drac's voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing He opened the lid and shook his fist and said "Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?" (It's now the mash) It's now the monster mash (It's now the mash) And it's a graveyard smash (It's now the mash) It caught on in a flash (It's now the mash) It's now the monster mash Now everything's cool Drac's a part of the band And my monster mash is the hit of the land For you, the living, this mash was meant too When you get to my door tell them Boris sent you (Then you can mash) Then you can monster mash (Then you can mash) And do my graveyard smash (Then you can mash) You'll catch on in a flash (Then you can mash) Then you can monster mash (They did the mash) They did the monster mash (They did the mash) It was a graveyard smash (They did the mash) It caught on in a flash (They did the mash) They did the monster mash HALLOWEEN ON MILITARY STREET, by Insane Clowne Posse- Chorus) F*ck! D*mnit! Another Halloween, People on Military know what this means, Houses on fire, they're blowin up cars, Creatures in the streets, and razor blades in candy bars, I went to trick-or-treat the first house on my block, Spit in my face and gave me a rock., I tried to give it back and said "I'll take nothing instead.", Turned around and walked away and felt the rock peg me in the head, Walked to the next house directly next door, There I saw an old woman dead on the floor, I said "Excuse me miss, but do you have a treat?", She lifted her leg and scrapped flakes off her dead feet, I ran to the next house happy and giddy, And there i seen a fat woman holding up her titty, I said, "Trick-or-treat." she sad "Treat-or-trick.", And squeezed on her titty until it.......f*ck it that's too sick, Next house up was sittin back in the woods, I was a lil frightened but f*ck I want the goods, I knocked on the door I heard a knock back, And then i heard "COME ON IN" and yo I'm like F*CK DAT!, This house belongs to Mrs. Cherry Spoon, She said, "Drop your drawls and your treat is coming soon.", I quickly grew a stiffy, but kept my eyes shut, A hand came out the mail chute and flicked me in the nuts, I wobbled to the next house ready for the worst, And chillin in the drive was a long black hurst, I rang the door bell and said "Is anybody home.," "Of course little boy have a sugar coated kidney stone." I walked throught the field, and to the next crib, Her friendliness could only be in her cooking bib, I said "How bout some candy." she said "How bout instead, A nice hot fresh home made loaf of yeast infection bread.", My bag's gettin heavy so I rest on the curb, And riding on his bike here comes little Larry Shurb, I snuck up behind him and kicked him off his seat, I punched him in the neck, and power bombed him in the street, Now my bag of candy has doubled in size, Up to the next house for my scary prize, I'm like trick-or-treat, trick treat tricky dick, he opened up his door slapped my lips and didn't give me sh*t, Rock through his window and ran across the street, To the Dayton Mansion I'm in for a treat, I dinged on the dong, and here comes the butler, A big gumpy tall a*s lurch lookin ma'f*cka , I said "Hello Mr. is there somethin for my sack?", He reached in his pocket but I think he hurt his back, It's taking him an hour, my bag is open ready, But then he finally dropped it in my sack, a f*ckin penny, The next house is abandonded so forget it, But wait a minute, I think somebody's livin in it, I ran up to the door "Trick-or-treat, you can't hide", It was a crackhead, he crawled in my bag and died , The next house is mine the last on the block, My mother's sitting on the porch shinning up her glock, I climbed on the roof with my brother Jump Steady, And we yelled "HAPPY HALLOWEEN AND CLOWN LOVE!" to the whole city (Chorus)