Shavid Quinton Cornelius Crack-Head Ludlow III!

Talk about a "Free Base" infront of BCWs very own lepper and his eyes won't sparkle because he's a fan of baseball, or not even a fan of getting some play(because it won't happen, his mom kicked him outta da house!), but because neither my friendnor yours, has a problem with illegal substances. We here can't help but feel a little guilty about this drastic but not suprising turn of events as we're his only "friends" and well, this article kinda explains the rest. Although we can't interview dave as he has moved in with his dad and started an underground rap group called "7Lud & Exsoskeleton" we resorted to asking former BCW entertainers. When asked about it, The Great Piino said "A drug problem? Woah there little man, don't candy coat things, he has an UGLY problem! Sheesh get your priorities straight! Naked Hambuglar!!". Slick Rick was also quoted as saying "Hey, all good entertainers have to have a bad habbit, even though T-lo isn't a good entertainer..or nerd,...or human being". Rumors are flying around like people would run away on the beach if pelvis showed up in a thong bikkini, in the networks of BCW, and they need to be put to rest. Unfortunatly, i'm not here to do that. I heard he dipped his ciggarette in frankendads ashes and tried to get high off residual Oxycotton (because thats what they give to cancer patients before they die, so they can die happy. I wouldn't have died happy even with the oxy if i had to look into all thjose ugly Treslow faces.) So, in conclusion, if you have heard anything about this situation, make sure to e-mail me and i'll put it up on the page and send it to pelvis.