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By Waddle Dedede:

Mario rose from his bed
One beautiful morn,
And saw that his face
Red had gorn... gorne... gone.

He asked his brother,
Who wasn't red at all,
He couldn't help,
And so Mario did snorll... snoarl... snarl.

He went outside,
With a towel on his face,
But how to walk around
Was a difficult choiace... choice.

Hiding behind hedges,
Bushes and pipes,
He went to the shop to
Buy paint to applipe... applye... apply.

He got his large bucket,
Of paint what he bought,
Dipped his red face in,
And hopped on his kourt... kaourt... kaurt... kart.

His driving was fast,
As he returned to his house,
His face wasn't red,
But shiny like glous... glouas... glauss... glass.

The problem was solved,
And Mario did smile,
The paint then cracked –
Mario fainted and went pile... paile... pail.

The author holds no responsibility for any vomiting that takes place during the reading of this poem.