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By Ice Mikau:

Ice: Hello everyone, this is Ice Mikau, and I'm here today interviewing an amazing video game star, Banjo, known for his leading role in Banjo-Kazooie. So lets begin the interview, shall we?

Ice: So Banjo, tell us what you think about Banjo-Kazooie.

Banjo: It's awesome. But really, can Rare make worse graphics? The main boss was a block! Scary. And who is my best friend? A mole? Was Rare thinking when they made this? And there were way too many poo poo jokes.

Ice: That's exactly what I think!

Banjo: Of course. You made me say that. Remember? You gave me 20 dollars to s-

Ice: OKAY! I remember...Now from your own thoughts, what did you think?

Banjo: I thought it was a great game. Except I think Rare should have added more colors. I mean, c'mon, black and white? Am I in the 21st century?

Ice: Did you remember to turn the color up on your television screen?

Banjo: Color? Oh yeah! That thing! I was wondering what that was!

Ice: Ha ha, that's okay. I tuned the tint to the max, and everyone was purple!

Banjo: That's stupid.

Ice: At least I wasn't a retard and forget to turn the color up.

Banjo: You wanna start somethin' foo'?!

Ice: It's like that?! Let's go!

Banjo: C'mon sissy!

Ice: Well at least I'm not a nerd who named himself after some piece of junk you call an instrument!

Banjo: Well at least I didn't name myself after some wannabe guy who wears a skirt and boots.

Ice: *punch*

Banjo: *smack*

Ice: *choke*

Banjo: *smashes mikau's head on the ground*

Ice: *elbows banjo*

Banjo: *drop kicks mikau*

Ice: Stop it! Millions of people are watching us...

Banjo: Errr...okay, let's stop.

Ice: Okay. *cough*arse*cough* What do you think about Kazooie?

Banjo: Kazooie is alright.

Ice: Are you at all interested in her? Seeing as you are a guy, and she is a girl. Woowoo Banjo!

Banjo: NO!

Ice: I notice you carry her in a backpack, like some sort of gentleman.

Banjo: What kind of 'sane interview is this?!

Ice: My interview.

Banjo: No, I do not love Kazooie! I HATE KAZOOIE, ARE YOU HAPPY?!

Ice: Oh, you hate her? Well, I'll make sure to tell her that...

Banjo: *slap*

Ice: Ooooo....ooooo.....you slapped the Slapping King?

Banjo: That's right, rar.

Ice: *slap*

Banjo: Stop!

Ice: You started it...ahem...Well, you must like Humba.

Banjo: Now you're talking, she's hot.

Ice: Ha ha. Next, what do you have to say about Mumbo?

Banjo: He's crazy. This guy seriously needs some help. I got him some private lessons in English so I don't confuse myself, thinking he's talking some sort of smack.

Ice: That's good.

Banjo: And his magic? Don't even get me started.

Ice: Yeah?

Banjo: It's so stupid. That rock levitation, I could have lifted that with my nose! Wow, he fixed a train! I could have got my Gameshark and not even needed that train.

Ice: Ha ha ha! Well, sorry to cut, but it's time to end this. Any last words, Banjo?

Banjo: Guh-huh!

Ice: Tune in next time, when we interview Banjo's fun friend Kazooie!

END