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Welcome to my "Britney Spears is a Hologram" page
I got the idea for this when I was flipping through a magazine at the doctor's office and noticed two things. One, for someone with dubious talent, Britney Spears gets a lot of attention, and two, in every picture, no one was looking at her nor was she touching anyone. Later that night I heard a band on "Love Line" talk about how they preformed at a show where Britney was also scheduled to perform, but no one saw her except on stage. I came up with an idea, maybe Britney Spears isn't a person at all, but a hologram made to embody what people want in a pop star today. That would explain everything. I decided to investigate. I found many pictures that back up my claim. You can view them here. I also decided to post messages on Britney Spears and N'Sync message boards to see what kind of response I'd get. You can view that here, too. I hope you enjoy it!

Let me know what you think in the guestbook or on my forum, Might You can leave comments and vote on if you believe the evidence at the bottom of the page. And don't forget to visit the rest of the Goddess Web Also: read my blog Unicycle, it's updated daily.

Now on to the evidence

Exhibit A: Britney Spears and Tracey Morgan during her "appearance" on Saturday Night Live Note how he is very close to her, but is not looking directly at her. She also does not cast a shadow. But then why would she? she's a hologram.

Exhibit B: Steven Tyler, Britney Spears and Joe Perry at the Superbowl Once again, we find a picture of Britney where she is flanked by two men, yet she is touching neither of them. Note how Steven Tyler's body seems to curve around the edge of Britney's hip so they don't actually touch. Also note the thin black line that seems to outline her body on either side. Highly unusual.

Exhibit C: N'Sync, Britney and Steven Tyler at the Superbowl Clearly a busy night for the hologram projectors. Here we see Britney clearly in front of the rest of the men, outlined in black. She is not lined up with the rest of the men at all and the proportions of her body to theirs is off. Once again, no one is looking at her even though she is "singing"

Exhibit D: Britney and her back up dancers Surrounded by dancers, yet not one is touching or looking at her. In fact, they seem to be looking through her.

Exhibit E: Britney and her "boyfriend" Justin Timberlake Clearly he is in on the plot. In fact he probably has a cut of the profits from her albums, you don't have to pay a hologram. In this picture, notice how she appears to be resting her head on his shoulder. Note how none of her hair is on the sweater, notice how his head does not quite touch hers. See how he isn't looking at her at all.

Exhibit F: Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera Once again, a think black line separates Britney from other people. Notice how Christina Aguilera is almost looking at Britney, but is instead, looking slightly past her.

Exhibit F: Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake Another great example. None of the shadow from Justin Timberlake's face lands on Britney's face, even though she is directly behind him. Doesn't it look painted on?

Final Proof...If she is not a hologram, why can't you take pictures?

This evidence was provided by Lisa.

Now on to what the fans thought of my idea

This what I posted
Ever wonder why Britney is so perfect? How she manages to stay so thin and in shape? Learn all of those complicated dance moves? Why she is so popular? Why no one ever seems to touch her or look at her directly? I suggest that the reasons behind all of this is simple...Britney is a hologram, engineered to look and act the way people want a young music star to be. Think about it...have you ever seen her?
This is what I got back
All posts were made by ezboard members.
Have you run into a telephone pole or something? Britney is not a hologram. Justin Timberlake is dating her and I'm pretty positive he isn't a hologram. You've been watching too many sci-fi shows, honeychild. Hmm... and people wonder why I can be mean on here sometimes? It takes a pretty desperate person to think of something like that. foxyangel120
How can Britney be a hologram? There are TONS of pictures of her as a child and she looks the same, but her hair is different now. I mean Britney has wanted to perform and be a singer all her life. She couldn't be a hologram. There's TONS of proof...JBritLover
They said the same about Madonna. But they are both real. JanetRulez
I think we've all seen Justin kiss Britney a million times now. I figure it'd be kinda hard to kiss a hologram Lil Bass
Who know people would take the questions so seriously? I was even banned from posting on some of the sites. I really just meant it as a way to get people thinking about celebrity and how we spend so much time thinking/writing/photographing about people we don't even know. Who knew people would take my joke so seriously? Reponses to my posts are still pouring in, I'll add more soon.