8/7/00--
Tonight's Nitro was good. Here's what happened:
Kronic came out to fight Jindrack and O'Hare. After that match was over the FA'z came out and stole Kronic's tag-team titles. (Rey has a new look! He is wearing gel in his hair to make it look like devil horns and a fake goatee. No offense Rey, you're still fine, but honey that look has GOT to go.)
Later on in the back the FA'z were getting ready to leave, but got stopped in their tracks by the MIA. Major Gunns grabbed Tygress and started to drag her to ringside. Meanwhile, trying to get away from the MIA, Disco hopped in the car, Rey was pushing the garage door buttons, and Konnan and Juvi were helping Rey out by trying to open the door manually. Unfortunately, when the door was open, Kronic was on the otherside. They opened a can of whoop-ass on Juvi and Konnan. Then even though Disco gave them back their titles, they double powerbombed him through the car. But they didn't lay a hand on Rey, so I'm happy.
Meanwhile, back at ringside, Major Gunns throws Tygress into a big mudpit. She gets Tygress filthy to the point that you can't even see her face. She looks like Swamp Thing! Too bad for Major Gunns that that hooch Miss Hancock had to come out and spoil everything. She and Tygress totally wiped out poor Gunns! Then the Tramps Incorporated (Tygress and Major Gunns) left the ringside with their arms around eachother's shoulders. Here are some pics:
My Say--Nitro's Pros and Cons:
Pros:
--REY!!
--Tygress getting a mudbath!
Kwee-Wee and his wife Papaya! (Makes you wonder about Paisley though..)
--Kidman's revenge on Torrie!! That was phat! Kidman honey, you are a master at what you do, but just remind me never to go out and break up with you!
--Booker T beating Lance Storm. In the words of Stevie Ray: "Booker finally put that yak in his place!" Now can you dig that?
Cons:
--Rey's new look...
--Ms. Hancock and Tygress...yuck!
--Vampiro and his followers...that angle is getting old!
--Kanyon...another angle that's getting old.
On a Scale of 1 to 5: (1 being awful, 5 being awesome)
Drumroll please....About a 4. It was pretty entertaining.
