He's sweet, he's sexy, and most importantly, he can COOK. I know it's hard to believe, but elfin Chef Nate is still single! We're convinced the right girl is out there somewhere, and with any luck she's surfing the internet. So we've decided to help the little guy out by offering an online compatibility quiz. Give it a shot, and you just might be getting a call this Friday night...
First Name:
Sex: (We knew a lot of you would think it's funny to put "Yes" for this question. That's why it's a radio button.)
Male
Female
Age:
Too young for Nate
Nate's age
Too old for Nate
Location:
The eastern seaboard
Anywhere else
Hair color:
Red
Anything else
Do you wear glasses?
No
Yes
Do you play an instrument?
No. Music is the bane of my very soul.
I can play a mean "Chopsticks."
I can play some folk songs on guitar! I'll be able to play more once I learn that hard G chord.
I was trained in violin and piano, and I dabble a little in the woodwind family.
I just won a Grammy. Is that good enough?
Complete the statement: I find constant sarcasm
infuriating.
Somewhat annoying.
almost impossible to detect.
endearing, in a passive-aggressive sort of way.
positively thrilling.
What are you looking for in a man?
Someone to torture with my constant, autocratic demands--that'd be keen!
I like a tight butt. Well, I do!
I like a man who brings home the bacon. If he's got no money and he's got no car, then he's got no woman, and there you are.
Someone who will pamper me with constant loving attention.
A guy who can eyeball an avacado and tell you exactly how many ounces of eatin' there is on it.
What's your idea of the perfect date?
catching the latest Julia Roberts/Richard Gere flick and using up three hankies
dinner at a 5-star restaurant, followed by swing dancing
a sunset stroll on the beach
making out clumsily in the back of Nate's RV
watching "CyberNinja" and eating Chinese food
What's your ideal dream house?
a tastefully decorated house in the suburbs
a solid gold mansion
a savvy New York apartment with five goodlooking friends, a chick, and a duck
an apartment primarily decorated with pictures of Darth Maul and Winston Churchill
Nate's parents' attic