Duo: *chokes* I thought we were THROUGH with these goons!

Kel: I did too. Apparently the music is all coming back to me... I have a feeling it has something to do with a Barbie-loving niece coming over to spend the rest of the week with me. *shakes her head sadly* And the fics... They run around... I plan on writing the challenges, and then I plan on writing both a sequel and a prequel to Daddy Dearest... And just recently a great idea for a AU fic popped up in my mind and I’m eager to do that... *head hits the table* Kel no baka...

Sephy: *holding an ice pack to his aching head* No kiddin’...

DISCLAIMER: I don’t own, I don’t ask, I don’t get sued, we don’t have a problem.
PAIRINGS: I like to PRETEND this has 1+2... when it really doesn’t... But be like me, pretend whatever you wish, and EVERYONE will be happy, ne?
WARNINGS: This is the result of a class with a bunch of morons who can’t understand simple algebra equations enough for the SMARTER ones to move on.
Duo: So why were you doodling in your notebook? Shouldn’t you have been listening so you wouldn’t be in the group to hold back the rest of ‘em?
Sephy: *smirks* Gotchya there...
Kel: .... Yes, well. *clears her throat* I can always cheat off the person beside me... *thinks about it and grimaces* Never mind. She’s just as bad as I am...
STATUS: Songfilk, to the tune of My oh My. *grins impishly at the Admin. and snickers* I believe you know which song that is, Admin-List-Mommy. *runs like hell to keep away from the dreaded squeaky mallet*
Die, Please, Die
Kel
Songfilk

Die, please, die
I wanna say goodbye
To leave your kingdom
Psycho, leave me by
Die, please, die
I wanna say goodbye
To leave your country
Stalker, leave me by
If you were dead...

Die, please, die
I wanna say goodbye
To leave your kingdom
Psycho, leave me by
Die, please, die
I wanna say goodbye
To leave your country
Stalker, leave me by

A little soldier in a terrible mess
A mission alone, with no partners confess
Dreams of a day with no stalker near
Flees like a bird when she comes too close

Gotta steal from Oz
When they don’t know I’m comin’
Gotta hide from the rest
No time for stalkin’
Die, please, die
Don’t you bother me
Cuz there’s no way I’m reconsidering
Omae o korosu, say “bye bye”
I’m finally free...

Die, please, die
I wanna say goodbye
To leave your kingdom
Psycho, leave me by
If you were dead...
I would not dread...
If you were dead...
I would not dread...

Instinct deep in the soldier’s heart
Running at night
I wanna be apart
Baka oh baka are you really sincere?
That one day you’ll finally disappear?

Gotta steal from Oz
When the don’t know I’m comin’
Gotta hide from the rest
No time for stalkin’
Die, please, die
Don’t you bother me
Cuz there’s no way I’m reconsidering
Omae o korosu, say “bye bye”
I’m finally free...

Die, please, die
Die, please, die
Die, please, die

DIE PLEASE! DIE!!

Die, please, die
I wanna say goodbye
To leave your kingdom
Psycho, leave me by
Die, please, die
I wanna say goodbye
To leave your country
Stalker, leave me by
If you were dead...
I would be relieved...
If you were dead...
I would be relieved...

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OWARI
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Kel: Let’s give a hand to Hee-chan! He may be a quiet jackass, but he’s a very TALENTED guy...

Duo: *mutters* In more ways than one...

Kel: I’m SO not gonna ignore that... *grins and holds up a victory sign* I doubt ya wanna do it, but go ahead and send C&C! I’d really appreciate it, really I would! At least... It would make me feel better after I got a look at that algebra pop quiz we had today... *sweats a little*

Sephy: Oh, yeah. -__- She flunked...

Duo: She still has hope, believe it or not...

Kel: .....