Starbucks
Written in 1998
Performed by The Idiophones

Sneever was a beauty queen
Now she's gone and off to see the world
Hanging with the punk rock scene
Crazy kids such fucked up boys and girls
Sneever loves her new boyfriend
He's the king of masculinity
Red meat and cigarettes
Cancer addict for all eternity

Goatboy slumped against the wall
All his rage bursts out like poetry
Empty words on bloodstained pages
Save him from the ills of society
Long hair to block his eyes
Look out it's dad's cellular phone
Dad's Lexus and dad's disguise
Can't hide that Goatboy's all alone

Cinnamon of Black Hut Drive
Hippie chick and artist all in one
Don't look into her eyes
She might suck you in and have some fun
Smokin' pot and drinkin' beer
She's a real townie wouldn't you say
Can't wait to see her in a few years
Workin' at the Village IGA