The Return of the Legendary Joe Musashl

To all 104 people that visited my dump the last time!

The Mailbag Section!/ Editorial Area

Editorial of the *whenever*: How Hideo Kojima will rule the world.

The Biography of Joe MushashL aka Ryo Mitsuda Naka, and the staff page(The people responsible for this waste of five megs!)

You think AOL Users are bad(awful, stupid, deserve to die)? You haven't even seen IRC.

*Stupid Stuff formerly here has been erased*

Sega Biased to the end- Yes I am quite comfortable with my biasness. But I can say one thing... IF Tekken was made by SEGA, I would still think it sucks, so Nyah!

The Adventures of Pepsiman!
All AOL members(NOT FOR LONG) can see "The Legendary" Joe as Mystic Defender or Ryo Mitsuda Naka (No wait..AOL SUX!. .Ignore all that)
On to the News! ::Oh No::

OTHER SITES ARE B.S. Har Har
NO! FFIX is not being delayed, it will be released whenever it is supposed to be released (How the hell do I know?).
Square has also announced the following statement. Hironobu Sakaguchi (Big Cheese at Square) spoke before the press earlier about the FFIX "delays". "We haven't released anything on our beloved Final Fantasy IX, you are all just foolish americans that are also stupid for believing this silly idea. I made up this delay because in actuality.....I WORK FOR ENIX!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!" . Soon after that statement, several of Square purists screamed bloody murder and charged the stage where Sakaguchi was standing, he immediately jumped on to a helicopter and fought away the crazed lunatics with his gunblade. Then his Guardian Force "Jumbo Cactaur" jumped in and pelted everyone with needles, it was a massacre.... Dragon Quest VII will be here sometime, Shenmue will come before that, Zombie Revenge is out now(In Japan).. and I only have three games for my Dreamcast...I NEED MORE!! DAMMIT!!!

The Adventures of Pepsiman have been released! Check out the newest page to my ungodly site!

More pointless banter was trashed here...
The Game Release Schedule has been updated:
Date/Game/Company/System
Next Friday/Pepsiman...The Return/JoeMusashi Programming School/Undecided
A week from last month/Special Eidos Collection(Deathtrap Dungeon, Ninja, Tomb Raider 1-3)/Eidos/Playstation 2
April 1, 2000/ Virtua Fighter Vs Tekken/Sega:Namco/GameBoy Color
January 23, 2000/ Pokemon Hunter (YES!)/Sega/ Sega Dreamcast
March 7, 2001/ Fighters UltraMegamix/Rare/ Sega Dreamcast
December 25, 1999/ Final Fantasy Mystic Quest II: With Secret of Evermore 2 demo::/Janitors of Square/ Playstation 2
October 31, 1999/ Dead or Alive 2 (I wish)/Tecmo/ Sega Dreamcast
May 12, 2000/ Killer Instinct Anthology/ Square/ Nintendo "Dolphin Beta"
December 1, 2000/ Country Freaks(Sequel to Guitar Freaks)/ Konami/ MSX 2K
More to come.......

Grand Touring(Sega) VS Gran Turismo(Sony): There could probably be only room for one.
Uh...My bets on Sega. ::Gets killed::
Top 5 Playstation 2 games (You knew this was coming...)
5. Street Fighter EX 3- Why Capcom? Why not Acclaim? (Think Mortal Kombat Gold with Street Fighter Characters + Crap x Bad Graphics - Capcom charm = One of the worst fighting games of all time)
4. Gran Turismo 2000- I got my Parallel Parking Liscense today! Too bad I never actually race against someone. Pretty cars played out over RC Pro AM backgrounds. A really speedy 15 FPS too!! Basically all you really do is attempt to beat times, 40 tracks are really just different sized ovals and circles(Hairpin turns? Are you crazy?)
3. Kessen- Better than a kick in the nuts, unless you enjoy that sort of thing =P. oo00OO. Oh yeah, No complaints here, but A Train 6 kills it.
2. Tekken Tag Tournament- I just put it here for the hell of it, Even though the characters lack nipples! And the game still plays like Tekken. (which is very unfortunate). The Jun nude code is not really useful either, since it won't work on the final version of the game. Dead Or Alive 2 has better looking women anyway, so TTT sucks.
And the Number 1 game is.....A TRAIN 6!!!!! As owned, nuff said, best game of all time..WOO WOO!!!!

October Again: Local Circus Show complains that the Sega game "Dynamite Cop" portrays the average "circus freak" improperly. A lawsuit is in the works, stay tuned for further details......then again, don't bother. "Is it our fault that the bearded Fat Lady in Dynamite Cop was portrayed as a Bearded Fat Woman? Nobody ever told us that there are Thin Bearded Women in the world."
Resident Evil: Code Veronica gets delayed a month, rabid American fans burn down Sega HQ. Fear grips the city as mindless gamers(zombies?) stalk the streets armed with Resident Evil 2: Directors Cut Jewel Cases. Police Strike has been enforced, stay tuned for later updates. (UPDATE) Sega has returned a response saying that there will be a demo disc for Code Veronica and an Original Soundtrack will be included(The graphics in RE 2 have been upped icredibly (LOOK OUT!), so most of the riots ended, the rest were suppressed by ultra violent uses of rocket launchers, The secret weapon: Code Name "Nemesis" was also brought in to end the problems, But now all the major cities are inhabited by Zombies (There's always a catch). Capcom were not available for comment, as they were quick in their work of "Taking the money and running." (OH NO!) Capcom is currently deciding against the release of BioHazard 2 for DC. "We have enough of the damn games in the US already."

Yet more crap gets thrown away

Yet again...

September 8th and 9th...News...What news?
Forget it..no news...um...Hironobu Sakaguchi is the president of Gameboy and Shigeru Miyamoto is the president of Sega..the genius's in IRC know everything don't they? Total morons are also GamePro readers,

September 7th: Gran Turismo 2 for December, What to expect.
Well..I hate to be biased(not really), But I hated Gran Turismo, I can openly admit I hated every second I spent with that Driving Simulator. But hey, some people must have liked it, judging by it's sales, so us fortunate gamers get a sequel. GT2 will feature another 400 or so cars, including the 1987 Mazda my mother used to have. The tracks in GT2 will consist mainly of the originals, but two new tracks are thrown in. The license mode is (unfortunately) intact, so you can spend hours just trying to qualify for an actual race. Gotta love that braking license. Although I'd rather play Sega Rally or any other Sega Racer for that matter. (Oh Look.another biased statement, This site is full of them)

September 6th: Playing Ehrgeiz 2, first impressions.
Well, after constant hype about this supposed "DC Killer" I finally got my hands on the first playable game(actually A Train was playable too, but...). This game of course is Ergheiz 2..first known as that "Final Fantasy Fighter", then again, it's also one of the worst Fighting games in existence IEO. I was expecting more of the same with the sequel..but I was somewhat surprised, for one; They actually have a Fighting system, No more random button presses get you any attack, which improves the game 500%. All the original characters are back..except for the FFVII characters, who were trashed and of course replaced by FFVIII characters, FF the movie characters are also hidden in the game, so playing that kitchen cooking mini game is actually useful. The graphics...well. ..Don't really impress me at all, sorry all you loyal PS fans, but..Shen Mue destroys Erhgeiz 2 in the graphics department, I mean..Ergheiz 2 characters don't even have Faces!?!?..(I had to recognize characters by their hair)And why do the backgrounds look like something that a 4 year old scribbled over with a blue crayon. Oh well, This is only a 99% version of Ergheiz 2, maybe that last 1% will be used to give it some decent graphics, but until then.. I give Ergheiz 2.. ** out of *****
On a side note, the OST to Ergheiz 2 is also done by the same people as FF the Movie, so expect all new songs by DMX, Puff Daddy, N Sync, Brittany Spears, and :ugh, and double ugh: Jennifer Lopez...
September 5th: mindless crap (Ryo: Just what you came to this site for!) (Mystic: Ryo?) (Ryo: Yes?) (Mystic: Shut Up)