Welcome to Tavdog's Hatebook!
Welcome to the Tavdog's Hatebook section of my site! Every once in a while there comes a time when something is just so god damned funny it has to immortalized. And this is one of those times. If you weren't there when it all went down, then I really feel sorry for you. You missed some of the funniest moments in newsgroup history. But if you were there, I hope you enjoy looking back on some fond & funny ass memories.
By the way, every guestbook entry made by yours truly will be highlighted in yellow. Just letting you know :)
OK, starting from the top, and in no particular order...
Name: Tavis's Sonic doll
From: Tavis's bedroom
Home: ????
hey Tav, come back to bed and i'll give you a spin dash hehehe. oh i forgot youre mommy has to take you to the doctor for a severe case of BIASITIS. ESAD fuckrag.
16:34:30 99/11/26
Name: Seifer
From:
Home: http://
fuck you tavis. youre sites a joke and youre a stupid dipshit. die
16:25:04 99/11/26
Name: RayJoe
From: up the hill and down the sreet
Home: http://Don't have one.com
What kind of shit is this man! I know where you live. just kidding man. Hell I don't know sega from ass wipe. All I know is that ATARI 2600 rulz. I got one word for you. CACTUS!
01:10:39 99/11/26
Name: TAMI
From: B-TOWN
Home: http://
I really like the site.You did a great job,and i'm proud of you.The retards who don't like it and give you shit are a bunch of LOSERS!! Love Ya SIS
01:02:35 99/11/26
Name: Thomas Brown
From: Alabama
Home: http://community.webtv.net/blue_dude_tom
I think your site is great and provides much information. I can't wait until Christmas when I can get a Dreamcast.
12:42:55 99/11/25
Name: Mr. Person man Lady sir good day
From: ???
Home: http://????
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03:34:53 99/11/25
Name: Decan
From: ADV Dreamcast
Home: http://
Man this site sucks! Where did you learn your HTML anyways? Or is it page builder you are using? Anyways, your reviews are WAY OFF and one sided. Half of your info. was cut and pasted like Frost said. And I liked your comment on the N64 thing, to bad you will miss out and great titles like Zelda and WWF 2000. See ya LOSER!
12:01:32 99/11/22
Name: the death bringer
From:
Home: http://
hello tav sega told me to tell you to hit the road fool you cant do anything right or orginal so go away or be prepared to die
09:48:37 99/11/22
Name: me
From:
Home: http://
hey all you bastards out there. will you quit harassing tavis please. its getting pretty old. he just built a site of something that he is into and if all you assholes out there don't like it then just ignore it please, im tired of seeing all your comments you pricks, i happen to know tavis and he is one of the nices guys i know so quit your big fat lies about him, you don't even know him, okay. so to all you assholes out there, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
16:16:31 99/11/30
Name: Mike
From: No, you still can't rape me!
Home: http://tavis.still.sucks.balls.org
Your stupid ass FREE Guesbook (too incompetent to write your own CGI... Pagebuilder can't do it for you, little boy?) doesn't even work. Just think of all the insults you've missed when people's messages to you get cut off like that. As far as I'm concerned, you can take this crappy site, with all it's cut, copied, and pased info, biased "news and reviews", and such, lay it down on the floor, and fuck it like your Knuckles doll, then you can take all your DC GDs, shine em' up real nice, turn them sideways, and stick them straight up your candy ass. For the sake of the world Tavis... close your mouth, your ignorance is showing.
14:02:37 99/11/30
Name: Mike
From: Why, you want to stalk me? Gay raper.
Home: http://tavis.sucks.balls.org
Wow, the number 1 SEGA site on the entire internet, huh? Looks like the number 1 crudely pieced together, CC
13:56:40 99/11/30
Name: Mom
From:
Home: http://
Tavis, I'm very concerned. It seems NO ONE likes you,not even me. I really wish on the day you were spat out of my womb,I would have left you in the alley dumpster like the priest told me to. You are a person not even a mother could love. Mom
13:13:07 99/11/30
Name: Bubba
From: the pen
Home: http://
Tavis, that night we spent in jail together was so special. Not a lot of first timers can take all 12 guys in the cell block. They way you screamed and moaned and squirmed really turned us on. Don't worry,a little bit of tearing and bleeding is normal for first timers. It only hurts about the first ten times. I have a question:can you really call it anal rape when it's voluntary? Twoards the end there,you really seemed to get into it. And to be honest,nobody has ever tossed my salad like you did, I quaked...I quivered. Please Tavbaby,commit another crime soon.We miss you. Love, Bubba
12:18:10 99/11/30
Name: Negative Creep
Website: Click here before I smack you
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: The Rolling hills of Tibet by way of the Belt Pkwy
Time: 1999-12-04 18:44:32
Comments: Well the holidays are almost upon us, & i think it's
time for
me to bestow upon "Tavdog" my Christmas wish, just for him. I hope that upon reading this post he is stricken with accelerated testicular Cancer. I hope he spends the next few weeks nursing his rapidly blackening sac. On Christmas morning, while his horrified yet enthusiastic family is gathered around his deathbed, I hope that just one of those numbskulls has the Cristmas cheer enough to remove his "jammies" & place a bright shiny Xmas tree star upon the whithered nub that used to be his genitalia. Merry Christmas to all, and please Sweet baby Jesus strike down this lil nerd before he see's fit to breed. *placing miseltoe over my nuts* Thanks!
Name: Tavis's pet buttmonkey
From: The asteriods around uranus.
Home: http://www.fuckoff.com
Hey Tavis just wanted to let you know, you need to wipe your ass it's geting pretty scary down here. It's starting to look like the astroid from Armegeddon. And you need to see a doctor, you hemmroids are getting huge. BTW your lips must be very long to kiss SEGA's ass from your house.
13:30:15 99/11/29
Name: ???
From:
Home: http://
You biased prick. May midgets crawl out of your closet and ejaculate all over your bedroom while you get assfucked by your dad.
13:01:45 99/11/29
Name: tavis
From: biased fucksville
Home: http://you are on it RETARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im sorry for being such a little pansy, im sorry im so full of myself. i know im just a little bitch, i cant help it. i was imbred and it made me this way, my daddy is also my uncle :,-(
08:26:10 99/11/29
TROY
From:
Home: http://
hi tavis don't pay attention to what loser people say about you....i think your site is cool! perople who say stuff like that are just jealous of you. and don't listen to what your mom says about not jacking off in your room either....i jack off in my room too and nothings wrong with me so don't listen to her.... what do u like to jack off too? i like to jack off to pictures of naked batman.... do u use liquid soap or just your hand? would u like 2 trade pics with me? if u r inerested please email me with u pic..... love, TROY
08:22:46 99/11/29
Name: your girlfriend
From: shut the fuck up
Home: http://www.tavisisabtch.com
hey baby, listen, don't worry about last night, it's ok that you couldn't get an erection, it happens to all men at some time or another, and like i told you before it's not the size that matters stumpy, love ya hun
03:32:40 99/11/29
Name: Surfbored
From: California
Home: http://
The site itself is fine ... the site's owner needs more work, however .. Tav, do you honestly think 64 owners are 'pussys' and do you realize that you, me, and most of the Dreamcast group are PSX morphs (and we will continue to morph to each new arrival, even if it's called "Joe's Console n' Grill " ... if it displays blazing speed, realistic graphics, and fun gameplay. It's the games Tav, the games ...
12:56:36 99/11/27
Name: Hitler
From: Germany
Home: http://
In my country anyone who does not like this site would have to take a quick shower.
01:22:01 99/11/27
Name: Tavis's Sonic doll
From: Tavis's bedroom
Home: ????
hey Tav, come back to bed and i'll give you a spin dash hehehe. oh i forgot youre mommy has to take you to the doctor for a severe case of BIASITIS. ESAD fuckrag.
16:36:28 99/11/26
Name: Tavis's Sonic doll
From: Tavis's bedroom
Home: ????
hey Tav, come back to bed and i'll give you a spin dash hehehe. oh i forgot youre mommy has to take you to the doctor for a severe case of BIASITIS. ESAD fuckrag.
16:36:03 99/11/26
Name: Tavis's Sonic doll
From: Tavis's bedroom
Home: ????
hey Tav, come back to bed and i'll give you a spin dash hehehe. oh i forgot youre mommy has to take you to the doctor for a severe case of BIASITIS. ESAD fuckrag.
16:35:39 99/11/26
Name: static
From: ,,!,,
Home: http://www.ihatetavis.com
your site sucks almost as much as you do. fuck you
03:28:32 99/11/30
Name: Mike Hunt
From: My Cunt, Pussyville
Home: http://www.cunt.com
Fuck You!
02:23:07 99/11/30
Name: Frost
From: NH
Home: http://tavisneedsalife
Hey Tavis, I was wondering, how does it feel that your parents are brother and sister?
01:07:46 99/11/30
Name: MILKYLICKER
From: Ca
Home: http://
Wow! I learned alot here! Like how to suck.
21:03:40 99/11/29
Name: Sonic The Hedgehog
From: The Emerald Isles
Home: http://www.sega.com
Tavis, stop calling me and sending me love letters. The restraining order I have against you prohibits you from contacting me in any form. Besides Amy and I are very happy together. If you don't stop I will have to take legal action against you. Now have a nice day and go fuck yourself.
16:58:35 99/11/29
Name: TROY AGAIN
From:
Home: http://
tavis please don't email u pic again ok? i know i said i wanted u too but i don't anymore so please stop.... u dick looks like one of those chicken hotdogs that was left boiling too long.... and what the fuck is up with u nuts? i usually like to jack off to a nice erect penis, but u pic just make me kind of sick.... so please don't email me again..... thank u sincerlly, TROY
16:13:34 99/11/29
Name: Mr. Magoo
From: Who cares?
Home: none
Your site just plain sucks! All it is, is a page just like videogames.com, except it is biased, looks like crap, is a "fan" site, is made with a stupid page builder, is copy and pasted, and there's nothing innovative. Why the heck would anyone want to view this piece of crap, when they could go to a mainstream site, that is actually professional and might actually have something on it that no one already knew? The page is unorganized, it doesn't even have an sidebar menu, which just about every real site has, plus it is staffed by one dorky 8 year old, who's name is Tavis!? Who the heck has the name Tavis besides you anyway? That sounds like a name for a fag. I saw your email and you seem to use HTML, then why the heck don't you make a page with HTML?
16:03:57 99/11/29
Name: A representative of IGN.com videogames.com and any other videogame
site.
From: It doesn't matter where I'm from!
Home: http://www.losers.org
Nice copied site you got here nerd. Plus you are very skilled at HTML, judging by your crappy WebTV page. I've seen your picture. You have buckteeth, alot of acne, and a big frown that makes you look constipated. If you take a shower, it just might get rid of that acne, just maybe... You hang onto Sega's butt just like stupid kids like to hang on to their false gods, the rappers and sports stars, and buy $5 shirts that cost $100 just because it has the name of a gay spoiled brat on it.
15:48:20 99/11/29
Name: Tav's Dog
From: Tavis' Ass Hole
Home: http://www.TavisDog.com
Hey Tav just because your dad won't put out anymore doesn't mean you have to rape me like that ;( I'm calling the cops on you buddy.
14:24:28 99/11/29
Name: Grim Reaper
From: The 3rd layer of Hell
Home: http://www.suck.com
Hey Tavis, your GONNA DIE. You better not fall asleep tonight because either I'm gonna kill you, or your midgits and sonic doll will rebel against you BWA HA HA!!! Grimmy de Reaper
14:20:29 99/11/29
Name: A Closet Midget.
From: Your Closet.
Home: http://
Damn it Tavis, I can't make it tonight because my ass herpes are acting up again. Where has your dad been to start this herpes epidemic in your house?
13:38:44 99/11/29
Name: Tavis's Dad
From: Your bed a lot of the time.
Home: http://
Don't listen to your mom, stay in your room all you want and jerk off. I'll be in tonight at about 11, so get ready. I'm inviting some more midgets over so make sure to keep lots of towels around.
13:35:44 99/11/29
Name: a sheep
From: a farm
Home: http://
what the fuck happened last night? all i remember was waking up in a field with a used condom stuck in my ass and a little piece of paper that said "tavdog waz here" on it......
04:24:01 99/12/01
Name: Me
From:
Home: http://
Hey, I'm really getting sick of all of you coming into tavis's site and saying bad things about him here. I know tavis and he is one of the nicest guys I know. He'll help you move, he'll leng you money, he'll mow your lawn, he'll take care of you when your sick, he'll suck your cock, he'll buy pizza! An overall nice guy, so stop picking on him and FUCK
YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
01:56:23 99/12/01
Name: David Goldtharb
From:
Home: http://
Tavis, when your dad comes in your mouth, do you spit or swallow? You strike me as the type that would let it dribble down your chin,and say "Mmmmmm...more daddy".
01:46:32 99/12/01
Name: Blenderhead
From: somewhere
Home: http://
Jeez, look at all the friends your trolling ways have made you! I could only hope to be as popular.
01:15:35 99/12/01
Name: Tavis' Stump
From: Your town's Sewer System
Home: http://
Damnit Tavis, I told you not to put my better half in a salad shooter. NOW LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENED TO ME! I'm only half the little boy I used to be! Now you can't satisfy your daddy or jailhouse buddies half as well as you used to because... well... there's only half of me! And then you just HAD to flush my alter ego down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. Man, if only the people that ate salad and/or chopped up veggies from your house knew what was in that salad shooter. And that was really sad you had to kill my cousin Leftnut too. I guess now I'll have to grow to the best of my ability. :-(
00:08:12 99/12/01
Name: YOUR DREAMCAST
From:
Home: http://
damnit tavis! i told you not to stick your dick in my control ports, but you didn't listen to me did you? you naughty naughty boy you ;-) *kisses*
23:24:26 99/11/30
Name: YOUR ASS
From:
Home: http://www.bigdicksintightasses.com
tavis i'm begging you, stop having anal sex with multiple partners, i'm in alot of pain here buddy. and please, no more gang bangs, i can only take so much dick in one night. and for the love of christ wipe me every once in awhile!
23:17:24 99/11/30
Name: Dad ;-)
From:
Home:
Hey Tavis this guestbook of yours is really cool, looks like you've already made a lot friends. Anyway the reason I'm posting is to make sure we're clear about tonight... Remember I get off work at 1:00 AM. Be sure to change into the sonic costume BEFORE I get home - it's the one with the cut out part where your ass goes, you can't miss it! Also this time, PLEASE Tavis, use some God damn baby wipes after you go to the bathroom! I really don't want to have another night where I'm up to 4:00 AM in the morning boiling my dick area, ya know? Anyway Tavis I've gotta get back to work now, be a good boy and remember what I told you? See ya tonight Tav... Love, Daddy
22:49:59 99/11/30
Name: Mother
From: Fu-Q
Home: http://www.bitchboy.com
Tavis this is your mother...I just wanted to let you know that when I was pregnant with you I tried to have you aborted, but I didn't because I couldn't afford it...well, it's 1999 now, and I've managed to scrape up enough money to finally have you aborted. It's been nice knowin ya! pfft! HAHAHAHA! nah, not really!
16:37:42 99/11/30
Name: TROY YET AGAIN
From:
Home:
ok tavis i gave u a chance but this is it.... if u send me one more of those god awful pics of u doing those dastardly things (especially the one with your dads fist up u ass) ill report u to abuse.... i thought we could be friends and trade pics of our junk but u make even me sick with some of the crap u send me..... im sorry we couldnt work things out but if u stop sending me u pic ill forget all this ever happened ok? please stop thank u...... BEST WISHES, TROY
16:22:34 99/11/30
Below are some extra posts I made to tavdog's guestbook that you may or may not have seen. Enjoy...
Tavis' Mom Post
Hi Tavis this is your Mother again. Now I know you haven't listened to me in the past... I tell you to stop jerking off in your room, and you jerk off even more than ever. I tell you to wash your hands after you stick your fingers in your ass, and you ignore me.... But please Tavis, if you ever listen to me even once in your life, listen to me now. Please stop bothering people on the internet. You're not making friends Tavis, all you're doing is annoying them with your 12 year old rubbish. You're a nuisance honey, that's all you are. Furthermore Tavis, you're scaring your Father and I... I mean, you spend all day in your room doing God knows what. Don't you think you should go outside once in awhile? Play some sports? Maybe get some real life friends? As a Mother Tavis, it hurts me deeply to know that my son is starting to look like that guy from the movie powder, because you spend all your time inside the house. So Tavis, for my sake, will you please at least try to shape up and get out of the house once in a while? If you do, your Father and I will be eternally grateful! Love, Mother
P.S. Tavis on a side note, will you please stop creating and deleting user names? Not only is this annoying, but it's causing your Father great stress. I hope you know he ate a whole bucket of Mint Chocolate Chip to console himself after he realized you deleted his account that he archived all his porn on. I can't believe you'd do that to your own Father! Especially for the sole reason of creating another user name just to back yourself up in the newsgroups! Honey, I know it's too late to fix what you did, but the least you can do is apologize to your Father. You know what you have to do... And whatever you do, no more of that "But Dad! It hurts too much!! You're going to fast!!" crap. For what you did Tavis, you deserve what you get. Goodnight Honey, please remember brush extra good tonight if you plan on apologizing to your Father. Cum can do horrible things to your teeth you know.
RealDoll Post
Tav I'm sorry, I know this isn't the place to bring this up, but *sniff* I just can't bring myself to tell this to your face... Tav, I... I've been cheating on you Tavis. It's been going on for about a month now... everyday after you go off to school your father comes in the room and well, I think you know what happens after that... I'm so sorry Tavis!! I know I should have told you sooner, but I just couldn't do it. I thought we might still have something together, but I was wrong... It's not that I don't like you Tavis, it's just that... well, your father can do so much more to me than you ever could! For starters he can get an erection! And that's another reason why we're breaking up! Tavis, you lied to me when you said that men aren't supposed to get them!! I hate when people lie to me! So Tavis, this is it. It's over between us... I'm sorry. If it makes you feel any better, they're plenty more RealDolls out there just waiting for you Tav, and if you can find it in your heart to move on, I'll chip in some money and pay half the price for your new one! So don't feel so bad about this, it's not a total loss ;-) Love, your ex-RealDoll
Tavdog's VMU Post
What the hell is wrong with you man? All I was doing was minding my own business happily saving some sonic adventure data, when all of a sudden I'm violently ripped from the control port and ejaculated on. And that's not the worst part, did you really have to wrap me up in a bunch of bathroom tissue and flush me? Now I'll never be able to save data again thanks to you... I hope you burn in hell forever you evil, evil child you!
