S3: [Dressed in a tuxedo and is wearing fake satin wings on his back. Bows slightly.] Welcome, fans of S3, the Demon Godling. We have for you today a conversation that (we hope) will be about mature things. Or not. Whatever.

Duo: [Off camera, to the left.] Shut up, man! Let’s just get to the good crap!

S3: All right, all right… [Starts walking to the left, to a semi-circle of chairs with some of our MSTers sitting in all but one of the chairs.] Welcome to S3’s Rants and Video Game reviews! Here are our reviewers: Duo Maxwell…

Duo: [Sitting slouched in a chair.] Bite me.

S3: [Ignoring Duo.] …Ryoga Hibiki…

Ryoga: [Tied up in the chair so he can’t get lost.] What are we doing again?

S3: [Ignoring Ryoga.] …and, of course, for the feminine perspective: Ai Seki!

Ai: [Raising an eyebrow.] Right… Am I getting paid extra for this?

S3: [Fake laughing.] Hahaha- No. Anyway, we’re here to review video games and even rant a bit on the current events of… things. [S3 sits down is his chair.] Enjoy!