You know, I first started hating morons way back when I first heard of them. Morons have been around since the dawn of time, and will continue to be here way after the end of civilization. Some people believe that morons evolved from cockroaches, which is why they won't die. I feel that if we can trick morons into killing themselves, the world will be a better place. You may be asking yourself, just what exactly is a moron? The answer to this question is simple: If you don't know, you may very well be a moron. A moron is similar to an idiot or a doofus, except that a moron insists on ruining the lives of non-morons.* Morons are everywhere. The standard jock is a moron. Some sanitation engineers (janitors) are morons. Lots of politicians are morons. Almost all celebrities are morons. Just about the only people who are almost never morons are the people who visit sites like this one. It is a fact that morons cannot use the Internet well, so therefore cannot find this site. If you found it, congratulations, you aren't a moron. *Note: Not all of the people in the previously mentioned categories are morons. Some are just dumb.
7 Key Charactorisics of a Moron
People Who Fight the Good Fight
My brother's site (he hates morons too).
Some people say moronic, but I say cool!
These guys may be morons, but I don't think so.
