Do you like going insane?

Here it is choose your own adventure. Pick a happily ever after ending or step to your doom. This first one's called "spoof" kays? byes.

It begins:

You are COLIN COLEMAN! Being Colin Coleman is scary enough but you are stuck inside a scary movie-like story. You will get to choose your own destiny. Choose wisely; your next step may be your last (until you push the back button and try again). continue