South Park Characters!

Eric Cartman

• DESCRIPTION: Fat; Spoiled; Cute
• MOTHER: A Woman With Male Body Parts; Is On The Cover Of "Cracked Whore"
• SNACKS: Cheesy Poofs; The Weight Gain 5000

Kenny McKormick

• DESCRIPTION: The 8 Year-Old Death Prone Boy; Always Wearing An Orange Parka
• COMMUNICATION: "mmmph mph mmmpmh mmphmph mmph"
• HOME: A Rusty Old Shack

Stan Marsh

• DESCRIPTION: Currently Crushing On Wendy Testaburger
• DATES: Went Out With His Lesbian Substitute, Miss Allen
• PETS: A Gay Horny Dog Named Sparky
• FAV SAYING: "Oh My God You Killed Kenny!" Kyle Says, "You Bastards"

Kyle Broslovzski

• DESCRIPTION: Believes In Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo
• RELIGION: A Jewish Freak Who Believes in Jesus
• SIBLINGS: Ike His Little Brother Who Got Abducted By Aliens In The First Episode; The "Kick The Baby" Baby