Christopher Griffin

Age: 20

Height: 6'9"

Hair: Very little (on his head)

Eyes: Two

Fav. Backstreet Boy: Neil

Fav. Food: Food?? All he consumes is Starbucks coffee products!

Marital Status: Married to John

Occupation: Coffee swinger and John's housewife

Aspiration: To be a sound guy named Griff

In A Past Life He Was: A gay jazz musician

In One Phrase: Anal compulsive