S3's Random Ramble: Well, this is the final episode of season 3 - but I have no plot for it... Buisness as usual, eh?

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[S3, the Demon Godling appears in the middle of nowhere.]

S3: [Sighs softly.] Oh, crap. We’ve got one last episode for the season, and no plot for it. Crap… [Thinks about it.] Ok, guess I gotta summon some MSTers to help…

[Gai Daigouji from Martian Successor Nadesico materializes.]

Gai: MSTing today?
S3: Yep…

[Duo Maxwell from Gundam Wing appears.]

Duo: Shit, I thought we were all dead…
S3: [Shrugs.]

[Ryoga Hibiki from Ranma ½ appears as well.]

Ryoga: WHERE AM I NOW?!?!
S3: Damned if I know – but I do know where we’re not: The Universe. [There’s a brief pause as a few piles of paper appear in his face.] I’m being sued for taking lines from Futurama… [Laughs softly.] Great… even when reality doesn’t exist, I get in trouble.

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Door Sequence! Ready for the Wedding!

S3: I hate stock footage.
Ryoga: Wait… if Third Impact happened, then why are we still MSTing?
S3: Um… bad plot?
Duo: [Glares at S3.] You DO know that’s your fault, right?
S3: Quiet you. We had one more episode to make for the season, and we sorta ended early.
Gai: [Kinda thoughtful.] I guess Third Impact does that.
S3: [Shrugs.] It wasn’t supposed to happen for another episode.
Duo: So… why are we using the wedding sequence for the doors?
S3: It was the last use of the set – what can I say?

Door 7: A picture of the ship’s namesake! Mblow0t5!
Door 6: A blue leopard’s cage. The leopard is dressed in a white tuxedo (don’t ask), and is snacking on some wedding cake.
Door 5: My god! It’s massive piles of wedding catalogues! You sneak through, barely surviving.
Door 4: Wedding dress purchasing. Ugh…

Gai: How the HELL did THIS happen? [Looks down at his new white wedding dress.]
Ryoga: I think it look great!
Duo: [Laughing his ass off.]
Gai: [Blushes and growls.] This never happened on Gekiganger…

Door 3: Tuxedo Rental! Watch that inseam…
Door 2: The Wedding March!

Gai: No, no, no! No WAY am I going out like this!
Ryoga: Dude, it’s just a dress. I have a friend who has to go through this all the time…
Gai: [Shakes his head.] It’s not that… [Pouts.] My pantyhose has a run.

Door 1: It’s the traditional airlock door. It opens and you enter.

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>G-Gundam Smut Chronicles

Gai: [Stuttering.] S-s-smut?
S3: [Puts his face in his hands.] Oh, god…
Duo: Yeah, smut… [Drools slightly.] Rain…
Ryoga: I’ve met her…
Duo: [Shocked.] R-really?
Ryoga: [Nods.] Yeah – Domon was a pushover compared to Ranma.

>Domon's new technique:

Gai: Yeah! It’s just like an episode of Gekiganger!

>Erupting Burning Cock

Gai: [Begins sobbing.] No!
Duo: [Voice dripping with sarcasm.] Yeah, just like an episode of Gekiganger, all right…

>Domon Kasshu's Burning Gundam

S3: Oh, we’re in Dub mode.
Gai: [Stands up in protest.] All great anime must be watched subbed!
Duo: Gai, buddy, this is a fanfic…

>falls again to the frantic attack of Noble Gundam under both the influence of its berserker
>system and its pilot's own mental state.

Gai: [Watching like a fanboy.] What is this…?
S3: [Same here.] It’s called G-Gundam…
Ryoga: Meh. Actual martial arts is more fun to watch…
Duo: But you gotta admit, the mechs are badass.

>Allenby Beardsley, fully enraged struck Domon's Gundam as they fought their semi finals
>match.
>"Allenby are these cold fists really yours?" Domon asked

Duo: So, she’s a frigid bitch?
Ryoga: Duo, I’d be careful about what you say…
Duo: Why? Is Allenby gonna come here and kick my ass just for that? [His cell phone rings.] Hello? [Duo pales and hangs up his phone seconds later.]
S3: Um… what that who I think it was?
Duo: [Rather pale.] A-allenby… [Shivers.] She’s gonna kill me…

>as he picked himself off the ground thinking about the lively girl she had just been moments
>ago

S3: Oh, so she’s dead, then?
Gai: That reminds me of the last episode of Gekiganger…
Duo: Everything reminds YOU of Gekiganger.
Gai: Not true. [Pauses.] This reminds me of that episode where it turned out that they were really fans of Nadesico…

>when they were enjoying their match. Now, she was devoid of all emotion. "What could
>possibly have happened to her?"

S3: Bad plot?
Duo: Bad lemon?
Gai: Those notorious villains form Gekiganger?
Ryoga: RANMA!

>"DOMON."

Duo: So, she got laid, and lost it? [His cell phone rings again.] Hello? [Long pause.] …shit… [Hangs up.]
S3: Allenby again?
Duo: [Shakes his head.] Rain… she’s gonna kill me for suggesting that Domon and her would…
Ryoga: You really do have bad luck, don’t you?

>Allenby truly hated this moment herself, losing control of her own body

Gai: I remember an episode of Gekigenga- [Is promptly gagged by S3 and Duo.]
Duo: Dude, quiet.
S3: If you stop talking about Gekiganger, we’ll let you go… You promise? [Gai nods.] Good… [Lets Gai go.]
Gai: Damn…

>and forced to fight a man she considered a friend…and more… was making her suffer too much. She
>lashed out catching Burning in the face.

S3: [As South Burning, a character from Gundam 0083.] What the hell?

>"Neo Japan's Burning Gundam is getting hammered badly, can Domon Kasshu maintain his bid to win
>all his matches?

Duo: I learned this lesson a long time ago – never bet on anything.
S3: You bet against Domon?
Duo: [Shakes his head.] Naah. I bet that the Red Sox would lose the World Series.
Ryoga: How much…?
Duo: About… half a million…
S3: [Winces.]
Gai: How’d you get the money?
Duo: Turns out Quatre insured our Gundams before we blew them up. Who knew?

>Or is about to fall to the beautiful Allenby Beardsley?"
>Domon personally swore to have his cockpit ignore the announcers broadcasts during matches.

Gai: But the announcers are important in a Super Robot show!

>"That voice is getting really irritating." He pulled himself off the rocks. "But she has a point about
>Allenby…"
>""DOMON."

Ryoga: [Shudders.] She sounds like Akane when she’s mad…

>"Ah crap!" A swift knee struck him across the midsection and he fell into a pile of rocks. He lay there
>for a bit, recuperating as the crowd considered this contest done. But the King of Hearts does not fall so
>easily.

All: …
S3: You know, if I was a vindictive man, I’d point out that the previous sentence was rather… counteractive…
Duo: Naah – you’re not like that.
S3: Oh, I know – but if I were…

>And Allenby knew this too.

Ryoga: Yet, the author doesn’t. Funny, isn’t it?

>She leapt into the dust storm of the crumbling mountain and was immediately tackled by Burning
>Gundam. "Allenby stop this madness before you get either of us hurt."

Gai: No way! This is like that episode of Gekiganger where Miss Minako’s brother, Rokuru, went evil!
Duo: [Is about to restrain Gai, but is stopped by S3.]
S3: Naah – don’t. We’ll never get to shut Jiro up that way… [Pause.] I mean Gai…
Gai: [Glares at S3.] Remember that – I’m no longer Jiro Yamada. [Poses.] I am Gai Daigouji!

>"DOMON, I can't help it. I…. DOMON." She rolled him under her and began to slam down on him.
>Hard light generators pictured the image for Domon as he lay on the cockpit floor, Allenby straddled his
>legs and hips and slammed down on him. Hey this is strange, its like she is fucking me or
>something.

S3: Oh, like HE’D get that hint…
Duo: I dunno, let’s ask Ryoga if he would… [To Ryoga.] Hey, Ryoga?
Ryoga: Er… yeah?
Duo: Do you think you could figure it out if a woman wanted to fuck you…?
Ryoga: I… [Nosebleeds heavily, falls back, faints.]
Duo: [Shrugs and grins evilly.] Gentlemen, we have our answer.
Gai: …what’s going on…?

>"Allenby, what are you playing at?"
>She clocked his gundam head with her fist. "Shut up Domon, shut up!"

Duo: Reminds me of a few nights with my wife, Chau…

>With her baton's energy ribbon she tied the Burning Gundam's arms up and continued her pounding with >his groin.

Everyone: [Winces.]
Ryoga: That’s GOTTA hurt…

>She grabbed his tied up arms and forced them against her chest. Take a hint you fool!
>"What does she really want me to…okay, here I go!" She began to moan as his hands caused hardlight
>massages to take place on her breasts.
>"This Cock of Mine is Burning Red."

Gai: [In a semi-traumatic state.] This isn’t like Gekiganger… This isn’t like Gekiganger… This isn’t like Gekiganger…

>On his gundam's groin light pooled as his wings spread and the halo formed.
>"It Hard Shaft cries out for me…"
>The panel opened displaying the king of hearts crest.
>"To ream you silly."
>His gundam turned gold as their fighting suits exploded.
>"ERUPTING BURNING COCK!"

Gai: You know, that super move doesn’t even sound right…

>A cock of energy formed and stabbed up into the groin of Noble Gundam cauing Allenby to shriek in
>joy as a hardlight dildo slipped up her womb.

S3: You know, I don’t think that’s very… accurate.
Gai: Yeah, I may have failed anatomy, but I think that’d be more of a shriek in pain…

>Hard light forcefields surrounded Domon's hard cock as he looked up into Allenby's face, her soft
>features. Her blue hair and lithe body were so beautiful. As they came outside the berserker system
>exploded.

Duo: [Thoroughly confused.] W-wait…
Ryoga: [Disgusted.] This is so wrong…
Gai: [Disgusted, too.] I never thought mecha on mecha hentai existed…
S3: [Yep, disgusted.] I think it should stay that way.

>A few minutes later, Domon carried Noble Gundam out of the crater in his arms and the fight was
>declared over.

Duo: …thank God…
Gai: Yeah, thank Gekiganger…

>His speakers lit up. "Well folks, that fight will certainly go down in the books…" the announcers voice
>ran cold and her video image was a full red blush. "Assuming, we are allowed to put in the books.

Ryoga: I dunno… I’m just glad that Ranma’s experimenting with the ‘Anything Goes’ matrial art form of sex wasn’t used in the manga or the anime…
S3: I really don’t wanna know.

>Domon and Allenby, standing in the Burning Gundam's cockpit naked blushed and looked at
>each other. "They saw," her lively voice injected.

Duo: Er… no shit?

>"Apparently so, next time less of an audience and no suits."
>"Definitely."

S3: [Sarcastic.] And, so, fornication again runs rampant.
Duo: Yay!

>****
>Wong and Master Asia watched the two gundams walk away.

Ryoga: Er… I thought they were..
Gai: [Looking confused, but is still resolute.] Don’t question the Super Robot show.

>Asia wore an amused smirk while Wong looked deeply disturbed. "I hope you weren't proud of that
>display."
>"On the contray,

All: [Reach for some from of vomit bag – only to find none.]

>I am quite impressed that Domon could sustain such an attack realize what his opponent wanted, and
>then deliver exactly what they wanted. His execution of the rolling kneeling thrust was expertly done
>and he managed to outlast Allenby."
>Wong looked at him and seemed to be tilting toward a boiling rage. "I beg your pardon."
>"What you think we just practice martial arts for fighting?"

Duo: [As ‘the Captain’ of Zero Wing.] What you say?!?
S3: [To Ryoga.] I-is it true?
Ryoga: Er… [Blushes, looking away.] N-not telling.
Gai: [Drools thinking about it.] I am SO taking some form of martial arts…

>Asia walked away amid a hail of laughter. Well done Domon, you finally started to figure out why
>you are called the King of Hearts.

Duo: [Runs out of the theater.] That’s it, I’m outta here! Nothingness is better than this!
S3: Well, it is over… [Starts to shamble out of the theater.]
Ryoga: [Shrugs.] Meh, might as well. [Beats S3 out of the theater.]
Gai: …I’m gonna stay. [Holds up the entire series on Gekiganger III on DVD.] I’ve got some stuff to watch…
S3: [Pauses at the door, shrugs.] Ah, what the hell. [Walks back to enjoy the entire series of Gekiganger III with Gai.]

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Credits:

Cast credits:
Ryoga Hibiki as Himself
Duo Maxwell as Himself
S3 as Himself

Guest stars:
Jiro Yamada as Gai Daigouji as Himself

Original fic by:
___________________ - I don’t know, and don’t care.

Script by:
S3, the Demon Godling

Plot by:
S3, the Demon Godling

Co-Producers:
Brandon Masters and Ryoga Hibiki

Director:
Hideki Anno

Stunts:
All stunts are done by the actors themselves.

Set Design:
Gene Roddenberry and Joel Robinson

Cameraman:
Gene Starwind

Best Boy:
Fuzzy Skinner

Cool music listened to while writing by:
Mblow0t5

Special thanks to:
-The creators of MST3K.
-The creators of Martian Successor Nadesico!
-The guys at Gamefaqs.com on the Gundam Board. Why? Just because.

Copyright:
-P.M.S. Mblow0t5, copyright 2003, all rights to original things reserved to S3 Industries’ CEO S3, the Demon Godling and President Brandon Masters.
-Mblow0t5 owns herself, and I thank her for letting me use her name here.

Stinger Clip:
Duo: What, you mean you can’t post the entire fic here?
S3: Nope, too much room taken up – as much as I’d like to.