South Park Episodes!!

****************NOTE: THESE EPISODES ARE NOT IN ORDER********************

Lesbian Subsitute Teacher

This episode is about when Mr. Garrison, their teacher, needs to get a nose job. A substitute teacher fills in, Miss. Allen. The boys in the class start to have a crush on her. They had a spelling test; whoever had the highest mark would have a date with Miss. Allen. Stan got the highest mark and Wendy got really jealous. The next day Wendy wore leather, to get Stan's attention. Bad luck for her, Miss Allen was also wearing leather. Chef told the boys that she was a lez and said that she'd only go out with other lezs. So then the boys tried to be lezs even though they didn't know what it meant. They licked carpets, they ate boxes and they cleaned their bedrooms. At the end ummmm...those Saudi Arabian guys took Miss Allen. Mr Garrison came back because he couldn't take being so SEXY and HOT so he got his normal face back and became their teacher again. When Miss Allen left she took a sword from one of those guys. The sword slipt outta her hand and hit kenny in the head. (boo hoo hoo hoo!)

Sparky, The Gay Wonder Dog!

This episode is about Stan, the star quaterback. He had a dog names Sparky, but then found out that he was a gay homo. Stan tried plenty of things to make his dog not gay. Then Sparky overheard Stan say that he wanted a normal dog. Then Sparky ran away to Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary. Stan decided not to play against Middle Park so that he could look for his dog. At the football game Kyle replaced Stan's place as quarterback. When somebody threw the ball to Kenny all the Middle Park players tackled and dicapitated him. Stan found Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary. He went in and found Sparky on the disco dance floor, babe! He went back and played in the last quarter of the game. He got a touchdown and won the spread against Middle Park; South Park-7 And Middle Park -73. They went back to Gay Sanctuary and then the donkey blew up!! THE END