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HALLOWEEN AT PRESS START
....THE STORY OF THE KIRBYMON!

 

The Kroc: "Err....hello? Hellooo??" -The Kroc was walking slowly, down a gloomy street, on Halloween night...

Voice: "Yeeeeaaaah...??"

The Kroc: "Who was that?" -Kroc was shocked by the voice. He stepped closer... -Hey, who said that?!"

Voice: "Me....Kirby..."

The Kroc: "Oh man, Kirby! What's the matter?"

Kirby: "Well, you gotta help me quick! Or I'll get killed! This is the most horrible thing that has ever...happened..."

The Kroc: "Oh, you mean the New Gen Pokemon thing?"

Kirby: "Yes, it's terrible...loads of innocent characters from Pop Star will be morphed into monsters, and will be forced to work as Kirbymon, ever after..."

The Kroc: "Yeah...I heard that......terrible stuff, terrible...
How can I help?"

Kirby: "Well, go to..."

*BASH!!*

.........................


The Kroc: "Uuhhh...?? Humm......Hey!!! Where am I?"

Voice: "Hahahahahaha!!! Well, welcome to my laboratory lair!"

The Kroc: "Who's that?!" -Kroc got hold of a metal bar as a wepon.

Voice: "I'm Meta Knight!"

The Kroc: "Oh no!" -Kroc dropped the bar in horror.

Meta Knight: "Yes! And I'm looking forwad to some money right now, and invading Pop Star, so I have got a very cunning plan...To create the New Gen Pokemon, torture Pop Star, get the power of the Dark Matter so I can slay all the Dreamland creatures, and get some moolah!" -Meta was getting an evil smile on his face, and the dollar symbol was popping in his eyes...

The Kroc: "Oh, I bet I'll stop ya!"

Voice: "And-a me too!" -Mario appeared on the scene.

The Kroc: "Mario! You're a Kirby fan?" -Kroc was suprised...he was.

Mario: "Well-a, never under estimate-a someone-a!"

Meta Knight: "Hahaha! Mario? You can't stop me! I will use...my M.M.M!!! (Monster Making Machine)."

The Kroc: "This is bad....very, very bad..." -Kroc was crying.

Meta Knight: "I will create over 150 and more, so gotta catch'em all! Kirbymon!"

*DOOOOOSH!!!!*

Mario: "Mammma miaaaa!!!!!" -Mario blasted in the air.

The Kroc: "Ohh....you will be SORRY!! No...don't....morph....Kirby!!...."

*Bleep!*

Meta Knight: "Hahahahahaaaaa! I've done it now! No one can stop it! Kirby will be a TV show, kids will love it, cheap merchandise will be seen in every single shop! He will be forced to live in a world of DOOM!"

The Kroc: "Kiiirbyyy!!!! Come, quick!!!!"

Kirby: "I'm here...but.....*cough*....it's too....late....."

The Kroc: "No....no.....no..........NOO!!!!" -Kroc looked at Meta in pure anger, but he was not there -"That's not fair! *sob* Not...fair..."

 


TV NEW! THE SHOW FOR NEW TV!

TV presenter: A new kids' show is released! "Kirby, right back at ya!"
You'll love it, so.....

*BANG!*

The Kroc (Blows smoke from gun): "Gah....well, listen up here, this is NOT fiction, it IS happening. Kirby will be turned in to a cheap TV show, and will be a New Gen Pokemon-style thingy... it's the pure truth, and I'm not kidding....
Nintendo has gone sick, and this proves it. Remember. Kirby is great in videogames, but from now on, if any kid buys a Kirby videogame, it will be by influence of the TV show. This is the cruel, sick truth, and nobody can stop it now...."

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