Kel's Scribbles and Rambles

WARNING! This page will contain yaoi, shonen-ai, and anything else I decide to put here. In case you don't know what this means, it means male/male relationships. In other words, things that children should not read. If you don't like that, well, it sucks to be you \_/. Sorry, I don't mean that ^.^ But really, I don't want to hear any complaints. The ONLY reason this is here is because Sabrina owed me a favor and I asked for it. Not only is there this warning, there's one on the page before this too. I'm sorry if this makes you angry, but I like to be odd. Thank you for understanding.

NOTE: I have a new e-mail address all by myself! ^___^ Kel_741@hotmail.com. I don't think I HTMLed that right... If you have any comments to make on my fiction, e-mail me. Oh, and if I have to read any flames, I'll make my own little blank page called "F~L~A~M~E~S" and post it there. Have a nice day!

Kel: Hiya! Not surprisingly, it has been awhile, yet again... Sorry. Duo: No, you're not.

Heero: Hn.

Kel: *sweat* ... Yes, I am. Shut up, Duo. No body wants to hear you talk.

Duo: *pouts*

Heero: *pulls a gun on Kel*

Kel: ... Ahem. Nevermind.

NEW! Better to be Foolish

A little non-poem Sabrina and I colaberated on. It's the only non-yaoi fic here, but it doesn't exactly have ANY pairings. So you can use your imagination about the yaoi bit. ^.^

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The Professional and the Amateur

My very own first Alternate Universe fic! ^.^ It was inspired by a Saturday Night Live skit, but no need to worry! It's not as silly, and Heero isn't wearing the Mango skirt. *shivers in horror* Not even I have the imagination or the pain tolerance to put Heero in a Mango skirt... WARNING: SHONEN-AI, SHOJO-AI, AU, but nothing serious so far...

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UPDATED Daddy's Trilogy

A very angsty fic wear one of the pilots is having trouble coping after the war. It's not the end of the war that bothers him, but how is he supposed to emerse himself in his destruction and forget about passed events? Instead, he decides to go for the root of the problem...WARNING: SHONEN-AI implied, DUO-TORTURE, ANGST, NON-CON, ect., ect...

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The Allergies Chronicles

I was told this was funny, so I'll just take their word for it! ^__^ All the pilots come down with a certain type of allergy. What brought this on, you wonder? Why allergies? I got the idea of doing something like this, but, well... Fear was taken. *grins sheepsihly* SHONEN AI a plenty! Sap! But is that such a bad thing?...

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Dangerous Curiosity

Duo POV. Duo discovers a hidden talent Heero possesses. Too bad; Heero perfers to have that secret _stay_hidden. What will happen to the braided pilot? Will Heero make sure he never speak of his 'talent'... permanently? SHONEN AI! If you are under a reasonable age, I ask you not to enter. I don't want an angry mother sniffing down my neck because some punk kid decided he'd ignore my warning and show his Momma what he found...

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Hotdog

A songfic Duo inspired me to write. Paranoid little runt... *sighs* Anyway, he thought the song fit the lives of the Gundam pilots very well. WARNING: Heavy cursing, possibly shonen-ai hints, not enough sleep, first songfic attempt, and Relena bashing!

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My Way

Another songfic to satisfy Duo's paranoia. This one is sort of from Relena's POV, except it's third person, and I was forced to paint her in a... Ahem... different light. *shoots glare at the innocent looking muse* Hn. WARNING: Relena bashing, mild language, not enough sleep, second songfic attempt, and definate shonen-ai!

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The Freshmen

Heeeere it goes! Told myself I'd never write a deathfic, and look what I did! I wrote a deathfic! *grumble, grumble* I can't say anything without giving the whole this away, but lets just say that it ain't pretty. WARNING: Shonen-ai, death, tissue-warning!

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The Call

Heero goes out with the others, leaving a sick Duo at home to rest. But he has trouble when he realizes that two of the normally sober pilots have gone, and the other lies passed out on a table. What is the Perfect Soldier supposed to do? WARNING: Shonen-ai, cursing, RFO! RFO! *cheers*

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Hell Painted Pink

It's late night, the background is horribly obscured with crayons and cardboard, markers and construction paper, almost every paragraph has the word 'pink', and... the faint tunes of an old minute-fad song is playing in the background. Conclusion? The author was a VERY bored little soul that night... WARNING: This story was born of boredom, and it rocked out of control into a Very First Lime Attempt! It contains YAOI and a squirt of lime! Heero SINGS!

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The Chosen

My first adventure in crossover land. A mysterious soul calls for help in order to warn and aid warriors of his own Planet... but the problem is, none of the Gundam pilots know exactly what the heck is going on! All is revealed later in the story, but one question remains: Can they really do it?WARNING: Shonen-ai, language...

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Five Reactions to Flirting _or_ What the HELL?!

A little ficlet of boredom. A young girl needs a date to a party, and goes through each Gundam pilot to find one... Definate SHONEN-AI implied.

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A Story Behind Every Action

Popular journalist Michiru Konekai has done the seemingly impossible... She's found out the identity to one of the Gundam pilots! Wanting to be the first to interview this feared rebel, she goes to do the dangerous... only to find out that she can't find the will to release the name of the Gundam pilot in her article, which is basically the whole fic. Read to find out why... This can have shonen-ai in it if you want it to, but it just basically mentions a strong bond between 01 and 02. A little language...

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Die, Please, Die

Pure songfilk due to boredom and non-understanding in algebra. There's no story behind it, just the words of the song, which is "My oh My" by _____. I promised the Admin. of the DHML that I'd never even murmur the name of the band again, and even if it were all in jest, I keep my word. *shiver* Besides... I don't even LIKE them... WARNING: Chock-full of Relena bashing!

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The Edge of Madness

No, this isn't a story about how the Gundam pilots ended up here, at the Edge of Madness. This is actually a story written Halloween last year, and I forgot to put it up here. *sweats* Anyway, it was a challenge at the DHML. Anyway, read to find out. It has a very nice ending... WARNING: I don't remember if it has outright Duo-glomps-Heero-and-calls-him-koi in it, but I do know that I meant it to be SHONEN-AI.

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G-boy's in Therapy

Another one that I forgot to put up a while back. *sweatdrops* Oi, just what I need. Another habit. Anyway, Duo drags the rest of the Gundam pilots to help "deal" with the problems they're having coping with the end of the war. It turns out that Duo is in BIG trouble when they hear about where he heard about this quack...WARNING: SHONEN-AI, silliness, self-insertion...

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