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The Shrines

“Sanity is for those with no imagination”

-Anonymos

Welcome to the Shrines. These glorious little shrines are mantained by the Priestesses of Henry the Dog, and the Lesser Minions of the Elephant.

What exactly are these shrines for? Well, they're for the important aspects of sliding, as well as the silly ones. There are four major shrines, and be sure you don’t step on the egos of any of their caretakers, you wouldn’t want to be turned into a toad, would you?

The Shrine of Sabrina Llyod

The Shrine of Quinn and Wade Shippers

The Shrine of the Anti-Maggie

The Shrine of the Long-Haired, Funny-Look’n Quinn

Now you don’t need insense, and you don’t have to have those funky Roman candles. All you need is a little dryer lint and some imagination! So, whether you’re contemplating the mysteries of the Universe, the Multiverse, or the Professor’s baldness, I encourage you to also visit.....

The Oracle of Really Weird Things & the Questions We Ask About Them

WARNING: All those fond of their santiy, please scroll back up, as the following may be hazzardus to your world veiw. Thank you.

- Meredith of Mercury, Archangel of BWAW***

Oh, and one last thing..... the ever obligitory warning as to the instability of this area of the multiverse. There are an abundance of strange and dangerous creatures lurking about:

Evil, demonic, devil-worshiping Toothpaste

Evil Mutant Cucumbers

Space Squirls

Killer Washing Machines

Henry the Dog

The Minions of the Elephant

Rogain Experiments Run Amuk

There, that said, you may move on to the Shrines. Oh, and ONE LAST WARNING:

DON’T FEED THE CUCUMBERS

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