Ruminations: This fic remains, to this day, the one fic that was banned from FF.N for being 'a second part of a fic, posted elsewhere.' Stupid, really... And, also, despite what I say at the bottom of the page, it turns out that Ai Seki is actually based on Sanzo-Chan. Ironically, though, I had not met her yet...

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SOUND OFF!!! The MSTers!!!
Brandon Masters! "Don’t sue me!"
Ai Seki! "Go to hell, lemon authors!"
Duo Maxwell! "Hey, good lookin’!"
Gene Starwind! "What did he say?"
Shinji Ikari! "I’M A FREAKIN’ COOK DAMMITT ! Oh… wait, wrong anime."
Ryoga Hibiki! "WHERE AM I NOW?"

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It was 2:34 am – seven hours after Brandon left for the party he was invited to. Duo Maxwell was in the lounge – the main room that serves as a connector to all of the other rooms on the Michael J. Nelson. He’s playing Final Fantasy X. To his left, the transporter room door on the wall. There is a bright flash of light behind the doors, and then it fades.
After a few minutes, Brandon stumbles through. Calling him lightly drunk wouldn’t work – and calling him smashed would de overkill. Maybe only lightly pissed… Anyway, Brandon looks generally disheveled, and has odds and ends on his clothes and hair. Duo looks over at Brandon and grins.
“So…” he stated, his grin going wider, “Must have been a great party! You were out for several hours. What’d you do?”
Brandon shrugged as he slurched forward, “I… can’t remember, really.”
Duo only shook his head. It was at that moment that Ai decided to enter the room, her menacing sword in hand.
“I’ll kill him…” Ai muttered, a noticeable eye twitch forming, “then I’ll chop him up-” and stopped as she noticed Brandon, leaning against… air. She cooed with joy as she hugged him, “Welcome back, dearie!” and then noticed that something was different. “What’s in your hair?” she inquired, reaching up to take whatever it was out of his hair, “Whipped cream? Chocolate chips?” her green eyes began to flash blue and Ai’s hair began to drift upwards, “CHOCOLATE SYRUP?” She stuck out the hand with the gunk on it out inquisitively, “Explain.”
Brandon blushed as he stuttered, “W-well, there was a… desert bar. Yeah, that’s it! I was drunk… and fell into it. Yeah!” he paused as Ai removed something else form on top of his head.
“Bunny…” she seethed, “Ears…?” Ai’s jaw dropped as she saw something red hanging on Brandon’s ear. Picking it up, her face became puzzled. After several seconds, realization dawned on her, and she went Super Saiyan, Ai’s sword at Brandon’s throat, “A CONDOM?” her eyes opened in shock, her mind putting two and two together, “YOU WENT TO THE PLAYBOY MANSION AND HAD SEX AT SOMEONE ELSE’S BIRTHDAY?”
Brandon immediately went sober. He picked up the condom from the floor and looked at it with wide eyes. Memories began flooding back to him. “My god…” he stuttered, “I… I did it… with Tempest…” Brandon, on instinct, leapt back just before Ai’s sword slashed the space he once occupied.
“GET BACK HERE YOU LECHEROUS BASTARD!” Ai screeched as she charged forward, ready to slash Brandon in half. At that moment, Ryoga entered the room.
“Where am I now? I just wanted to go to the bathroom…” sighed Ryoga as he closed his eyes in frustration. It was obvious that he had just gotten out of bed, because his bandana wasn’t on. He opened his eyes as he saw Brandon being chased by Ai. Ryoga smirked, “Ah. So you like it that way, do you?”
“Shut up!” Brandon shouted as he passed Ryoga. At that moment, a loud alarm went off, “Ah crap! FANFIC SIGN!”
At those words, everyone in the room looked at Brandon. “WHAT?” They shouted in unison over the din. Even Ai stopped charging Brandon.
Brandon shrugged, “I gave the computer orders to make repairs to itself, and – apparently – it took matters into it’s own hands by adding a noisier alarm than the one I wanted. I just hope that it doesn’t begin cutting off the oxygen…”
“HOW DO WE TURN IT OFF?” was the screeched reply.
Brandon gestured, “Into the theater!”

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The doors!
Door 7: Mike Nelson’s smiling picture!
Door 6: An igloo. You crawl inside and shiver through.
Door 5: A white door from a house. It’s locked. You pick up the spare key from under the mat, unlock it, and go on through.
Door 4: A blue leopard’s cage. You feed it, and streak on through.

Brandon: [Tosses the leopard a large steak.] Here you go, Mike.
Ryoga: You named it Mike?
Brandon: [Shrugs.] It’s our secondary animal mascot. Mike Nelson is our primary one.

Door 3: A spider’s web! You slice it Indiana Jones style, and sneak through.
Door 2: A door made from the remains of the multiple Tom Servos! You shiver and tiptoe on by.
Door 1: The traditional airlock. It spins open, and you enter.

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Duo: A 2:30 am MSTing… I hope we’ll do ok…
Brandon: Well, I just hope I survive! [Looks over at Ai, who is still a Super Saiyan.] I don’t wanna die…
Ai: [Glares at Brandon.] You’d DAMN WELL be afraid.
Ryoga: Ssh! It’s starting!

>Author's Note: Some cursing in this chapter. I know the kyle Sanders is weird, ok.

Ryoga: [Scratches his head.] Um… is he even IN this? I mean, the troops would have to listen to a motivational speech form him sometime…
Duo: Yeah. Pig-boy here makes a point.
Ryoga: [Turns to look at Duo.] ARGH! DUO! PREPARE TO DIE! [Tackles Duo to the ground.]
Duo: HEY! [Slides out from underneath Ryoga.] Stop it!
Ryoga: [Takes a fighting stance.] SHISHI HOKODAN! [Grins as Duo is hit by a massive ki blast and hits the wall.]
Duo: [Slides down and hits the floor.] Ow…
Brandon: Come on, guys. Stop fighting and get to the MSTing!

>There is an appearance of Char in later chapters due to mention of him.

All: …the hell?
Brandon: He died! I swear he died in UC 0093!
Ryoga: When?
Brandon: Mobile Suit Gundam The Movie: Char’s Counterattack.
Ryoga: Ah. I see now.

>Hope you enjoy it!
>Disclaimer: I do not OWN THE 08th MS TEAM OR CHARACTERS FROM OTHER
>ANIME SHOWS!! Now for the story.
>The Mission Back to the Base
>Tilly's point of view
>By: Soul Goddess

Brandon: [Goes Super Saiyan again.] I refuse to believe that she’s a real goddess. I don’t know about her, so she CAN’T exist!
Duo: Damn, you’ve gotten pigheaded.
Brandon: [Shrugs as he reverts to normal.] Part of being a God. It’s called ‘The Vegeta Complex.’
Ai: [Sighs and speaks softly.] My favorite part about him…

>
>So Victoria has a crush on the Commander.

Brandon: [as Victoria.] Big whoop.

>All I have to say is LUCKY HER, ok, so the commander is a bit cute. OK HOT!

Duo: Again, I re-state my previous statement. Shiro must be a SI.
Ryoga: I’m beginning to think that Duo’s right…
Ai: Same here.

>Well, anyway, he's not really my type.

Duo: [As Victoria.] I’m into S&M!
Ai: [Whacks Duo upside the head.] Bastard.

>Too calm for one thing and very soft. I don't like softies. When Victoria's Gundam shut
>down, he raced to her side without thinking about the Aqua, coming toward him.

All: ARGH!
Duo: Ryoga has a better sense of direction than this punctuation!
Ryoga: I hate to say it, but you’re right…

>Luckily, John covered the commander. I am jealous of Victoria, I mean the best guy in
>the team.

Ai: What the hell?
Brandon: Victoria’s a guy all of a sudden? Man, this is more FUBAR then ‘The Carrot Patch…’
Duo: Ack! I hated that lemon too! Tenchi was a bisexual, cross-dressing, pervert!

>While I am stuck with the 26 year old shrimp. Might I add a Mini Shakespear.

Ryoga: Who?
Brandon: [Shrugs.] I wish I knew.

>I mean day and night he recites or writes poems. That can get on a person's nerves!

>I snapped out of my thoughts when the Commander said my name. "Yes, Sir?" I asked. "I asked you if any enemies >are in sight," he repiled a bit annoyed. My luck he talks to me and he just asked if I see Zakus

Ai: [Looks at Brandon.] Is that really how it’s spelt?
Brandon: I think so… I mean, single is Zaku…

>or what ever else is out there. " Nope," I answered simply. Currently, we were heading
>toward a mine that was owned by Zeon.

All: [Gobsmacked.]
Brandon: …my god. She got the spelling right!

>The mission destroy and leave.

Duo: Haven’t they only done one mission together?

>Basicly the only mission sequence we had done the whole time together, as a team I
>mean. The three mobile suits or Gundams were in front and the hover truck behind.
>Everything was going normal and peaceful. Dammit!

Ai: [Shakes her finger in punishment.] Ah, ah, ah! ‘Dammit’ is spelt like this… [Hits Ryoga in a massive uppercut. Ryoga sails a few feet and lands on his feet.]
Ryoga: [Rubbing his jaw.] OW! DAMMITT!!!
Ai: [Smiles sweetly.] Like that.

>I could hear the crickets or whatever bug it was. Too normal I thought, I mean it was an
>important mine and Zeon would not leave it unguarded.

Brandon: [Turns to Ai.] Ai, dearie… May I borrow your sword, please?
Ai: [Hands Brandon her sword.] Sure. Um… what for?
Brandon: You’ll see. [Takes a fighting stance and goes Super Saiyan.] HYAA!!! [Charges forward at the screen. MASSIVE chopping and cutting.] There. [Hands back Ai her sword.] Done.
Duo: [Reading the new sentence.] ‘The end?’ Cool! All that out of one sentence!
All but Brandon: [Wild clapping.]
Brandon: [Takes a bow.] Thank you. Thank you.[Reverts back to normal.]
Ai: [Leaps us and kisses Brandon for a long time, finally reverting to normal.]
Brandon: [Grins.] So, am I forgiven?
Ai: [Sighs.] Yeah…

AUTHOR'S NOTE: ...ok... this joke sucked. But, YOU try and survive this fic, minus the MSTing!

>That's when I heard it, a metal clank about a few yards in front of the mobile suits.
>"Commander!" I yelled,"Watch out!" I bearly finished my shouts when a Zaku, no four
>came out of nowhere.

Ryoga: ‘A Zaku no 4?’
Duo: …the hell?
Ai: Uh?

>The Commander fired at the Zakus and ordered the hover truck to carefully drive
>through the legs of the mobile suits.
>"We'll, keep them busy, just hurry!" he yelled again. Tom was in the middle of "Romeo
>and Juliet" when I grabbed the wheel. Ok, the hover truck can drive up to 80 mph
>safely, I pushed it to 90. When we had almost cleared the last Zaku, it flipped and from
>what I could tell fell into a gorge.

All: WOOHOO!!!
Duo: [Gets up.] Time to go!
Brandon: [Yanks him back down.] No. Not for a while.

>Blackness....more blackness...HEY WHO'S LAYING ON ME!!!!!

All the guys: EWW!!!!
Ai: [Hits Duo and Ryoga.] Bastards.
Ryoga: [Holding his head in pain.] Hey! How come you don’t hit Brandon?
Ai: [Grins deviously.] I’ll take it out on him later… MUCH later…
Brandon: [Sighs.] I guess I won’t be getting any sleep tonight…

>I openned my eyes,"Yuck!" I pushed Romeo off me and looked around. We should be
>dead, yet we're not.

All: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!

>That's when I noticed we were upside down, not me, the hover truck. When I
>openned the hatch, that was now on the floor, I looked down a gorge with a river at the
>bottom. "WE ARE GOING TO DIEEEEEEE!!!" I yelled."Dammit!" I was going to die
>with a 26 year old fatso and Romeo mini.

Ryoga: Are there three people in there? Who is he?

>And no I wouldn't even consider it with him.

Duo: Riiight.

>I mean that.

All: Yeah, uh-huh.

>I tried to wake the dude up. "Hey! Wake up you are going to miss the first scene!" I
>yelled. His eyes snapped open immediatly, when I said that. "Really?" he asked in his
>accent. "NO! Just had to wake you up," I repiled. I then explained the situation to him,
>he freaked. He ran from side to side rocking the hover truck to and fro.

Brandon: Is it me, or does this seem more like an episode of Looney Tunes than 08th MS Team?
Ai: It’s you.

>"Stop that!" I shouted," Do you want to die sooner?" "No,I just got scared." he
>squeaked. "Lets see if the radio still works," I said calmly. "Ok," Tom agreed.
>"This is hover truck 08, I repeat hover truck 08," *click*

Ryoga: HEY! They’re a part of the 12th team, right?
Ai: Yes… So?
Brandon [Who just caught on.] and Ryoga: WHY IS IT HOVER TRUCK 08, THEN?

>"Commander Amada here, are you guys ok?" *click*

Duo: Hey, I thought he was an ensign…

>"IF YOU CALL HANGING ABOVE A GORGE OK THEN, YES!" *click*

Duo: [As Shiro.] Oh, ok. Good. We’ll be going now.

>"Calm down, we are locating you now, John will continue talking to you, ok?" *click*
>"fine, fine....Hurry up!" *click*
>I could hear three mobile suits come close, then a pully kind of squeak.

All: Wha?

>I heard the commander yell,"More to the right Victoria!"
>"Ok!" Victoria answered. *Squeak* That squeak was bothering me, it didn't sound right.
>Then as if I had jynxed the rope by saying that there was a *snap* and then a *thud* on
>top of the hover truck.

Brandon: [Raises an eyebrow.] Exactly what just hit the roof?
Ai: I don’t wanna know…

>"COMMANDER" both John and Victoria yelled.
>"You don't think," Romeo started. "Of course not, he's probably still on top of the hover
>truck," I said only reassuring myself.

Ryoga: YAY! He fell off the roof!

>To be continued....

Ai: Ah, crap… no more!

>
>
>Author's Note: Thanks for the reviews. Slim Gohan

Brandon: [Laughs.] ‘Slim Gohan’ is an author’s name? Geez, what a dork!
Ai: SON Gohan, maybe… but ‘Slim?’

>it sounds like you wish a appearance of Char.

Brandon: GYAAH! He’s DEAD!!!

>I can do that, not in this chapter though, keep on your toes Slim Gohan, Char is coming.

Duo: Sounds like the announcer for Dragon Ball Z!

>OK ONE MORE THING, I PASSED TOM AND JOHN BECAUSE
>THEY NEED TO BE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER NOT THIS ONE OK.
>Disclaimer: I do not own 08th MS Team or any other characters that are involed with
>Anime.
>Commander of the 08th Team
>Victoria's point of view
>By:Soul Goddess
>
>My eyes watered.."Shiro!!!!!" I screamed fighting the pain.

Ryoga: [As Victoria with a whip.] BACK! BACK!

>He lay there on top the hover truck, blood flowing into a dark red puddle around him.

Duo: This reminds me of when Heero self-detonated! Blood EVEREYWHERE!

>His eyes were open, but was there life as well?

Brandon: God, I hope not.

>"Commander!" I heard Tilly yell from the other side of the truck. She had made it onto
>the top of the truck with the help of Tom. I saw her run to Shiro. "Shiro?" I heard her
>ask him. He blinked, tried to get up and shouted in pain as Tilly gently pushed him back
>to a lieing position.

Ai: Slut.
Brandon: Eh? What do you mean?
Ai: She’s gonna take advantage of him!

>"Victoria get a rope for Tilly and.." he couldn't finish his sentence without coughing up
>blood.

Ryoga: [Drops on his knees to pray.] Is he gonna die?
Ai: Fat chance.

>I felt my heart break, I then turned to John and nodded. This time we doubled the ropes
>and got Tilly and Tom up. Then as we began to lower the rope again for the
>commander, the hover truck tipped, there wasn't much time.

Ai: Um…
Ryoga: [Scratches his head.] Didn’t it just fall?
Brandon: [Holds his head in pain.] My head hurts…

>I slid down the rope and gently landed by the Commander's side. The bleeding hadn't
>stopped, but there wasn't time.

All: DUH!
Brandon: Victoria is SO stupid! If the bleeding hasn’t stopped yet, then OF COURSE there isn’t much time!

>I held onto the Commander as John pulled us up. As I layed the Commander on a
>blanket,

Duo: Whore.
Brandon: Don’t tell me. She ‘layed’ the commander, right?
Duo: Yep! ^_^
Ai: [Hits Duo.] Bastard!!!

>we all heard the hover truck fall into the almost bottomless gorge. "Call," the
>Commander started. "Don't talk I said," reliefed to see the bleeding had finally stopped.
>Our mission was delayed due to the Commander's injuries, but we were all happy to see
>he was still alive. After three days, the Commander ordered us to "Move Out!"

Ryoga: Dyaah!
Ai: You know, move out doesn’t have to be said like that…
Brandon: It’s a bad fic, what do you expect?

>We had to get back to the mission, but Tilly and Tom would not be able to come. So
>they stayed a few miles away from the Zeon Mine, to look out for reinforcements. We
>moved in slowly, each from a different direction.

Brandon: I can see SO MANY things wrong with this tactic. But I’ll let Duo speak here… Duo?
Duo: Thanks! You know, dividing up your forces like that is just ASKING for trouble! I mean, if one Gundam ran into three Zakus, then they’d be screwed!
Ai and Ryoga: Thank you. [Begin clapping.]
Brandon and Duo: [Begin bowing.] Thank you.

>The Commander shot first as our signal to attack, since we had agreeded

All: D-aah!
Brandon: BAD SPELLING!
Ai: AAUGH! IT BURNS!!!

>to radio silence. John hit them from a distance, while the Commander was close. I
>attacked the Zakus that had been sent out, covering the Commander as well as John.
>"Dammit!" John yelled as a covered Zaku cut off his Gundam's left arm. John hit the
>Zaku with his other arm destroying the Zaku but breaking John's other arm.

Ryoga: Does ANYBODY know what is going on here?
Brandon: [Re-reads the previous text.] Hmm… Nope.

>"Fall back, John!" the Commander yelled. John fell back leaving only me and the
>Commander to finish the job. With a few more minutes of firing, the Zeon Mine burst
>into flames. When we returned John was fixing his Gundam. "Great work everyone,"
>the Commander said. "I think you all will enjoy that we are on stand by for a few days."
>We cheered.

All: [Plainly.] Yay.

>A time to rest and to sort out my feelings for the Commander. Little did I know that the
>stand by was going to be ruined and a traitor in our team would be revealed.
>To be continued...
>

Brandon: [Gets up.] Well, the airlock’s unlocked. I guess we can have an intermission…
All: WOOHOO!!! [All exit.]

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4:27 am. Back in the lounge of the B.M.S. Michael J. Nelson, Brandon and Ai had, apparently, made up. They were currently in the middle of a MASSIVE make-out session. Duo was, of course, disgusted.
“God,” Duo groaned as ‘he sat down in a recliner chair to watch HBO, “will you go get a room already? Where’s the HBO guide?”
Brandon glared at Duo, “Duo. You’re NOT going to watch Brittany Spears’ newest concert just so you can jack off! Besides, “he paused to throw Duo September 2002’s HBO guide, “look here.”
“DYAAH!” Duo screeched as he saw her picture, “She’s a man!”
“Yep.”
“S-s-she’s got… STUBBLE!!!!” Duo continued.
“Of course.” Brandon then continued to make out with Ai.
“Yeah, sure… go have sex you two horny lovebirds…” grumbled Duo as he turned off the TV.
Ai glared at the braided pilot, “Get bent, bastard. We don’t always go at it like rabbits.” As if to prove her point, Ai stuck out her tongue immaturely at Duo.
Ryoga stepped forward, willing to add his 2 cents, “Well, then… What are those giggles and groans coming from your room at night? Hmm?”
Brandon flushed bright red as Ai explained, “We snuggle.”
Both Duo and Ryoga’ jaws dropped in surprise, “SNUGGLE?” they asked in shock, “Have you two EVER had sex?”
Brandon turned a color that could rival a beacon for passing airplanes as Ai said, “Twice. Once back in 2001, and once for our 5-year anniversary. Why?”
Duo stuttered, “We-well, uh… then what about the noises?”
Ai smiled a sweet smile that could melt cold steel, “Cuddling.”
At that moment, the alarms went off.
“FANFIC SIGN!” Brandon shouted as everyone ran into the theater again.

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>
>Author's Note: OK HERE IS CHAR.

All: [Face-fault.] Gyah!
Brandon: [Goes Super Saiyan. To Soul Goddess.] DO YOU EVER LISTEN TO ME? CHAR IS DEAD! HE’S BEEN DEAD FOR YEARS! ARE YOU THICKER THEN THE CHILD OF THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND A HIGH SCHOOL CHEERLEADER?!?!?!?! [Begins breathing heavily.]
Ai: [Puts her arm around Brandon.] There, there honey… Not all authors are as smart as you.
Brandon: [Pants.] Mblow0t5’s WAY smarter then me.
Duo: No surprise there.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: I really don't mean any offence to you Soul Goddess. It's just that you ticked me off then. Char IS dead, by the way.

>Sorry about that one chapter where the title didn't match I was kinda hyper.

Ryoga: Obviously this piece of anemic squitter is written by an 8-year-old.
Ai: [Shakes her head.] Nah. I bet she’s a Hentai author.

>Ok, in this chapter a traitor is revealed and Char is going to be here ,too.

Duo: I don’t mean to be mean, but this author read ‘Plot Twists for Dummies’ lately, hasn’t she?
Brandon: This seems totally predictable!

>Due to the twist in this chapter there are going to be two point of views, John's and
>Tom's.
>Disclaimer: Look, I don't own any characters that are included in any other anime. And
>I don't own the 08th MS Team itself. k?
>Cool.
>
>The Traitor and Char, Part 1

All: [As William Shattner.] Wow! What a… surprise… title!

>John's and Tom's point of view
>By: Soul Goddess
>
>JOHN
>I looked out into the night sky, it had been a day of rest and peace. Tilly had spent the
>day watching me.

Duo: Romance abounds for the 12th team! Well… a few poorly contrived Julia Roberts-styled romances anyway…
Brandon: I bet that something bad happens and most of the team dies.

>I wonder if she likes me. That doesn't matter she's a b.. oh forget it.

Ryoga: …he hates her, but…
Ai: Don’t ask. Men are complicated when it comes to Love/Hate relationships.

>Tom was as usually playing a viola that he had secertly put into the hover truck.
>Victoria had confessed her feelings to the Commander. After they had kissed, I left, I
>hate having to be here.

Brandon: Dwah?
Duo: That’s two sentences! How…
Ai: This reminds me of ‘Prince of Space!’

>But I knew that it was too early for any events to happen. I mean I would have to wait
>till midnight, even if it was so far away.
>"John?" it was the Commander,"Anything bothering you?" He sounded like he knew
>what was on my mind even though that wasn't possible. "No, Sir." I answered as calm
>as I could. "It's ten now, so I wanted to know if you wanted the first or second shift," he
>stated. The second shift was going to be to late, so I said,"The first, Sir." He blinked, I
>then remembered telling him I hated the first shift, so I quickly pointed to a book that
>was beside me.

Ryoga: The commander’s gonna have to be a complete moron not to figure out that John’s the traitor!
Brandon: [Glares at Ryoga.] Thanks a lot! I had no clue who the traitor was!

>"Why didn't you say so," he said patting my back. "Good night."

Ai: I guess that you’re right, Ryoga. Shiro is a complete moron!

>"Night Commander," I repiled as innoccent as possible. As soon as everyone was gone
>and asleep, I smirked. They all brought it, no one suspected a thing.

Duo: What did they bring? I’d like to know!

>I looked at the clock, 11:55 pm.
>Perfect, I sat up and turned on the radio.
>*This is John, requesting a word with Char*

Ai: The radio must be part Ouiji board…
Brandon: I guess that’s the only reason for John talking to a dead man!

>*Char here, have you gotten rid of the Commander?*
>*No, Sir. Forgive me.*
>*It's all right I have heard he is as good as his father.*

Ryoga: [As John.] In other words, he’s no problem.

>*Orders, Sir.*
>*Are you on stand by?*
>*Yes, Sir.*
>*Then get rid of as many as you can*
>*Okay, I will. But I have a suggestion.*
>*If we capture them all, or the worthy ones. Then we could use them to test the
>Odessa.*
>*I have thought of that, but I am certain they will not do it.*
>*It will work Sir, the Chief has a crush on the Commander. So we can say that if he
>doesn't do it that we'll kill her.*

Duo: Well, now don’t that suck.

>*Yes, that sounds good. Bring back only the Commander and Chief then.*
>*Roger that, over.*
>That meant that I would need to get rid of Tilly and Tom tonight. I smirked as I crawled
>to the tent where "Romeo" slept.

Ai: I smell a Lemon scene!
Brandon: Ah, come on! I seriously doubt that there’d be a yaoi scene in this!

>
>TOM (A.N. Tom talks a lot!! That is part of his nature.)
>I had wanted to sleep, really I did.

Duo: [As Tom.] But then John ran into my tent and… [Notices the other MSTers glaring at him.] …eheheh… I’ll shut up now.

>But a song came into my heart and I had to write it down.

Ryoga: [As Tom.] Lessee… The hills are alive with the sound of music…

>I plucked the viola's strings to make sure they were in tune. That's when I heard it, a
>stick crack and a breathing.

Ai: [Covering her ears.] Ah! That violin needs some serious tuning!!!

>I sticked my head out,"Oh John, have you come to see the great Romeo perform acts of
>new and old. Or maybe comedy is what is needed or a classic of untold truth. Or even a
>song of pure love or tale from above. Yes that is..." My speech was cut short when John
>grabbed my throat and began to deprive me of air.

All: Woohoo!
Duo: KILL THAT BASTARD!!!

>I mean I know I talk a lot but really. After a minute I had a feeling his wasn't going to
>let go. I clawed his face with my finger nails. He finally let go.
>As soon as I had caught my breath I said,"That was not funny at all! I mean and I quote
>"Prithee mi lord but I must sqat in yonder brushes or I will dampen thy attractive
>knee"

All the guys: EWWWW!!!
Ai: [Hits Duo and Ryoga SEVERAL times.] BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!

>(A.N. that was from the book series "Everworld" and it might not be 100% right.
>AND TOM IS NOT GAY!

Duo: [Scoffs.] Yeah, right. And I’ve got a girlfriend.

>Thank you.)

Brandon: You’re welcome.

>"that was funny but what you did wasn't!" I finished pleased with myself. "Listen don't
>make this harder," he said while he pushed me off the ledge of the gorge we had stayed
>by. I yelled and then black and more..black.

Duo: You know, I hate it when a fic kills off a beloved character…
Brandon: Yeah…
Duo: This is great, though!

>To be continued...

Ai: WHERE’S CHAR?
Brandon: [Grabs her arm.] Not in this chapter.
Ai: But… bu… but…
Brandon: [Pats her back.] There, there. I know what you mean…

>
>
>
>Author's Note: This is part 2 of The Traitor and Char.

Ryoga: [Nudges Brandon.] Brandon, your cue.
Brandon: Huh? Oh, thanks. [Stands up, goes Super Saiyan again.] FOR WHAT IS MOST LIKELY NOT THE LAST TIME, CHAR ASNABLE IS DEAD DAMMITT!!!!!!!!! [Sits down again and reverts to normal.] Thank you.

>I really want to hear some reviews about these two chapters. So enjoy and please
>review.
>Disclaimer: Ok for the fifth or sixth time, I do not own Char or the 08th MS Team or
>any anime characters.
>The Traitor and Char, part 2
>Tilly's point of view
>By: Soul Goddess
>
>I watched in horror as Tom fell down and down.

Duo: In horror? Man, I’d be GLAD the freak was dead!

>John had just done something so terrible and so evil.

Ai: No, he didn’t. What John DID do, however, was save this fic from a misspelt, walking typo.

>By then I was mad, furious.
>How could I have drooled over a traitor?

Ai: Very easily, dear…

>I mean Tom was annoying but he was so sweet at times, too. Well, was. I hid behind a
>tree as I watched John enter my tent. I knew what he was planning to do, kill everyone!

Brandon: Um… how? Is she psychic?
Duo: She COULD be a ‘Newtype…’ but that doesn’t explain mind reading…

>But why! He was a respected family friend to the Amada family. I mean now that I
>thought of it the Amada family had taken a lot fame from the last war and could have
>been rich. Instead the Amada family gave the money charity and things to help replace
>things lost in the war.

Ryoga: Whoa! [Turns to Brandon.] The Amada family made money off the war?
Brandon: [Shrugs.] Not that I know of…

>Their true friends was John's family.
>That's when it hit me, John's family didn't recevie any of the money

Ai: That’s because John’s family wasn’t IN the war!

>and so, John signed with Zeon and became a double agent. Bastard. Well, all I had to do
>now was warn the Commander without being seen. But how? John was currently still in
>my tent, so I crawled quietly toward the Commander's tent. I got there, and tapped on
>the canvas.

Ryoga: She TAPPED on the canvas?
Brandon: Soul Goddess, your spelling and grammar SUCKS.

>"Tilly?" the Commander asked. "Sir its..." I couldn't finish because John had appeared
>and had a gun aimed at my hea...........................

Brandon: ‘Hea’? …the hell?
Duo: Head?

>
>Shiro's point of view

Duo: Naah. I’d prefer Tilly’s P.O.V. then this.
Ryoga: But… SHE’S DEAD!
Duo: So?

>"TILLY!!" I raced outside to see John with a gun and Tilly limp on the floor.

Ai: I take it that this means she’s dead, right?
Duo: I don’t know… I mean, this fic has lied to us before…

>"YOU BASTARD!!" I grabbed the gun and punched him in the face. He fell back as I
>kicked him, umm..you know where.

Brandon: [Gobsmacked.] Shiro can swear, but NOT say penis? Damn…

>He screamed in pain and punched me in the gut. And then another to the face, then he
>hit me over the head with gun.

All: SHOOT HIM DAMMITT!

>No more bullets I figured.

Ryoga: Damn.

>I fell, blood on my face,

Ai: Big disgrace.
Duo: Kickin’ his can all over the place.
All: [Look at each other. To the tune of Queen’s ‘We Will Rock You.’] WE WILL, WE WILL, ROCK YOU!
Brandon: Everybody!
All: [Same as last time.] WE WILL, WE WILL, ROCK YOU!

>head and body. Victoria by this time had come out and was about to punch John when, a
>man with blond hair grabbed her.

Duo: [in shock.] Quatre?!?! When did HE get in the U.C. universe?

>Char.

All: [Deep breath now…] FOR THE LAST TIME, CHAR IS DEAD!!!!!

>He had a knife to her neck and about four Zakus with him.

Duo: [As a Kindergarten teacher.] Now, boys and girls, can you say… overkill?

>Char chuckled and lead Victoria to the hover truck and John took me there, too. They
>tied us up and threw us in the back of the truck. They talked as the hover truck drove on.
>"Good work, John."
>"Thank you, Sir."
>"Are the others dead?"
>"Yes, Sir."

All: WOOHOO!!
Ryoga: [Gets out party hats.] Let’s party!
Brandon: [Snaps his fingers. Beer appears in 6-packs in front each MSTer.] Break out the booze!

>"Good, the Odessa is ready to lanuch."
>"We will be there in ten minutes."
>"Good."
>Char looked at me with evil eyes and laughed. "So Amada, are you ready? For the ride
>of your life?"
>To be continued....

Ai: [Down on her knees, pleading with whatever deity will listen.] Please… Please…. Let this monstrosity be over….

>
>
>
Author's Note: OKay, this is the LAST CHAPTER!

Duo: THANK GOD!

>I hope you peps like the ending I wrote.

All: We won’t.
Ryoga: TRUST us. Especially if the plot is the same as the rest.

>Please REVIEW this! I hoped u peps like it, here it goes.

Brandon: Aah! Abbreviations! Slang!
Ai: EVIL!

>Disclaimer- OK Last time, I do not own The 08th MS Team or Char, etc.
>The Decision
>Victoria's point
>By:Soul Goddess
>
>I sat there on the floor of the cell with tears in my eyes, Tilly...Tom! Both killed by
>that...that Traitor!

Duo: So?

>How could he? He was so realibe

Ryoga: ‘Realibe’? …the hell?
Brandon: Someone needs a spell-check!~

>in battle and as a friend, so why? Just because the Amada family hadn't given them
>money, he decides to side with the Zeon.

Brandon: Oh, sure. That’s a real reason to betray your friends and family. JUST because they didn’t give you ANY of their HARD-EARNED money…

>But why poor Tilly and Tom,...Tilly was so young and so was Tom and both a whole
>life to live.

Duo: Well, not Tom. I mean, come on! WHO would want to go out with someone who quotes old-fashioned plays? [Pauses to look at Brandon.]
Brandon: [Kneeling in front of Ai. Making GRAND hand gestures.] ‘But love is blind, and lovers cannot see the pretty follys that themselves commit.’ Merchant of Venice.
Ai: [Shifting her weight uncomfortably in her seat.] Um… honey, could you wait till later? I REALLY don’t want to ruin this pair of pajamas…
Duo: [Turns to Ryoga.] Damn. I stand corrected. Do you know any old play quotes?
Ryoga: Don’t ask me, man. I spent most of my life hunting down Ranma.

>But it was shattered by war and then by...John.

Ai: Damn… life must be more fragile then a mirror…

>I looked over at Shiro, he too was thinking the same thing.

Brandon: DAMN! Everyone’s a Newtype here!

>I saw it in his eyes. Then John and Char had to come, those jerks! They walked us to the
>new mobile suit the Odessa. It was huge, with four Zeon like eyes and armor all around
>it's body. It was about four times as big as a Gundam and had two main beams, one on
>the front and the other on the back.

Duo: Um… according to these descriptions, it’s a Mobile Armour, not a Mobile Suit.

>I could see right away it needed to have two pilots. Shiro looked at it too, but not in aw,
>but in di .

All: ‘di’? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

>It of course, looked almost like the Apalus

All but Brandon: [Look to Brandon.] Is THAT how it’s spelt?
Brandon: [Looks in the ‘Official Gundam Mecha Guide.’] Um… yep. Believe it or not!

>that Shiro's father had destroyed in the last war. So they wanted us to fly this thing or
>Odessa?

Ai: THERE’S MORE THEN ONE?
Duo: Jeez…

>Yeah, right.
>As if I had said out loud, Char began wrapping a bomb around me.

Duo: Oh, man. Char’s into S&M as well.
Ryoga: What is the anime world coming to?
Ai: [Gets ready to hit Duo & Ryoga, but stops.] Damn. It’s just not worth it.

>Yuck, a catch or so called "do it or BOOM!" He smiled, I simply spit in his face as I
>climbed into the Odessa. Shiro was in the seat in front of me and had already started this
>monster up.

Brandon: So, he can start up a new machine – completely different then a normal Gundam – and he can STILL start it up?
Ryoga: Damn… talk about user-friendly.

>He was up to something, I just knew it but what? As we hovered over the base, Shiro
>turned to me.

Ai: When did they lift off?
Brandon: Crap! I think we skipped about three pages here!

>"Victoria," he said in my ear. "Take the bomb off, and put your seat belt on. "Wha?" I
>asked confused.

Duo: COME ON! He’s gonna use the ejector seats!
Brandon: How dense can one person be??
Ai: [Chucks a finger at Duo and giggles.] Don’t look too far, hon.
Duo: HEY!

>Instead of repeating himself he took off the bomb and threw it to the side.

Ryoga: Getting a little forward, are we?

>Then as I realized what he had planned, he pushed my eject button. Up in the sky I saw
>it all happen. There was a light and a loud Boom! That echoed in my ears as I fell into a
>sleep.

All: Yay?

>
>**********************************************************************
>*************************************************************One year
>Later ************************************** No one's point of view. Narrattor.
>

Duo: There was a narrator?

>A woman, Victoria stood in a graveyard. She stared at Tilly, Tom and John's graves.

Brandon: Yeah, yeah… We’ve seen all of this. Victoria places a rose/something special at each grave, and cries a lot. It’s a staple in every bad movie/fanfiction/book.

>In her arms she carried a child, a baby, sleeping.

Ai: She’s babysitting, and took it to a graveyard? Very irresponsible!

>And in her hand four flowers, roses. She smiled at Tilly's grave placing a red rose down.
>She put a shakespearan poem on Tom's and a yellow rose. Victoria frowned at John's
>grave, but put a dollar bill there anyway and a black rose.

All: D’oh!

>Then she paused, and looked at the child in her arms.

Duo: Bad plot twist coming in…

>Then she kissed two of her fingers and placed them on the last grave and placed the blue
>rose down.

Brandon: Things…

>She turned with tears in her eyes

Brandon: Tears…

>and left the graves behind. The wind blew as the last grave read...............................
>Shiro Amada.

Duo: Well… can’t say I’m surprised.
Ryoga: Me neither.
Ai: WAIT! Victoria got pregnant off a… kiss?
Brandon: The only explanation I have is… a gross negligence of Biology.

>END
>Author's Note: Please tell me what u think! Thanks for reading my fanficition.

Brandon: Well, it’s over. [Gets up.] Let’s go.
All: [Exit the theater.]

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The four MSTers crept out of the theater. It was now 6 am, and the other inhabitants – Shinji Ikari and Gene Starwind – might wake up soon. Brandon and Ai are spaced apart by Duo, who looks dead on his feet. Ryoga is, for once, ahead of the others.
“Hey…” observed Duo, “Ryoga’s here. He didn’t get lost…” at this, most of the room’s inhabitants froze.
Brandon was the first one to break the silence with a word, “Why?”
Ai thought about this, and – finally – figured it out, “His bandana isn’t on!” all of them looked at her like she was insane. Ai shrugged, “I figure it was cutting off the blood flow to his brain. It must have taken a while…”
At that moment, a loud bang filled the room, accompanied by a bright flash of black light. When the sound and light faded away, a young woman was crouched in the middle of the room. She was about 16, or 17 years old. Her shoulder-length brown hair fluttered a little as she stood. As their vision adjusted, they saw that she had hazel eyes, and was dressed similar to Ai. She wore blue jeans, a black tank top, and carried a sword similar to – if not the same as – Ai’s. She blinked a few times, and stepped forward.
She looked curiously at the group of MSTers, then said, “Mom? Dad?” she ran forward to Brandon and Ai, pulling them into a tight hug, “WOW! I never thought I’d see you guys this young! I mean, mom, you’re so young and thin! Dad, you have lots of hair!”
Brandon and Ai gaped at each other.
“Dad?” Ai mouthed to Brandon.
“Mom?” Brandon mouthed back.
“Oh, yeah…” the mystery gal blushed, “I never introduced myself to you guys!” she let go of the ones that she called Mom and Dad and stepped back to introduce herself, bowing, “I’m Chau Masters, your 17 year-old daughter from about 20 years in the future! And how are you, Uncle Duo? Uncle Ryoga?” Chau looked about for a second, then asked, “Where’s Uncle Shinji and Gene?”
Unable to say anything, the four people stared in shock at the new arrival.

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Muahahaha!!! Here’s your last member of the team for you guys! I thought of putting Vegeta from DBZ in, but that’s been done – same with Goku and Wufei Chang. So, I decided to use something almost never used in MSTs – time traveling children.
In case anybody was wondering, Ai Seki’s unique personality came from three sources: My friends Star La Branche and Carina Mitchell from reality, while the third came from a manga character. Mian Toris from Johji Manabe’s ‘Caravan Kidd.’

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