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Spotlight Of March: Lindsey
Spotlight On...

Superwoman

KRISTINE!!

Some Things You Should Know:

- Kristine is a drug addict, which conveniently explains her supposed "hyper moments"

As You Can See, The Addiction Is Starting To Have Side Effects How Do You Spell Hyper These Days? W-E-E-D?

Sorry, Nothing To Snort There

- Kristine goes to jazz/ballerina classes

Ballerina Turtle

- Kristine is very lovable

All Dolled Up Get A Room Even Nature Loves Her

- Unless you piss her off. The she can get somewhat nasty, as portrayed in the following rendition of a wrestling match I had encountered with her

The Staredown The First Strike The Takedown The Attack The Chase The Grapple The Final Blow Things Get A little Hardcore...

- Kristine's eyes were amputated at the tender age of 3 and replacedwith those of a cat's

They Give Her The Power Of Persuasion. I Mean Come On, Look At Them...Would You Wanna Say No With Her Flashing Those At You?!
- Also, she had to get a hair transplant. She now wears a head of carrot peelings

And As You Can See, The Operation Was A Success

- Kristine was a star in the fabulous french history project chronicaling the events of Vimy Ridge

A Modern Day Hitler

- So just why is Kristine so krazy? Perhaps we'll never know...but in the meantime, here are some more pictures so you can let your mind settle on the wonder and awe that is Krstine Giddings

This Is How She Communicates To Her Home Planet On The Hunt Showing Off The Goods Another Drugged Up Night I Fucking Love This Picture She's Got You Where She Wants YouThere Is Just No Winning

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