Full Name: Chris Warren
Age: uh.... in his 20s
Sex: Male
Hair/Eyes: Blond, with a bandana/I, uh, I, uh, I, uh...
Occupation: Slacker
Distinguishing Characteristics: Pastiness, height, lankiness, parrot, ability to have the same name as another Lance and Eskimo character
Personality: Incessently goofy and hungry
Quote: "Ass." "Want some tempera paint?"
Connection with Characters: My brothers' friend.