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The Voyages of the P.M.S. Mblow0t5 #3008 - Love in the Circus... Well, we've had to sit through Gene, why not Megan? |
| S3's Random Ramble: Finally... a new MST is done. Thank God. Unfortunately, though, I was unable to think up a decent plot for this episode. Sorry. However, I do have something planned for the finale. Which should be done soon... >< ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ [Cheesy theme music starts up.] In the not to distant future, S3: Hey! That doesn't rhyme!!!! Pearl: I'll send them crappy fanfics! All: Lalala! He'll have to sit and read them
all, All: Lalala! Now, keep in mind he can't control, S3: I wish. He'll try to keep his sanity, MSTer roll call: If you're wondering what he likes
and hates, S3: WHAT? Just keep in mind, [Squeaky!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ S3's Random Ramble: Meh. I can’t think of a way to continue the MST Syndicate storyline… >< Don’t worry, I still have something worked out for the finale. Just so you know, the guest-star is Heero Yuy, from Gundam Wing. Again, my apologies for not being able to introduce him somehow. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ >I finally finished typing all this up. All but Heero: And I wish you never did. >I hope you like it. Heero: Hnn... >If you do, be sure to read Love in the Circus Chau: Great. This means we'll have to MST THAT as well. >and Love in the Circus 2 Chau: ARGH! >if you haven't done so already. My next project is Love in the Circus 3 All but Heero: ARGH! >but that won't be out for some time now, since I've got a lot to do with it. The prequel S3: ...PREquel? >is about half the size of the regular Love in the Circus stories,
so it shouldn't take you too All: Yay! >Love in the Circus: The Prequel Duo: MUST I repeat myself? >By: Cathrine Bloom Duo & Heero: [Spit take.] > Chau: Cathrine WORKS in a circus. I don't think Cathrine would be
THAT ignorant. >"Not brave, ditzy," Duo: I agree! >said Megan's friend Kim. Ignoring her comment Megan turned to face
Kim, "So you'll come visit All: NO! >"Well, gee, I don't know, in a world of traveling it may be
a while until out paths cross All: [As Megan.] Duh.... >"I'm joking," said Kim, "Of course I'll find time to visit you." They hugged each other Duo: [Jaw drops.] >goodbye and with that Kim left. Heero: ...and she was the best character here. >"Good luck!," Megan called out to her. Megan and Kim
had always stuck together up until Megan Duo: Ah! She must be related to Ranma Saotome! >She was learning how to do a most tricky and odd act. S3: I hope that it's the one in the cartoons where they swallow nitro, and all of the liquid explosives known to man. They then shake well, explode and DIE! >If she mastered it, she would have an easy time getting hired for
almost any circus. For now Heero: ...I bet it's a noose. >and always helped out and got to know the circus newbies. Chau: Just a vote here: Who thinks that Megan is a S-I? >"So," said Cathrine searching for something she could say to break the silence. Duo: Baseball bats work well. >"Welcome to circus life!" Chau: Spinoff of 'The Family Circus.' >Megan peered through the flap of the main tent and looked around,
"Wow, there are so many Duo: Suits. >homes Duo: Damn. >around here," she said. "Yeah and you'll be getting one all your own tomorrow," Chau: [Grins.] I can see it now... [As Megan.] I can't stand it! I'm going to my trailer! >said Cathrine. She paused for a moment, "It's a two person one, hope you don't mind." Heero: ...this means that Megan is going to get someone... >Snapping back to attention Megan said, "Oh, I don't mind at all. Chau: [As Megan.] I get to share a trailer with Trowa! >Besides if Kim were to ever get a job here she'd be able to stay with me." Duo: [Mouth drops open.] >Megan though everything over but then realized something wasn't
right, "If my mobile home isn't All: D'oh! >"I almost forgot," said Cathrine, "since Trowa's away, you can stay with me Duo: [Jaw drops.] >and sleep in his bed." "Who's...Trowa?" asked Megan. "Is he your boyfriend or something?" S3: Actually, according to the OFFICIAL manga back-story called 'Episode
Zero', Trowa and Cathrine are blood-related brother and sister. >Cathrine placed her head in her ands S3: Ahh... a special INTERACTIVE text format... >and just laughed, "My goodness, NO," All: Halleluiah! >she said while still laughing, "he's my brother!" Chau: And yet those sick perverts keep writing Trowa x Cathrine lemons... >"Oh, my bad," Duo: NO! No more Jar-Jar Binks! I can understand the Ewoks, and Digital
Jabba was cool, too... BUT JAR-JAR CROSSED THE LINE! >said Megan whom was starting to feel very embarrassed for making such a wrong assumption. S3: Well... Most lemon authors don't seem too embarrassed about that. >After settling in and sharing a cup of coffee the girls Duo: [Is about to open his mouth, but is silenced by everyone.] >retired to their rooms. Later that night, Trowa returned home from
a mission very tired and Heero: ...I'd like to know when this takes place... >Quatre S3, Heero and Duo: NO YAOI! >followed in behind him also rather tired. Duo: Well, I guess we know WHAT happened on THAT mission. >Quatre walked quietly past Trowa's room and into Cathrine's room. He awoke his love Duo: I thought Trowa was awake... >with a kiss then crawled into bed with her quickly falling asleep. Chau: And this author expects us to think that Quatre is straight?
Duo comes to bed late, and wakes me up to- [This segment is removed for content, and it's just too disgusting.] S3: [Getting a noose and rope together and trying to loop it over
the lowest rafter.] >Trowa walked into his room and hung his coat up in the closet.
He tossed his shoes, shirt, Duo: My god... it's like Gene Mesaki Saga - only without all of the funny mispellings! >then god into bed wearing only his boxers. Duo: Then again... >Megan, whom was sleeping on the other side of the bed, All: ... >had gone unnoticed by Trowa since the room was so dark. Chau: Ah! Trowa seems like Duo, then! >She would have remained unnoticed had she not rolled over in her
sleep whacking Trowa with her Duo: Ah. She's into S&M! >As soon as Megan hit Trowa, both of them immediately flew out of
the bed screaming their heads S3: It's Home Alone 3! >Upon hearing them scream Cathrine rushed into the room. Quatre
went to follow her but she told Heero: [As Catherine.] Now, you stay in that leather outfit and wait
right there. [Giggles.] >"What the hell is this...this...girl doing in my bed?!?!," Trowa yelled at Cathrine. Duo: I KNEW that Trowa was gay! Ha! >"Well, what are you doing home so early?!," Cathrine
demanded. It turned out that Trowa and Heero: [Grunts.] ...is it me or do the two of them spend a lot of time together...? >had ended earlier than planned due to the enemies weak defense
line, making it an easy victory. Duo: Woohoo! >Not expecting any one to see her Chau: Except for the readers, of course. >she had gone to bed wearing panties and no bra. All Guys: [Shift in their seat slightly. Nosebleed slightly.] >Although she was wearing a short lingerie dress Duo: [Turns to Chau.] Don't you have one of those? >it was basically see through providing her next to no cover on top. Chau: Yep. I do, indeed have that outfit. >While everybody was still explaining themselves Trowa tossed Megan
his black turtleneck so she S3: ...they were quickly quizzed by Satan and the author of this fic. >Cathrine returned to her room and explained the situation to Quatre.
She also decided that at Duo: Well, the fact that they were in THE SAME ROOM, came in at the
SAME TIME, and left at the SAME TIME, it shouldn't take that much to
figure it out. >Back in Trowa's room, Megan was changing in the closet. Duo: Woot! >She tossed Trowa some of his clothing for him to put on and suggested
hitting the town since neither one S3: I hope not… >Trowa agreed to take her out to a club thinking about how cute the newest addition to the circus was. Heero: …man… I’m praying that Trowa doesn’t fall for this poorly-made S-I… >Trowa knocked on Cathrine's door waking her and Quatre up. "We're going to town," Chau: Oh, SURE… ANNOUNCE when you and the S-I are gonna do it. >he called in to the two of them. "Is that so...," said
Cathrine trailing off. "Yeah, Megan's already waiting Duo: What? The restrictive bodysuits weren’t enough? >on and walked out of the mobile home with Trowa. "Who's the blonde?," Heero: [As a valley girl.] …like totally cool… …I
feel totally connected to this fanfic… >asked Megan as they approached the truck, "your boy...," she cut herself off Chau: At the wrist, I hope. >before she could finish saying it. She didn't want to anger Cathrine
by making another wrong assumption. Chau: [Raises an eyebrow.] SOMEONE’S got a time machine. >said Quatre referring to one of the towns popular clubs, "Trowa,
Cathrine and I are good friends with the Duo: [Begins to open his mouth.] >he'll let us in.," said Quatre. Duo: I may be a pervert, but that’s NOT RIGHT! >he replied, "we usually go in a bigger group with Heero, Duo and Wufei." S3: I don’t even wanna KNOW who’s paired with whom… >"Who are they?," asked Megan curiously. "Gundam
pilots like Quatre and myself." All: HE SAID SIX WORDS. >said Cathrine. "Yeah, Megan and him seem to be getting along
rather well.," said Quatre. The music Heero: And what is that song? >"Hey, the music's calling.," Heero: [As the music.] Join us…. >said Cathrine as she lead Quatre onto the dance floor. Cathrine
placed her arms around his neck while he Chau: [As Gay… er, I mean Normal Quatre.] Ew! Ew! There’s a girl touching me! >"They sure are really good friends," said Megan watching
Quatre and Cathrine on the dance floor. Duo: What rel- [Pauses.] Oh. My. God. TROWA AND CATHERINE ACTUALLY
ARE- [Is cut off by S3.] >Before he had a chance to say anything he shouldn't, Megan grabbed
him by the arm and dragged him out Chau: [Blushes.] Trowa’s got big hands… and that means…. >She placed her arms around his neck but did her best not to move in too close so as not to scare him away. S3: [As the Crocodile Hunter.] The elusive Trowa is very hard to find and scares easily… >As the song continued their bodies slowly moved closer and closer
until they were almost touching. When S3: [Blushing.] This reminds me of the time me and Sanzo danced… >"Trowa...you did that on purpose now didn't you?," said
Megan in a teasing manner. He began to object, All: …and this was a surprise…? >"No one slipped you a drink tonight, did they?," asked
Trowa curiously when Megan pulled away from Chau: [As Megan.] No, but I did get to enjoy my vodka… >"Why no silly, that was completely me. Don't worry so much. I know what I'm getting myself into.," Duo: So, she’s a slutty Self-Insert… >she said. "Since you're not drunk, guess I gotta take your
word for it.," said Trowa. "So, what do you say S3: [Not believing it.] Yeah… uh-huh… >"Hmm...wonder where they're going...," said Cathrine
watching Megan and Trowa leave hand in hand. "I Heero: [As Catherine.] Can we video tape them? >A devious smile crept across Cathrine's face, "Sure,"
she replied. Duo: …suit. >home Duo: Again, damn! >and held it open for Megan. He glanced around to make sure no one
saw them and then locked the door S3: It’s Metal Gundam Solid! >"Trowa sure is acting oddly," said Cathrine. "Wonder
what they're up to?," said Quatre. "Let's find out," Duo: ……… >Quatre pressed his ear upon the door and hearing that they weren't
in the main room he signaled to Heero: [As Catherine.] Go…. To… hey! >Slowly and quietly Cathrine opened the door closing it behind them just as carefully. S3: …but, the door was locked! >Trowa had left his door open just a crack, through which a sliver
of light shone. Cathrine and Quatre All: … >Megan was sitting on the side of the bed while Trowa stood a few
feet away from her. Turning to face her Duo: Dude, when Gundam Wing was first made, we ALL were 15. >Megan looked at him with luring eyes. "Although I may be 15,
trust me, my mind is far more All: [Coughing.] BS! BS! >If you sit down next to me I'd be glad to show you instead of tell you," she said. All: [Scream in fear. YES, Heero did scream.] >He obeyed without further questions and before he knew it the two
were rolling around the bed Heero: [His eyes glow gold. He stands
up.] >"Care to go a little further?," asked Megan. Chau: She IS a slut! >Shocked at Megan's behavior Cathrine and Quatre fell over. This
made quite a loud noise and Trowa S3: [As Metal Gear Solid Guard #3259.] Hey! Who’s there? >"I'll go find out what that was," he told Megan, "Don't
you go anywhere." Cathrine and Quatre frantically Chau: Ooh… [Blushes.] >She quietly slid the shower curtain open and the tow of them hid in the shower. S3: ‘Tow’ …again? >Trowa stuck his head out the door, glanced around, and not seeing
anything out of the ordinary, returned Chau: [As Megan.] Slave! Clean this room! >Since the shower was right up against the other side of Trowa's room, S3: …so, it’s in his room? >Cathrine and Quatre were able to continue their eavesdropping.
Trowa sat down next to Megan who was S3: No…! Not the group that made the music for FLCL! >"So, said Megan, "not counting what have happened tonight, how far have you ever been with a girl?." Chau: [As Trowa.] …well, we’ve driven about 5 miles in
a car together… >Trowa didn't respond and instead just stared at the floor. "You
don't mean to tell me that a handsome guy Duo: Well, he has a boyfriend… >Trowa shook his head, "What about you, how far have you gotten?."
Well, um, uh...," said Megan trailing Chau: Too bad they’re not playing the Russian Spy Game… > "I see," said Trowa. "So what do you say we just make a record for how far two inexperienced people >who just met can get?," All: … >asked Megan. "I'm game if you are." Heero: PLEASE! >That night Megan and Trowa became an official couple, in addition to losing their virginity that is. [30-second pause.] >The next morning, the two decided to freshen up with a shower. Chau: [As a Southern Preacher.] There is no way to freshen up or cleanse their souls! For they have FORNICATED! And that IS SIN! And sin is BAD! >As the shower curtain was pulled open and they noticed Cathrine
and Quatre, all four of them let out a S3: [Nosebleeds.] >Quatre turned away and Cathrine shielded her eyes, while Trowa grabbed some towels to cover himself Chau: Aww… >and Megan up with. Duo: Damn… [Is hit by Chau.] Ow! >Had Cathrine and Quatre not fallen asleep in the shower they might have been able to avoid this. S3: And had the author not written this, she’d have avoided this MST. >The two had stopped eavesdropping the previous night when they
realized Megan and Trowa were going Duo: I mean, Quatre’s never considered being with a girl sexually.
Now, guys are a different story. >To clear their minds, the two had made out in the shower and once
they became exhausted they chose to Heero: …Quatre? W-with a woman? >Once Trowa regained his composure and some of his dignity Duo: What dignity? >he pointed towards the bathroom door and with a very loud and authoritative
voice said, "Out! Everybody Heero: …but, they’re not out… >Everyone sat down at the table and for about a minute there was nothing but silence. [Crickets chirp.] >Trowa demanded a reason and both Cathrine and Quatre told him the truth, Duo: [As Trowa as a whiny Tom Cruise.] I want the truth! >leaving out the making out part. Trowa calmed himself down by remember
that is was Cathrine's house Heero: …’is was?’ >and she had every right to be there as he did. Chau: Although, it doesn’t really explain much… >That still didn't give her a right to eavesdrop Heero: …actually… >but he'd talk about that with her some more later. Duo: [Shudders.] Please no lemon… >Megan noticed the time and realized that her mobile home had probably arrived by now. S3: Complete with White Trash parents! >Megan and Trowa got changed and made the bed. Chau: Damn. Guess that means they did it on the floor… >As Megan was leaving with Trowa, she turned to Cathrine and asked,
"Will this little incident effect my All: HELL, YES! >Cathrine chuckled, then smiled at Megan and replied, "Of course
not. A little love in the circus never hurt Chau: [As Catherine.] …except for the Human Cannonball… he was caught in bed with the manager’s wife… >-----------------------------------<END>----------------------------------- S3: Thank you God! >If you liked it be sure to read the other Love in the Circus stories,
while you're down here, please review Duo: She wants a review! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ S3's Random Ramble: Although, I never said there wasn't gonna be at least some plot... On the horribly made copy of the Satellite of Love, which was connected
to the copy of Deep Space 9 and the P.M.S. Mblow0t5, a special event
was about to happen… no, not a lemon sequence… something
different. Anyway, the place where this was happening was the recreation
room outside the built-in theater of the Satellite of Love. Brandon
Masters sat in front of the Television, playing Halo; while Ai Seki
sat at the computer, skimming over the internet. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Credits: Cast credits: Guest stars: Original fics by: Script by: Plot by: Co-Producers: Director: Stunts: Set Design: Cameraman: Best Boy: Cool music listened to while writing
by: Special thanks to: Copyright: "Trowa walked into his room and hung his coat up in the closet. He tossed his shoes, shirt, socks and pants of, then god into bed wearing only his boxers." |