Gene Mesaki part 3, part2

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S3's Random Ramble: This takes place AFTER “S3’s Last FF.N Fic.” Apparently, I lied. Hey, I didn’t know! I was STILL trying to get my site up.

This fic is dedicated to Sanzo-dono and her sister. ^_- Have fun!

Well, the MSTs looked like they were on FF.net to stay... Oops. Of course… that meant I needed to recall Shinji, Chau and Duo…

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S3’s home. As if there was ANY OTHER PLACE this could be. S3 has Brandon, Ai and Ryoga sitting in the living room. All of them have hope and cheer plastered on their faces.

“Yep.” S3 grinned, “The MSTs are apparently here to stay on FF.N…”

S3's Random Ramble: Gues even I can be wrong...

“So…” Brandon smirked, “our info was all wrong?”

S3 shrugged, “Dunno. I was just reacting to the post I got. It IS nice, though.”

Ai leapt up into the air, cheering, “I’m gonna LIVE!”

S3 grinned, “Yep. Now… I just gotta recall Duo and Chau.” He sat down at his computer and typed for a bit.

Ryoga paused, then said, “What about Shinji?”

“In a few days…” S3 finished the typing sequence. A bright flash filled the room. When it faded, Duo and Chau were there – dressed in wedding clothes.

“AAH! Mom! Dad!” Chau practically shrieked, “Wow! That was SUDDEN!”

Duo grinned as he held up his and Chau’s hands, “We just got married.”

S3 smirked, “Sorry to interrupt the honeymoon, but, well… we all got separated in the middle of an MST. Duo, Ryoga, Ai, Brandon? The theater.”

Duo grunted, “Damn.”

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>
>Then Sesamis body started to raise and she hovered in mid air.

Duo: [As an announcer.] Do you hate it when your Sesami doesn’t rise? Buy NEW Sesami yeast! Unlike Gene Mesaki here, it’s self-rising!
Ai: [As disclaimer dude.] OuryeastmaynotworkonanynormalSesami. Justhedeadones. Sesamisoldseperately.

>Her eyes started to open. "Sesami can you hear me?" Satan said to her.
>
>"Yes I can hear you. But where am I?" She said looking around.

Ryoga: …while her eyes were still opening.

>
>"SESAMI" Tenchi said.
>
>"She can't hear you,

Brandon: [Snorts.] No shit. Sesami is dead!

>she is in another dimension she can't even see you."

Ai: And, yet, she can still hear Satan.
Brandon: Either that, or she's stuck in the Ocean dub of DBZ.

>
>Satan said. "Look Sesami I have to ask you a question and you have to
>tell me the truth, It's very important"

Duo: [As Satan.] Which is better? Gamecube or X-Box?
Ai: [As Sasami.] Gamecube.

>
>"Oh ok" Sesami said with a worried look on her face.
>
>"Who do you truly love Sesami?" Satan asked her.

Ryoga: Considering her age, I bet it’s the cute dude that sits across from her in school.

>
>"I - I - I love Gene" Sesami said

All: [Facefault.]
Brandon: I guess we should have expected that…

>
>"Do you truly love him? and what about Tenchi?" Satan asked.

Ai: [As Sasami.] Eww… boys are icky. And I’m related to him.
Duo: [As Satan.] You’re also related to Gene.
Ai: [As Sasami.] Um… I plead the 5th.
Ryoga: We don’t have that in Japan.
Ai: [Snarls.] Shut. Up.

>
>"I like Tenchi a lot but I truly love Gene" She said. Then her eyes
>closed and he body dropped to the ground.

All: AAHHHH!!! Sasami’s a GUY!

>
>Tenchi who was already kneeling put his hands on his face and started
>to cry.

Brandon: [As Tenchi.] Noo… not the little girl… I love… [Gets cut off as Ai whaps him upside the head.]
Ai: Honey… I REALLY don’t want to have to hurt you… [Pause.] OUTSIDE the bedroom… [Giggles.]

>
>"Well there you have it Tsunami. I win there is no true love in this
>millennium.

Ai: [Glomps Brandon.] Yeah, right! What, prey tell, does THIS mean, then? [Kisses Brandon.]
Brandon: Mmph! [DEEP breaths as Ai lets go.] Wow… I think… you should get… angry more… often… [GASP!]

>The heaven won the all the time till now. Earth will belong to me and
>I will add this place to my collection.

Duo: Can this get ANY more redundant?
S3: It gets worse…

>" Satan said as he laughed with the evilest laugh ever.

All: [Snicker.]
Duo: Wait! Let me laugh, using my ‘evilest’ laugh ever! Hehehehehehehehehehe…
Ai: Actually, I thought it was more like… [As Kodiachi Kuno.] Ohohohohohohoho!
Ryoga: DAMN! How do you DO that?
Ai: [Smiles cutely.] Practice.

>It send shivers down everyone's spine.

Brandon: …and I hope that collective spines get some clothes on soon.

>
>"Nooo you wont take this Earth.

Duo: There are others?

>You haven't won Satan.

Brandon: I… could have sworn that he did…

>There is one more thing" Tsunami said as she walked over to the head
>of Genes evil body.
>
>Satan stopped laughing and said "Face it bitch I've won"

Ai: Man… classic mistake. NEVER insult an all-powerful woman.

>
>Tsunami looked at Satan and then a red rose appeared in her hand.

Duo: [As Satan.] ARGH! A… rose?
Ryoga: [As Tuxedo Mask.] Stop!
Ai: [As Sailor Moon.] Tuxedo Mask!
All: [Begin humming Sailor Moon fight theme.]

>She looked at Gene. Then sunlight started to surround her. She dropped
>the rose onto Genes face. She closed her eyes said her prayer.

Brandon: [As Tsunami – who SHOULDN’T EXIST!] Please, Lord, don’t let this Hentai come back…

>
>The rose hit Genes face and his body transformed into his human form.
>His face and body started to fly up. Then his face flew towards his
>body and they connected.

All: O.O’
Ai: Is… he dead now?

>His body feel onto the ground. He slowly moved and got up. Satan
>wasn't pleased

Duo: Over what? Gene is still dead – though with a rose on his face.

>so he raised his hand and put Gene into a cage of fire. Now Tsunami
>wasn't pleased.

Duo: Well, no shit. She, and Satan, are both stuck in this bad fic!

>
>"Gene" Tsunami said.
>
>"Yes Tsunami??" Gene said.

All: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! He’s alive!

>
>"I'm going to ask you a question and its very important that you tell
>me the truth" Tsunami said. She said the same words as Satan, and she
>was very confident.
>
>Satan growled " What is she trying to do?" He said quietly to himself.

All: SHE’A ASKING HIM A QUESTION!
Brandon: For the Prince of Darkness, he’s pretty stupid.

>
>"I'll try to help you as much as possible" Gene said.
>
>"Gene who do you truly love" Tsunami said to Gene

Duo: [As Gene.] The ladies at Hooters.

>
>"I really love Sesami, she's the love of my life" Gene said.

All: [Cough.]BULLSHIT![Cough.]

>
>"Well it looks like he loves her and she loves him." Tsunami said. She
>looked over to Satan and said " Well it looks like Good triumphs over
>evil yet again"
>
>"Hahaha fine, you win.

Ryoga: NO! Satan would NOT give up THAT easily!

>Sesami gets to grow up into her adult age and you finally become an
>Angel.

All: ...uh...

> I'll take out Genes evil virus and I'll let him live his life."

Brandon: [Looks about.] All right… WHO replaced Satan with a wuss?

>
>Satan said. He looked over to Sesami and he raised his hand and said
>some dark words.

All: Kleptu, Veratta, Nicto! [The Necrowombicon glows slightly. A giant fridge pops into the theater, just behind the seats.]
Duo: [Opens it.] It’s full of beer. [Takes one.] Yesibu brand. Cool!
Brandon: VERY evil words there.
Ai: How about ‘Tubby toast!’ or ‘I love you… you love me…’?
S3: Both are equally evil.

>
>Sesamis body started to age rapidly. She must have aged until she's
>20.

Duo: [Spit take.] Whoa! Shit! She’s HOT!
[Somehow the world pauses. Brandon stands up, bathed in a dim yellow light. His eyes are glowing a bright blue.]
Brandon: Hi there, fanboys and babes. It is I, the author of the MST, speaking through my avatar’s SI. I'd like to clarify something for you. I am a firm believer in the fact that suddenly aging Sasami, or any underage character (Cowboy Bebop’s Edward!), is not an acceptable practice. I’ve read ahead, of course. Gene screws ‘Sesami.’ It does not make what is about to happen in this fic okay, just because the character suddenly has a nice set of breasts, or a nice figure. She is still mentally a child. I repeat: SASAMI IS ABOUT 9. HER BODY DOESN’T MEAN SHIT. It is still statutory rape to me, and to many other people (Like Cyrus Marriner). So, to summarize, [Eyes glow an even brighter, almost a white, blue.] NEVER HAVE ANYONE FUCK SASAMI, YOU BASTARDS; OR TSUNAMI, FOR THAT MATTER. I WILL hunt you down and MST you – or WORSE. [Bows slightly.] Thank you.
[World unfreezes.]
Ai: You bastard. [Bashes Duo’s skull.]

>Then Satan took away the fire cage. Sesami woke up and then she got
>up.

Ryoga: Aren’t those the same things?

>She looked around and she saw Gene looking into the ground and crying.
>
>"Gene" she yelled "I love you"

Duo: [As Gene.] OW! I’m right next to you! STOP YELLING!

>
>He looked up and saw Sesami running towards him. He got up and he
>started to run towards Sesami. They both opened their arms and hugged
>each other. They stared into each others eyes and kissed.
>
>"I'll love you for ever Sesami" Gene said.

Brandon: [As Gene.] Or, until a really hot babe comes along and seduces me.

>
>"I'll love you too" Sesami replied.
>
>"I hate this love stuff. It sickens me to my soul." Satan said.

All: Same here. We hate lemons.

>
>"Why? Because you've never loved yourself?"

S3: [Snickers.] THAT sounds like…
Ai: Autoeroticism. That’s just WRONG.

S3's Random Ramble: Know what 'Autoeroticism' means? Self-love. Yeah.

>Tsunami said. but this time Tsunami had 2 wings and a golden halo.

Duo: She’s an angel? I thought she was a goddess…

>
>"No I'm not into love. Hey Gene you know I still own you and I will
>never leave you alone. " Satan said as he inhaled his cigar.
>
>"As long as I am with Sesami nothing will hurt me" Gene said after he
>broke the kiss.

Ryoga: Ah… the naiveté of young lovers.
Duo: …but they haven’t even done it yet…

>
>"HAHAHA" Satan said "Its time for me to go,

All: [As Mindy.] I love you, bye-bye!
S3: [Laughs.] Satan as Mindy… God…

>but I will be back, you haven't seen the last of me"

Brandon: …and I bet that Satan is never seen again.

>He turned around and started to walk towards the portal.
>
>"Nothing will happen to you Gene and Sesami your true love will get
>you through anything" Tsunami said as she flew up into the sky.

S3: Hey! She’s ripping off the bible!

>
>Satan looked over his shoulder and looked at Tsunami flying away, then
>he slowly said "We'll see about that . Yes that's right we'll see
>about that.

Ryoga: So… Satan is a neurotic, like Woody Allen.

>Hahaha" He started laughing again and then he walked through the
>portal.
>
>Tenchi paused and instead of crying he was happy for Gene and Sesami.

All: …and?

>Then something said to him "Hey Tenchi no one will remember what you
>said to Sesami " Tenchi guessed that it was Tsunamis voice.

Brandon: Um… wrong. He said it in front of everyone. I doubt it.

>
>"Tenchi!!!!!" Ryoko yelled.

All: Where’d SHE come from?

>
>"Lord Tenchi!!!!!" Aeka yelled.
>
>They both ran towards Tenchi and gave him a tackle hug where they took
>him into the ground.

Ai: …six feet under.

>
>"I'm ok thanks girls, now please get off" Tenchi said

Duo: YOU MORON! THREESOME! THREESOME! [Is cut off by all the MSTers, and S3, hitting him upside the head.]

>
>*It looks like Tsunami was right and Ryoko forgot that I told Sesami
>that I loved her* He thought to himself.

Brandon: Nope. She’s just trying to kill you.

>
>"Ok Ryoko you go help out Kyone and Mihoshi. And you Aeka go please
>help out grandfather." He said to the 2 girls.
>
>Aeka quickly got up. "Sesami? You're , What happened" She said in
>shock. "You're older"

Ryoga: If you had been PAYING ATTENTION in the FIRST PLACE…

>
>Sesami looked at Aeka and then she looked back at Gene. Gene nodded
>and he broke off the hug. Sesami ran towards Aeka and hugged her.

Duo: LESBIAN SISTERS! [Again, gets hit upside the head.]

>They walked into the house while Gene followed. Sesami told Aeka
>everything.
>
>Ryoko flew towards Kyone and Mihoshi. They picked up Kyone and slowly
>walked towards the house.

Ai: But… she’s hurt. She needs medical attention.

>
>Tenchi was all alone with Washu.

All: O.O’ No. Not a Tenchi/Washu lemon…

>He stood up and looked at her. "I'm sorry Washu, I can't believe I hit
>you will you ever forgive me?"

Ryoga: [As Washu.] Well, you never hit me, so…

>Tenchi said as he stared at the ground.

Brandon: [As Tenchi.] Man… look at those ants going at it… Red AND black!

>
>"Tenchi it doesn't matter but what you said to Sesami. Did you mean
>that?"

All: YES.

>Washu said as she lifted his chin with her right hand.

Ai: …and slit his throat with her left.

>
>"No I didn't mean it. I thought that if I told her that I love her
>then she will live on and not die" Tenchi told Washu

Brandon: Uh…

>
>"Look Washu I can never lie to you, you are a very important person to
>me" Tenchi said "Well except all those experiments"

Ai: [As Tenchi.] Yes, I love you, the one who looks like a child of the age 13.

>
>"Tenchi you mean that about me being a important person to you?" Washu
>asked Tenchi while her eyes widened with amazement.

Ryoga: Nope.

>
>"Yeah Washu seriously. Ryoko and Aeka are always trying to compete
>over me but I think that they don't even care about me" Tenchi said.

S3: …and once again, we have proven that this is Shin Tenchi. It has been proven that Ryoko loves Tenchi in Muyo! – she actually CARED for him – and TV – she almost sacrificed herself for him, but lived. In Shin, her only thoughts are: ‘Screw… Tenchi…”

>
>Then Washu gave Tenchi a big hug and he hugged her back. *No one can
>know the one I truly love*

Duo: [As Tenchi.] Otherwise, they’ll call me a pedophile, and kill me in horrible ways.

>Tenchi thought to himself. "Hey lets go inside now" Tenchi broke off
>the hug and they walked inside the house.
>
>In the living room Gene waited for Tenchi and as soon as he saw him he
>ran towards Tenchi. "Tenchi I'm so sorry for all the problems I cause.

Ai: That’s the smartest thing ‘Gene’ here has done. Apologizing in advance for any shit he causes…

>I understand if you want me to leave" Gene said with a worried look.

All: GO! BOO! LEAVE YOU JACKASS!

>
>"Haha now why would you say that Gene. I love you

All: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

>and you're my brother. I so happy that you found love" Tenchi said to
>Gene "But I can't believe that you sold your soul just for me"

S3: He did? Am I missing something here?

>
>"I don't care about that"

Ryoga: [As Gene.] I never really use my soul, anyway.

>Gene smiled at Tenchi. Then both their stomach started to growl. "Hey
>everyone lets order some food"
>
>Every one agreed and Tenchi went and made the phone call. Gene went to
>Kyone and he apologized to her.

Brandon: And, knowing ALL versions of Keyone, she’d try to kill him.

>She didn't mind because she knew that it wasn't the real Gene.

All: BULLSHIT!

>Then Gene also apologized to Yosho and he also accepted. After Gene
>apologized.

S3: Well, DUH.

>He thought to himself and he ran towards Tenchi while he was speaking
>on the phone.
>
>"Tenchi hold on a sec" Gene said to him.
>
>"Ehh hold on" Tenchi said to the restaurant worker. "What is it Gene?"
>
>"I just want you to get some special items" Gene said then he slowly
>whispered the items into Tenchis ear.

All: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! NO YAOI!

>
>Tenchi was kind of shocked but he knew why Gene would need them. "Ohh
>and finally hide those things and put them into the refrigerator so no
>one can get to them"

Duo: Sure, hide them in the REFRIDGERATOR, where ANYONE can find them.

>
>"Ok Gene don't worry" Tenchi said as he smiled at Gene.
>
>Gene walked back to the living room and he saw that Washu was back in
>her lab. Nobuyuki and Yosho sat around the little table drinking
>sucke.

Ai: Yes, Sucke. The drink of losers, Sasami lemon writers, and geeky, dateless, otaku who are also Star Trek fans.
S3: HEY! I LIKE Star Trek! And so what if I haven’t had a date yet?

S3's Random Ramble: [Laughs.] Well.... not anymore, anyway...

>
>Then he looked kind of confused. He Aeka , Ryoko, Mihoshi and Kyone
>sitting in front of the television watching some

Duo: …porno.

>police shows.
>
>Gene walked towards the table and he sat beside Yosho and opposite
>Nobyuki.

Brandon: Once again, I shall rephrase this for simplicity. [Ahem!] Gene sat down at the table. There. Done.

>"What's going on? I thought that everyone would care more about
>everything that happened today" Gene said really confused.

Ryoga: [As Yosho.] Naah. That happens all the time.

>
>Yosho poured Gene a little glass full of sucke and passed it over to
>him. "Hehehe You see Gene since the first day these girls moved into
>this house crazy stuff has happened."

Duo: [As Yosho.] …like orgies!

>Yosho said to Gene with a drunk smile.
>
>"Gene You shouldn't be drinking like that"

Ai: You should be drinking like this! [Takes a Yebisu beer out of the fridge and chugs it in a few seconds.] WOOH!
Duo: Ai, if you weren’t taken, I’d take you right now, this instant.
Ai: [Recoils in horror.]
Brandon: Duo, I’m gonna kill you now.
Duo: Bring it on!
Brandon: [Goes invisible.] You can’t hit what you can’t see.
[I’m leaving this scene out, because Duo gets the shit beat out of him.]
Brandon: [Goes visible.] Heh.
Ai: [Grins.] My hero. [Kisses Brandon.]
Brandon: [His right arm goes invisible.] Mmhp!
Ryoga: …the hell? What happened?
S3: …since Brandon is… engaged, I’ll explain. Whenever Brandon’s hormones jump up, the gland in his brain sorta makes extra quicksilver… and he loses control.
Brandon: [Left leg goes invisible.] Could… MPH! …we wait till later? After the MST?
Ai: [Hops into his lap.] Sure!
Brandon: [His right arm re-appears.] PHEW! [Shakes his left leg repeatedly.] God, this stuff is cold…
Duo: [A big puddle of goop.] Ow…

>Gene looked over outside the kitchen and he saw Sesami standing there
>in different clothes giving him a smile.

All but Duo: Crap.

>
>"Come here you" Gene said.
>
>Sesami walked over to Gene and she sat on his lap

Duo: Um… I’m a pervert-
All but Duo: HEAR-HEAR!
Duo: …But even I think this is wrong!

>"Now where did you get those clothes?" He asked her as he hugged her
>tightly.
>
>"Well I went upstairs with you. You went to your room for some clothes
>and I looked in my room.

Brandon: I… see a horrible plot twist here.
Ai: One that results in horrible lemon segments.

>Then I walked into my room and I saw these clothes on the floor with a
>letter from Tsunami"

Duo: Uh, oh…
S3: HEY, BASTARD! TSUNAMI DOESN’T EXIST IN SHIN!

>Sesami said
>
>"Wow a letter from Tsunami?" Gene said looking at Sesami

S3: …like she was insane, because even GENE knew that Tsunami didn’t exist.
Ryoga: I bet he forged the note.

>"Now what about the girls"

Brandon: Please… leave them out of this…

>
>"Well I told them everything while you chatted with Tenchi and when
>you got dressed"

Duo: …thank god.

>Sesami said "They are very happy for us especially Ryoko and Aeka
>because now they say that Tenchi is theirs"

Ai: …which makes sense anyway. Sasami is only NINE.

>
>"Haha very funny" Gene said.
>
>He picked up the little glass and he drank it down.

Ryoga: Can someone drink glass?

>For a second his face turned red and steam came out of his ears.
>
>Sesami started to giggle then Gene poured a glass and handed it over
>to Sesami. "Your turn babe"

All: ARGH!

>Gene said with a smile.
>
>"I don't know about this Gene" She said with a worried look. "I'll try
>it but it will be my first time" Sesami said.

All: NOOOOOO!!!!

>
>"Hey tonight will be first night for a lot of things" Gene said in a
>seductive voice to her as he kissed her on the cheek.

All: AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Brandon: Gene… must DIE!
Ai: [Goes Super Saiyan.] Yes, I agree. Mr. Sinister MUST die.

>
>"Ohh sounds like fun what are you up to?" the drunk Nobuyuki said.
>
>"Hahaha it doesn't involve you dad"

S3: [Sighs.] …THANK GOD!

>Gene said. "All right Sesami it's time to drink up"
>
>Gene slowly watched Sesami drink up the little shot glass or sucke,

Ryoga: Was it whisky? Or was it sucke? Make up your damn MIND!
S3: I don’t see Sasami drinking ANY of those things. SHE’S NINE YEARS OLD!

>her face turned light pink for a second and then she shook her head.
>"Wow Gene I don't think I'll ever do that again"

Ai: [As Sasami.] …at least until I’m of legal consent.
Brandon: Which is in about 7 human years. Or 700 Jurian years. Take your pick.
All but Brandon: Eh?
Brandon: I looked it up. If you’re 14 in Japan, you can legally do it with someone over the same age. Kinda cool, actually.
Duo: It DOES explain Chau…
Ryoga: [Nosebleeds.] I finally understand those Sailor Moon fics… OW! KLEENEX!

>Sesami said to Gene. "I don't want you drinking this and turning bad"

All: HE IS BAD!

>
>"Turning bad?" Gene said.

Ryoga: Gene’s head is thicker than RANMA’S!
Duo: And Ranma's head is thicker then an Irish beer’s!

>
>"That's right on television I saw that people turn violent

Brandon: Those were terrorists.
Duo: The movie was ‘Die Hard.’
Ai: In Japan?
Ryoga: I’ve seen it. Bruce Willis is done by… Megumi Heishibara, I think…
S3: REI? From the Japanese form of EVANGELION?
Ryoga: And Tiara, from Sorceress Hunters… It’s rather disturbing, to hear Bruce done by a VERY HIGH voice.
Duo: What did ‘Army of Darkness’ become?
Ryoga: Um… ‘Captain Supermarket.’

S3's Random Ramble: I'm kidding about the 'Die Hard' crack, of course...

>and they made up excuses that they would never become drunk" Sesami
>said with a worried look.
>
>"Ok I wont drink ever again"

Duo: [As Gene.] Right after this beer.
S3: This shamefully BLATANT PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT about the problems of drinking was brought to you by: The Flat Earth Society, The Leave it to Beaver Fan club, The Klu Klux Klan, and Mr. Rogers.

>Gene said as he moved his face closer to Sesamis. "This will be my
>last night. Now give me a Eskimo kiss"

Ai: A frozen Hershey kiss. Right.

>
>"Well this won't be your last time but just watch out" Sesami said.
>
>"Ahh GIMME GIMME GIMME"

All: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! [GASP!] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

>Gene said. Their noses touched each others tips and they moved their
>heads side to side. "MMMM Hehehe"

Duo: ARGH! This is WORSE then ‘Love and Silences!’

>
>Ding dong

S3: Gene’s brainpower.

>the door bell rang and Gene got up to answer it. He saw a kid in a red
>shirt and a blue hat. He was around 18 years old and he looked like a
>nice guy.

Brandon: I bet that – if Gene isn’t the author – then THIS is the author.

>
>"Your food is here" The guy said
>
>"Man you guys are fast" Gene said surprised
>
>"Well we where kissing for a while"

All: [Spit take for Duo and Ai.] WHAT?
Duo: SASAMI was making out with the DELIVERY GUY?

>Sesami said. She was quietly standing behind Gene.
>
>"Wow too bad it went so fast" Gene replied to her.

Ai: It wasn’t fast ENOUGH.

>
>"Excuse me" The guy said ruddily "That will be a 300"

Ryoga: [Grins.] Well, considering that Nabiki’s allowance is about 6,100 yen a week…
Brandon: So, does this mean that the author’s using AMREICAN money in JAPAN?
S3: [Does mental calculations.] Lessee… It’s ROUGHLY 100 yen for every dollar… so… those ‘things’ only cost him 3 bucks …
Brandon: [Takes a Yebisu beer.] I need a drink…

>
>"Ehh say what?" Gene said
>
>"Well I did have to go and get those special items you wanted" The guy
>said while he raised his right eyebrow.

Brandon; [Spit take.] DWAH! The mental images!
S3: You know what? The next bit isn’t necessary AT ALL, so I’m gonna cut ahead to the lemon. It’s a about a page, anyway.

>
>~~~~~~~~~GENES POINT OF VIEW~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WARNING! LEMON APPROACHING!
ARGH!
SASAMI LEMON!

All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

>
>I opened my eyes and I saw Sesami in a pink T-shirt with baby blue
>shorts.

Brandon: [Suppressing a nosebleed.] Must… resist…
Duo: Argh! [Nose erupts in a geyser of blood.]
Ryoga: No… [Passes out. With accompanied blood, of course.]

>I was acting tired but it was hard for me to hide it because I was so
>excited about her coming tonight.

S3: THAT was wrong on… SO many levels.

>
>"Gene you don't mind if we cuddle up tonight.

Duo: [Shudders.] You will… [URP!]

>Your room is so much nicer than mine and Aeka is having those special
>dreams about Tenchi and she is really loud sometimes"

All: [Gag horribly.] ARGH!

>Sesami said to me.
>
>*Cuddle up* I though. Then I said "Sure Sesami I have some very bad
>things to tell you."

Ryoga: Ugh. Sex Ed for Sasami.

>
>"What is it?" She said. She slowly laid down beside me. I was on my
>left side so I could look at her.

Ai: [Grabs Brandon’s… member.] If you EVER do this sort of thing with ANY other woman, I’ll KILL you.
Brandon: [Falsetto voice. WOULDN’T YOU?] …okay… wasn’t planning on it anyway.

>
>"You know when I still had that thing in me?" I told her I tried to
>look as worried as I could.

Duo: Kind of HARD when a WOMAN is laying, scantily clad, NEXT to you!

>
>"Yes that's right. I remember" She said.

Ryoga: Kind of hard NOT TO!

>
>"Well that thing made me sleep with Washu and Kyone" I told her.
>
>I couldn't even look at her. I turned to my right side and prayed to
>myself. I told her "I understand if you never want to see me again"

All: RUN! NOW! GO!

>
>I felt right hand come under me and her left hand on top.

Ryoga: Eh?

>She wrapped her arms and legs around me and said "Look Gene I don't
>care what you did with them.

Duo: [As Sasami.] I just want HOT SEX!
Ai: [Hits him.] Bastard.

>I know that evil was inside you and all that I care about is that I'll
>have you for the rest of my life."

Ryoga: [As Sasami.] …and the evil.

>
>I was shocked. I can't believe she just told me that.

S3: HEY! You wrote this, Sinister!

>I said "You mean that?"

All: No.

>Then I slowly turned to my left and I wrapped my arms around her
>waist.
>
>"Yes I do Gene. I don't care for them as long as I have you." She said
>in a seductive voice.

Duo: [Shudders.] Ugh. Get me a barf bag…

>
>"I love you Sesami. and I want to make you happy for the rest of my
>life" I told her.

Brandon: BULLSHIT!

>
>"Ohh I love you so much Gene" She told me as he came in close to me
>for a passionate kiss.

All: RUN!

>
>We kissed and I felt her little tongue come into my mouth.

Brandon: YES, it’s LITTLE. SHE’S NINE YEARS OLD!

>I slowly sucked on her tongue

Duo: …um…

>and I put my tongue in her mouth. She kept on giving little moans.
>
>I slowly kissed down her neck and to her shirt.

Ai: He… kissed her… shirt?

>Then she stopped. "Gene this is my first time, please be gentle" she
>told me.

All: BULLSHIT!
S3: Well, as long as he doesn’t let his ‘evil half’ take over…

>
>"Don't worry Sesami nothing will ever hurt you as long as I am
>around." I told her.

All: BULLSHIT!

>
>She slowly sat up. Then she put her hands on her waist and lifted her
>shirt. I was stunned as I looked at her body.

All: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! NOOOO!!!

>
>"Please don't look Gene"

Brandon: Hell, I don’t wanna look!
Ryoga: [Wakes up.] …wha… [Looks at the screen.] AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! [Nosebleeds, but does NOT pass out.]

>She told me. She got up and she slowly pulled down her shorts. Then
>she slowly climbed back in bed.
>
>"Why Sesami?" I asked her as I couldn't stop starring at her milk
>white body.

Duo: …Argh… [Eye begins twitching.] I… don’t need this…

>Who would have guessed that her pussy hair was the same as hair

Brandon: [Raises his hand.] Thanks to Ai, I did.
Ai: [Tackles him.] I TOLD you not to mention those years…

>
>"Because I am very shy about my figure" She said. She didn't even look
>at me.

All: THAT’S BECAUSE SHE WAS A 9-YEAR-OLD ONLY A FEW HOURS AGO!!!

>
>"Sesami I love everything about you.

Ai: NO! Do NOT believe him, SASAMI!

>You have the most beautiful body I have ever seen" I told her.

Duo: I KNOW I’m gonna get hit for this, but… [As Gene.] …before the transformation, I mean.
Ai: [Hits him.] BASTARD!

>
>"You don't mean that, you just want to have sex with me.

All: YES! She FINALLY got the idea!
S3: Woohoo! [Begins playing Beethoven’s ‘Ode to Joy.’]

>That's why you changed your sheets and you put the candles up." She
>said.
>
>"Sesami I mean everything I just told you. All the other girls are
>jealous of you. They always stare at you." I said. Then she slowly
>looked at me and I looked into her deep pink eyes. "Those 2 candles
>symbolize us Sesami, but not like the candle my love for you will
>never die out."

[Record begins skipping.]
S3: Uh…

>
>I slowly laid down to her right side and I put my head on her
>shoulder. "If you want I can never have sex with you as long as I get
>to hug you and be by your side." I couldn't believe I just said that.
>
>She laughed and said " You always sleep naked Gene?"

[Record stops abruptly.]
All: SHIT!

>
>I looked down and I saw my hard dick. SHIT I couldn't believe I forgot
>to wear underwear. "Yeah so" I said

Ryoga: AAHHH! I just got my mind scarred!

>
>She stopped laughing and she said " I have never seen a mans penis
>before and this close"

All: TENCHI!
S3: No matter WHAT Tenchi series this is, there is ALWAYS a hot spring scene. Sasami has GOT to have seen Tenchi during one of those.
Duo: Unless ‘Dirty Cops’ is true…
All: [Shudder horribly.]
Ryoga: [Trying to suppress his vomit.] Keyone… with a dick…

>
>She took her left hand and she ran her index finger down my abs

Brandon: Sasami MUST be built in the future then.
Ai: Hmm… [Takes off her shirt in front of everyone.] Am I better built?
Duo: [Drops to his knees.] Thankyougod!
Ryoga: [Nosebleeds AGAIN.] I’m gonna die of blood loss…
Brandon: Um… yes! Of COURSE you’re better built!
Ai: [Smiles as she puts her top back on.] ^_^ Good answer. [Sits down in Brandon’s lap and kisses him.]
Brandon: MMPH! [Parts of him go invisible again. Some of it spreads to Ai.]
Ai: [Squeals with delight and suprise.] It's cold!

>and she slowly grabbed the sides of my dick. Her soft hands made me
>moan instantly. "Wait STOP" I said.
>
>"Did I do something wrong Gene?" She said as she let go of my dick.

Duo: YES!
Ryoga: You’re considering having SEX with this loser SI of an author!
Brandon: Hey! I’M an SI!

>
>"No no no it's just that I had something planned for you" I told her
>as seductively as I could.

All: ARGH!!!!

>
>I made her lie down totally still. "Ok Gene" She said. Then I reached
>under the bed and I pulled out a little plastic bag.

All: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

>
>"These are the special items I made the kid buy for me" I said then I
>took out a little white cardboard box and I took out a can of whip
>cream from the bag.

Brandon: Whoa… Tempest flashback…
Ai: [Grabs Brandon’s ‘member.’] NEVER MENTION THAT WOMAN AGIAN. GOT IT?
Brandon: [Falsetto voice.] Yes’m.

>He charged me a lot for 2 items.

S3: Well, considering that the box of strawberries are OVER 3 DOLLARS alone…
All: …crap. Strawberries.

>
>I put the white box on her left side and the whip cream on her right
>side. I knelt down over her legs parallel to her.
>
>My dick laid right on top of her pussy.

All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! GET AWAY YOU PEDOPHILE!

>I put it there just to see how wet she will get.

Ryoga: [Shudders.] That’s something not seen in science class…

>She was starting to get wet. I slowly opened the box and she saw the
>fruit inside. "Ah strawberries" She said with a smile.
>
>"That's right" I said " I want to make this as romantic as possible"

Brandon: Then WHY is this taking place in a lemon?

>
>I picked up one of the strawberries and put it by her mouth.

Duo: So, she’s eating. Big whoop.

>She understood and she took a bite. Then I had the half bitten
>strawberry over her left nipple.

All: [Begin twitching.]

>The juice started to drip onto her nipple. With every drop she let out
>a little moan. "Hmmm Gene" She said.
>
>I let another couple of drops on her left nipple and then I placed the
>bitten strawberry on her right nipple. The strawberries were fresh and
>cold. I just brought them up from the refrigerator.

Ai: I’m feeling sick…

>I felt her pre-cum coming out of her pussy and getting wetter under my
>balls.

All: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
S3: NEVER mention HIS balls! EVER AGAIN!

>
>I lowered my head and started to like her left nipple.

Ai: So… he hates her right nipple.

>Then I sucked on her nipple and she moaned a little louder, I felt her
>nipple getting harder and harder. After I liked and sucked all the
>juices off I started to nibble on the nipple.

Ai: [Faints.]
Brandon: AI! [Turns to the screen.] DAMN YOU, MR. SINISTER!

>
>I took little bites and she was enjoying this.

Brandon: [Passes out as well.]

>
>My right hand was occupied with messaging her ass and my left hand was
>messaging her right breast.

Duo: Singing telegram!
Ryoga: [Nosebleeds – finally – and passes out.]
Duo: Shit.

>
>"How do you like it so far?" I asked

Duo: NO MORE! Please! NO MORE!

>
>"Please don't stop Gene"

Duo: Shit.

>She said, every move I did and she watched. I felt her pussy getting
>wetter and wetter. I ate the strawberry on her nipple and I took out
>another one from the box.

Duo: Noo!!! Leave Sasami out of this!

>I took a bit and I let the juice drip onto her right nipple and
>breast. Again I liked her breast clean. Then I sucked and finally I
>nibbled. I raised my right knee and I took her left leg from under me
>and I put it around my waist.

Duo: [Whimpering.] S3, help…
S3: I can’t. Sorry, but I’m actually monitoring your brainwaves this time.

>
>Then I did the same with her right left.

Duo: Right? Left? MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

>Her legs where wrapped around me. I watched her eat another strawberry
>and she sucked on it. Some of the juices that she didn't get dripped
>down her cheeks.

Duo: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

>
>She sucked the strawberry dry and then she ate it.
>
>I reached for the whip cream and I shook the can. I started to spray
>her from about a inch above her pussy hair to the bottom of her neck.

Duo: [Twitching heavily.] I’m gonna die…

>She had a white line on whip cream separating her left and right side.
>
>I broke her wrap around me and I lowered myself just above her pussy.
>I gave her a kiss on her pussy lips and I licked of her pre-cum off.

Duo: [Rips a theater seat off the floor and begins bashing himself with it.] Stop… the torture… PLEASE!
S3: Almost there…

>She moaned and she arched her back. She thought that I was going to
>lick her but I was just teasing her.

Duo: [Shakes his fist in fury.] DAMN YOU MR. SINISTER!

>
>I licked at the bottom of the whip cream line. Every couple of inches
>my mouth was full of whip cream so I had to swallow it.

Duo: Can’t stay… awake… yargh… [Passes out.]
Ai: …wha? [Struggles to wake up.] Eh? What’s going… Shit.
Brandon: [Snaps awake.] Neh? [Droops his shoulders.] Shit.

>
>She was loving every second of this and so was I.

Ai & Brandon: We’re not.
S3: I’m gonna skip about a page of this. Your therapy bills are bad enough as it is…

>"Gene Please stop teasing me" She said, she sounded like she was
>begging for me. "I need you now Gene PLEASE"

S3: Shit. Machine’s broken. Hold on a sec…

>
>"Ok but if this hurts please tell me" I said to her.
>

Ai: God, I’m hungry. [Takes an ice cream sundae out of the fridge.] Yummy! ^_^

>She wrapped her legs around me and I kneeled. I grabbed my dick with
>my right hand and I placed it a little into her pussy lips. I put it
>deep enough to fell her hymen.

Brandon: [Looks at Ai a LONG time.] Ai, can I have your cherry?
Ai: [Blushes.] um… Brandon, I thought you already… [It dawns on her.] OH! Sure! [Hands Brandon the cherry from her ice cream sundae, which she took from the fridge.]
S3: Ha! Got it!

>
>"Oh oh

Brandon: Fic’s stuck.
S3: Damn… hold on… damn machine… need a new one…

>oh oh

S3: DAMMITT!

>oh oh

S3: THERE!
Ai: This had BETTER work…

>Gene" She said " I love you Gene and I want you deep inside me Gene"
>
>"I love you more and I never want to break apart" I told her.

Brandon: …does this mean that Gene is molecularly unstable?

>"I feel like I'm going to explode Gene I don't know what to do" She
>said.

All: Oh, GOD! It’s not a dick! It’s an M-80!

>
>"Let it out, Im going to cum too

All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
S3: It’s fixed! To the end!

>I took off my robe and climbed under my covers.

S3: …I just skipped 3 pages of lemon.

>I laid down and watched her slowly strip off the robe.

Brandon: Oh, GOD! We’re at the beginning!
Ai: It’s a mobius strip of a lemon!
Ryoga: [Stirs.] …neh? Where am I now? [Pause.] Damn.

>Then she slowly came down and laid by my side. We put our arm around
>each other and she wrapped her legs around my body. My dick was
>pressed by her pussy.

All: [Wailing.] No more… please…

>
>"Thank you for everything Gene" Sesami said.

Ai: [As Sasami.] I mean nothing.

>
>"No I should be thanking you. Next time we will be using many
>different techniques and maybe some leather with a whip!" I said

All: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

>
>"A WHIP?" She said really confused.
>
>"Hehehe just joking" I said. Then we slowly kissed each other and fell
>asleep by each others side.

All: NO! He’s NOT kidding!

>
>~~~~~~~~~THE END~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>So what did you all think?

Ai: Must… kill… MR. SINISTER.
Brandon: Well, according to the Anime Laws of Physics, if you have sex, you’ll DIE SOON.
S3: Nope. Fat chance.

>
>I think thats my best one yet

All: NO! It’s NOT!

>but I have some crazy ideas for the future stories and some people
>make a huge come back!!
>
>E-mail me and tell me what you thought of the story
>CMDR_DUFF@YAHOO.COM
>dont forget vote for me!

All: WHY?
Duo: Eh? [Gets up.] Wha? It’s over?
Ryoga: Damn bastard. [Hits Duo.]
S3: Quit bickering. Let’s go.

All: [Exit the theater.]

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Ai sighed as she exited the theater, “That was…”

“Highly disturbed?” Duo filled in.

“Highly perverted?” continued Brandon, and was about to add more, when Ai shook her head.

“Both are about right…” she sighed with disgust.

Duo looked about in confusion, “Where’s Ryoga?”

“WHERE AM I NOW?!?!?!?” was the echo-filled reply.

S3 welcomed them back. “Hi. You’re getting a break tomorrow.”

Chau’s, who was laying on the couch, ears perked up. She shot up, asking, “Eh? A break? For what reason?”

S3 groaned as he slouched back in his seat, “School. Summer break is now officially over. Those of us who HAVEN’T graduated yet HAVE to go.”

There was a pause. S3 continued, “Brandon and Ai are excused – they graduated a few years ago. Ryoga NEVER went to school in the first place, so he’s ok. Chau is 16, so she HAS to come along, and…” S3 grinned, “Duo never graduated. Nor his equivalent. Shinji too.”

“Damn.” Duo swore.

“Speaking of which,” Chau picked up, “Where is the little Casanova?”

“He should be home later…”

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Back on the deserted island… that isn’t THAT deserted…

Shinji and Asuka sat opposite each other at a table on the beach. They were eating freshly steamed lobster and pancakes – the latter being a new experience for him.

“Mmm…” Asuka moaned, “this is GREAT! I didn’t know you could make lobster,” she paused to smirk, “Baka- Shinji.”

Shinji’s hand quivered slightly as he reached into his pants pocket and he stuttered, “A-asuka…” Shinji took out a small gold ring, “Will you m-marry me?”

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