The Adventures of Colin Coleman and Zillo

Its time for another Colin Coleman choose your own adventure! First a little background info. You are Colin Coleman. You are good for nothing. You're best friend is a Brazilian shoeshine boy named Zillo. You are in seperable. Enough of that, let's begin...

You are laying in bed. Your friend Zillo walks up to you. "Feeling any better?" he asks.
"A little" You respond. "What did the witch doctor say?" Zillo gets a sad look on his face. "What's wrong?"
Zillo swallows. "You are slowly de-materializing" You are confused. "You're magical superhero self can't last much longer on this earth. In a week you'll be dead."
You frown. "That stinks"

Wow that stinks. You have a choice you can
wait to die peacefully in bed
or
try and find a loop hole.