In the not-to-distant future,
Right here in time and space,
Brandon Masters and his insane friends are caught in a very nasty place!
Corralled by the Government-
To test their resolve-
They took some of the most useless humans available,
And gave them a job!
We'll send them cheesy fanfics,
The worst we can find.
They'll have to sit and watch them all,
And we'll monitor their minds.
Now keep in mind we can't control
How much we get paid.
We'll try to keep our spirits up,
And hope to get laid!

MSTer Roll Call!
Ai Seki! (I'm not a slut!)
Bryan Walker! (Can I borrow a barf bag?)
Brandon Masters! (Huh? I'm the $%@ AUTHOR!)
DUOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! (Hey, got a few bucks?)

Now if you're wondering where they eat and live,
And other science facts,
Just repeat to yourself:
"It's just a fic,
I should really just relax!"
Oh, Mystery Science Theater 2001!
Twwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnggggg!

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[S3’s office. The karaoke contest is over. Unfortunately, none of them could sing. Oh, well… anyway, the mood is a much darker one than last time. S3’s head is in his lap, and he’s mumbling slightly. Ai is sitting in Brandon’s lap – and both are solemn. Duo is laying on the floor, moaning in frustration. Dirk is gone… having quit several hours ago, only to head into Douglas Adam’s two novels.]

Brandon: I can’t believe it…
Ai: It’s all over…
S3: Well, we had it coming… I should have looked more closely at the fine print… [Takes out a sheet of paper. Reads it.] Your 300% bonus is only good for one month – and then, your project is to be cancelled.
Brandon: I don’t wanna face reality… [All look up as a new person walks into the room.] Bryan?
Bryan: [Happily sits down into a chair.] Well, things haven’t changed THAT much… have they?
Ai: Well, we have a new member… [Points to Duo.] And Brandon and I have had make-out sessions. That’s about it.
Bryan: Why’s everyone so sad? I mean, we’ve got bad fanfiction to MST! Come on! What’s wrong? [Blinks as S3 slides him the sheet of paper.] …oh.
S3: [Stands up.] Well, we still have enough money to MST one last fanfiction. What’s it gonna be? Note that it CAN’T be a lemon. Our budget isn’t big enough. However, we DO have sound effects now… Cool, huh?
Ai: Yep. Let’s do it randomly. Brandon? How about you?
Brandon: [Snores.]
Ai: Oh. Um… can we leave him out for now?
S3: [Shrugs.] Sure. You’re fic is gonna be a Gundam Wing fanfic: ‘Time to Dye’ by Koneko. If you hate it, I’ve done my job. In respect of the TV show that inspired this: You have fanfic sign. [Ai, Bryan and Duo enter the theater.]

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Bryan: So, our last fic. I hope it’s worth it.
Ai: I doubt it.

>"Time to Dye" - written by Koneko

Bryan: Um… is someone dying?
Duo: How can someone DYE? I thought a person could die…
Ai: I bet it’s a typo.

>warnings: OOC,

Duo: Isn’t that a GIVEN in most fanfics?
Ai: That seems to be true in Gundam fics.

>humor,and people getting their hair dyed left and right.

Bryan: So, in other words, no change.
Ai: Heh.
Bryan: HA! I still got it. [Does a little victory dance.]
Duo: Oh, come on! My hair isn’t that bad!!!

>author's notes: "Yet another old ficcie I've done.. It's weird, people getting
>their hair dyed left and right was something that hit me right at the end..
>OH well, it started out all nifty like, then went down the spiral of
>'Konekoness' .. Don't ask, anyway..

All: We won’t.

>It is a good year old. And I'd like to think my writing has improved since
>then. My sence of 'plot' was a bit foggy. Ooops.. I own nothing remember..
>Hah, now you know the title wasn't misspelled.. Bahh..

Duo: Moo…
Ai: Meow…
Bryan: D’oh!

>// ... // Charater thought
>____________________________________________________________
>
>Relena listened to Heero’s frantic almost scared voice. She focused on his
>Prussian eyes.

Ai: Um… he’s not talking…

>“What, you mean Duo’s been captured?”

Duo: You know, I’m beginning to take all of these ‘being captured’ stereotypes personally…
Bryan: I don’t blame you.
Ai: Can we feel sorry for him LATER? The sooner this is over, the sooner we leave.

>She blurted out not believing her ears. Heero paused, and then went on.
>Relena saw the fear in his eyes, something she has never seen before.

Bryan: And characterization goes… [Snaps his fingers.] Now. [All pause as Brandon enters the room.] Hi.
Duo: That was eerie…
Brandon: Hi. Did I miss anything?
Ai: Not really. Just a crappy author excuse, and a plot twist at the first sentence.
Brandon: [Yawns. Sits down next to Ai.] Ok.

>Therefore, this was important.

Brandon: Or had something to do with Barney.

>“How will you get him out?” Relena asked almost choking on the words.
>Heero stared into her violet eyes, awed by their beauty.

Duo: WAITAMINUTE! Wait a goddamn minute!
All the others: [Uninterested.] Yes?
Duo: This isn’t going to be a Heero x Relena lemon, is it?
Brandon: [Sighs.] Was there a lemon warning at the beginning?
Duo: [Thinks.] Um… Not that I know of.
Ai: [Picking up Brandon’s train of thought.] Then probably not.

>//Why is he telling me this? Is there something else wrong that I don’t
>know about..// The thought made her shiver.
>“I’ll go there to silence him, not to get him out.” Heero muttered lowly.

Brandon: [As Heero.] I’ve got duct tape.
Duo: That’s not very funny…
All but Duo: SO?

>Relena gasped, knowing very well what that meant.
>“But, why are you telling me?” She blurted out. The Perfect Soldier looked
>like he was going to drop dead.

Bryan: Does this mean that he’s a zombie?
Duo: That would explain a HELL of a lot…
Brandon: [As a zombie.] Brains! Brains! Brains!

>“I’m telling you this because,” Heero’s voice was weaker now.“ I may not
>come back.” Relena’s heart dropped. “You.. you won’t?”

Ai: [As Marty McFly, from the TV edited ‘Back to the Future III.”] She’s an idiot!
Brandon: I know! Heero only said ‘may not!’

>She fought back tears just to get the words out.

Duo: [As Relena with a whip.] BACK! BACK!

>“Good by Relena.”

Brandon: Um… what the hell is a ‘by?’
Bryan: So, she made a good by?
Ai: [Thinks about it.] Hmm… [Re-arranges the letters in the sentence.] There. Understand now?
Brandon & Bryan: Oh. ‘Goodbye, Relena.’
Brandon: I get it now…

>Heero’s face looked pale although she could barely tell in the dark.

Duo: The question is: what were they doing there?
Ai: [Hits Duo.] Bastard.

>The Gundam pilot turned and ran down the dark street not giving Relena a
>chance to say ‘good by’.

Bryan: Who made th-
Ai: [Places her fist over Bryan’s head.] Don’t say it.

> Relena panicked, she could not bear to see him leave.
>“Heero!” Relena finally shouted. “I love you, don’t leave me!”

Bryan: RUN!
Duo: RUN, YOU POOR BASTARD!!!

>Relena stood in the dark staring into the night waiting for him to come
>back.

Ai: She’s in for a long wait.
Brandon: Yep.

>Heero kept on running, but his heart was aching.

Duo: He’s having a heart attack?
Brandon: Nope… At least, I hope not…

>Miliardo’s sister broke out into an uncontrollable sob.

Ai: So, Zechs is in this too?
Bryan: Nope.
Brandon: [Stands up in front of the group.] Come on! Don’t you remember what the introduction pamphlet said?
All: Grin and nod. [All do what they said.]
Brandon: [Sitting down again.] That’s better…

>“He’s going to die and doesn’t care. He’s going to kill his friend and he
>doesn’t care!” She wailed.
>**********
>An hour later Relena was in her apartment, alone.
>“Darn you Heero,

Bryan: Damn Toonami editing.
Duo: [Hysterical.] I’M NOT THE GREAT DESTROYER, I’M THE GOD OF DEATH! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Brandon: [Calmly.] Duo… settle…
Duo: [Rabid foam begins to foam at his mouth.] NEVER! MUAHAHA!
Bryan: [Looks about.] Where’s the tranquilizer?
Ai: [Takes a box out from under her seat.] Here. [Hands it to Brandon.]
[SSSSSST]
Duo: MUAHaHahahAhaHaha… Mmmm… Good stuff…

>you always leave me like this.” She thought while looking at the picture
>Dorothy had given her of the Gundam pilot.

Brandon: I don’t see why was Dorothy stalking Heero…
Duo: [Heavily sedated until stated otherwise.] You haven’t seen her in the Manga version then. [Shivers horribly.]
Brandon: [Recalls the events from the Manga.] Ewww…
Bryan: Wait. WHICH Gundam pilot is the picture of?

>Heero slipped past the guards cautiously and stealthily.

Ai: [As the guard Cautiously.] Nope! No Gundam pilots trying to free their fellow pilots here! What about you, Stealthily?
Brandon: [As the guard Stealthily.] Nope!

>//This is way too easy.//

Bryan: That’s my opinion here too…

>Heero mused. Duo’s cell was right across from him. He slowly moved
>closer and closer hesitating for the first time. He tapped in the code he had
>just beat out of a guard.. The door slid open sounding an alarm.

Duo: WAIT! Didn’t he just get the right code from the guard?
Brandon: [Smiles and nods.]
Bryan: Cool. The idea actually works…

>The Deathscythe pilot jumped up at the sound.
>“Hurry up, this way Duo!” Heero yelled while shooting at guards, that had
>already made their way to them. Duo quickly jumped up and ran after the
>Japanese boy.
>“I’m surprised you would come to save me!” The braided boy shouted.

Duo: You know, I’m not THAT surprised. AND I’M HIM!

>“That’s not what my idea was at first.” Heero replied. As they turned a
>corner, they realized that there was no escape.

Bryan: And bad plot twist… [Snaps his fingers.] Now. [All pause as popcorn falls on top of them all.] Damn…
Brandon: Um… Bryan? [Stares at popcorn in front of him.] Are you SURE that the hospital didn’t do anything strange to you?
Duo: [Begins to eat ALL of the popcorn.] THIS IS COOL! [The sedative FINALLY wears off.] Whoa. What’s going on? Why is there popcorn here?
Ai: Search me. All I know is that it’s the cool Kettle-Corn-in-a-bag stuff…

>“This isn’t good.” Duo muttered while stepping back.

All but Duo: THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!!
Duo: [Completely pissed.] HEY! I’m beginning to take these slams very personally!
Brandon: Good.

>//There’s too many of them, // Heero thought, // But we still have to try to
>get out.//

Duo: Look. I’m in for living and everything… but I thought… [Takes a deep breath.] THAT HEERO WANTED TO KILL ME!!!
Brandon & Ai: [Grins and nods.]

>Heero threw Duo against the wall behind him, jumped in front of him and
>fired at as many guards as possible.
>“Heero, what are you doing!?” The God of Death shouted, just as each
>guard fell to the ground. Heero dropped to his knees.
>“Heero!” The Deathscythe pilot screamed.

Bryan: [Snickers.] You scream like a girl…
Duo: [Screams.] HEY!
All but Duo: Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Duo: [Pouts.] I’m gonna leave soon…

>Heero had managed to kill all the guards but not without being shot
>himself.
>“With your skill I’m surprised you got shot at all.” Duo announced while
>kneeling beside a gasping Wing Zero pilot.

Ai: You know, instead of talking, YOU COULD TAKE HIM TO A HOSPITAL!!!

>“I guess there wasn’t that many.” The Japanese boy wheezed.

Duo: [As himself.] Huh? [Chuckles.] I think you skipped a line…

>“Come on we better get you of here, before more come.” Duo pointed out
>as he helped Heero to his feet.
>**********
>Relena’s eyes opened to a muffled tapping at her window.
>“Huh, what’s that?” She mumbled while hopping out of bed. There was
>one more tap before she reached her window.
>“Who is doing that?” Relena yelled as she opened her window. She looked
>down at the street to see Duo and Heero standing there.

Ai: So… Her window is on the second floor…
Brandon: [Continuing her train of thought.] …but Duo was able to knock on it?
Brandon, Ai, & Duo: [Grins and nods.]

>“You guys are okay!” She screamed

Brandon: Relena seems typecast here…
Bryan & Duo: THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!
Duo: Hey, Ai, how come you…
Ai: …didn’t join in? Because, [Glomps Brandon.] I’d NEVER do anything to hurt my baby!!!

>then turned to run out to meet them, but something was wrong. Duo was
>too quiet and Heero.. Heero wasn’t doing anything but leaning against
>Duo’s shoulder.

All: HE’S DRUNK!

>She quickly ran back to the window to see Heero sitting somewhat
>slumped over on the sidewalk and Duo senselessly talking to him about
>‘the failed mission’. Relena knew something was wrong.

Duo: She’s VERY perceptive today.
Bryan: Oh, yeah… Usually, she’s a complete and utter bimbo.
Brandon: [As Relena from Gundam Wing episode 2.] Those are torpedoes, aren’t they? I can tell!

>When outside she was stunned to find Heero injured, and he did it to safe
>Duo.

Ai: Duo’s inside a safe now?
Duo: [Grumpy.] I’d better not be…

>“We better get him to a hospital.” Relena suggested.
>“No..” Heero muttered.
>“What, are you crazy?” The braided pilot yelled.

Bryan: Man, the punctuation seems lost today…
Brandon: [Grins.] Maybe it’s played by Ryoga Hibiki.
Duo: [As the punctuation, as Ryoga Hibiki.] WHERE AM I NOW??

>“They.. might.. have soldiers posted there.. to look out for us.” The Perfect
>Soldier uttered under his breathe.

Ai: Under his BREATHE?
Duo: …the hell?
Brandon: [As Heero as Captain Kirk.] We… Must… Self-detonate!!
Ai: [Glomps Brandon.] THAT’S my guy!

>“But, you’ll die if we don’t.”

Duo: Die, schmie. He’s lost over nine-tenths of his of his blood before… I THINK he’ll survive this scratch.

>Relena pleaded as she grabbed Heero’s hand. The Wing Zero pilot looked
>up to see a warm but worried smile on both Relena and Duo’s faces.
>“Fine, but I warned you too.” He finally hissed.

Duo: Uh… crap.
Ai: He’s a snake now? First Relena, now him!
[S3's Random Ramble: This is true. For details, check out Love and Silence.]
Brandon: Why can’t the author make up his mind? First he’s a zombie, now he’s a snake!!

>“He’s too heavy for you and I to carry him and we shouldn’t call an
>ambulance, so what will we do?” Relena confirmed.
>“I think I’ve got a plan..” Duo said after thinking it over. Heero stared at
>the maniacal look on Duo’s face, then frowned.

Duo: [As himself.] All that I need is a sheep, a 30-foot rope, and some lubricant.
Brandon & Bryan: YOU PERVERT!!!
Ai: [Hits Duo] Bastard.

>//This wont be fun.// He thought.
>Relena ran up to her apartment room grabbed the phone and quickly dialed.

Bryan: 1-800-PORNO!
Brandon: Oh, come on! That’s cheap!

>“Hello? Hi Quatre, yes I’m fine but I need your help..” Relena explained.
>A couple of minutes later Quatre showed up with Trowa and a fancy car.
>“Quick you guys get in.” Quatre requested while waving for them to hurry
>up. Duo and Relena dragged Heero into the black Mercury and finally were
>on their way.

Ai: You know, I bet he could WALK!
Brandon: [As Heero.] Ow! Ow! Ow! Owowowowow…

>“So where was he shot?” Trowa asked as he drove the car. “I’m not sure..
>he won’t let us see, and we can’t tell because of that jacket he is wearing.”
>Relena replied with a slight laugh. Heero felt like he ‘wanted’ to die.

Duo: [As Captain Kirk.] Let them die!

>They reached the ‘Iris Valley Hospital’ in record time.

All: [Blink. Blink.]
Bryan: They timed themselves?

>Once inside Heero was taken into treatment right away.
>Duo, Trowa, Quatre, and Relena waited in the waiting room for over an
>hour.
>“This is so boring.” Duo hissed as he squirmed in his seat. At last, the
>doctor came out.

Duo: Ah, crap.
Ai: Duo, it seems that the author thinks that you’re of reptilian decent.
Brandon: Makes sense.
Duo: [Extremely grumpy right now…] HMPH!

>“Well, he should be okay. We just need to keep him here for a week or
>two.” The doctor said to Relena. She nodded to his every word.
>“Thank you.” She finally said as the doctor finished explaining.
>“Would you like to come and see him now?” He asked looking around the
>room at the Gundam pilots.
>“Sure.” Quatre responded quickly. They all walked into Heero’s room
>including the doctor.

Duo: [As himself.] AAHH! NOT THAT KIND OF SEE!!!! I’M NOT GAAAYYYY!
Ai: [Hits Duo upside the head… again…] Bastard.
Bryan: Um… we’ve got a running joke now… not that it matters, now…
Brandon: True, very true…

>“Um, Doctor…”Relena paused to look at his name tag, “Alan, where
>exactly was he shot?” She asked smiling.
>“Well, he was very lucky.

Brandon: It hit his head.

>It just missed his heart.”

Ai: Man, Cupid needs to go back to the shooting range.

>He clarified. Relena gasped.
>“It was hard to tell since he had that jacket on.” She then pointed out.
>Heero was sleeping, but looked angry, witch was creepy.

Bryan: Yes, most witches ARE disturbing.
Ai: Um… well, maybe… [Re-arranges the letters in the sentence.] There. Which was creepy.
Bryan & Brandon: Oh….

>Duo sighed then sat down in a chair next to the Japanese boy.
>“You sure do have to cause quite a stir.” The God of Death said.
>**********
>Trowa glanced at the clock.
>//12:53 already?// He mused. The Heavyarms pilot stood up walked over to
>Duo, who was sleeping, and shook him until he woke up.

Brandon: THAT’S gonna take a loooong time…
Duo: HEY!
Ail: It is true… I’ve seen you sleep. Not even a nuclear explosion could wake you up.

>“Hey, stop it!” He yelled while falling off his chair. Trowa glared at Duo in
>disbelief.
>“Damn, my turn already?” He hissed while rubbing his head.

Duo: [Takes a beer from one of his pants pockets.] You DO know that I’m not a snake, right?
Everyone else: Yep.
Duo: [Opens can of beer and takes a sip.] Good.

>“Yes.” The Latin boy replied.

Duo: [Spit takes.]
Brandon: [Drenched in pre-drunk beer.] HEY!!
Duo: Sorry, but since WHEN is Trowa Latin?
Bryan: Latin? [As Rickey Martin.] ~Livin’ La Vida Gundam!~
Brandon: [As a Back-up singer.] ~Outside, Inside Out!~
Bryan: [Rickey Martin.] ~Livin’ La Vida Gundam!~
Brandon: [Back-up singer.] ~She will Wear You Down!~
Bryan: [Rickey Martin.] ~Livin La Vida Gundam!~
Ai: [Raises an eyebrow.] Living the crazy Gundam?
Brandon & Bryan: [Pouts.] Shut up.

>The American Gundam pilot took his seat where Trowa had been sitting.
>Duo stared angrily at a sleeping Wing Zero pilot.
>“You may have saved my life, so why can’t you let me sleep?” He wailed.
>Relena slept soundly on the couch out side of Heero’s room, while Quatre
>was happily exploring the hospital and talking to patients.

Ai: [As Quatre.] DOCTOR! THIS MAN IS GOING INTO CARDIAC ARREST!!
Brandon: [As the patient.] Um… sir, are you OK?
Ai: [As Quatre, grabs the shocky-thingys.] CLEAR!
[BZZZT!!!!]
Brandon: [As patient.] GYAAAHH!

>“I wonder why everyone else is so tired.” Quatre thought. When he walked
>past a room, he saw a clock.

Duo: INTENSE CLOCK-WATCHING ACTION!!

>“Oh, It’s 1:08.” The Sandrock pilot noticed. The Desert Noble

Brandon: Eh?
Ai: Who the HELL is he?
Bryan: He’s [Clears his throat.] THE DESERT NOBLE!

>hurried back to where the others were. He found Duo asleep when he was
>supposed to be looking out for any guards or soldiers that might show up.

Ai: You know, a GRAMMAR CHECK and a PRE-READ might help…
[All of a sudden, the fic stops.]
Brandon: [Looks about.] …the hell?
S3: [Over P.A. system.] Come on in. I’ve got a special treat for you. It’s your last break/commercial time. Come on.

[All of the MSTers leave the theater.]

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[S3’s office. He’s got something different today… sort-of.]
Brandon: Looks a little different… Hey S3! What gives?
Ai: Is this the set of MST3K?
Duo: …the hell?
S3: [Dressed like MST3K’s Cambot. There are costumes for Mike Nelson, Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot, and Gypsy.] Well, I thought I’d continue a tradition… Remember that song, ‘To Earth?’
Bryan & Brandon: Yes… ish.
S3: Well, we’re going to sing it. Only… MY version is a little different.
Brandon: [Picks up the Mike Nelson costume.] What’s the difference?
S3: New lyrics. That’s about it. Ok, Ai is in the Gypsy costume, Bryan is Tom Servo, and Duo is Crow. Brandon, that leaves you the Mike Nelson costume. Lyric sheets are in front of you.
[All of the MSTers get dressed and pick up lyric sheets.]
S3: [Picks up a video camera.] OK! Lights, camera, ACTION!!! [Begins filming.]
[All begin acting poorly.]
Duo/Crow: Mike, I don’t wanna go to Earth. I’m scared…
Brandon/Mike: Awww… Don’t worry. Here, I wrote you a little song; just in case this sort of thing happened…[Music begins playing.] ~I know it’s hard to leave this little hellhole of ours. We’ve had some fine adventures, we’ve danced among the stars…~
Ai/Gypsy: We did?
Brandon/Mike: ~And if I went raving mad, no matter where I roam, there’s just no other planet like the planet I call home…~
Bryan/Tom: Washington?
Brandon/Mike: No. [Picks up a globe.] ~To Earth… The very birthplace of my birth. The thought of Earth fills me with mirth. [Chuckles softly.]
Bryan/Tom: ~Hey, maybe we’ll meet Judy Burke.~
Brandon/Mike: ~That is a possibility. To see… The blossoms on an apple tree…~
Ai/Gypsy: ~To wander barefoot by the sea…~
Bryan/Tom: ~And slice your heel upon a broken bottle of Lipton Iced Tea…~
Brandon/Mike: TOM! [Stops as Crow steps forward.]
Duo/Crow: ~The Earth’s a big and scary place, with wars and crime and death.~
Bryan/Tom: It is?
Duo/Crow: ~They listen to Madonna and Atlantis Morrisette.~
Bryan/Tom: OH NO!
Duo/Crow: ~This hellhole has been my home, I’ve never known another.~
Bryan/Tom: Oh, jeez…
Duo/Crow: ~Where will I live, What will I do, and – can I keep my mother?~
Brandon/Mike: Um… sure. [Picks up a large baby bottle with eyes on it and hands it to Crow.]
Duo/Crow: ~Ok!~
Bryan/Tom: Oh, no…
Duo/Crow: ~Then it’s to Earth we go to stay…~
Ai/Gypsy: ~Through sylvan glens we’ll romp and play!~
Bryan/Tom: But what If I get eaten by a rat, or by a manta ray?
All but Bryan/Tom: ~Let’s go!~
Bryan/Tom: There’s too much that we don’t know!
All but Bryan/Tom: ~It’s Gypsy, Servo, Mike, and Crow!~
Bryan/Tom: I’m afraid of water buffalo!
All but Bryan/Tom: ~Exotic lands we’ll come to know!~
Bryan/Tom: We’ll all get mugged in Chicago!
All but Bryan/Tom: ~We’ll bid this hellhole farewell, and then we’ll go… TO EARTH!~
Bryan/Tom: We’ll now I believe I’d rather stay!
All but Bryan/Tom: ~TO EARTH!~
Bryan/Tom: I wish the HELL you wouldn’t say…
All: ~TO EARTH!~
S3: CUT! Great job! Thank you! Well, since it’ll be another few hours till the next segment, I guess we’re on a commercial break. [Turns to camera.] We’ll be right back.

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S3's Random Ramble: Yep... commercial break, which is an excuse for having a second part to this fic...

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[S3’s office. S3 is relaxing at his desk – again. Bryan and Duo are watching Dragon Ball Z with Brandon and Ai. There has been an obvious question floating over Bryan’s head. Duo’s head as well. Finally, one of them ask it.]

Duo: [Turns to face Brandon.] Um… Brandon, how did you and Ai get… you know… together?
Brandon: Well, actually… [The screen begins to wave about.]
Ai & Bryan: Ah, crap. FLASHBACK!!!

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[Brandon’s quarters. Three months ago – just after MST2K1 chapter 2. Brandon is struggling with what looks like REALLY hard Algebra (year 2) homework. After letting out a frustrating growl of frustration, Brandon begins to smack his head upon his desk. The door opens, and Ai waltzes in.]

Ai: [Waits for several seconds.] Um… am I interrupting something? If I am, I’ll just leave.
Brandon: [Notices Ai, then stops.] NO! Uh… no, just homework. I can’t believe that S3 can get our homework delivered to us! This is IMPOSSIBLE!!! AAARRRGGGHHH!!! [Resumes hitting his head upon his head on the desk.]
Ai: [Steps forward and places her hand on Brandon’s shoulder.] Well, this isn’t so hard. [Brandon freezes as she easily answers half his homework in seconds.]
Brandon: Ai… [Moves his head up to face Ai.] …I suck at math. Could you help? Please?
Ai: [Grins and sits on Brandon’s lap. Brandon blushes, but complies.] Sure! Ok…

[Time passed… After several seconds, the homework is completed. As Ai turns to leave, Brandon grabs her arm.]

Brandon: Please… Ai. Don’t leave. I… I’m lonely.

[The screen begins to fade away.]

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[S3’s office. A few seconds have passed, and Duo and Bryan are rolling on the floor with laughter.]

Bryan: Th-that’s SO corny! MUAHAHAHA!!!
Ai: I don’t see what’s so funny… I think it’s cute!
S3: Well, that was cool. However, the budget is fast running out. I think it’s time for you to re-enter the theater – for the last time!
All: WOOHOO!!! [All 4 enter the theater.]

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Ai: Wow, our last fic. Does it feel special?
Duo: Nope.
Brandon: Maybe, only if it’s with you!
Bryan: Suck up, and no.

>“Gee, not much of a look-out.” Quatre whispered to himself. He pulled a
>chair close to Trowa’s and sat down.
>“I guess since I’m not one bit tired I’ll keep an eye out.”Quatre confirmed
>while opening his book that he had been holding the
>entire time. While flipping through the pages to get to his place the
>Sandrock pilot noticed Heero was finally awake.
>“Oh, you're awake.” The Arabian boy announced.

Ai: More fruity than that guy from ‘Will and Grace!’
Duo: Fast enough to avoid all good lemons!
Brandon: Able to leap large plot holes in a single bound!
Bryan: It’s- [Hums a dramatic drum roll.]
All: -Arabian Boy! [Begin humming stupid theme song.]

>“I feel like I was hit by a car.” Heero said while rubbing his head.
>“Really?”Quatre asked in a cute tone.

Ai: [As Quatre.] Well, I guess I’d better not tell him…

>“Where’s Relena?” The Perfect Soldier requested as he sat up.

Duo: Oh, come on! We ALL know that he can’t be perfect anymore! He got shot!
Brandon: Actually, he WAS shot once before…
Bryan: Yeah, I wonder WHO… [All glare at Duo.]
Duo: [Shifts in his seat uncomfortably.] What?

>“Well, she is sleeping out on the couch.” The blond boy answered.
>“What time is it?” Heero groaned.

Ai: [As a drunk Quatre.] Saturday.
Brandon: [As Heero.] Eh?
Ai: [As a drunk Quatre.] There are some numbers, but they could be anything.

>“Umm, 1:12.” Quatre said. Heero looked around the room.
>“I think I’m going back to sleep.” He announced.
>“Okay, I’ll be reading. If you need anything just ask.” Quatre said, with a
>smile trailing close behind. Heero smiled

Ai: What…
Bryan: …the …
Duo: …hell?

>at the Desert Noble then happily lied back down.

All: [Going into convulsions.] GYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Brandon: [Foaming at the mouth.] NO! Heero CAN’T smile!!!

>The Japanese pilot was asleep in no time. And left behind a fully awake
>Sandrock pilot.Who found his place and merrily went on reading.
>Quatre read on for hours and hours not realizing what time it was. Before
>long, Doctor Alan came in to check on his patient.
>“Have you been up all night?” The doctor asked. The Arabian pilot quickly
>looked up.

Duo: So, Quatre’s his patient?
Bryan: I thought it was Heero.

>“Nani, I guess so.” He replied hazily.
>“You need some sleep. Relena is up, so you can use the couch.” Alan
>stated while smiling.
>“Thank you, I think I’ll do that.” Just as Quatre stood up, he felt dazed and
>sick. Alan quickly ran over to the disoriented boy.
>“You definitely need some sleep, Quatre.” He suggested. The doctor led
>Quatre to the couch outside then went back in the room.
>Relena was sitting on the couch reading a book.
>“Hi Relena.” The blond boy chirped.

Brandon: [Leaps up.] HEY! I thought he was sick!

>Relena looked up to see a pale looking Sandrock pilot.
>“Quatre, what happened to you?” She asked in a concerned tone.
>“I stayed up all night, and am in dire need of sleep.” He responded. “Why
>didn’t you wake up Trowa?” Relena inquired.

Ai: [As Quatre.] Well, it’s rather hard to if you’re in the same bed with a man…
All the guys: AAAHHHHHH!!! NO YAOI!!!!

>“I wanted to let them sleep.” The Desert Noble said with a sigh.

Brandon: Um… it sounds like Trowa has multiple personalities…
Ai: AND Quatre…
Duo: Whoa! Suddenly this makes SO much sense!
All the others: REALLY?
Duo: [Waves them off.] Naah. Just kidding.

>“So you just stayed up and got yourself sick?” Relena hissed

Brandon: Ah, jeez… She’s a snake again…

>while closing her book.
>“Here lie down. I’m done reading anyway.” She suggested.
>“Thanks Relena.” Quatre smiled as he lied down on the soft white couch.
>Relena sat up and happily waved goodnight to the G-boy as she walked
>into Heero’s room.

Duo: [Imitating the narrator.] ‘G-boy?’
Brandon: …the hell?
Bryan: NOOOO!!!! It’s a new boy band!!! [Begins running about like a chicken with its head off.] We’re all gonna DIE!!!!
Ai: [Grabs Bryan by the hair.] Bryan, stop. I don’t want to kill you…

>“I didn’t think I’d get sick..” Mused a tired Sandrock pilot.
>**********
>Duo slowly opened his eyes to see a foggy image of a person hovering over
>his comrade. His first thought was the guards from that base found them.

Duo: WHAT BASE WAS I IN????????????
Brandon: Duo, settle…

>//Oh no!// He thought. His head was spinning, and could barely see
>straight. Duo jumped up and with out a second thought leaped on the
>figure.
>“You wont take us alive!” He screamed

Duo: [As himself.] I’m NOT gonna be in another goddamn lemon fanfic!!!

>just as he landed on the.. doctor. Alan pealed the Deathscythe pilot off.

Bryan: Hmmm… it looks like this person just learned about… what’s it called? [Snaps his fingers several times.] Homo-somethings?
Brandon: Homonyms!

>Relena stood in the background to frightened to even move.
>“Hey, what’s going on?” The doctor shouted at the stunned American boy
>who looked very unhappy lying on the ground.
>“I thought..” The God of Death muttered.

Ai: Did it hurt?
Duo: [EXTREMELY pissed off now…] I’m getting REALLY pissed here!

>“Duo, what was that about!” Relena blurted out. Duo turned his head to see
>a very angry Relena Darlian.

All: RUN! RUN YOU POOR BASTARD!

>“I - - - Uhh.” He tried to say. Trowa’s eyes flung open.
>“What’s going on?” The Heavyarms pilot asked in a very tired and bored
>tone.
>“Trowa.. I thought..”

Duo: [Turns to the other people.] I DARE you guys to say something.
Brandon: [Real innocent look.] Huh? What do you mean?
Ai: We haven’t actually been poking fun at you, have we?
Duo: [Begins grumbling intelligibly.]

>The braided boy said but found himself trailing off. Trowa stood up,
>grabbed Duo by the arm and helped him to his feet. Relena glared at the
>two as they walked out of the room.
>“So what did you do that for?” The Latin pilot asked just as they got out of
>the room.

Duo: RUN DUO!!! He’s gonna re-enact ‘She bangs’ with you!!!
Ai: Duo, you are one perverted, sick, bast-
Brandon: Now, now, Ai. He’s mentally unstable. Also, he’s got a rather fragile ego. We shouldn’t encourage his state.
Duo: [Grumbles EVEN more unintelligibly…]

>“I thought he was one of the guards from the base where Heero saved me. I
>couldn’t see straight so I guess I panicked.” Duo
>explained.
>“I see..” Trowa said in an understanding tone.
>“Hey, what’s wrong with Quatre?” He then blurted out just as he saw the
>blond boy sleeping on the couch.
>“I dunno..” Duo clarified. Trowa stuck his head in the room where Alan
>and Relena were.

Bryan: OH MY GOD!!! HE’S GOT NO BODY!!!!!
All: [Shriek in fear.]

>“Relena, what’s wrong with Quatre?” He shouted almost franticly.
>“He’s sick.” She replied.
>“Sick?” The Latin boy mused.

Ai: When the hell did Rickey Martin get here?
Bryan: [Turns to Duo.] Duo, are you SURE that there isn’t another Gundam pilot somewhere out there?
Duo: I dunno. Maybe, but I doubt that he and Trowa could fuse like the goons in Dragon Ball Z…

>"Yeah.." The dirty-blond girl pointed out. Trowa closed the door.

Brandon: So… Relena’s a whore?
All of the others: What?
Brandon: It said that she was a ‘dirty’ blonde!
All of the others: [Groan.]

>“He’s sick..” The taller boy repeated.
>“Sick?” Duo thought aloud.
>“Yeah.. sick.” Trowa declared. They both stared at poor little sick Quatre.
>“He sure looks like it.” The Great Destroyer mumbled.

Duo: [Begins to foam at the mouth again…] GOD OF DEATH!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Ai: Quick! Get the tranquilizer!
Bryan: [looks under his seat.] Not here!
Brandon: [Looks under his seat.] I GOT IT! [Takes a needle and jams it into Duo’s arm.]
[SSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTT!!]
Duo: MUAHAhahAHahAhaha… ah….. [Passes out.]
Brandon: [Wipes his brow.] Phew! He should be out for a few pages…
Ai: You hope.

>“Yeah well, lets go get some lunch.” Trowa suggested.
>“Okay.” Duo cried happily. The two Gundam pilots walk off, apparently
>not caring about Quatre that much.

Brandon: Dude, NO ONE cares about Quatre!

>“I’m so sorry about that Alan. Duo tends to get carried away.. most of the
>time.” Relena explicated.
>“Yes, I saw that.” The doctor retorted, while rubbing his arm.

Bryan: Aw, jeez… These commas must be the punctuational version of Ryoga Hibiki!
Brandon: [As Ryoga as the Punctuation] RANMA!! Prepare to- wait. WHERE AM I?!?!
Ai: [Whistles appreciatively.] You’re getting better at that double impersonation, Hon!

>“Well anyway, Heero seems to be much better.” Alan said to Miss Relena.
>“That’s great!” She wailed.

Ai: She’s upset?
Brandon: I’d be.
Duo: [Snores loudly.] Zzzzzcccccccnnooorreeee….

>“I can see that also..” He mumbled with a short sigh following.
>“You know what’s funny, I can still remember the first time I met him..”
>Relena thought aloud.
>“That’ll give you something to do while you wait for him to recover.” Alan
>joked with a bright smile hung across his face. Relena sat in the chair Duo
>had been occupying the whole night.

Bryan: [Turns back to the projection room.] HEY! S3! This is getting boring!
S3: [Over the sound system.] That’s because there’s a plot here. Usually, there isn’t one.

>//It's been three years since I met him..//

Brandon: You know, Gundam Wing didn’t take three years…
Ai: Yeah, it only took 6 months!

>She thought, while trying to watch Alan, who was checking on Heero.
>//It was on my trip back to the earth, when I saw that shooting star. We had
>just landed in the spaceport, and my father had to take care of important
>business. I decided to find my own way home. It was at that time I met
>Heero Yuy. While walking by the beach, I noticed a body. I reacted
>immediately, running down to see if it was still alive,

Bryan: Doesn’t the fact that it’s a body mean that he’s automatically DEAD?

>not aware that that body would play an important role in my life. He
>seemed so helpless.. at that time. However, he was really a trained assassin.
>When I slipped his helmet off, I saw a young boy, not a soldier.. He
>quickly jumped up and asked me if I saw.. saw what?//

Ai: His bad haircut?
Brandon: His ugly face?
Bryan: His ‘I Love Lucy’ tattoo?
Ai & Brandon: [Depressed.] You win.

>**********
>Duo and Trowa made there way back to Heero’s room, slowly but surely.
>“That sandwich tasted like it was five days old.” The braided boy growled.

Bryan: [As Trowa.] But Duo… you ate out of the dumpster!
[All pause as they wait for Duo to complain.]
Brandon: [Laughs awkwardly.] I guess we forgot that Duo was out cold!
Ai: Hehe… yeah…

>“He is still asleep!” Trowa wailed at Quatre, who was out cold on the
>couch.
>“Give the sick boy a brake.”

Bryan: He’s sleeping. He doesn’t need a brake to stop his movement.
Brandon: You know, I’m going to agree with Ai here. A pre-read would have SERIOUSLY helped this story.

>Duo said with a yawn quickly trailing behind. They both entered the
>Japanese pilot’s room.
>“Hey, Relena. How’s the Perfect Soldier doin'?” Duo asked while happily
>sitting down in 'Trowa’s' chair. The Latin boy just stood.

Ai: HEY! Where did Trowa go?
Bryan: I think that he’s got an alter ego: LATIN BOY!!!
Brandon: [Begins humming theme song.]

>“Alan said he is doing better. But, is still going to have to stay for a week
>or two.” Relena replied dully.
>“Oh, I see..” The Deathscythe pilot confirmed. Heero slowly opened his
>eyes. He could hear Duo’s voice and could slightly see Relena.
>“Can you guys keep it down?” The Wing Zero pilot hissed. Relena quickly
>turned to see Heero fully awake.
>“Your awake." Relena hummed.

Ai: Wha?
Bryan: He owns the word ‘awake’?
Brandon: Again, a pre-read…

>"I’m surprised you’re alive.” Duo said while yawning.
>“I’m surprised you’re not sleeping.” Heero mumbled.
>“I’m surprised you’re mad at me.” The Great Destroyer

Brandon: Well, since Duo is out of it… [Clears his throat.] GOD OF DEATH, DAMMITT!!
Bryan: Yeah, and Washu’s name is spelt with one ‘u’ DAMMITT!

>shouted while placing his hand on his hips.

Brandon: [Looks at Duo.] Man, the author seems to have you confused with a woman!
Ai: [Unsheathes her sword and holds it to Brandon’s throat.] Is that a BAD thing, dear?
Brandon: um… Nope.

>The Japanese boy just glared at Duo for a second then glanced over at
>Relena.
>“I’m happy your okay, Heero.” She uttered. The Wing Zero pilot stayed
>silent.
>“What’s wrong?” Relena asked in a worried tone. He did not respond, just
>stared.
>“Could there be something wrong with him?” Relena exclaimed

Bryan: NO WAY!
Ai: Could it be…
Brandon: [Continuing Ai’s sentence.] …that Relena said something SMART? [Pause.]
All: Naah.

>while turning to Trowa.
>“I’d leave him alone..” Duo suggested. Heero closed his eyes and let out a
>sigh of relief. The three just stared at him as if he was crazy.

Bryan: But… he is, isn’t he?

>“I’m going now, he might be plotting to kill me in my sleep or something.”
>The braided boy voiced as he slowly sat up and made a mad dash for the
>door. Trowa watched him leave then looked back at Heero.
>“I think he just wanted us to shut-up so he could go back to sleep.” The
>Heavyarms pilot announced.

All: DUH!

>Relena frowned.
>“I hope he gets better soon. I want to go home.” She whined while still
>frowning.

Brandon: [Turns to Ai.] She CAN go home, can’t she?
Ai: [Shakes her head.] in THIS fic, I don’t know…

>The Perfect Soldier lifted his eyebrow.
>“I’m going to see if the sick Quatre boy is okay now.” Trowa informed as
>he slipped out of the room. Relena watched him go then looked back at
>Heero.
>“I hope you get better soon, so that I don’t have to worry about you.” She
>said in a low whispering voice. The Japanese pilot quickly opened his eyes.
>He stared blankly at the girl in front of him.

Brandon: [Ah Heero.] Duh…

>“I hope I get better, so I can get the hell out of this bed.” Heero growled.
>Relena smiled brightly, while grabbing his hand to calm him down. Heero
>froze, stunned by her action.

Bryan: [Snickers.] Yeah, then she puts her tongue on him, and Duo has to pee on her to free her.
Brandon: [Glances at Duo again.] Somehow, I don’t think he’d mind that…

>//Why is she so kind, I’ve tried so many times to just kill her, but still.. //
>Heero surrendered to her kindness and closed his eyes, relaxing completely
>only by her presence. The Japanese boy found himself smiling.

Bryan: Oh, jeez…
Ai: How hard is it to write a cold-hearted, emotionless Bastard?
Brandon: You’ve got issues, don’t you?
Ai: [Takes her sword out again.] SO?

>//Why am I acting like this? There’s no way it’s because of her.. or is it?//
>His eyes flung open and his hand pulled free of her grasp. Relena was
>shocked and quite disappointed. She had finally gotten through to him..
>then it was gone. Heero lie there almost too surprised by his own action to
>move.
>//I’m losing my edge. Gotta stay away from that again.// He thought,
>almost regretting it.

Bryan: [Looks at his watch.] And Duo should be waking up… [Snaps his fingers.] Now. [Pauses as Duo begins to stir.]
Duo: [Begins to wake up.] Nnuhh? What hit me?
Ai: [looks up at the previous fic.] Hmm… 4 pages… Not too bad for a light dose.

>**********

Bryan: And bad plot twist… [Snaps his fingers again.] Now.

>Quatre slowly opened his eyes to see Duo and Trowa laughing hysterically.
>“W-what’s so funny?” He asked while sitting up.Something was wrong, his
>head felt wet. He quickly put his hand on his head and screamed.

All of the guys: EWWW!!!
Ai: [Hits Duo & Bryan.] Bastards.
Duo: Hey! What about Brandon?
Ai: [Grins evilly.] THAT, I’ll take care of LATER, in bed.
Brandon: [Cringes.]

>“What did you do to me?!” The Desert Noble wailed. Duo was turning red
>from laughing. Trowa held up a small mirror so Quatre could look at
>himself.
>“Ahhh, no!” The blond boy wailed. Quatre bust into Heero’s room and ran
>straight for the bathroom.

Duo: Ohh… Diarrhea!
Brandon: DUO! It’s constipation.
Duo: Ah. I see…

>“Q-Quatre?” Relena choked out. When she got to the bathroom and looked
>in, she could barely keep from giggling.
>“What did they do to your hair?” She asked. The Sandrock pilot looked up.
>“They.. they dyed it BLACK!” He wailed. Quatre turned on the sink, got a
>hand full of water, and dowsed his hair with it.

Ai: Actually, he looks better with black hair…

>“It wont come off!” Quatre screamed while rubbing his head.
>“Come here, Quatre.” Relena pleaded. He was crying now.
>“I’ll kill’em, I’ll step on them with Sandrock!!” The blond.. er, black
>haired boy screamed. Quatre ran out of the bathroom laughing crazily. Duo
>and Trowa were still laughing.
>“No, wait Quatre come back!” Relena yelled. Duo stopped his giggling and
>gasped at the sight of Relena trying to hold a furious Sandrock pilot back.
>“Umm, Trowa I suggest we run now.” The braided boy suggested.
>“Right you are.” The Latin pilot

Brandon: AAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
Ai: Come on! He’s European!
Duo: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Bryan: Jeez…

>replied as he turned and ran down the hall. Duo followed, but not without
>one last laugh at the black haired Arabian Gundam pilot.
>“I’ll *sob* kill them.” Quatre whispered as he watched them run.
>“I should go and ask Alan what’s the best way to get black dye out.”
>Relena mused as she walked off. Trowa stopped running when they
>reached the cafeteria.
>“All we wanted to do was make him looked more Arabian.” The God of
>Death blurted out, panting. Trowa smiled.

Bryan: Damn, this is boring…
Brandon: Brain… turning to… mush.
Ai: Must… resist… temptation to… sleep…
Duo: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….

>“I’m sure he’ll have a hell of a time getting that stuff out.” The Heavyarms
>pilot mumbled. Quatre was still sobbing by the time Relena came back
>with Alan.
>“I’m not sure how to get that out, Quatre..” The doctor explained.
>“What, you mean it’ll be like this for.. forever?” The Desert noble asked in
>a weak tone.
>“No.. I’m sure it will wear out in a good weeks time.” Alan replied. Quatre
>looked at himself in the bathroom mirror for the millionth time.
>“I need a really big hat..” He finally uttered. Heero laughed ‘for once’ at
>the sight of a black haired G-boy.

All: [Snap awake.] GYYYYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Ai & Brandon: He’s OOC again!

>“Heero, This may be the first time I’ve heard you laugh, but SHUT-UP!”
>The sniffling Arabian boy yelled.
>Heero immediately stopped and just glared at the pale boy.
>“Are you sick?” The Wing Zero pilot asked while giving Quatre a confused
>look.

All: DUH!

>“Yes, so I don’t need this!” he screamed.
>“Okay, Quatre you need to lie down.” Relena recommended while
>motioning toward the door.
>“But, I don’t want my hair three shades of orange when I wake up!” The
>Sandrock pilot cried as he clenched his fists.

Duo: Well, I’m no expert on hair dye, but I believe that it is almost impossible to dye dyed hair…

>“I’ll sit with you.” She offered.

Brandon: [Raises an eyebrow.] A Relena/Quatre lemon?
Duo: …the hell?
Ai: I thought Quatre was gay…

>“Thanks Relena.” Quatre said with a sigh of relief trailing close behind.
>The two left the room quickly.
>//Now I’m alone.//Heero thought while unhappily closing his eyes.
>“I guess I’ll get back to my work. See you Heero.” Doctor Alan
>announced. The Perfect Soldier didn’t even flinch. Out side of the room on
>the couch, Quatre had his head against Relena’s shoulder.
>“I feel like dieing.” The Desert Noble mumbled. Relena just sighed.

Bryan: [Looks at the others.] Ok, quick vote here. Who thought this was actually meant to be ‘dying’ as in die?
All: [No hands raised.]
Bryan: And ‘dying’ mean dye?
All: [Raise hands.]
Bryan: Ok. I thought so.

>**********
>Heero is standing by the ‘Iris Valley Hospital’s’ exit.
>“Come on..” He mumbled while staring into the wall. Relena walked
>around the corner with a very unhappily looking bunch.

Duo: -of cocoanuts!
Brandon: Excuse me?
Duo: [Sighs.] Never mind…

>Quatre’s hair is still a little black, witch he still makes a big deal about.
>Duo’s braid.. Well what braid? Quatre had cut it clean off
>in his sleep.

Duo: LUCY! [Holds his braid and begins to weep.]
Bryan: Wuss.

>And, Trowa looked quite unhappy with purple hair.

Ai: WHAT?

>Relena was the only normal looking one. The Japanese boy smiled

Brandon: Oh, jeez.
Ai: What is it, dear?
Brandon: Well, this reminds me of an Ayeka/Minangi lemon fanfiction…
Bryan: Um… who is Minangi?
Brandon: Ryoko’s sister.
All: [Shudder horribly.]

>at his disoriented friends.

Ai: And the author said that Relena was the only NORMAL looking one???

>//This stay has really helped my sence of humor.// Heero thought.

Duo: [Incredulously.] HE HAS ONE???

>As they, left the hospital Alan walked by.. with orange hair..
>“Why me? I wasn’t the one that dyed your hair.” He mumbled.
>“Hey, Quatre why did you dye Alan’s hair orange? He didn’t do anything
>to you.” Duo asked while rubbing the back of his head ‘where his braid
>used to be’.

Brandon: …the hell? Is ‘where his braid used to be’ a quote now?
Ai: I guess… maybe… I dunno.

>“I didn’t.” Quatre specified while shaking his head. Heero smiled
>maniacally..
>“I needed a good laugh.”

All: HIM? LAUGH?

>He confessed. They all stopped to glare at Heero.
>“What did I do?” The Japanese pilot asked.

Bryan: [Rubs his chin thoughtfully.] Hmm… only dye his hair different colors…

>____________________________________________________________
>________________
>End..

All: YES!!! IT’S OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [All run out of the theater at top speed.]

^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^

[S3’s office. The room is mostly empty. S3 stands by a large, metal, door. Brandon and Ai are saying their goodbyes, and Duo and Bryan are having a goodbye drink.]

Duo: Hey, Brandon…
Brandon: Yes?
Duo: What about you and Ai? I mean, you two are… you know… going at it like rabbits… So, like, what ARE you two going to go about it?
Brandon: [Shrugs.] I’ll take her with me. My life was boring before, anyway. What about you two? What are you guys gonna do?
Duo: Go back to piloting Deathscythe!
Bryan: Wander about, probably. I’ve got nowhere else to go.
S3: [Coughs.] Um… I would like to say something before we all go. It’s been a pleasure tormenting you guys these three months. Well, with that said, you’re free. [He opens the door. All 5 of them slowly walk out the door. S3, Bryan, Duo, Brandon, and Ai. Pause. Brandon ducks back in to shut off the main light. The room goes dark.]

The End?

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