"Big Boss Man"
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be
Boss.
The brain said, "I should be boss because I control the
whole body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain
about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the boss because we do all
the work and earn all the money."
And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs, and the
eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed
at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole
went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
