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THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: PANFLUTE OF TIME

CHAPTER 3

By The Kroc

Right, the third Pan Flute of Time, uh? Well, I'd like to say that I've changed a bit. I'm not Conker any more, I'm The Kroc. So, I just morphed from a nasty squirrel to a Kroc with jeans...hmm...
Well, I hope you like this third edition!

So Zelda, after the, uh...long Triforce, like...story, showed Link something:
"...Look Link, I have a date with Leo this afternoon, so let's speed up. Look, see that guy over there? He's an evil, evil man! He's called Ganondorf. I think he wants to steal the Triforce!"-said Zelda, shocked.
"Gasp!"-gasped Link and Navi at the same time.
"Well, and now, Link, let me show you something. Have you got an instrument?"-said Zelda.
"Uuuh...well....but remember, YOU asked me *blushes* okay...*starts to unzip his tunic*"-Yeah, bla-bla, this is Link, etc etc...

Before Zelda's reaction, I'd like to say that tunics DO NOT have zips, but we don't want to turn Link into a girl by letting him pull his tunic up, nope.

"*blushes* NOOOOOO!!!!! You idiot! Not THAT instrument!! -hahaha!!!...oh!...err, yeah...said Zelda.
"OOHH!! You mean those instruments? Harahara! Well, I've got this Bagpipe..."-said Link.
"Perfect! Here, now, learn this song. *plays Zelda's lullaby*"
"You need a lullaby to go to sleep??? HARHARHARHAAHRH!!!1!1" -said Navi.
"....... *PUNCH!*"-punched Zelda.
"Well Link, time to go" -said a mysterious voice....(woo!..)
"Who? Who was that??" (no..., not Dr Wu!)
"Me, Zelda's personal guard, Impa, the master of the WWHW institution."
"WWHW?" -said Link.
"Yes, WWHW, Weird White Haired Woman."
"Wow! That makes so much sense!" -said Navi.
"Well, you gotta go, I'll lead you the way...."

SWOOOSH!!!

"Here we are, Zelda's castle garden, now go to Hyrule field, and search for some really dodgy stairs, and go to Kakariko village."
"Oh, okay!" -said Link.
"Good luck, fellow!"

So Link and Navi arrived at Hyrule field, saw the stairs, and came to a peaceful place called Kakariko village. A village full of strange hens, and dancing gay-looking carpenters.

"Ah, here we are!" -cheered Link.
"Good, and now what?" -said Navi.
"........"
"See? I knew it!! I knew it!!" -shouted Navi.
"...Well....look, let's get through that big metal gate, it leads to a big mountain... Oh! It's Chestnut Mountain!" -said Link.
"Oh! Chestnut Mountain! The home of the chestnut heads!"

So Link and Navi headed to Chestnut Mountain, and got past the guard by using Link's beloved Swiss army knife.

"Yay! here we are! Chestnut Mounta...."
"CAREFUL, NAVI!!" -shouted Link.

And rocks of lava started falling from the sky.

"Quick! Hide under the dustbin lid!"
"Okay!" -said Navi.

They ran to the top of Chestnut Mountain and...

"Chomp, chomp! Who are you?" -said an odd creature.
"Oh! I'm Link, and this is Navi the fairy."
"Chomp! Okaaay! You may passs! But we Chestnut heads don't especially like visitors."
"Oh! So you're a chestnut head? Wow, never heard of those for a long time!" -said Link.
"Don't you even watch the news? Goron Stone! The most important TV news presenter!" -said Navi.
"Well, I stick to Ali G, really..." -said Link.
"I... am... Goron Stone" -said the Chestnut head.
"You? Oh! I'm your greatest fan! Oh! Goron Stoone!!" -said Navi.
"Erm...yeah, okay" -said Goron Stone.

So, they entered the mountain and went to Chestnut Town, a very important town, for the simple reason of the Flower Bombs, illegal in Hyrule, and the "Chestnut Cheasy Chomp", a very important Mall.

"Wow, this town is really big!" -said Link.
"Yes, we Chestnut Heads are very proud of it."
"Erm, Navi, what did we actually come here for? We could be in Kokiri now, it's tea time!!"
"Goron Stone, Link! GORON STONE!!" -Navi was kindda hypnotized by that creature.
"Welcome, guy with a tunic and sarcastic fairy!" -said a very important-looking Chestnut Head.
" Hi, King Chompey!"-said Goron Stone, after doing a very stupid-looking salute.

TO BEEEEE.....zzzz....UH? OH! CONTINUED!