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Welcome all, to yet another little slice of insanity.

Perhaps I should start by explaining why this place exists. Well, awhile back Fanfiction.net decided to no longer host real-person fic or NC-17 fic. We here at Mrs. Norris Wants It This Way were suitably outraged, and decided that we would start our own site. You may have noticed, however, that we currently have neither NC-17 or real-person fic, just good old normal Harry Potter fic. It's a problem we would like to remedy - it's making our clever little name pointless.

Now, I'll tell you now that we don't own anything or know anyone. So don't go suing.

The original division of labor was that Bobbi and Ginger would talk with writers while I, Colette, wrote the code. That system has since...er...disintegrated a bit. It may therefore take us a little while to respond to any emails, because I'm shy, Ginger's busy, and Bobbi's lazy. But we'll get there, promise.

If you want to be hosted, send us an email. We're open to most any genre. Well no, perhaps I shouldn't say that. For example, I don't want to see anything about, I don't know, raping puppies. That's bad. In fact, no human/animal sexual relations. Sorry to anyone this excludes. (Werewolves and other such magical explanations are of course, exceptions. Duh.)

That being said, we're open to just about any ship, and we'd very much like to justify the cross-genre name. I would be particularly pleased with something good from the S.S. Guns and Handcuffs, or anything thing else Draco-centered. I don't know if Bobbi or Ginger have any specific requests, but that's irrelevant. I'm the only one who knows any code on this site, so I can do whatever I want. Ha! Bring on the Slytherins!