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Funny Quotes
"DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use wordwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans,and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form."-- New York Times, November 26, 1991
Stewie: You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that.
Congressman: Cigarettes killed my father, and raped my mother.
I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures!
"I can't find it." Really means.... "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. -- Joe Walsh
Hi! This is my away message! you can (A) leave a message (B) write an email (C) rip off all your clothes and run around the block screaming "BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOGA!" while this may not help you get a message to me any sooner, you will meet some very nice, understanding people in white coats who will be happy to listen to you.
I'm out trick-or-treating on the highway dressed as a.... deer
Save the planet; it's the only one with chocolate!!
I'm single-handily trying to free the world of hunger, starting with myself
Some People Are Alive Only Because It Is Illegal To Kill Them.
* There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
* I won't rise to the occaasion, but I'll slide over to it.
* If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
College is a fountain of knowledge...and the students are there to drink.
Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic.
- Steven Wright
I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
Doug MacLeod
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
- Shirley Temple Black
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
- Erma Bombeck
Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult.
- Charlotte Whitton
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
- Pancho Villa, dying words
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
- Ken Dodd
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.
- Robert Frost
All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
- Chad A. Gamble
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.
- Alexander Jablokov
I hate women because they always know where things are.
- James Thurber
No problem is so big and complicated that it can't be run away from.
- Linus, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz
So many men, So little asprin!
Coffee chocolate men, Some things are just better rich
Veni, Vedi, Visa, I came, I saw, I did a little shopping
"I'm knot a blond! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!"
"Im as confused as a baby in a topless bar"
~"Jesus died to take away your sins, not your mind."
~"Silence is golden, but shouting is fun!"
~"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
What if Your in hell and your mad at someone? Where do you tell them to go?
Your Village Called Their Idiot Is Missing
I HAVE ISSUES
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person!!!!!!!
If I were to throw a stick, would you leave????????
I'm not a COMPLETE IDIOT. Some parts are missing.
I was wrong once.... I thought I made a mistake.
NEXT MOOD SWING: in only 6 minutes please stand by...
Just say "No" to one word solutions
i'm not paid enough to kiss your ass.
NO CRISES ALLOWED TODAY!!! My schedule is full.
YOUR RIDICULOUS OPINION HAS BEEN NOTED
you KNOW you want me
WHAT THE HELL! Go Ahead and Put ALL Your Eggs in ONE Basket.
TOWN DRUNK Looking For New Oppurtunities. Willing To Relocate.
Opinions are like assholes, Yours works for you, Mine works for me.
SEX IS NOT THE ANSWER Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
W A R N I N G : I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT
God must love stupid people He made so many of you
Practice safe sex GO SCREW YOURSELF
IMPOTENCE: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"
I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD. (Unfortunately, it's Buddha.)
AB Abercrombie KB Kwitcherbitchin
And your crybaby, whiny-assed opinion would be...
Don't be sexist- Broads Hate That
One of us is thinking about SEX... Okay, it's me!
i'm just one big fucking ray of sunshine, aren't i????????
You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing!
Ambivalent??
Well, yes and no
Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket????
"Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth."
You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
"Tolerance is a great trait to contain, but so is the ability to shut up."
"Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it consists principally of dealing with men."
"Okay, so God made man first, but doesn't everyone make a rough draft before they make a masterpiece?"
"Everyone has the ability of making someone happy, some by entering the room, others by leaving it."
This is my boom stick, watch as i hit you with it and it goes !Boom Boom!
"If you want to get laid, crawl up a chickens ass and wait."
~no one is a virgin, life screws us all!
~Just when u think life's a bitch, it has puppiez~
If you can't dazzle 'em with brains, dazzle 'em with bull-****." -?-
“Cigarette smoking is a major cause of statistics.”
If its too loud, your too old.
"I used to be temporarily insane, now I'm just stupid."
-Brak
"That story scared the pants off me. I guess I better put my pants back on."
–Brak
Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
The nice part of living in a small town is that when I don't know what I'm doing, someone else does.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.
If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything.
You don't stop laughing because you grow old;
you grow old because you stop laughing.
I don't mind the rat race, but I could do with a little more cheese.
I had to give up jogging for my health. My thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.
Amazing! You just hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes.
It is bad to suppress laughter;
it goes back down and spreads to your hips.
Age is important only if you're cheese.
The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby.
Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes.
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out,
but she can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
Can it be a mistake that "STRESSED" is " DESSERTS" spelled backwards?
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Pardon my driving, I'm reloading.
Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
~*~ So you think you're a man? huh? well a man is a king, a king is a ruler, a ruler is 12 inches.. now do you still think you are a man?*
The hell with cheese... Behold the power of SUGAR!!
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
-- Woody Allen
God doesn't have teeth!
-- Tina
WHY are you trying to buy drugs from your parents? ARE YOU ON DRUGS?!
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
-- Author Unknown
I never talk about myself in front of myself, it embarrasses me
-- Erma Bombeck.
who let the dogs out??... WHO WHO WHO WHO? who let the dogs out WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO??!?!?! please e-mail me back if u have the answer, my dogs have been missing all day!!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.
Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hairstylist you like.
God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things.
Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever.
It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts.
Stress reducer; Put a bag on your head. Mark it "closed for remodeling".
*Caution - leave air holes.
I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.
There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is already full.
"Be naughty, save Santa the trip"
I wasn't Kissing him, I was just telling his lips a secret!!
"School is like a lollipop. It sucks until it is gone."
Late night TV is very educational. It teaches you that you should have gone to bed earlier."
"If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?"
"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right."
"Never argue with idiots. The just drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience."
I'm not conceited, conceit is a fault, and I have no faults.
-- David Goth
"Houston, we have elevator music."
-Dustin
Sometimes I feel strange, then I quit because he doesn't like it.
-- Unknown
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them… they are a mile away from you and you have their shoes."
-- Brandy Miller, Clemson, SC
"Jesus loves you, but personally I think you are an asshole."
"Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get to know them and hate them for a myriad of real reasons"
— Dennis Miller.
"If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia."
— Thomas Szasy.
"If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn ?"
— Stephen Wright.
"I have just run into your car in the parking lot. Several people are watching me and they think I am writing down my name and number..."
"You can't go saying 'everybody's got a water-buffalo!' Everyone does NOT have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's MY water-buffalo? Why don't I have a water-buffalo?" Are you prepared to deal with that? I didn't think so!"
--Archibald Asparagus
"I know you believe that you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I really meant to say."
"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section ?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."
"It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether *I* win or lose."
— Darrin Weinberg
"Just Give Me Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt."
— Seen on a girl's T-shirt.
"With humans it's abortion, but with chickens it's an omelet."
"If it screams, it's not food... yet."
I have amnesia and deja-vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten all this before!
(don't you love Steven Wright?)
I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives. But I didn’t have a tape measure.
Groucho Marx
Confusion is mightier than the sword
~ abbie hoffman
Gravity, It’s not just a good idea, it’s the law
If you want breakfast in bed sleep in the kitchen
Wanted, meaningful overnight relationship
If at first you don’t succeed, Skydiving isn’t for you!
First things first, but not necessarily in that order
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it’s all about!
God made us sisters Prozac made us friends.
If they don’t have chocolate in heaven, I ain’t going!
My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
If it’s called tourist season, Why can’t we hunt them?
the Drew Carey Show. "Oh you hate your job? There's a support group for that, it's called EVERYBODY and they meet in the bar."
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
- Matt Groening
"If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?"
- Charles Barkley, former Pro Basketball Player
"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
-- Socrates
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.
THAT'S relativity.
-- Albert Einstein
"I'm bright as a light bulb...I just haven't found the power switch yet."
-- Parvati. H, Boise, Idaho
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you."
-- Fox Mulder
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
- Lily Tomlin
He's the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch.
-- Unknown
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
Quick Call 911!... But my phone doesn't have an 11 on it!
“The world is a whore and her price is your sanity.”
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary, from time to time, to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
-Miss Piggy
"Always avoid picking up hitch-hikers who are wearing a mask."
- Jack Adams
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall down an open manhole cover and die."
- Mel Brooks
If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.
- Jack Handey
"You know you are getting old when happy hour is a nap."
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
-Keppel Enderbery
"I hope I never get so old I get religious."
- Ingmar Bergman
"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation."
-- Lily Tomlin
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx
"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
- Oscar Wilde
"Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure."
"It's a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it's a good deal wiser one who lets the rattlesnake bite the other fellow."
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail."
- Fran Lebowitz
"Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant."
- Unknown
Romantic Quotes
"Love... biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate.""..its a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart-pain. I hate love."
"True love cannot be found where it does not truly exist, nor can it be hidden where it truly does." -Kissing a Fool
"I don't think you know until you meet the right person 'cause then you just... you just... you feel something that you know you've never felt before." -Kissing a Fool
"You are nothing short of my everything."
"The only worse thing than a man you can't control is a man you can."
"What if finding the love of your life meant changing the life that you loved?"
"As this stare persists, more memories come flooding back and I realize now, as the last tear that runs down my cheek is dried, that when I said I'd be alright without you, I had lied. I need you. I want you. I miss you... and most importantly: I love you." ~A.M.C.
"You know when you are truly in love when a simple touch or look brings a feeling of utter happiness over your body."
"I was born to kiss you." -Only You
"I can't take it; what am I waiting for. My heart's still breakin'; I miss you even more. And I can't fake it, the way I could before. I hate you, but I love you. I can't stop thinking of you. It's true, I'm stuck on you." -Stacie Orrico
"I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it."
If ur nice, you can call me sweety. If ur sweet you can call me hunny. If ur hot you can call me tonight
Some times ur mind doesnt want u 2 be in love..but deep down u know you are....
*I'm not supposed to love you, I'm not supposed to care, I'm not supposed to live my life, wishing you were there. I'm not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do, I'm sorry I just can't help myself, I fell in love with you*
spiteful words hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart*
**friends dont let friends drink and take home ugly men**
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head
love can sometimes be magic, but magic can sometimes be an ILLUSION!
*Never give up if u still wanna try* *Never wipe your tears if u still wanna cry* *Never settle for the answer if u still wanna know* *Never say u don't like him if u can't let him go*
Guys suck..but they're so DARN cute*!
Heroism is attractive, villainy is irresistable
My hands were made to touch you, my lips were made to kiss you, now my eyes are crying for you cause i know that your heart wasn't made to love me.
I'm trying hard not to miss you, trying hard not to feel empty when i dont see you, i'm losing my mind over you and i cant live without you.
"You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her."
~*I knew somehow that every step I've taken since I learned how to walk, was a step towards finding you.*~
To me, the best feeling in the world is when the person u care most about looks in your eyes and simply says "I Love You" because at that moment you know that you are so special to that person and that no one could ever make them feel the way you do.
~This is what loves is all about.~
I want the smile on your face to let me know you need me, that theres a truth in your heart saying you'll never leave me and the touch of your hand says you'll catch me whenever i fall.
all the good girls are home with broken hearts
ReMeMbEr mY nAmE * ReMeMbEr My FaCe * CuZ tHeRe AiNt nO oThA hOnEy ThAt CaN tAkE mY pLaCe
I'm Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty
a peach is a peach a plum is a plum a kiss isn’t a kiss without some tongue
Roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?
The hardest part of love is watching the one you love, love someone else.
"Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together." – Unknown
"Why do i have to climb 100 mountains. to get to you and all you have to do is smile to get to me?"
It only takes one minute to get a crush on someone, one hour to like someone, one day to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
~Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.
"Good girls go to heaven, Bad girls go everywhere."
"There are easier things than finding a PERFECT guy- nailing jello to a tree, for example."
"I need someone really bad, are you really bad?"
"You are only a bad girl if you get caught right?"
"Guys act like dicks to make up for the ones they don't have."
"A kiss blown, is a kiss wasted, ...The only real kind is a kiss tasted."
"Milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you drink?"
~I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass*
"I'm only drinking this beer to keep your face out of focus."
"do I look like a people person to you?"
"I'm busy, your ugly, have a nice day!"
"Nobody's perfect, but I'm so close it's scary."
"I'm not a Bitch, I am THE Bitch, and your just pissed cause I'm not your Bitch"
i am a butterfly, pretty to see but hard to catch.
*don’t hate me cuz I’m beautiful, hate me cuz ur boyfriend thinks so!*
If you want to be loved, love and be lovable.
"Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like Hell."
"Kisses are like tears, the real ones are the ones you cant hold back."
-in dreams and in love there are no impossiblilties
I wish I had the guts to walk away, and forget what we had, but i can't. Because I know you wont come after me, and that is what hurts the most.
“At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.”
-Plato
"Love is when you read all these stupid quotes telling you how you know if you're in love and you realize that you knew you were in love before you read them."
–korn_child_10 on bolt
Its better to be hated for who you are, then loved for who you are not.
Should I smile, Cuz ur my friend, Or cry..Cuz that's all we'll ever be?
Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again....skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts!
Everyone says you only fall in love once but thats not true, everytime I hear your voice I fall in love all over again
If you love me like you told me please be careful with my heart you can take it; just don't break it or my world will fall apart
DONT SAY YOU LOVE ME UNLESS U REALLY MEAN IT, CUZ I MIGHT DO SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE BELIEVE IT
When I first saw you I was afraid to talk to you*
When I first talked to you I was afraid to like you*
When I first liked you I was afraid to love you*
Now that I love you I’m afraid to lose you
Last night I looked up at the stars And matched each one with a reason why I love you I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars
GUYS ARE LIKE ROSES WATCH OUT FOR THE PRICKS
Loving *U* is like breathing...how can i stop
I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night
Everyday That Goez By It Seemz Like I Discover Somethíng New about You To Love It'zIncredíble To Me How One Per§on Can Make Such A *BIG* Dífference In My Lífe You Touch Me In A Way No One Else Ever Haz And Gíve Me So Many Reasonz To Love You
dOn't settLe 4 the oNe yOu Can LiVe wiTh...wAit 4 tHe onE yOu Can't Live WithOut
Nothing is more painful Then Realizing He Meant everything 2 u,& u Meant nothing 2 Him
Don't push any1 to hard, if it's meant to be, it will happen
Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream
"If you love something set it free and if it comes back to you it was always yours and if it doesn't it never was." -?-
"Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile.
Somewhere there's someone who finds your presence worthwhile.
So when you are lonely, sad, and blue, remember:
someone somewhere is thinking of you." -?-
"A 1000 words wouldn't bring you back, I know because I tried.
Neither could a 1000 tears, I know because I cried.
You left me with a broken heart and happy memories too.
But I never wanted memories, I only wanted you." -?-
"You can break my heart, but the pieces will always belong to you." -?-
"I wrote your name in the sand, but the water washed it away.
I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away,
but I wrote your name in my heart, and there, forever, it will stay." -?-
"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today,
Love conquers all" -?-
"To the world you may be just one person,
but to one person you may just be the world." -?-
"Don't ever frown- because someone may be falling in love with your smile" -?-
"Work as if you don't need the money,
love as if you've never been hurt,
and dance as if no ones watching." -Satchmo Paige-
"Don't cry because it's over, Smile because it happened" -?-
"I always knew I'd look back on the times I've cried and laugh about it, but I never knew I'd look back on the times I'd laughed and cry about it." -?-
I don't think I fell for you, I think you tripped me.
"Its better to lose a lover than love a loser"
~*U said you didn't want to see me get hurt, so did u close your eyes when I cried*~
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
Insightful Quotes
"Hi... now you say something.""Don't go chasin' after butterflies when everything you want is right by your side." -NJ
"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes, 'Awww!'" -Jack Kerouac
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect." -Mark Twain
"Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art." --Eleanor Roosevelt
"Realize that true happiness lies within you. Waste no time and effort searching for peace and contentment and joy in the world outside. Remember that there is no happiness in having or in getting, but only in giving. Reach out. Share. Smile. Hug. Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself." --Og Mandino
You might regret what you do- but you'll regret what you don't do SO much more
When all else fails, look cute
don't lie, cheat, or steal.. everything else is a go
Dont be mean unless you gotta! If you gotta then be as mean as you can!
yea, but its all relative. sometimes I'd rather be a four year old who's never experienced real joy or pain. cuz they think bubbles are as good as it gets
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
"I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge. That myth is more potent than history. That dreams are more powerful than facts. That hope always triumphs over experience. That laughter is the only cure for grief. And I believe that love is stronger than death." -Robert Fulghum
"We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same toke, we can experience joy because we have known sadness."
"Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow. We must fail in order to know. Sometimes our vision clears only after our eyes are washed away with tears."
"The most beautiful and the most profound emotion we can experience is the sensation of the mystical." ~Einstein
"Sometimes the people we meet will change us forever."
"It is the simpler pleasures in life that make it worth living."
"A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water."
"Better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you're stupid, than to open it and remove all doubt." -?-
"Experience is the worst teacher, it gives the test before it gives the lesson" -?-
"Death is a part of living, so live before you die" -?-
"You laugh at me because i am different, I laugh at you because you are all the same."
(I am reminded of this constantly at school!)
~Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
"Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy."
-Cynthia Nelms
~Every minute spent angry is sixty seconds of happiness wasted.
~By all the laws of aerodynamics, bumblebees can't fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know that, so he flies anyway.
Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference. - Libbie Fudim Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today - James Dean The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron What passes for wisdom may only be eloquent foolishness. - Anonymous It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they are not here to worship what is known, but to question it. - J. Bronowski Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think. - Niels Bohr Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you enough chance to love you enough. - Dinah Shore Even a tiny light shines in the darkness. - Anonymous I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry Emerson Fosdick Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end. It's not a day when you lounge around doing nothing; it's when you've had everything to do, and you've done it. - Margaret Thatcher It's never too late to have a happy childhood. - Tom Robbins Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman Imagination is the highest kite one can fly. - Lauren Bacall Hate, jealousy and bitterness are like taking poison and hoping the other guy dies. - Unknown The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one is. - Arnold Bennett Dreams are the realities we are afraid to face. - Patricia Tull Don't be afraid to go on an occasional wild goose chase. That's what wild geese are for. - Unknown Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne "To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing."
"If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that ... I believe in what I do, and I'll say it."
-John Lennon
"We are the Music Makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams"
-- Gene Wilder (as Willy Wonka)
"Those who refuse to examine their thoughts, opinions, and actions are damned to live within the prison of their own ignorance."
One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make you gain five pounds.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."
--Mark Twain
Count that day lost in which you have not put a smile on someone's face
-- Nkechi Unamba
"Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell."
--Anon.
It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.
-- Jerome K. Jerome
"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."
- Anonymous
"If you judge people, you have no time to love them."
-- Mother Theresa
It's sad but true . . . in life you may find that the person you like the least is the person you're like the most.
-- James Pauls, Colorado Springs, Colorado
"Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance."
- Dave Barry
I learned that things change, people change, and it doesn't mean you forget the past or try to cover it up. it simply means that you move on, and treasure the memories.
"great minds discuss ideas , average minds talk about events ; shallow minds discuss people."-unknown
Friends are like stars, you can't always see them, but you know they are there.
"If you can't ignore an insult, top it. If you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved."
"Dreaming of the person you want to be is wasting the person you are"
-Kurt Cobain (R.I.P.)
“I do not take drugs, I am drugs”
~Salvador Dali
I don’t know I don’t care, and it doesn’t make any difference.
~Jack Kerouac
We youths say ”like” all the time because we mistrust reality. It takes a certain commitment to say something IS. Inserting “like” gives you a bit more running room.
~James Kunen
The great tragedy of Science—the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.
~ Aldous Huxley
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
-Ferris Bueller
"A slip of the foot, you may soon recover. But a slip of the tongue you may never get over."
-Benjamin Franklin
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense."
— Buddha.
"You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard."
"Arguing with a man who will not produce evidence in support of his position is like arguing with a vegetable."
— Aristotle.
A grown-up is a child with layers on.
-Woody Harrelson
"If you think something small can't make a difference, try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room."
"The person who says 'I won't say another word' always does."
"One of the hardest things to imagine is that you are not smarter than average."
"Successful people are very lucky. Just ask any failure."
"You can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you better know something."
"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
"Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all."
A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes, A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever ...
No one can tell me what to do its my life and i'll live it the way i want to
What’s better? a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?
Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back
A Memory lasts 4 ever, never does it die true friends stay together and never say goodbye
REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON.
"Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves."
-James Barrie
"WHEN I AM BORN I AM BLACK,
WHEN I GROW UP I AM BLACK,
WHEN I AM SICK I AM BLACK,
WHEN I AM COLD I AM BLACK,
WHEN I AM IN THE SUN I AM BLACK,
AND WHEN I DIE I AM BLACK.
BUT WHEN YOU ARE BORN YOU ARE PINK,
WHEN YOU ARE SICK YOU ARE GREEN,
WHEN YOU ARE COLD YOU ARE BLUE,
WHEN YOU ARE IN THE SUN YOU ARE RED,
WHEN YOU DIE YOU ARE PURPLE,
AND YOU CALL ME COLORED!" -?-
(ps. i'm not black but i find this ironically amusing)
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistant one.”
-Albert Einstein
“Friends are the ones who sing the song of your heart after you’ve forgotten how it goes.”
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
If knowledge is power, and power corrupts, what does absolute knowledge bring?
-- AJ Melten
"Why do they kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong?"
"To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be given a chance to create, is the meat and potatoes of life. The money is the gravy."
- Bette Davis
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
- Ricky Fitts, American Beauty
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
- Tom Clancy
"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned."
- William Congreve, "The Mourning Bride"
You can complain becuz roses have thorns or you can rejoice becuz thorns have roses.
Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
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