QUOTES

"i will quote you warmly and accurately"

- the enemy (a.k.a. william miller)


from songs
"fate is your enemy...rebel againts your destiny"
-tim wheeler

“I blame it on my entrance…it may have seemed too much like confidence”
"good things won't let you wait"
"you cannot waste a single night. what you ignore is priceless to me"
"leave home today
escape your region
its in your head
keep moving on"
-Jim Adkins

“monkey see monkey do…I don’t know why I’d rather be dead than cool”
"just because youre paranoid, dont mean theyre not after you"
-kurt cobain

“you’re the silly reasons in a goldfish laugh, you’re the ageless seasons at rest at last”
-Billy Corgan

“won’t you tell me what you’re thinkin of? Would you be an outlaw for my love? If it’s so, well let me know…if it’s no, well I can go…I won’t make you”
-Alex Chilton

“every time the day darkens down and goes away pictures open in my head of me and you silent and cliched all the things we did and didn’t say covered up by what we did and didn’t go through every out I used to cop to make the repetition stop…what was I supposed to say?”
-elliot smith

“well now i'm no hero, thats understood… all the redemption i can offer, girl is beneath this dirty hood with a chance to make it somehow hey what else can we do now except roll down the window and let the wind blow back your hair… well the night's busting open, these two lanes will take us anywhere we got one last chance to make it real… to trade in these wings on some wheels…climb in back, heaven's waiting on these tracks”
-Bruce Springsteen

“all of these thing held up In vain no reason or rhyme just the scars the remain…of all these things so much afraid, scared out of my mind by the demons ive made…sweet Jesus, you never let me go…Oh, sweet Jesus you never let me go”
-Jars of Clay

“And true love waits In haunted attics And true love wins On lollipops and crisps” "when the power runs out, we'll just hum"
"where do we go from here? the planet is a gunboat in a sea of fear"
"you do it to yourself, just you..and thats why it really hurts"
-Thom Yorke

"you walk up to her, ask her to dance. she says 'hey baby i just might take the chance'"
"whats wrong with me? im kinda funny. im not a dummy, when im all alone" -rivers cuomo

from the artists

"i wanted to write joyful music that made other people feel good...music that helps and heals, because i believe that music is God's voice"
-Brian Wilson

“preserving the ‘american way’ has nothing to do with Christ. In fact, the ‘american way’ of greed, cruelty, environmental destruction, racism, sexism, homophobia, etc. would seem to have nothing to do with Christ. Christ is wonderful, loving, compassionate and honest.”
-Moby

“Id hate it if I made albums that were so bad that you’d have to take drugs to enjoy them”
- Norman Cook (a.k.a. “Fatboy Slim”)

"My first guitar was one of the most beautiful sights I'd ever seen in my life. It was a magic scene. There it is: The Guitar. It was real and it stood for something: 'Now you're real'. I had found a way to do everything I wanted to do."
"You write a song just for yourself, but it's no good unless you play it for somebody else. That's the connection between people that is forever lasting and can never be broken apart." -bruce springsteen

"When people ask me where I get by imagination, I simply lament, "God, here and there, makes madness a calling."
"Why would you clone people when you can go to bed with them and make a baby? C'mon, it's stupid."
"I don't understand this whole thing about computers and the superhighway. Who wants to be in touch with all of those people?"
"The jails are full of one million non-readers. We can't let it happen again. If you allow another generation to grow up to be 12 years old.... without the ability to read, write, and think, we're sunk. If they can't read, if they can't write, if they can't think, they become criminals. We've already lost two generations. Unless we teach reading intensely and completely in kindergarten and first grade, the whole civilization goes to hell."
"People ask me to predict the future, when all I want to do is prevent it. Better yet, build it. Predicting the future is much too easy, anyway. You look at the people around you, the street you stand on, the visible air you breathe, and predict more of the same. To hell with more. I want better."
"If we listened to our intellect we'd never have a love affair. We'd never have a friendship. We'd never go in business because we'd be cynical: "It's gonna go wrong." Or "She's going to hurt me." Or,"I've had a couple of bad love affairs, so therefore . . ." Well, that's nonsense. You're going to miss life. You've got to jump off the cliff all the time and build your wings on the way down."
"Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in ten seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream made up or paid for in factories."
"At 7 a.m. all my voices start talking inside my head, and when it reaches a certain pitch I jump out and trap them before they're gone. Or I shower and then the voices talk. You solve problems not by thinking directly of them but allowing them to ferment in their own time."
"Anything you dream is fiction, and anything you accomplish is science, the whole history of mankind is nothing but science fiction."
"Television is] a really dreadful influence on all of us. Don't ever look at local television news again. It's all crap. There's no news, there's no information. It's negative, negative, negative. You look at that, and you think the world is coming to an end."
"My job is to help you fall in love."
"So while our art cannot, as we wish it could, save us from wars, privation, envy, greed, old age, or death, it can revitalize us amidst it all."
you can't read and write you can't think. Your thoughts are dispersed if you don't know how to read and write. You've got to be able to look at your thoughts on paper and discover what a fool you were."
"Now, why are you here? I'll tell you why you're here. You've been put here because the universe exists. There's no use the universe existing, if there isn't someone there to see it. Your job is to see it. Your job is to witness. To witness; to understand; to comprehend and to celebrate! To celebrate with your lives. At the end of your life, if you don't come to that end and look back and realize that you did not celebrate, then you wasted it."
-ray bradbury

"I never went to school remember-- i was raised by a pack of wild coyotes".
"Hello i'd like to say hello to my friend Mr fishy fishy fish".
"Yeah maybe you're right, i'm sick and the world is healthy. And i always thought it was the other way around!"
-john cusack

(on making "disintegration") "Originally I was going to take perverse satisfaction in making a depressing album. "
"For me it's not about the sound. It's not even really about what is said. It's about the feel. The instruments change, the sound changes, the words are different. It's the feeling that stays the same. It's as if your ripping something, this seemingly small piece of yourself, out and showing it to yourself for the first time. Trying not to hide in the dark, or let it go. Admitting to yourself all of the stupid things you've ever done. Feeling the shame burn you once more -but this time cathartic. Feeling all the lies you ever thought of stating burn across your tounge like acid, to spill unused, safely into nowhere. The honesty, brutal honesty, of words that could've meant something to someone when they mean nothing to you. It's the tragedy. Like I can't cry for myself so I will let this song take all of the things inside I can't let anyone else see and offer it up, as if the sound were some kind of god, and my pain is some kind of sacrifice. Each time I play a song, it seems more real. Each time I hear the feeling, the pain is less. I turn it up to drown me out. But it's gone past the actual distinguishable sound of the song. All I am aware of is my soul crying. Pouring all my pain out of my mouth like liquid from a bottle. I don't need it loud, to feel. I need it loud to feel comfortable enough to pour. How many people do you know can stand before a crying soul and actually give a d***?"
"Morrissey’s so depressing, if he doesn’t kill himself soon, I probably will"
"If Morrissey says not to eat meat, then I’m going to eat meat; that’s how much I hate Morrissey."
-robert smith

"The Cure, a new dimension to the word 'crap'."
"McDonald's bombed and Robert Smith popped (both actions require a similar voltage of explosives)."
-Morrissey

from friends/family/aquaintances, people on the street…

Mr. Jepson

“God is good, we’re not”

“Sin is stupid”


nick salata

"Look, if you wanna hear good music go some place else!"


mike gagne

"i made myself a table"

"is there an "emo magazine?"

"i think i need to drop some classes...my bag's getting really heavy"


ethan dubravsky

"my favorite alien name: 'yukbarf'"


brent

"wow, this band's really cool...if you like things that really suck!"
"i can fish the crap out of you guys!!"
"he's holding me back!! someday im gonna be the best drummer ever!!"
"you dont know how to play chess?? youre such a geek!"
"you have a girlfriend?? thats so gay!"
"you're under attack!!" *holds tack over my head*
"go away, debbie!"


jen

"no, it's just this guy i semi.stalk that works at borders in san diego"


abby d.c.

"im gonna pray every half hour, like mtv news!!"
"Emo people should wake up early just to add that extra pain..."



abby and tim m

Abby D.C.: That's against school rules.
Tim M.: Know what else is against school rules?? Your face!!


andrew brown

"well, i can only tell you one thing. you know it's love when the woman you love can sit behind you and pop zits for hours"
(eewwww)

me and andrew

Punkrockpsalmist: what is with these homies that are dissing my girl? why must they front? what hast thou done against them, that thoust bite thou thumb at thee?
JDalton10: LOL
Punkrockpsalmist: that would be so cool
Punkrockpsalmist: shakespearian weezer
Punkrockpsalmist: weezer..... the midevil album!


me, shane, and will at work...

SHANE: how many onions does it take to fill a bin?
WILL: i dont know. i never made it without biting. hey mr owl, how many onions does it take to fill a bin?
ME: one *crunch*, two *crunch*, three *crunch*. three onions.


me and kc

jimmysradioash: i want a conan o'brien t-shirt
casey: lol
casey: thats so geeky lol

the simpsons

milhouse

“my mom says I’m cool”
"this is GREAT!!! and all i've done is enter my name - thrillhouse!!!"
"We'll kick your butts! ... at nintendo..."


marge and bart

"kids can be so cruel..."
"we can?! thanks mom!!"


bart

"what a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them -- as is my understanding..."


bart and lisa

BART: her hair smells like fruit loops...
LISA: i eat fruit loops for breakfast!

Lisa: I WANT TO HELP YOU, GEORGE WASHINGTON! Bart: (walking by her room) "I want to help you... George Washington"? Man, even your dreams are square...

Lisa: I want you to shut off the logical part of your mind.
Bart: Okay.
Lisa: Embrace nothingness.
Bart: You got it.
Lisa: Become like an uncarved stone.
Bart: Done.
Lisa: Bart, you're just pretending to know what I'm talking about!
Bart: True.
Lisa: Well, it's very frustrating!
Bart: I'll bet.


lisa

"im so stuffed up i cant even taste mom's delicious boiled celery!"
"uh oh, dad's having an antacid trip"



lenny and carl

"so lenny, how are things working with the girl next door?" "eh..its over. she got a windowshade"
Carl: Hey Lenny, sending some outgoing mail?
Lenny: You know it!
Carl: Yeah, I'll probably send some out tomorrow.
Lenny: I hear that!

the comic book guy

"excuse me, mr santos, if that is your real name, bart simpson, but we do not except your phony credit cards here. now make like my pants, and split!"
"There is no emoticon for what i'm feeling!"
"Sarcams detecter?! oh, that's a really useful invention!


ralph wiggum

"i'm special!!"
"hello supernintendo chalmers! im learnding!"
"When I grow up I'm going to be a principal...or a caterpillar"
"That's where i saw the leprechaun, he told me to burn things."
"My daddy shoots people."
“My cat’s breath smells like cat food.”
"We're gonna be in a pie!"
"that's the rock where the leprechaun lives. he tells me to burn things!"


moe

"Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt
Oh, wait a minute..."
(this was Moe's response to a prank call made by Bart, but Bart's actual words spoken to Moe are not heard)


principal skinner

"there's no mystery about willy..he simply disappeared"


homer

"*singing to the flinstones theme* simpson HOmer SIMPson hes the greatest guy in history
from the town of springfield he's about to hit a chestnut tree...AAAHHh!!!!!!"
"it was like a drug. but what was even more like a drug was the drugs"
"thats weird...like something out of that twilighty show about that zone..."
"If something goes wrong...blame the guy who can't speak English."
"mmm...64 slices of american cheese..."
"why won't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks!"
"do i know what a rethorical question is?!?!"
"Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use."
"I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down'."
"Here are your messages: You have 30 minutes to move your car. You have 10 minutes. Your car has been impounded. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have 30 minutes to move your cube."
"So I says, blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same color in the end."


kent brockman

"...and the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night..."


chief wiggum

"ralphy, what is your fixation with my forbidden closet of mystery??"
"See ya in court, Simpson. Oh, and bring that evidence with ya; otherwise, I got no case and you'll go scot-free..."


Dr. Nick Riviera

*singing* The kneebone's connected to the... something. The something's connected to the... red thing. The red thing's connected to my wrist watch...Uh oh..."
"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want...."


troy mclure

"Oh, hi. I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help videos as Smoke Yourself Thin and Get Confident, Stupid."


lou

"the electric yellow has got me by the brain banana!"


random "doesnt make any sense, does it? but what does make sense is handing your children over to Mr. Kidkill here."

"that's a smile, not an upside down frown! work on that, too!"


bart, lisa, and homer

Bart: Oh, Mom, I couldn't ask you to do that. Your already taking care of Maggie and Lisa is such a handful.
Lisa: She means should get a job, stupid!
Bart: [Daniel Stern's voice, a la Wonder Years] Me? Get a job? Were they serious? I didn't realize it at the time, but a little piece of my childhood had slipped away, forever.
Homer: Bart! What are you staring at?
Bart: Uh, nothing. [Daniel Stern continues] He didn't say it, and neither did I, but at that moment, my dad and I were closer than we...
Homer: Bart! Stop it!
Bart: Sorry.


serry robins and barney

Sherry robins: “wasting away again in margaritaville…”
Barney: “'searching for my lost shaker of salt'…oh, here it is!"


smokey the bear talking machine

"only WHO can prevent forest fires? you have selected "you", refering to me. that is wrong. the correct answer is "you"


forest ranger

"let's take a moment to humour the children.
(to bart and lisa) kids, your father's gonna be JUST FINE."
(to search party) "ok everybody, put on your corpse handling gloves, we've got 2 bodies somewhere in this region"


bart and groundskeeper willy

Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt -- and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church.
Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church.
Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug...*pause*...Ya heard me!!


psychotic supernatural groundskeeper willy

"happy to rake your aquainance!!"


bart and milhouse

BART: hey milhouse, ready to go imitate that jackass show??
MILHOUSE: yeah!! all those disclaimers made me want to do it more!!


homer and flanders

Flanders: I think we hit something!!
Homer: I hope it was Flanders!!


otto

"WOW! windows!! i don't think i can afford this place!


dr. hibbert and homer

Dr. Hibbert: You're wasting thousands of dollars worth of interfuron!!
Homer: And you're interfuron with our fun!!


selma

"Single, eh? He passes the Selma test!"
-Selma


Superintendant Chalmers

"The rod up that man's butt must have a rod up it's butt!"


superintendant chalmers and bart

Chalmers: There better be a good explanation for this!
Bart: There is, sir.
Chalmers: Well, I'm satisfied.


narrator for "behind the laughter"

"It was a night they’d never forget….or would they? No, they wouldn’t."
"Coming up – was the dream really over? Yes, it was. Or was it??"
"The simpsons dream started out on a wing and a prayer, but now the wing was on fire, and the prayer had been answered….by satan"


bleeding gums murphy

"The blues isn't about feelin better, it's about makin other people feel worse."


geeky taco bell guy and krusty

geeky taco bell guy: here's your taco, sir
krusty: i don't want it!
GTBG: but this comes out of my salary! if i had a girlfriend, she'd kill me!


mrs. krabappel and principal skinner

Mrs. Krabappel: Are you saying you killed Jimbo, processed his carcus, and served him for lunch???
Principal Skinner: *nodd, with a grim smile*
Krabappel: HA!

Skinner: Blasted woman, you parked too close! Move your car!
Krabappel: I'm in the lines. You got a problem, go tell your mama!
Skinner: Oh, don't worry, she'll hear about this...


other

"Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes"
-anonymous

“we are the musicmakers, and we are the dreamers of dreams”
-Willy Wonka

“what do you want, mary? You want the moon? Well I’ll throw I lasso around it and pull it down for ya…”.
-George Bailey

“we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday here for whatever we did wrong…but we think youre crazy to make us write an essay on who we think we are. You see us as you wanna see us, in the simplest terms, and the most convenient defenitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal…does that answer your question?”
-the breakfast club

"i get the worst pain in my stomach every time i see her..."
-angus bathune

"be excellent to each other"
-Ted Theodore Logan

"hey there groovy chick. youre really happenin in far out ways!"
-greg brady

"ive been going to this high school for seven and a half years...im no dummy!"
-charles de mar

"I think i just...yeah...i just got an idea"
"we're in a hole, Har! We're just gonna have to dig ourselves out!"
lloyd christmas

"if i was stranded on a desert island and i could only have one person, one book, and one record with me...i'd probably die of exposure"
-dave foley

"greatest hits albums are for housewives and little girls!!"
-the doors fan

"just think, the next time i shoot someone i could get arrested!"
-frank dreben

"look at me!! im mister crazy pickle mustache!!! most people got hair for a mustache, but not me!! i got a pickle!! give me some candy!!!"
-adam sandler

"evil will always win because good is dumb!!"
-dark helmet

"I honestly don't know what I have in common with these people anymore. With anyone really. They all have wives and kids and houses and dogs and can talk about what they've been doing with their lives. What am I going to say? I killed the president of Pariguay with a *fork*, how have you been?"
-martin q blank

"i want to get hurt!"
"A pen. I gave her my heart. She gave me a pen."
-lloyd dobler

"of all the charlie brown's in the world, you're the charlie browniest!"
-linus

"so uh...how long do ya have to be this close to ma face?"
-hank hill

Hank Hill: I'm sorry, but America, the greatest country in the history of the world, no longer makes television sets.
Bobby Hill: Well, can't we just buy like a Japaneze one?
Hank: Bobby, go to your room!

"we got a sale on jonny's...one size fits all. HUH!!"
"hey honey. you wouldn't be hidin any gorillas under them CLOTHES, would ya?"
-jonny bravo

"things sure have changed since we got kicked out of high school"
-joey ramone

"I'm from Canada, so I'm not really very smart"
-Tom Green

"You read about all these terrorists, most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and these people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration."
"Things have really changed here in Hollywood. Used to be people in this town couldn't wait to get an envelope full of white powder."
"I don't mean to harp on this, but it's like the networks are a how-to manual for terrorists. You see them on the news. This reporter is standing outside a water treatment plant, going, 'If they poured the poison here it could wipe out thousands because the guard is off duty from noon until 1 every day!'"
-jay leno

"CBS News finally received anthrax in the mail. As usual, we're number three."
-David Letterman

"In Pakistan anti-American protesters set a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant on fire. The protesters mistakenly thought they were attacking a high-ranking U.S. military official-Colonel Sanders."
-Jimmy Fallon (on Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update)

"Guns don't kill people, the government does"
"Let me ask you this. Suppose a man breaks into your house, and house don't have a gun. How you gonna shoot him?"
-Dale

"what came first? the music, or the misery?"
"do i listen to pop music because im miserable, or am i miserable because i listen to pop music?"
"if you really wanted to mess me up, you shouldve gotten to me sooner!!"
-rob (high fidelity)


Ash quotes from "army of darkness"

"This...is my BOOKSTICK!!!!"
"all right...who wants some? huh? who wants a little...you...you want a little? huh? do yuh?
"that's right...shot smart...shop S-MART...YA GOT THAT?!?!?"
"groovy"
"honey...you got real ugly"
"yeah, i could have stayed in the past...could have even been king...but in my own way, i am king...hail to the kind, baby"


from "the wonder years"

Paul: Well, I guess I'll see you at the bus-stop. Kevin: Ya. Paul: Last night I had a dream that when I got to school, I realised I had no clothes on. Kevin: If you're naked when you got to the bus-stop, I'll tell you. Paul: Thanks.

"Friends... I'll give you friends!!!!"
-becky slater

"I'm not sure how I did It, my memories begins with the crack of the bat, and the sight of the ball rising. Maybe that's not exactly what It happens. But that's the way It should have happen, and That's the way I like to remembering. And If dreams and memories sometimes get confused to well... That is It should be, because every kid deserves to be a hero... Every kid already is..."
"Those years were like a long journey for me, looking back it was a time when we were still very small, and the world seemed very big. And I think about those days again and again, whenever some blowhard starts talking about the anonymity of the suburbs, or the mindlessness of the tv generation...because I know I will never forget those times, those years of wonder."
"All our young lives we search for someone to love. Someone who makes us complete. We choose partners and change partners. We dance to a song of heartbreak and hope... all the while wondering if somewhere, somehow, there's someone perfect... who might be searching for us."
"So what if women could influence government, take overbig business, alter domestic policy, dominate educations, make the world a better place; in one important aspect, we still had a lot to teach them....yup, when it came to being jerks, they still had a lot to learn"
-adult kevin




from "airplane"
*im only putting a few quotes from this movie on here. the best experience is to SEE THIS MOVIE!!

"when's the soonest you can land? we need to get this woman to a hospital as soon as possible."
"a hospital? what is it?"
"its a large building with patients, but thats not important right now"

"the cockpit? what is it?"
"its the little room in the front where the pilot sits but thats not important right now"

"this is an entirely different plane altogether!!"
(everyone) "this is an entirely different plane"

"striker, striker, striker....STRIKER!!"
*punches woman*


*many of these quotes were given to me by lots of other people...if i credited them all, this site would be a mess..so...thanks, people.