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Day 33: Daily Challenge:
Tell me a story with beer and midgets |
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| Libbs | - | ****TRUE STORY****ok so once i was at this bar, and my friend louie and I got wasted, and there was this midget on the dancefloor with us, and we kept knocking into him, but he was getting all the ladies, and louie couldn't believe it, so he pulled up a chair and sat and watched like it was a movie, and took notes, because that night, louie had less game than a midget, and he just couldn't believe it....i just danced with louie all night because I didn't want him to think he had no game, but in reality, I was fantasizing he was the midget |
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| Docks | - | So I vaguely remembered my birthday at the bar...I remember a little man buying me and my friend drinks..... KrisDock (9:30:24 AM): So i get my birthday pictures back, lo and behold, it was a mulleted midget man with a head the size of my palm that had been getting us drinks all night. And, according to my pictures, he gave me a birthday kiss on the cheek....I think I'm in love. ;-) |
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| Jesse | - | i heard a story about big scottish guys who get drunk and toss midgets onto matresses...farthest midget tossed wins |
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Slim pickens today
1st PLACE - Libbs, Sad... but overall... very.. very... true
2nd PLACE - Docks, we do know you love midgets... you'll probably marry one
3rd PLACE - Jesse, you get points by default :)
