S3's Random Ramble: Well, this is the second part of the Gene Mesaki saga. I’ve tried to come up with a warning system for the lemon segments. Be on the lookout for it. If you find it, scroll on till the lemon warning says you can read again.
Also, I’d like to plug a fic I ‘helped’ create… sort of. Actually, I named the ship the MSTers are on. It’s called ‘Mystery Nutbunny Theater 3000,’ by evilrabbit. PLEASE! It is one of MY personal favorites. Oh, yeah, one last thing: evilrabbit, this one’s for you.

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Far off from any internet connection, on an abandoned island… it wasn’t all that abandoned. (Kind of anticlimactic, aint it?) There were two living beings on the island. One Shinji Ikari and one Asuka Soryu Langley. The couple simply lay on the shore for a little while, basking in the glow of the sunset. Asuka, dressed in a small yellow bikini sighed contently. She was alone. With HER Shinji. Shinji, dressed in a simple swimsuit, however couldn’t help but grin: Asuka was HIS!

“I can’t believe it…” Shinji thought to himself, grinning slightly. S3 MUST have been feeling QUITE generous… A 3-week vacation with ASUKA! “Note to self: be EXTRA nice about MSTing, and to S3.”

Shinji and Asuka rolled to face each other in the fashion that only soul mates and lovers do. Asuka looked at Shinji with a smirk. He returned this with a big grin.

“Shinji…” mused Asuka, “I feel… naughty…”

Shinji blushed, after these 3 weeks, he still wasn’t used to her doing this. “A-asuka… what if someone comes and sees us?” Quite frankly, already knew the answer anyway.

“Well…” Asuka’s smirk grew to a wide grin, “We’ll just have to give them a show they’ll never forget.”

S3's Random Ramble: If you can guess WHAT EVA romance fic that was from, you get a prize! Bonus: It’s a LONG one, and is by Rakna AND it’s on FF.N… If you don’t get it now…

She tossed her red hair slightly, sighing, “What about you, Shinji-kun?”

“Asuka-chan…” Shinji sighed as they locked into a long kiss.

Before either could go much further, both vanished in a bright blur of light.

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“Well… well…” the voice of S3 floated into the ears of the two lovers, “3 weeks wasn’t enough?”

Duo groaned, “God… give them more time… 10 minutes, at the least…”

Both Shinji and Asuka shrieked as they realized where they were. They flew apart, Asuka’s fist striking Shinji.

“HENTAI!”

Ai groaned, “Can we PLEASE put that plan we had to rescue Brandon into action now?”

“In a minute.” S3 explained, standing up and moving over to his computer. He had a slight limp – due to a small car accident a few days ago. Long story. “The guys I contracted for this are coming soon.”

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S3's Random Ramble: Actually, I was hit by a car... In my high-school parking lot... Stupid moron didn't see me, and I did more damage to his car than he did to me... Hey, I wrecked his headlight, and got a $20 to replace my bag lunch!

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“WHO?”

“The crew from Cowboy Bebop.” S3 grinned.

“Good god…” Ryoga groaned, exiting the kitchen, “you hired THEM? What about some Super Saiyans?”

“They’re off either fighting Majin Buu, or dead…”

“Some Gundams?” Duo asked.

“Off on some quest for Vulcanus…” S3 sighed.

“So…” Ai moaned, rubbing her temples, “The best you could come up with was a Mickey Mouse operation?”

“Yep.”

At that moment, the phone rang. S3 scrambled over, and answered it.

“Yes?” he said, “ Ah, hi Faye! Yes? A bacteria?!?! What the heck are you TALKING about? Put Spike on…” there was a pause, then he continued, “Spike! What’s going on? A computer virus blew out your ship’s monosystem? Crap… I guess you can’t make it then… YES, you can keep the W1 million.”

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S3's Random Ramble: That’s the Cowboy Bebop monetary unit.

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After S3 hung the phone up, Duo asked, “Who was that?”

“That was the crew from Cowboy Bebop. Apparently, Some hacker killed their main computer. The best computer expert in the world is currently working on it, but it’s gonna be a few weeks…” S3 sighed, “I guess Solid Snake retired, so he’s outta the question…”

At that moment, S3’s computer began beeping. He looked up, a grin on his face, “Well… well… Fanfic sign. Looks like my computer found part two of Gene Mesaki.”

Ai took a step back, “I am NOT joining in on this one. Ryoga’s here, I’m out.”

Reluctantly, Ryoga, Duo, Shinji, and Chau jaunted down the hall into the theater.

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>I don't own shit except Gene. And this is a lemon.

Chau: Well, THIS is better. He’ll have an adequate disclaimer by about part 99.
Duo: Personally, I bet part 13.

>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Gene Mesaki II
> " A secret crush"

Ryoga: Ok… fill me in here. WHO is this Gene Mesaki character? What IS going on here?
Chau: Well, Gene is an S-I. Nothing more. Apparently, he is also Tenchi’s brother.
Duo: And, of course, Gene is a powerhouse.
Shinji: You mean straw house.
Chau: Anyway, before I was RUDELY interrupted… [Glares at Duo and Shinji.] Gene is also a boxer, and the world champ. Gene then went to visit Tenchi, and will eventually screw every character in the story.
Ryoga: Who was first?
Duo: Keyone was the first victim.

>After last night with Kyone Gene was out, he had little energy left.
>He slept all the way through to lunch time, it was around 12 P.M..
>Sesami finished cooking lunch so first she went to the living room and told Aeka, Ryoko,
>Mihoshi and Kyone that it is lunch time.

Ryoga: ARGH! WRONG TENSE!

>Then she told Ryo-ohki to run over to Tenchi to bring him back for lunch. Then she went into
>Washus lab and told the scientist that it was lunch time.
>"Ohh wait a second I nearly forgot about Gene" Sesami said quietly to herself.

Duo: Forget the pervert. You don’t need him to have a good story.
Chau: If only…

>She ran up the stairs, and at Genes door she slowed down. She slowly opened the door and saw
>Gene sleeping in his boxers.

Ryoga: ARGH! Close up the fly!!!!!!

>She tip-toed over to his bed and she whispered "Ehh Gene, wake up. Gene" she said gently into
>his ear.
>Gene was asleep but as soon as he heard Sesamis voice he smiled.
>Then he said "Hmmmm".

Ryoga: [As Gene.] I wonder if I can get people to hate me even more if I screw Sasami…

>He was asleep but he grabbed her and laid her down on his right side. He tightly hugger her.
>"Isn't this much nicer, don't ever leave"

All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

>Sesami didn't know what to do, but she kind of liked it.

Shinji: Now, THAT’S wrong!

>But she knew it wasn't right.
>Then Gene wrapped his legs around her and then she felt something press against her leg. Gene
>lips where inches from her lips. "Ehh

All: [Taking out weapons of mass destruction.] STEP AWAY FROM THE SASAMI, YOU PEDOPHILE!
S3: Relax. Gene doesn’t get to her… yet.

>Gene please wake up" She said a last time.
>"Ehh wha...." Gene slowly opened his right eye then his left.
>He saw Sesami right next to him, and he felt as he had tightly hugger her.

Shinji: As he… WHAT?

>"Ohh how long have you been here" Gene said in a warm and teasing voice. But he was just
>kidding around.
>"Morning sleepy!" Sesami said with that amazingly cute smile of hers. "I came to wake you up
>but then you grabbed me"

Duo: Oh, god… they’re like a married couple!

>"Hehehe woops sorry there. Hey I could get used to waking up to a pretty girl like you" he said
>as he let go of her.

Ryoga: No! He IS a pedophile!
Duo: Could be worse…
Ryoga: [Turns to Duo.] HOW?!?
Duo: Gene could also be into necrophilia…
Chau and Shinji: SCREWING THE DEAD?!?!?! HENTAI!

>Then felt that his dick was firmly pressed against her leg. He looked down and jumped out of
>the bed. "I'll be down later" He said as he dashed into the washroom to clean up.
>Sesami got up

Chau: Wasn’t she ALREADY up?

>and then she though * I could get used to waking up next to you? Hmm how cute*

All: ARGH!

>Then she went downstairs and she walked by Kyone. " I just woke up
>Gene, hes in the just getting ready."

Shinji: Charlton Heston’s in the ‘Just getting ready?’ is that anything like the Onsen?
Ryoga: He’s in this? Charlton Heston?
Chau: We can only hope…
Duo: At least then Tenchi could off his S-I of a ‘brother…’

>"Ok thank you Sesami" Kyone said. She walked upstair into
>Genes room. She sat on his bed and decided to wait for him.
>
>Gene cleaned up. While he was brushing his teeth he thought.
>*Hey where was Kyone? How am I supposed to tell her that I'm not interested in her?*

Duo: …and yet he screwed her.
Chau: [Scoffs.] Typical male…

>Gene walked into his room and saw Kyone sitting on his bed. "That thing last nigh......" He said
>while he was cut off.

All guys: [Cross their legs.] OW!

>"That was a one night thing" Kyone said.
>"Yeah thats it, I'm soo happy that you thought the same thing..
>Let's never speak about it again. O.K??" He said hoping she would agree.

Duo: I know Keyone, and she would NEVER agree to this – nor would almost any woman on Earth.
Chau: [Glomps Duo.] Ai shiteru, Duo Maxwell! [Translation: I love you, Duo Maxwell!]
Duo: [Blushes. Aside to Shinji.] Please, tell me when I became a character in Ranma ½…
Ryoga: Actually, Duo, you’d need about another 4 or 5 women chasing after you for that to work…

>She got up. Then she walked towards. He hugged her and then she stood on her toes and gave
>Gene a kiss on his cheek.
>"Ok I'll see you around." She walked out the door and down the stairs to the table where the
>food had been set up.

Shinji: OF COURSE she’s gonna see him again! They live in the same home!
Chau: …but…
Ryoga: Only in this fic.

>"Hey I should have brought some clothes, Hehe stupid me" Gene said to himself.

Duo: Yep. Stupid you.

>He put on a pair of black shorts that were down under his knees.

Ryoga: Um… [Thinks about the last sentence.] …forget it.

>Then he put on a white under shirt. "Hmm I wonder if there is a mall around here somewhere"

Shinji: Sure… like there’s gonna be a mall within the 50-odd miles of the Masaki shrine…
Duo: [to Ryoga.] Is it me, or has Asuka rubbed off on good ol’ Shinji?
Ryoga: I see your point. He HAS gotten a lot more sarcastic and less cowardly then when he was first here. Maybe… the vacation with Asuka helped?
Duo: If he begins to swear in German, I’ll be right…
Ryoga: Bet you 20 you’re wrong.
Duo: You’re on!

>He walked downstairs, and at the same time Tenchi just got home from the carrot patch.

Chau: It’s a good thing that Sasami was almost raped by Gene…
Everyone else: 0_0’ …what?
Chau: Um… either that, or ‘At the Carrot Patch’ happened again…
Everyone else: OK! We’ll go with #1!

>Gene greeted everyone and sat down on his new spot next to Sesami.
>Everyone digged into their food. The food was great, it was like a Juraian version of Mongolian
>beef.

Shinji: Wow! NEVER would I guess that Jurai, a place JUST LIKE EARTH, would have Mongolian barbeque!

>Then there was a wide choice of different kind of foods. Gene looked at the food and he put on a
>confused look.
>Sesami noticed it. She frowned and said "You don't like my cooking do you" then she looked
>down.

All: He’s… NOT HUMAN!
S3: That’s right! He’s an S-I!

>"No no no, I love it, its all so amazing. But I don't know which one to eat first" Gene said. "You
>are the best and cutest cook I have ever met or seen in my life"

Ryoga: D’oh!
Duo: Man… [Turns up to the sky.] WHY?

>"Thank you!" Sesami said in relief, she looked up at him as he digged into the beef.
>"Geez enough with the cute stuff" Ryoko quietly said, thinking that no one will hear it.
>"Hmmm..." Gene stopped, then he stared at Ryoko "Hahahaha well Tenchi has a weak spot for
>cute talk. He loves it when girls call him cute" he said it with a funny grin on his face.

Chau: He does?
Duo: Every time a gal calls him cute, or anything similar, he freaks out and runs off!
Shinji: I got taken away from my Asuka for this?

>Ryoko looked straight at Tenchi, she hugged him and started to say all these cute things. Funny
>enough Aeka didn't get jelous because she knew Genes trick.

Ryoga: ‘Jelous?’ Is that anything like Jell-O?
Duo: Ayeka didn’t turn to Jell-O? I should hope so!

>"Ahhh, now why would you say that Gene. Look Ryoko hes just joking around. Look at him hes
>laughing at you" Tenchi said, desperately trying to free himself.

Shinji: You know, for having lots of guns, Charlton Heston isn’t that bright…
Chau: Yeah, most living beings have the common sense NOT to laugh at Ryoko…

>
>"Grrrr, no one messes with me" Ryoko angrily said. She let go of
>Tenchi. Then she lifted her right arm, and made a ball of energy.

Duo: My bad-fic sense is tingling! Something senseless will happen, leaving Gene unharmed, and people will laugh.

>
>Then she trew the ball of energy straight at him.

Chau: [Raises an eyebrow.] Right… and what, exactly, is ‘trew?’
Duo: A combination of threw and drew?

>Then out of nowhere Gene picked up a big peace of meat with his chop sticks,
>he held up the meat right in front of the ball coming straight at him.

Ryoga: I’ve fought Ranma SEVERAL times and NEVER, EVER has that worked!
S3: Guess what? He’s an S-I! It doesn’t matter!

>
>The ball hit the meat and weirdly enough it cooked the meat even
>more. "Hey Sesami I like my meat well done but this is a joke"
>Gene said.

All: ARGH!
Shinji: ScheiB! [Translation: Shit!] [Begins cursing on in German.]
Duo: Pay up, Ryoga.
Ryoga: [Mutters several things, but DOES hand Duo his $20…]

>
>Everyone started to laugh and Ryoko got madder and madder.
>
>She was going to make another ball but the Tenchi said "STOP
>THAT RYOKO".

Duo: Whoa! Since when did Tenchi grow balls?

>She instantly stopped then she started to eat again. She mumbled a few words to her self but no
>one cared.

Shinji: Right… ignore the homicidal space pirate who could easily KILL YOU ALL!

>
>"Hey Tenchi I was wondering is there a shopping mall around
>here somewhere in this town." Gene said
>
>"Yeah there is. Hmm I have to go to see Dad later at work
>because I have some project that he could help me on.

Ryoga: Escaping from this fic?

>
>It right next to his work.

Chau: [As Shampoo.] Hey! How I get here?

>I can take you there and you can stay there for a couple of hours" Tenchi said in a happy voice.
>
>"Dad works on Sundays?" Gene said looking a bit confused.

Duo: His dad works?

>
>"Only this one.. Some special project that had to be done by tomorrow" Tenchi replied.
>
>"Ok sure, I have to buy some clothes" Gene said as he started to dig into his food again. Then he
>felt a few little tugs on his shirt.
>He looked to see what it was and it was Sesami with a question.
>
>"Whats a mall Gene?" Sesami asked.

Shinji: I am willing to believe the bit about Gene being Tenchi’s brother… if BARELY… but ‘Sesami’ to not know what a mall is?
Chau: Yeah… Even if they ARE from an alien species, they HAVE to have a mall SOMEWHERE!

>
>"You haven't ever been to one before? Well its a big building with lots of little shops in them.
>
>Hey why don't you come with me? You can help me pick out what to wear." Gene said with a
>warm and inviting smile on his face

Ryoga: [Sighs.] The look of a pedophile.

>
>'That be great!" Sesami said
>
>"Great can we come too?" Mihoshi said. In her usual cheery voice

Shinji: Come along! Keep the pedophile from Sasami!

>
>"NO Mihoshi we have to go on patrol today" Kyone quickly said
>
>"Ohhh" Mihoshi said with a little frown on her face.
>
>"Ok that will be great then. Gene you, me and Sesami can go
>into town and then you two can go to the mall while I see dad for
>a couple of hours." Tenchi said getting excited.

Chau: [Blinks several times.] Does Tenchi never see his dad or something?

>
>"What about me Tenchi?" Ryoko said, almost begging.

Duo: [As Tenchi.] You two can have freaky, lesbian sex!
Chau: [Hits Duo.] Stop.

>
>"Sorry but today you and Aeka have chores to do." Tenchi replied
>
>Both Aeka and Ryoko got kind of mad. Then Gene was almost
>expecting Washu to say something. He looked at her. * I guess I
>should ask her too* he though. "What about you Little Washu?"

Shinji: [As Washu.] Me? I’d rather castrate the pervert.
Duo: [Nods in appreciation.] Good impression. Where did you learn it?
Shinji: Guess who Dr. Ritsuko Akagi used to bunk with in her college years…

>
>"No thanks I have too many experiments" Washu replied. *Hmm
>I've noticed that Gene and Sesami like each other a bit, maybe I'll
>send a camera after them and watch them in secret*

Ryoga: I didn’t know that Washu was into blackmail!

>
>The meal ended in a hurry. Tenchi went upstairs into his room getting his stuff together. Washu
>rushed into her lab, fixing some insect cameras.

Duo: Ah, our resident private eye and scientist.
Chau: Don’t you mean ‘peeping tom?’
Duo: What about ‘peeping Jane?’

>
>Aeka and Ryoko went up to the Shrine. Aeka brought some
>food to Yosho, since he didn't come for lunch. Kyone and Mihoshi
>went up into space.

Shinji: [As Keyone, as William Shattener.] Space… the final frontier… These are the voyages… of the… Starship Ent- er… Yagami.

>
>Nobuyuki was already at work. Ryo-ohki was with Ryoko. For some reason
>Ryo-ohki was very tired.

S3: Any, and I mean ANY person pokes fun at this, referencing to ‘At the carrot patch’ gets killed. No warnings.

>Gene helped Sesami clean and dry the plates.
>He went upstairs and put on some other clothes. Then Sesami thought
>it was going to be a very special time, so she put on her clothes from the time of the carnival.

Duo: [Snickers.] Sure… ‘special.’
Chau: [Hits Duo.] Duo, DON’T make me hit you again…
Duo: [Rubs the back of his head.] Sorry Chau.

>
>"Very nice Sesami" Gene said as he put on his shoes downstairs.
>
>"Thank you" She said happily, then she put on her shoes.
>
>At the shrine, Yosho greeted the girls.

Duo: [As Yosho.] WASSAP!
All but Duo: [Hit Duo.] NO.

>"Ahhh you've come to help me. Thank you very much. "Yosho said
>
>"Here is some food for you" Aeka said as she gave him the food.

S3: This redundant sentence was brought to you by the Redundancy department of redundant sentences.

>
>"Thank you very much." Yosho replied. He took the food and sat on
>stairs. He finished his meal and he noticed that there was something
>under his plate.

All: It’s a bomb! [All hide. Pause.]
Shinji: Nothing?
Chau: Too bad…

>
>It was a letter with 'Yosho" written on it.

All: NO DUH!

>
>Yosho was kind of confused.

Duo: How could he be confused as to how the letter was for him – WHEN HIS NAME WAS ON THE LETTER?!?!
Chau: [Hands Duo a bottle.] Here, hon, have some Valium.
Duo: [Shoves it away.] I’ll have a beer.

>He opened the letter and it said.
>
>'Dear Grandfather
> I know we have had our differences in the past but
>lets put that behind us. It would warm Tenchis heart to
>see us together as a whole family.
> - Gene'

Shinji: It would?
Duo: [Sips from the beer, slightly tipsy.] Family, schamily… Friends are better…

>
>"Hmm maybe I should give him a break" Yosho said to himself.

Ryoga: …That is, HIS ARMS! [Laughs demonically.]

>
>Back that the bus stop.

All: [Raise eyebrows.]

>Tenchi, Gene and Sesami got on a taxi instead of a bus.

S3: Ok, that’s IT. I’ve tolerated the VASTLY inaccurate things in this crap, but THIS is the LAST STRAW. SINCE WHEN does a TAXI come way the HECK out THERE? I mean this is MILES from civilization!

>
>They went all the way to Nobuyukis work place. They got off.

Chau: Wow! Fastest sex scene yet!
Duo: Naah… There washnt a ‘Gene’s point of fucking view thingy there… [Hic!]

>
>"Ok the mall is right there." Tenchi pointed to a big structure
>with lots of people around it. "I have to go in this building and
>see dad."
>
>"Bye bye Tenchi" Sesami said as she waved to Tenchi.
>
>"Ok we'll see you later man, at around 8 when the malls
>close"

Shinji: Man, what is this freak on? It’s JAPAN. The malls DON’T CLOSE. EVER.

>Gene said. He looked at his watch and it was 1:30.
>"Ready Sesami?"
>
>"Yeah!" Sesami said very excited.

All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NO HENTAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S3: Again, no ‘Gene’s P.O.V. thingy…’

>
>They walked towards the mall. The outside was packed with
>people coming in and out. They got in and Sesamis eyes
>opened wide. "Wow" She had never seen anything like this

All: [Break out in laughs.]
Chau: …right… [Giggles.] …like she hasn’t seen that at home…

>except the carnival, but the mall was better.
>
>There where 3 floors the bottom had normal shops and a

Ryoga: Torture chamber!
Shinji: Anybody catch that last sentence?

>food court, the second floor was full of clothing, electronic
>and other shops. The third floor was a movie theater. And
>in the center of the mall was this giant water fountain. There
>where lights under the fountain to give it special effects and
>many different colors. Around the fountain there where lots
>of kids splashing each other and playing around.

S3: [As Security guard.] HEY! Dang kids, always getting in the friggin’ fountain…
Chau: Awfully big mall for an area deep in the woods of Japan…

>
>"So how do you like it? And where do you want to go first
>Sesami?" Gene asked her.

Duo: Famoush last words… for hish wallet, I mean. [Hic!]

>
>"Wow it's great Gene, one of the greatest things I've ever
>seen. We'll go anywhere you want to Gene." Sesami
>said in amazement.
>
>"Hmm how about a movie? But first" Gene said. He leaned
>over and he held Sesamis hand.

All: [Holding various weapons of mass destruction.] STEP AWAY FROM THE SASAMI!

>
>They walked over to the fountain. "Some people say that if
>you throw money into the fountain you can get a wish."

Shinji: Of course, MOST people think it’s a load of shit.

>
>He put his other hand into his pocked and pulled out some
>change.

Duo: [Raises an eyebrow.] Cheapest… [Hic!] …whore yet…
Chau: [Hits Duo.]
Duo: Ow.

>He gave some to Sesami and said. "Here you go, throw
>it in there and make a wish."

Ryoga: [As Sasami.] I wish… for a way out of this lemon… [Pause.] Damn.
S3: NEVER swear as Sasami. Shin Tenchi Muyo!’s Sasami was bad enough…

>
>Sesami took the money. She closed her eyes and then she threw
>the money into the fountain.
>
>Gene did the same thing.

Duo: [As Gene.] I… wish for Sasami to-
Chau: [Grips Duo’s throat.] You know, it’s a good thing there are Dragonballs in this world, otherwise I might not have the will to kill you honey…
Duo: …eep…

>"Now lets go to the theatres. And watch a movie." He said with a little excitement in his voice.

Ryoga: And, due to his… irresistible personality, they make out like ferrets in the theater.

>
>They took the elevator with the glass wall to the third floor. They
>stopped in front of the cinema and read some of the movies.

Chau: [Reads some of the titles.] Akira…
Duo: [Same.] Samurai X… [Hic!]
Shinji: [Ditto.] Evangelion: Death and Rebirth…
Ryoga: [Guess what?] Ranma ½: Ryoga’s revenge…
S3: [Duh…] Kiki’s Delivery Service…
Chau: [Do I need to repeat myself?] X: The movie…
S3: […] G Savior: The movie…
Shinji: […] Princess Mononoke…
Duo: [Why are you still reading this?] Resident Evil…
Duo, Shinji, and S3: [This is the last one (I hope…)…] Tentacle Mad Love Sex 39…
All: 0.0 Tentacle Mad Love Sex 39?!?!?!
S3: …and guess what one they’re gonna see.

>
>Which one would you like to see Sesami?" Gene asked

All: NO HENTAI!

>
>I don't mind Gene" Sesami said as she smiled as Gene.
>
>All right, how about this one called , Vampires." Gene said with
>grin.

Chau: He’s gonna try to take advantage of a 9-YEAR-OLD IN A MOVIE THEATER?

>He knew that its a scary movie. "2 Two for Vampires
>please." He said to the ticket seller.
>
>"Ehh isn't she a bit too young for this movie? It is very scary"
>He young worker said.

Duo: [As Gene.] It’s ok… She’s my girl- [Hic!] –friend.

>
>"She told me to see this man, she seen it before. I haven't"
>Gene replied.

Shinji: [As Gene.] Despite that it has gal x gal action, vampires exploding, and blood galore, she said it was ok!

>
>"Ehh ok then" the guy said.
>
>He gave them the tickets. "Ehh Gene did he say scary movie?"
>Sesami said looking kind of worried.

S3: [As Gene.] Naah… he said it was a hairy movie.

>
>"Hey don't worry its all fake and it wont scare the Princess
>of Jurai. You've properly seen scarier monsters in really life"
>He assured her that she wont be afraid.

All: [Snicker.] Yeah, right…

>
>"Okay then" She said

Duo: Verry gullible, ain’t she? [Hic!]

>
>They walked into the lobby and towards the cashier.
>"Hmm give me some, Sour Sweeties. And...... what drink
>would you like Sesami?" He asked her.
>
>"Juice please." She said.
>
>"Ok and two juices" He told the cashier. They got the snacks
>and went into theaters.

Ryoga: I just LOVE this list format!
Shinji: So do I! I can’t get enough of it!
S3: Settle, settle.

>No one was in there. It was only Gene
>and Sesami.

Duo: I know I’m gonna hate myself in the morning, but… [Begins humming porno music.]
All: [Hit Duo.]

>"Wow it looks like this movie is too scary for
>people" He said in a jokeish way.

Shinji: Great… SCARE her, why don’t you?

>
>"What?" Sesami said with a really worried look.
>
>"Hahahaha I'm just joking." Gene said.

Ryoga: Our hero: A man who likes to scare little girls.

>
>He smiled and Sesami was happy again, she loved to see him
>smile and he loved her smile. They sat down in the back middle.
>The movie started.
>

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>It was in a scary town,

Duo: Whoa! Are we in another fic already?
S3: [Scoffs.] It’s the movie, you baka.

>and this young female

All: Sasami?
S3: No, and remember: [As the fic.] It’s SESAMI!

>was walking alone in this town. It was very dark and scary. Then out of
>nowhere someone grabbed her and bit her in the neck.

Shinji: [Grins.] I see that Buffy the Vampire Slayer doesn’t translate well into Japanese.

>
>Sesami got really worried and she let out a little scream. Gene
>looked at her, and he didn't want her to be scared so he sunk
>lower on his seat.

Ryoga: And HOW does this help?
Chau: [Grins.] Obviously, you’ve never been in a movie theater with Duo before…

>Then he grabbed her arm, and put his head on
>her shoulder.

S3: You know, one would think that the freak would know better then to molest a minor in public…
Duo: What ARE you talking about? Paul Rubins, a.k.a. Pee-wee Herman, was arrested for “whippin’ out his wangdoodle” in a porno theater!

>Then he said "I'm scared Sesami, please hold me"
>He acted it very well,

All: ACTED?!?!

>it actually sounded like he was scared. He even shivered sometimes.

Shinji: Put simply, Gene is a wet wuss.
All: [Burst out into laughter.]

>
>Sesami looked over to him. She wasn't scared anymore. She
>saw how scared he was, and she forgot about herself. "Don't be
>scared. Here I'll hold you." She put her arm around Genes
>shoulder and she held him tight. Then she put her head on his head.

Ryoga: It had BETTER be the head on his shoulders…

>
>"Tha - tha - thank you Sesami" Gene said. *Very nice, shes not
>scared anymore. Normally it works the other way, but whatever.
>I just don't want her to be scared.* He thought to himself.

S3: I took psychology. Right now, he’s rationalizing the fact that he’s a wuss by pretending to comfort ‘Sesami.’

>
>"Very good Gene." Washu said very proudly as she watched them
>on a big screen t.v in her lab.

All: Where’s the popcorn?

>She sent some insect cameras after them to spy on them. "So he does like
>her, and she likes him back."

Shinji: [Gulps.] Get me a barf bag…
Ryoga: [Hands him one.] You know, after almost killing Toji, killing Koaru, and seeing the thousands of Rei clones… Not to mention killing the Angels and the S2 EVAs…
S3: Please note: I am NOT an EVA model. S3 stands for ‘Shinigami 3’ or ‘Saotome, Shinji, Shinigami.’
All: ?
S3: The 3 anime characters I’m most like.

>
>Gene and Sesami watched the movie , they ate their snacks and drank
>their juice. Every time, the Vampire killed a girl, Gene let out a
>little
>"AHHHH, OH NO" He said it just to act very scared.

All: [Snicker uncontrollably.]

>
>Every time he screamed, Sesami held him tighter. She wasn't even
>scared at all. The movie ended at 4. They walked out. " Thank you
>Sesami. " Gene said

Duo: [As Gene, with anime-tears.] Thank you for saving me from the big BAD POORLY-ACTED VILLAINS!

>
>"Its ok. I thought that you weren't afraid of anything?" Sesami said.
>
>"Well, I am a few times."Gene smiled at her. "Now lets go shopping!"
>
>They got in the glass elevator.

Shinji: Shove him out!

>Sesami loved watching the fountain as it changed from yellow to

Chau: Actually, it stayed yellow. The kids had to go SOMEWHERE.

>green then blue, and purple. It kept on changing colors. They went down to the second floor and
>Gene saw a swimming store.

Duo: 0.0
Shinji: O.O
Chau: No…
Ryoga: I have NO desire to see her in a swimsuit…

>
>"Hey Sesami, we have like a pool in the house right?" Gene asked her.

S3: Um… Maybe in the new Tenchi series not made yet, but NOT in Muyo!, TV, or Shin.

>
>"No Gene it's a hot spring" Sesami replied.
>
>"Oh ok well I don't have any swimming trunks there. Let's go get
>some" Gene said.

Duo: Um… You don’t need swimsuits for hot springs…
Chau: [Glomps Duo.] Damn straight!

>
>Sesami knew that it was only for girls, but a part of her didn't want
>to tell Gene.
>
>She didn't know why but she wanted to see him in trunks.
>She had never seen a man nearly naked before.

All: TENCHI!!!!
S3: In Muyo!, she got to see Tenchi and scold him about a nosebleed!
Ryoga: In TV, she got to see him in “Adventures in Time and Space part one!”
Duo: Um… I never saw Shin.
S3: Same here. And I don’t plan to.

>
>They walked in and Gene walked towards the men section.
>
>"There are soo many choices. What should I try on?" Gene said, not
>knowing which one to choose. He saw 2 different ones he liked. One was
>blue and it had two yellow stripes on each side. The other one was white
>with red flowers all around it.

Chau: And, thus, our ‘hero’s’ sexuality is proven. Again.

>
>"Well Sesami I like these 2 but which one do you prefer?"
>
>Sesami looked at the 2 trunks. She felt them and she said "Well try
>them on and we'll see which one looks better on you. But I really like
>the flower one"

Ryoga: Just so long as she doesn’t wear it.

>
>"O.k there are the changing rooms right there" Gene said as he walked
>towards the room.

All: NO! STAY OUT! WE DON’T WANNA SEE ‘LITTLE GENE!’

>
>"I'll sit right here" Sesami replied as she sat down on the waiting
>seat.
>
>The store was filled with lots of people. It was the summer time and
>all the woman were trying to get the latest fashions. Gene quickly put
>on the flower pair of trunks.

S3: No matter how many times I’ve read this, I keep on thinking of Gene Starwind in a bikini.
Chau: Reminds me of that episode where he cross-dresses.
Ryoga: I remember that. ‘Genny’ Starwind.

>Then he came out. He walked over to Sesami and turned around.
>This woman in the store was in total shock she dropped the bikini in her hand as soon as she
>saw Gene.

Shinji: That… doesn’t surprise me at all.

>
>"Well Sesami? You like this one?" Gene said.
>
>"Wow Gene that looks great" Sesami replied in a cheery voice. "I have
ehh..." She said while she looked at Genes body.
>
>Since Gene's a boxer and he's 6'2 he was pretty huge. His arms are the size of tree trunks.

Duo: Yeah, sapling tree trunks.

>Huge chest, she had never seen any one in that
>kind of shape before.
>
>She was totally shocked. 8 pack of abs and not a single pound of fat.

Chau: And, since the brain is made of, like, 98% fat, he has no brain!

>
>"Something wrong Sesami?" Gene said, he started to look worried.

Duo: [As Sesami.] Well, you’re naked, for one…

>
>"Wow are you some kind of bodybuilder? I swear I've seen you
>somewhere before" This woman replied, she couldn't take her eyes of
>Gene.

Ryoga: Um… who is this person?

>
>"What? Eh I'm a boxer?" Gene replied in a confused look.
>
>"No way your Gene Mesaki aren't you? please let me have a picture
>with you" This guy said.

Shinji: WHOA! …the hell?
Chau: That’s the FASTEST sex change yet!

>
>"Yeah but let me get me clothes, then later I'll take a pic with you...
>Now Sesami are you ok?" Gene said as he kneeled down before her.
>He put both his hands on either both sides of the chair.
>
>"There isn't anything wrong" Sesami said as she smiled at Gene.

All: YES THERE IS!!!

>
>"Ok thats good, I can't believe I got worried over nothing." Gene
>replied. But for some reason he couldn't move or maybe he didn't
>want to move. He gazed into Sesamis eyes. He couldn't look away.

S3: Oh…
Chau: …my…
Duo: …god…
Shinji: [Looking about desperately.] WHERE THE HELL IS MY EVA? I feel the sudden urge to kill someone. ESPECIALLY Gene.

>
>She couldn't look away hes self.

Ryoga: Well, Heston’s back.
Shinji: No guns, though…

>Gene kept on wishing that he could kiss her, but he didn't cause she was way too young.

All: DAMN STRAIGHT THERE’S SOMETHING WRONG HERE!

>
>It felt like they looked at each other for a million years. They looked
>deeper and deeper into each others souls.
>
>"Excuse me" The lady said who is working there. "Those trunks look
>great on you, you certainly have the body for it."

Shinji: Moron.
Ryoga: Too… cute! GAAAHH! Need… cold… water…
Duo: Here. [Pours a glass of cold water over Ryoga’s head.]
Ryoga: [Turns into P-chan.]
P-chan: Skwee! [Translation: This doesn’t help!]

>
>Gene suddenly snapped out of it "Yeah I'll take these. Let me just go
>and take them off first." Gene got up and started to walk back to the
>changing room.
>
>"Aww what a cute little girl" The woman said as she looked at Sesami.
>"You have such a cute daughter" She said to Gene.

All: O.O Daughter?
S3: Obviously, the woman is on crack.
Duo: Yep.

>
>Sesami smiled and blushed. Gene stopped and he was stunned then he
> said "DAUGHTER? what are you talking about."
>
>"Ohh I'm sorry then you have such a lovely sister. I see that you both
>come from a very pretty family." The woman said.
>
>Sesami started to giggle now.

Chau: [As Sesami.] Confusing people is fun!

>
>"Hahaha I don't know what your talking about. Thats my future wife!"

All: [Spit take.]
Duo: We were drinking something…?

>Gene said as he joked around.
>
>"You sicko" The woman said as the walked back towards the cashier

P-chan: Skwee! [Translation: All right! The woman speaks for me!]
Duo: Me too!

>
>Sesami was totaly stunned. She froze and thought *Whhhatt? future
>wife?*

Chau: So… the eldest man gets the youngest woman?
Duo: Wouldn’t it be easier if Tenchi got Sasami, and Gene got Ayeka?
S3: That’s a fate I wish upon NO MAN. Not even Shinji the 10 O’clock Assassin.

>
>Gene looked at Sesami and he started to laugh even louder. Sesami
>was totally confused. "Hey I was joking Sesami. I just met you last
>night. BWAHAHAHAHA!" He said to her. Then he turned around
>and walked back to the change room.

Shinji: Oh… [Fake laughter.] I get it! It’s a poorly-made joke! Gene’s NOT gonna screw Sesami!
S3: Wanna bet?
Shinji: [Shuts up.] O.O No. You MUST be joking.
S3: Nope.

>
>"Oh ok Gene I get it." Sesami said as she laughed back, and she
>waited.

P-chan: [Finds a glass of warm water. Turns back into Ryoga.]
Ryoga: I don’t…

>
>Gene put on his clothes and walked towards the woman at the
>cashier, "Hey your not good at taking jokes are you?" He said
>to her.
>
>"Oh I'm sorry, I see your a very funny man" She said .

Chau: [As Cashier.] I apologize for not understanding that you were a funny man. [Takes a Kitana out.] I must commit Seppuku now. [Is about to thrust the sword into her stomach, but is stopped by Duo.]
Duo: Um… what are you doing?
Chau: I… [Blushes.] I’m sorry. The fic got to me… [Blushes even more. A tear rolls down her cheek.]
Duo: Relax… [Kisses Chau gently.] It’ll be fine.
S3, Ryoga, and Shinji: GET A ROOM!

>
>Gene paid her the money. Sesami and Gene said goodbye to
>the woman. They walked around all around the mall. They went
>to nearly all the stores. Every time Gene bought something, He also
>bought something for Sesami. She didn't want to get anything
>but Gene kept on insisting.

Ryoga: [As Gene.] Come on! This black lace bra is YOU!
Chau: [As Sesami.] But… well… ok.

>
>Everywhere they walked people always stopped them and asked
>for an autograph or a picture. People couldn't believe that the
>Heavy Weight Champion of the world was in that little town.

Duo: [Scoffs.] Sure. [As townsperson.] I cannot believe that GENE MESAKI would come here – of all places, in HIS STORY!
S3: That sucked.

>
>"Wow Gene your very popular" Sesami said to him. She was
>starting to get bored of waiting for people to take picture.
>
>"Well eh thanks Sesami..." He looked at her and he saw she was
>getting kind of bored. "Hey why don't we go to the pet shop and
>then we'll head back see Dad and Tenchi."
>
>Sesami put a smile on her face. "That sounds great!"
>
>Genes hand were full of shopping bags. But he still managed to
>go to the pet shop.

Shinji: I’m getting bored.
Chau: [Yawns.] Me too…
Duo: Can we fast-forward?
S3: Well… fine. We’ll fast-forward to the dinner before the lemon scene.
Ryoga: Anything we’re gonna miss?
S3: Hmm… [Thinks.] Gene detects cancer in a cat, and they buy stuff.
Duo: And HOW much paper does that take up?
S3: 3 pages.

>"Wow who cooked?" Tenchi said as he was amazed.
>
>"That would be me" Yosho replied as he walked out of
>the kitchen.

S3: Oh, I forgot to mention something. Sasami was, of course gone. So, everyone is AMAZED that someone can cook other then Sasami.
All: Sesami.
S3: Sorry.

>
>"Grandpa.. Ehhh I mean Yosho. How are you?" Gene
>said. He hasn't seen his former master in years.

Ryoga: Um… didn’t he just see Yosho? Like yesterday?

>
>Gene bowed to Yosho and he bowed back. They all
>sat around the table and Gene told Yosho about his
>entire past.

Shinji: [As Gene.] Well, now in the third grade, I threw up a cheese zombie…
S3: NOT funny. I did the same thing.
Shinji: I don’t care. [Back to Gene.] …then, in the fourth grade…

>
>Just before they started to dig into the food Washu came
>out of her lab, in her adult form and in a skirt.

S3: NOW, that’s it! I’m PISSED OFF! WASHU HAS NO ADULT FORM IN TENCHI TV! For you lemon authors out there: Washu not adult in Universe!
Duo: Hell, I have to agree with the man. Washu didn’t even have a kid!

>
>"Wow Washu you decided to show up" Sesami said.
>
>"Yeah and in your adult form" Ryoko replied in a suspicious
>voice.

Ryoga: [As Ryoko.] After all, you have no adult form…

>
>"Well I was kind of tired of being a child. So I thought that
>I would be a adult for a couple of days" Washu replied as
>she sat down.

All: [Standing up.] WASHU HAS NO ADULT FORM!

>
>She didn't kneel down but she crossed her legs and she was sittting
>opposide Gene.

Ryoga: HAPPOSAI?
S3: No, no… OPPOside. Really bad spelling.

>
>*Hmmm She kinda cute in her adult form* Gene thought

Shinji: [As caveman Gene.] Ugh. Me want out of bad fic.

>"Adult form? Thats weird, you can change whenever you want?"
>Gene said trying to look confused.

Chau: [Scoffs.] Um… I think it’s safe to say that our ‘hero’ is really clueless. No act.

>
>"Yes I can change any time I please" Washu replied.

Shinji: Well, except in Tenchi Myuo! And Tenchi Muyo TV.

>
>After a couple of minutes, Gene started to smell something
>that turned him on. He wasn't sure what it was but he kept
>on thinking. *Why am I smelling pussy?

Ryoga: It’s a good thing Ranma isn’t here… he HATES cats…

>It must be Washu she isn't waring anything under her skirt*
>
>*Good I think hes noticing,

S3: GOOD GOD! She wants Charlton Heston?
Shinji: ARGH!
Ryoga: Come on! He’s over 90! That’s wrong!

>it's been a while since I have
>had a man, and I do want to study this 'Virus' of his
>so I would need a sperm sample*

All: [Facefault.]
Chau: Greatest scientist in the universe, everybody…

>Washu thought to herself as she looked at him, and he looked back.
>
>*Why is she doing this to me? I can almost taste her in my
>mouth.

All: EWW!

>I can't control it. I have to have her. But I dont want her" Gene thought.
>
>He looked at his food and he started to chow down. He
>was trying not to think of her pussy but her kept on
>thinking * I wonder if she has pink hair. Hehehe*

Shinji: Well, I don’t know about Washu, but I can say for sure that Misato’s hair is a natural purple… And Rei’s hair is – indeed – a natural blue.
S3: [Over the intercom.] Asuka! Get away from that door! [There is a loud explosion. The door in the back of the theater is thrown off the hinges.]
Asuka: SHINJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! [Begins to stomp up to the MSTers.]
Shinji: Shit! [Ducks beneath his seat.]
Asuka: [Stops in front of Shinji’s seat and yanks the guy out from underneath it.] YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU SAW OUR FORMER LEGAL GUARDIAN AND THAT BLUE-HAIRED HUSSY NAKED?
Shinji: …yes. [Cowers in fear.]
Asuka: I’m gonna KILL YOU!
S3: [LARGE metal door closes off the theater entrance.] Sorry. You can’t kill Shinji. He’s one of the only anime characters I could get for this job. However… if you go on another vacation with Shinji, then I’ll forget this ever happened.
Asuka: Do I have a choice? ^_^
S3: [Pause.] Nope.
Asuka: [Sits down in Shinji’s lap.] Cool!

>
>Then he said. "So Washu could you examine this virus in me?"
>
>"Sure after dinner just come to my lab and I'll help you out"
>She replied with a smile.
>
>*Hmmm how odd, normally Washu doen't have time for
>anyone* Yosho thought quietly to himself.

Ryoga: Except for Tenchi.

>
>Dinner ended quickly. Sesami went to the kitchen to clean the
>dishes. Washu to her lab. Aeka, Mihoshi, Kyone and Ryoko
>went to watch some t.v.

All: Soap opera.

>Yosho went to his shrine with Nobuyuki, they took some
>sucke with them to celebrate the family being whole again.

Duo: ARGH! LEMON FLASHBACK!!!!
S3: Oh… man… “Extremely Sick Sex Fest…”
Asuka: ‘Sucke?’ I thought it was Sake…
Shinji: Well, if it weren’t for this fic, I’d agree with you.

>
>Tenchi went to his room to study. It looks like everyone
>had forgotten about Gene so after Washu went into her lab,
>Gene waited for 10 minutes and he decided to follow.

Asuka: So, this is Tenchi Muyo TV… but who is Gene?
Shinji: The author’s crappy Self-insertion.

>
>Gene opened the lab door and walked in for the first time ever.
>It was all black. He didn't know what to do so he just walked
>foward. Then he fell into a dark black tunned.

S3: Dude! The ‘d’ key is NOWHERE NEAR the ‘l’ key!

>He landed on the hard ground and then he shook his head.

Asuka: Well, he landed on his head. No damage there.
S3: [Chuckles.] You know Shinji, I like this one. You have good taste in women.
Duo and Ryoga: I gotta agree.
Asuka: DAMN STRAIGHT!

>
>~~~~~GENES POINT OF VIEW STARTS HERE~~~~~
>

Warning!
WARNING!!
WARNING!!!
WARNING!!!!! LEMON STARTS HERE!!!!! IF YOU HAVE A DELICATE CONSTITUTION, OR ARE UNDER 17, TURN BACK NOW!!!!!!

All: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
S3: Well, it’s my lemon warning.
Asuka: You mean… [Blushes.] …oh no.
Shinji: [Puts his head on Asuka’s shoulder.] Imusntrunaway… Imusntrunaway… Imusntrunaway…
Ryoga: Kleenexes! I need Kleenexes!
Duo: [Turns to Chau.] So… does this get you into the mood?
Chau: [Grins.] Maybe. Let’s find out…

>"Shit my head hurts. The the hell would put a damn
>tunnel in the middle of no where?"

Duo: [Stands up, light effects behind him.] Only… WASHU! THE GREATEST SCIENTIFIC GENIUS IN THE UNIVERSE!

>
>"Ahh are you hurt?" Washu said to me.
>
>I looked up and I saw her in a nusres outfit. She had the
>top, the hat and the short mini skirt on.

Asuka: [Spit take.] SHE LOOKS LIKE DR. AKAGI!
Shinji: Yeah, I thought the same here LAST time.

>
>"Here I can examine you and I can help you. " She said
>to me in a seductive voice.
>
>I got up, and I looked around. It looked like a doctors
>office. It had everything, the doctor examination table. But
>this one cabinet was weird.

Ryoga: It was labeled “lubricants.”

>
>here was a sign on it saying 'LUBRICANTS'

All: O.O’ No way…

>I walked towards the examination table and I sat down on it.
>
>"WHAAAA! Where are my clothes" I looked down on
>myself and all I saw was that I was in my boxers.

Chau: Well, at least he’s got his boxers on…

>
>"Well I can't examine you if you're wearing all your clothes
>now can I? Now back at the dinner. You smelled me didn't you?
>You want me don't you?" She told me.

Duo: [As Gene.] Like Chris Farley wanted doughnuts.
S3: Duo! No speaking ill of the dead!
Duo: What? It’s true!
S3: I mean… comparing him to… GENE.
Duo: Oh…

>
>"It's not me that wants you but it......" There was that smell again.
>I smelled her pussy again, and I got a hard on straight away.
>
>I got up and she walked towards me. I picked her up and sat her
>down on the table. Then slowly I pulled her skirt up. I wasn't in
>the mood for kissing or any of that shit.

Chau: Duo, if you EVER act like that, you get the couch.
Asuka: The same applies to YOU, Shinji-kun.

>
>Then I saw it, I saw her lovely pussy and a patch of pink pupic
>hair above it.

S3: I’ve read this several times, but I still don’t know what ‘pupic’ hair is!

>
>I pushed her skirt up all the way and I went down really fast.

Shinji: So, the skirt is back to where it was?

>I want that damn pussy. I kissed the lips of her pussy and she let
>out a little moan.

Chau: Apparently, Washu is aroused by someone kissing her kitty-kat.

>
>"Hmmm don't do me slowly, fuck me like an animal" She
>begged me.

Duo: Washu’s been out of the game too long.
Ryoga: I know! If I were Washu, I’d NEVER screw Gene!
Asuka: [To Shinji.] Is it always like this?
Shinji: Yep. -_-
Asuka: [Glomps Shinji.] Poor Baka-Shinji…

>
>So I wasted no time, I opened her pussy lips and ran my tongue
>up and down it. Then I showed my tongue all he way. I tasted her
>precum while I messaged her ass with my hands.

Chau: Um… I don’t think that’s right…
Asuka: I thought that was a male thing.
S3: Don’t ask me. I mean, I have NO CLUE about the female system!

>
>I drove my tongue deeper and deeper. She moaned and screamed. I can
>fell her juices comming down onto my tongue.

All: EWW! ARGH!

>
>Then I found her hole

Shinji: [Golf clap.] Good for you. Was this on your third try?
Duo: I’ve got to give Gene more credit then that. I’d say his second try.

>and I tried harder and harer to shove my tongue in her. She
>arched her back trying to get me all the way.
>
>"AHHHH ITS BEEN TOO LONG" She shouted.
>"TOOOOOOOOO LOOOONNNGGGGGGGGG.
>AHHHHHHHHHH, YES GENE YES " She started screaming
>at the top of her voice.

Ryoga: With her voice? She’s there while having a normal conversation!

>
>As I tongued in deeper I felt her muscles tightening around my
>tongue. Two muscles, one on each side. I liked faster and faster.
>Then she finally cummed.

Chau: Again?

>
>She let out another long scream.
>"AHHHHHHH"
>
>And then I felt her warm semen run down my tongue. It was warm
>and salty.

Ryoga: BARF BAG! [Snags one from Duo.] UUUUURRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!

>
>I shoved my mouth into her pussy. I was trying to gulp it all up.
>She just kept on squirting at me. She shot at least 5 loads
>into my mouth and I couldn't stop drinking it. I needed more.

All: O.o
Duo: I feel turned off. I mean OFF.
Chau: …same here.

>
>"Stop there none left" She said gasping for air" My turn now"
>
>I stopped and I looked up at the. I couldn't control myself anymore.
>It had taken over again. I jumped onto the table and I ripped of my
>pants.

Asuka: WAIT! He already had his pants off!
Shinji: This means that he put them back on, and then took them off again…
Duo: …or he picked them up and tore them in half…
S3: Only Mr. Sinister knows for sure. And he sure as hell ain’t telling.

>
>I leaned back a little and I rested on my elbows. She looked at my
>cock and it looked like it had grown.

Chau: [As Miss Kensington.] Austin! The penis enlarger!
Duo: [As Austin Powers.] It’s not mine!
S3: Note to self: stay out of Duo and Chau’s room.

>
>She kneeled on the table and she took my dick into her right hand.
>
>"Alright my advice is that I start to...." She was saying.

Ryoga: Chop it off!
Chau: Enjoying your visit in the dark realm in your mind?

>
>"I don't give a fuck what you think just shut up and suck" I said
>to her. But I didn't say it in my normal voice, I said it in a dark
>and a very evil voice. Almost devilish. She notice but she didn't care.
>
>Then she put her left hand on my dick and she started to jack it off.

Asuka: The penis can come off?
All the guys: [Crossing their legs.] NO IT CAN’T!

>
>She moved her head right above my dick. She slowly opened her
>mought and put my dick in her mouth. She started to suck like
>a fucking vacum.

Duo: Ah, yes… Mr. Sinister, master of description.

>
>She licked then sucked . She was rubbing her hand up and down my
>dick at the same time. I felt her saliva run down my dick.

All: AACK!
Shinji: [Holding back bile.]
Ryoga: Oh, god…

>Then she removed my hand and she sucked down and deeper. She went
>down all the way. My dick was proberly down her throat.

Duo: And, if we knew what ‘proberly’ was, we might understand you too.

>
>I started to cum. " Oh shit right there" I said. She kept on sucking
>and sucking.
>
>Then she swallowed. I cummed right into her throat and she kept on
>swallowing.
>
>"Ohhh FUCK YES" I said to her.

Chau: [As Washu.] Oh? And who is yes?

>
>"MMMMmmm That tastes way to good" She replied licking her
>lips.
>
>Then I got up and stood up again.

Shinji: That soon after sex?
Duo: Men, we MUST salute his courage.
All guys: [Stand up and salute.]
Asuka and Chau: Men…

>
>She sat up and she was in the same position we started of when I liked her. I wacked my dick
>trying to get it up.

Ryoga: You trying to be like Pee-wee Herman now, Gene?

>
>But then I smelled her pussy and I saw the pink patch, my
>dick came up automatically.

Shinji: YES! No more stick-shifting or cumbersome gearboxes!
Asuka: Hentai! [Mallets Shinji with ‘Da Hammer!’]

>
>She spread her legs open, and I couldn't take it. I grabbed
>the top of my dick and I guided it into her pussy.

Chau: [As ‘Guidance Control.’] WARNING! You’re too far to the left! NOOOOOO!!!!
Duo: Ah… Houston, we have a problem.

>
>Then let out a little moan, and I went deeper into her clit.

Shinji: [Takes out the 2002 edition of Gray’s Anatomy.] Um… the clit is an offshoot of the labia. The LABIA is what you enter.
Chau: [To Asuka.] Is this why you love him? For his brain?
Asuka: Well, that is one reason. Another one is the fact that his shoe size is 11. ^_^
Chau: [Blushes.]

>
>I found her hole right away.

Ryoga: [As Gene.] On the third try.

>So she shifted towards me and I grabbed her ass and pulled
>her closer. Now her pussy was wet and it was getting tighter.

S3: Reminds me of the boxer shorts in Red Dwarf’s episode ‘Polymorph.’
Duo: [Winces.] Ouchies…

>I felt the muscles on both side suezzing my dick. It felt like it was gonna eat my dick.

Asuka: [Grins.] I wouldn’t mind that.

>
>I went in deeper and deeper and Washu was in more and more
>pain. "Please stop Gene" she said. "Stop it hurts too much"
>She begged me. But I didn't care.
>
>I just kept on fucking her faster and deeper.

Ryoga: Thank you, Mr. Sinister. I now consider you a greater threat then Ranma Saotome or Pantyhose Taro.

>
>I nearly reached my climax and I nearly came
>but something inside my head said *STOP, GIVE HER MORE
>PAIN, FUCK HER UP THE ASS AND RIP HER APART*

All: NO!

>So I did just that. I stopped and she was going to pass out.
>
>"No more, I can't take it anymore. This isn't fun" she begged
>me to stop again but I wasn't in control.

Duo: And now, the lemon begins raping the poor female.

>
>"IM NOT DONE WITH YOU YET" I told her as I whispered
>into her ear and my voice got worse and Eviler.

Chau: ‘Eviler?’ …the hell?

>
>"Wha- what will you do?" She said
>
>"You'll see. I mean you'll feel it" I replied to her.

All: …crap.

>
>Then I stood her up and turned her around. She palms were
>right into on the table as she was trying to get a grip. She was
>too low for me as I picked her up and I kneeled her on the
>table. Now her ass hole was parallel to my dick.

All: O.O …crap.
S3: It gets worse.

>
>I bowed in front of her and I gave her a rim job. I started to
>like around and into her anus. She was enjoying as she moaned
>in pleasure.

Duo: I’m surprised.
Asuka: You know, most women don’t like anal.

>
>Then I stopped and I put my hard dick right into her ass. I
>in half way and she alked me to go slower but I did the
>opposide so I went faster.

Ryoga: And, it becomes apparent that Mr. Sinister has no spellchecker.

>
>I pushed in deeper and deeper. And then I could hear her crying.
>I put my hands on her weist and I pushed harder and harder I felt
>that her as was way too hard. I ripped her anus and I could feel
>her blood going down my balls. It dripped onto the floor and made
>a little puddle.

All: o.O’ …the hell?
Chau: Aw, god, that’s gotta hurt!

>
>I fucked her harder and deeper I wanted to stop but I had
>no control. Then I finally cummed into her ass. "Ohh shiit"
>I said in relief.

All: [Brandishing assorted weapons of mass destruction.] Relief? B.S.!

>
>I cummed and cummer and I saw her tears come down her chin as
>she gasped for air.
>
>I turned her around and sat her on the edge of the table.
>"OUCH THAT HURTS" she said.

All: NO SHIT!

>
>I looked at he but she didn't look back. All she did was cry
>and look down at the puddle of blood.

LEMON SEGMENT IS NOW OVER. PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR NORMAL LIVES.
LEMON IS NOW OVER.
Lemon is over…

>
>"Look I'm soo sorry Washu. It's not my fault I did that.
>It was the virus."

Ryoga: Sure… blame everything on the damn virus.

>
>Then she looked up at me and I tightly hugged her. I started
>to shake. Then I started to cry and tears came down my face.
>"I cant-t-t-t control it. It's too power full."

Duo: [As Satan.] You know, I invented the sensitive guy stick.
Chau: Right…

>
>She stopped the hug and she couldn't belive that I was crying.
>"I'll help you Gene" She said to me. Then she hugged me
>tightly and said " I can do. Only I can do it!"

S3: Yes, not only is Washu the greatest scientist in the universe, she is the most gullible person, as well.

>
>~~~~~~~THE END~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Shinji: Well… I learned something here.
Ryoga: And that is?
Shinji: Well, my barf can go pretty high up, and I can still tamp it back down again…
Chau: Actually, that’s a pretty useful future job skill…
Duo: [Scoffs.] Yeah, if your employer’s last name is Forrester.
All: [Exit theater.]

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S3 sighed in relief. He had finally found someone willing to take the small ad he had put in the paper: Bounty Hunter wanted for big job. Big pay. Call 1-800-856-3753. Only 3 ‘teams’ had responded: Spike and co. from Cowboy Bebop, the duo of Vash the Stampede and Nicholas Wolfwood, and Mian Toris. Spike, as established opening sequence, was knocked out of the running. Vash was… a little busy helping Wolfwood with the newest orphanage in a town somewhere. Only Mian Toris was able to come in and interview for the job. The gal sat in a reclining chair in the living room, her massive sword at her side. Ai was lying on the couch, relaxing. Everyone chose, at that moment, to exit the theater.

“Whoa!” Duo shouted, “Who’s the babe? A new MSTer? S3’s girl?”

There was a pause, and then the entire group – minus S3 and Mian – broke out into laughs.

“Hahaha…” Ryoga laughed, “Wooh! Good one, Duo.”

S3 just glared at them, “You’ll die soon. You DO know that, right? Anyway, she’s the bounty hunter I hired to rescue Brandon. Guys, meet Mian Toris.”

Mian grunted a hello, then said, “What’s this job pay?”

S3 sighed, “$200 up front, $1,999,700 after the job’s done.”

Duo whistled, “2 million. Wow. Can we see any of that money?”

Shinji’s eyes widened slightly, “Um… is it me, or does Mian resemble Ai ever so slightly?”

There was another pause. [S3's Random Ramble: Yes, Mian does look exactly like Ai. I used Mian’s body for Ai’s physical model. If you ever pick up a copy of Johji Manabe’s Caravan Kidd, you’ll see why.]

S3 shrugged, “Yeah, so? Anyway, I think Ai also volunteered to go rescue Brandon.”

Ai rolled over and shouted, “DAMN RIGHT! He’s MY man!”

S3 then grinned, “Well now, let’s get to work, shall we?”

Mian growled slightly, “No. We’re goin’ in now. Ai, come on.”

Ai cheered, “WOOHOO! Brandon, we’re comin’!”

S3 merely smiled as he sat back, and nibbled on a bit of Peanut butter fudge.

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So… this is the last Gene Mesaki MST I’ll post for a bit. I decided to give the crew a break. What’s next, you ask? A tentacle fic. Yes, tentacles. Believe it or not, it’s a reward for Gene Mesaki.

Anyway, so long!
S3, the Demon Godling (God of making the next Kleenex pop up in the tissue box, destruction, and cold beer.)