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The Voyages of the B.M.S. Michael J. Nelson #2001 - Mesaki Meddling! The more things change, the more the torture continues... |
‘The Gene Meskai Saga, Part I: “Hi Gene”’
by Mr. Sinister ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ In the silent town of Richland, Washington, nothing was happening.
Crickets chirped. Stars shone in the dark sky. Well, ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 3 weeks later… ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ To put it short and sweet, there have been some changes. Duo and Chau
have gotten closer in their relations. S3 started ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ai: Then, WHY are we bothering to read this? >Actually this little saga came to me in a dream. Chau: Oh… my … God. >Psycho eh? Ai: [Apparently MUCH cheerier now, as she releases her hold on Shinji.] >Hope you like the starter of the saga!! I don't own shit except Gene All: [Snickering.] > Duo: Is that REALLY how you spell Tenchi’s last name? > ~By Mr. Sinister~ Ai: [Hangs her head in shame.] S3? > Duo: A day full of peace? >The sun was very bright. Birds were singing in the woods. Yep it
was a All: If there is a stereotype here, then not for long… >"Hi Tenchi!" said Ryoko. As she says everyday, and every
morning. Just as Shinji: INTENSE list making action! >"Will you give me some peace? Just let me wake up one day with peace." Duo: WHAT the HELL is this guy? A hippie? >Tenchi said. Really tired. "What day is it?" He got up
and started to walk All: BULLSHIT! >Ryoko said very seductively. As she flew towards Tenchi and put
her hand Shinji: Crotch. >shoulder. Ai: You know, even on his worst days, Tenchi was NEVER this dense! >"Darn it.. Almost had him" Ryoko said as she flew through
the ground to Duo: [Leans back and closes his eyes.] Wake me when the action starts. >"Oh high Lord Tenchi" Ai: [Raises an eyebrow.] …the hell? Is he on crack? >Aeka said as she came down the stairs and walked toward her seat
next to Ai: And, now we’ve established what continuity this is. Anybody
wanna bet that the personalities and stereotypes are gonna >Tenchi greeted every one as they came around the table and sat
down. Chau: [Snorts.] Not if this is Tenchi TV’s Ryoko! >"C'mon Tenchi eat some of this" Ryoko said as she tried
to hand feed Shinji: [Takes out a stopwatch.] Fight in 3… 2… 1… >On the other side of the table. Mihoshi was playing around with her food. Chau: Looks like you were wrong, Shinji-kun. >And accidentally she hit the side of the plate and a piece of fish
flew across Ai: Oh, SURE… ‘Accidentally.’ >The T.V turned on to a sports channel. It was some Japanese fighter
against All but Duo: IN WHAT? >"Oh I'll get that Mihoshi" Tenchi said as he got up.
He looked at the screen All but Duo: [Snickering.] Wha-what sorta Japanese name is Gene? >Tenchis eyes widened as wide as they could. He couldn't believe
what he Chau: [As Tenchi.] Boxing! Wow! All we get over here is sumo! >"So Gene, you've won the boxing heavyweight championship of
the KAZACKAAK!!! >Said the sports broadcaster. He was talking to this young man in
his early Ai: Oh, god… >He had long black hair. 6 foot 2, and his body looked like it was a machine. Ai: [Waves at the screen.] Say bye-bye to da plot, hello to de Self-Insert. >He looked like he didn't have a single pound of fat in his body.
He was also Duo: Hopefully, he’s not related to Chris Vegvary… >"Hmmm well I don't know, I guess I'll do what all athletes
do when they Shinji: [As Gene.] Got to a strip club, get hookers, drink booze,
do extacy, bite ears, promote poorly-made-merchandise, >"You eh going to Disneyland?" The broadcaster said. He
was a very Ai: [Points at Gene.] Look! It’s S3! >with amazingly thick glasses that made Gene giggle sometimes. Duo: Thus, proving our theories about his sexuality. >"No, I'm gonna hit the strip bar!" Gene said with a little grin on his face. Shinji: [Shrugs.] Well, I got one right… >He turned and walked away. He got out of the ring and started walking
All, including S3: [As crowd.] Loser! Loser! Loser! Get a life you poorly-made SI! >"There he goes! There goes one of the worlds greatest boxers.
GENE Chau: Unfortunately, he’s one of the world’s greatest pairs of boxer SHORTS… >Yosho spit out his food and Nobuyuki took a big gulp. Shinji: They have 7-11s in Japan? >"EHHH Did he just say Gene mesaki?" Nobuyuki said with
a worried look Ai: [As Tenchi.] You told me that there’d be no Self-Inserts! >My father and my grandfather. How could you do that?" Tenchi
said with Duo: [As Yosho.] …for a much better fanfic. >"Why did you lie?" Tenchi said as a tear came down his
left cheek. "You All: An SI. Weren’t you listening? >"GENE, IS MY BROTHER" Tenchi said as he screamed it. Shinji: Whoa! Aren’t those useless revelations illegal? >"Look Tenchi, he doesn't care for us anymore, he walked out"
Yosho said. Duo: [As Yosho.] Well, he sent a letter, but following it was a ‘U’…
‘C’… [Stops as he is electrocuted.] YEOW! >"Hmmm. Yes he send one letter recently, a couple of days ago.
I haven't Chau: Man… I just hope that Pearl Forrester and Mr. Sinister never team up… >" How could you have lied to me?" Tenchi said as he looked
at his Shinji: [Flailing slightly.] THEY LET GENE – if he IS Tenchi’s
brother – LEAVE AT AGE 13?!?!?! >"IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE" Yosho replied starting to
get Duo: [As Yosho.] Gene died a LONG time ago… >"Well then " Tenchi said relaxed " It's over. I'm
gonna stop my training Ai: …and since this is Tenchi Universe/Tenchi TV, Kagato wins,
Tenchi dies, and so does the REST of the royal family. >"Tenchiiiii!" Yosho said S3: [Over the intercom.] Iii’mmm sstttuuuuuccckkkkiiinnnnsssllllloooowwwmmmmmmoooooooottttttiiiiiiioooooo
oonnnnnnnnn... >"Got it. Here you go Tenchi, this came 8 days ago" Nobuyki
said as he Chau: HE cares for Tenchi? [Pause.] >It wrote 'Hello Tenchi, I hope that you will start to reply my
letters now, or Shinji: 1-800-545-SEXY >I have written many letters, and this is my final. I just wrote
to tell you that Duo: Gene must’ve left before 3rd grade… >On next Friday I have a world Championship boxing fight. I hope
that you Shinji: [As Nobuyuki.] …in the flash fire that just happened to be inside the fireproof drawer those were in. >"It's all right. I'm gonna call him and tell him to come as soon as possible" Ai: I hope to GOD that’s NOT a premonition of things to come… >Tenchi said starting to look excited. He can share my room or sleep
on the All: God… share his room… >He ran towards the phone picked it up and dialed the number. Chau: Um… does he ALWAYS answer the phone like that? >"I'm doing great. How fast can you come here? I will explain
everything to Duo: We could only hope. >train. I leave right now" Gene said Shinji: Charlton Heston is coming? HIDE THE GUNS! >He said as he raised his head and looked around the table. Every
one was Chau: Aw, come on! That happens about every other episode! >But it was Tenchis brother. It was weird because none of the girls
have S3: [Over the intercom.] Hmm… according to Tenchi’s diary,
Yosho’s diary, Nobuyuki’s diary, AND Achika’s diary,
they don’t KNOW about Gene. >Tenchi said "I'm going to clean my room and get ready" Chau: [As Nobuyuki.] Tenchi NEVER gets upset when a new family member is introduced… >"Whats wrong?" Said Kyone All: NO! NO LEMON! >"No let him be, he will hate you if you bother him" Nobuyuki
said. "All we ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ S3's Random Ramble: In the original version,
I made this spot right here a pause for another chapter. Well, that's
useless ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ >Everyone got ready. Duo: [As Tenchi.] LOOK OUT! I’m getting ready!!! >Tenchi cleaned his room. The girls cleaned their rooms. Washu cleaned
her Ai: And what, prey tell, is Sasami doing? >The room was spotless. Almost perfectly clean. Even Ryoko helped
clean Shinji: Ok… and Ryoko has, at last, gone over to the dark side… >She wanted Tenchi to be proud of her. Night time came very fast. Chau: [Moans loudly, as if having an orgasm.] OH MY GODDDD!!!! >Tenchi came out of his room. All neat and tidy. He was so happy
that he Ai: Well, we’re free to go. He’s dead. Let’s go.
[Gets up.] >after hearing about their mothers death. Duo: [Screams in pain.] THE MENTAL IMAGES! >" Thank you Sesami, I really needed that" He kneeled
down and opened his Chau: WHO THE HELL IS SESAMY? >The food was on the table and everything was ready. Duo: Yeah, that aptly describes this story. >The door bell ran. Tenchi coudln't believe it. Ai: [As Tenchi.] Wow! The doorbell NEVER rings around here! >"I'll get it Tenchi. Please just be relaxed" Sesami said
as she ran towards Shinji: Well, if Tenchi is anything like a massive, bulky, too-smart, super-powerful Self-insert, then: yes! >Sesami was thinking. She opened the door and saw Gene was standing
All: PEDOPHILE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! >"I'm Gene" he said as he lowered his hand and gave Sesami
a handshake. Ai: Well, here’s his irresistible SI charm coming in… >"Please follow me" Duo: [Raises an eyebrow.] ‘Huggeded?’ Man… >"Ahh come on Tenchi, Mesaki men don't cry" Shinji: Masaki men, however, are big babies! >Gene said as he hug back. Chau: ARGH! Choose a tense already Sinister! >"Here is some food. We'll talk while we eat." Tenchi
said. Ai: [As Gene.] Even though it’s against all forms of table etiquette. >Gene sat down opposide Duo: …related to Happosai? >Tenchi and Sesami sat down next to Gene. Then Mihoshi and Kyone
came Chau: No, from Atlanta. >"Yes thats right. Hi I'm first class officer Kyone and this
is my partner Shinji: [As poorly-dubbed Mihoshi.] You will… fight… me… Mihoshi of… THE FIST! >"Well hello there" Gene said, as he watched Mihoshis
tits juggle as she sat Ai: [As Gene.] Hmm… I’ve NEVER seen a woman’s breasts juggle before… >Then Washu came out of her lab. "Hello there" she said All, INCLUDING S3: That’s Washuu-chan! >"Ok. Now who are they?" Gene said as he looked at the
stairs. He watched Duo: Today, on Tenchi Universe… Tenchi will be played by Tommy Pickles from the Rugrats! >That little girl you met which is sitting next to you is Princess
Sesami. You Ai: Unfortunately, Nobuyuki missed entirely, and wound up hugging his eldest son’s ankles. >"Hehehe It's nice to see you too Dad. Now Tenchi you have
some All: WOW! >Tenchi told Gene everything. About their travels to Jurai about
the fake Chau: [As nerdy Tenchi.] Any just recently, I got into Magic. I still
wet the bed, in case you were wondering, and my >*Hmm so thats Princess Aeka. Huh. Very odd indeed* Gene thought
to Shinji: Well, he IS an SI… >Gene said. Gene started to tell his story of when he lived with
a foster Ai: And, thus, the Mesaki moving co. was born… >He started when he was a teenager. Thats when he started to make
lots of Duo: [As Tenchi.] So… how much is that in Yen? >Is there anything else?" Chau: Riiight… Yet another bad plot revelation… >"I still have that, and its even grown." Gene said Shinji: Actually, that was Achika and Nobuyuki’s room… >I heard you screaming all night. It started a couple of nights
before mom Chau: WHAT neighbors? They live in the middle of nowhere! >I jumped out of bed trying to come to your room. But I was stopped
at the S3: [Over the… you guessed it, intercom. As Gene.] It’s
the Epideme Virus. >It will never leave me but I have learn to live with it. I have
learned to use All: …THE HELL!?!?!? >"Wait a second how do you know about your Jurain powers?"
Tenchi said Chau: [As airhead Gene.] Stupid secrets… >Gene said as he gulped down a sip of sucke. Shinji: Actually, that’s a good description of this fic… >"Wow its kind of getting late. And that fight last night took
off too much All: [As car alarm.] Bwoop! Bwoop! Stay AWAY from the Sasami! >"GREAT!" Gene said. Duo: …how can one blush ‘soo’ much? >After the table was cleaned up. Tenchi gave Gene a hug and went
to his All, including S3: NO YAOI! >Gene decided to sleep in the spare room. There was a bed there
and a S3: DUCK AND COVER! > Duo: [Shakes his head in disgust.] Sinister, PLEASE pick a tense and stick with it… >And shockingly I have met the woman I was born to marry. How strange" All: No… >I laid down on the sheets and looked at the window then Shinji: At least… it wasn’t Sasami… >"Eh Hello there. I couldn't fall asleep and I was wondering
if we could Duo: Sure… ‘chat.’ >I couldn't tell because it was too dark but I guess that she was blushing. Shinji: Actually, she was furious with her characterization in this fic. >*Hell no. I couldn't believe it. I thought that I was gonna score
with that Ai: You’d rather do Mihoshi, but KEYONE will do? Men… >Then I said" Sure why don't you come over here and layed down
next to Shinji: No, she wanted the covers. >And I wanted pussy. Chau: [Looking about.] Where is that cat? >She came towards me and laid down next to me. Duo: Well, that ‘dot’ is the S-I’s ability to attract
ANY females within a 1-mile radius. >"I feel the same way about you babe" I told her as I
looked nto those Duo and Shinji: TAKE IT OFF!!! >We started with a passionate kiss. She slid her hands down my 6-pac
and Ai: He keeps a 6-pack of beer on his stomach? >She grabbed around my dick which was not erected yet. Duo and Shinji: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! IT BURNS! MY EYES! >It suddenly got erected in a second her soft milky hand made my
dick come Chau: This redundant phrase was brought to you by the Redundancy Department of Redundancy. >She started to kiss down my neck and down my abs. She got to my
boxer Shinji: [Raises his eyebrow.] Gene keeps Mike Tyson in his shorts? >She looked at my dick and she paused. She was actually drewling at it. Ai: …and what was she doing, exactly…? >Her eyes opened wide. And then she grabbed my dick with her left
hands. Duo: Unfortunately, MASAKI men have the tiniest, smallest- [Freezes
as Ai holds her sword to his neck, again.] >She started to rub my dick up and down. Then she lowered her head
and Ai: That’s just WRONG. >"Stop teasing me girl, Do you do this to everyone you meet
on the first Chau: [As Keyone.] Only the ones who pay… >"No it gets very lownly here" She said with a little upset face. Duo: Unless you count all those Mihoshi-Keyone lemons… >Then she took the my dick and started to suck on the tip. She put
it in her Ai: Unfortunately, she bit into it, expecting a tootsie roll center! >She sucked up and ALL the way down raching my pupic hair. Her mouth
Shinji: There’s ANOTHER way for a mouth to be? >Time to time, she would take my dick out of her mouth and she would
like Duo: This explains a lot… Gene’s forcing Keyone to give
him head! >She would then put it in her mouth. I arched my back and but my
hand Ai: You know, that’s the same place I grip to snap someone’s neck… >I shoved her face toward the bottom of my dick. I swear my dick
must have Chau: Well, speaking from PERSONAL experience, I can say that that is usually IMPOSSIBLE for a normal human. >She was going to puke. Duo: Thus, killing the mood. >I was in totally ecstasy. I took my hand of her head. She went
upwards. I Ai: Now, THAT’S impossible. >I couldn't take it anymore."OHH FUCK" I cummed right
in her mouth, I Shinji: THAT was fast… >It was my turn now. I started to kiss her, we exchanged our tongues. Duo: What was wrong with their other ones? >And kissed. With my hands I grabbed the bottom of her shirt and
slowly Duo: Naah. Ahe’s not all THAT good lookin’… Chau
is SO much better. >Then I took off her shirt, leaving her white milkish body totally
Ai: Does he have a receipt? >I started to kiss down her neck. I grabbed her breasts. Chau: [As Keyone.] HENTAI! >I kissed down the valley of her breasts. They where almost right
size. But I Ai: [Grunts.] Men… >I started to lick and kiss her nipples. Slowly. But I didn't want
to waste Duo: Ah! Keyone’s a hooker! >I started to kiss down her perfect size stomach. I licked the inside
of belly Chau: Well, then, would it be like… this? [As Keyone.] HMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm- >Then I kissed lower and got down to her shaved pussy. Shinji: [to Ai and Chau.] Doesn’t that hurt? Chau: Um… [Raises her hand.] As speaking as a member of the female gender, we don’t do that. We kinda leak fluids... >I started to kiss the inside and she couldn't take it. I slowly
but my tongue Duo: No… you’re a fucking S-I >I found her hole Shinji: You know, there are only 3 POSSIBLE holes on the lower area of a female. It isn’t worth mentioning in a fanfic! >and I started lick in the inside of that. She arched her back trying
to ger my Ai: [As newscaster.] Gene Mesaki was found dead this morning in his
bead. Apparently, he was killed by having sex with >"OHH MY GOOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!" She nearly screamed as she
Duo: Man, Keyone must eat lots of sweets… >She kept on cumming and I kept on drinking. Until there was no more. Chau: Isn’t that obvious? >I looked at her face, and she was nearly out. She didn't have enough
energy Ai: The one way to tell a woman how you care about someone…
NOT GIVING A DAMN ABOUT THEIR >I opened her legs and I grabbed my dick. At a few flick of my wrist
it was Shinji: …um… If Gene’s a ‘fucking ape,’ then who’s writing this? >I went deeper and deeper. I looked at Kyones face and I saw a couple
of Ai: How many would like for Gene’s ‘Evil Part’ to
get chopped off? >I had nearly reached my climax and nearly cummed. But then I suddenly
S3: Oh… my… god… I forgot about this… >"It's my first time in this position" she said Chau: Don’t you mean 8 centimeters? >Then I started to but fuck her. Ohh my God . It felt so good. All
her ass S3: Hey! Cyrus WAS right! It IS like a fish being slapped on the land! >I reached my climax. And so did she . I cummer into her ass. Ai: IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? >I shot out all my loads. My dick was totally dry. But I couldn't
stop. I just Shinji: THAT wasn’t necessary… >"How was it?" I said. really tired Ai: [As Keyone.] TENCHI is better then you! >"GASP - It was -GASP- wonderful- GASP" she was out, but
still gasping All: DON’T even try, bastard. > All: [Scribble down address for future use.] > ^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ With the MST over, our quartet slunk out of the theater. Ai looked
about in confusion. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Well, what do you think? S3
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