Until the End of Time: A Saiyan's Love.
So... there's a bad fic and another bad fic... and Oi, it hurts! Stop with the hurting!

S3's Random Ramble:

...yeah... If you read the description under the link, you'll know that this is an Anne Frank and Son Goku romance fic. Let me repeat that: Anne Frank. The girl who wrote the diary during the time of Nazi Germany. And Son Goku, of Dragonball, Dragonball Z and Dragonball GT fame.

Oh, and this features a Super Saiyan Hitler. I hope I didn't spoil it for you.

That scream of absolute terror was probably you.

Chronological Note: This takes place sometime during Season 3 of my MST series. You know, 'The Voyages of the P.M.S. Mblow0t5.'

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It was summer break for all the children and school kids of the world - except for those poor bastards stuck up on the P.M.S. Mblow0t5. They were still in the middle of the 'experiment...'
S3 lounged about in the captain's chair on the bridge of the ship. Ryoga still sat at the security station, playing Halo. Ryoga laughed and said, "It's amazing we consider you our leader, man... Especially since you really don't have any qualities to speak of..."
S3 simply snored, having fallen asleep, Gamecube controller in hand.
Ryoga shook his head, and went back to Halo. The Character Recaller in the corner flashed slightly, and two people stepped out - R2 and someone else...
Ryoga looked to the two new arrivals with a grin, "R2! Great to see you. What did you do THIS time?"
R2 simply shrugged, "Visitation rights. Pearl let us up for a day or so. Or an MST whichever is first." The new guy simply shrugged.
Ryoga threw the extra X-box controller to S3, whacking the avatar in the head, "Wake up! You've got visitors..."
S3 slowly awoke, blinking a few times, "Oh, ok..." S3 looked to the new arrivals, R2 and... "X2!" S3 shouted, "When the hell did Pearl capture YOU?"
"Who? I just ran into R2 a few days ago, and we kinda became quick friends." X2 grinned.
R2 looked confused, "How do you two know each other?"
S3 turned to R2 and answered, "Well, we've known each other since the 6th grade..."
R2 shook his head, "Nevermind... Anyway," he said, holding a printout, "Pearl gave me this to give to you to MST."
X2 looked up, "MST? Can I join...?"
The typical alarms blazed...
"We've got fanfic sign!" S3 shouted as he forced them all into the theater.

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>One month.

X2: and two days...

>Well, it didn’t feel like a month.

R2: Yeah I know it kinda felt like a gassy feeling.
S3: [Holds up a bottle of Beano.] You want some?
R2: [Farts.] Naah. I'm fine now.

>To Anne Frank, a Jew in hiding from the Nazis,

S3: [Sarcastic.] Really, I hadn't read the book!
X2: You haven't read the book!
S3: [Shakes his head.]
X2: [To R2.] You?
R2: Hey, I was waiting for the movie!

>it seemed like a year.

X2: Somebody needs to get her a calendar.
S3: [Sarcastic.] Really?
R2: No, more like a day planner.
S3: I think she'd be better off with a watch.

>One month since the fateful encounter with the mysterious man from another
> world,

All: Oh fucking hell!
X2 : Please don't let this be a DBZ crossover......
R2: Dude, you should read the title.
X2: [Reads the title.] Oh, holy hell!
S3: [Smirks and points to the back of the wall, where there are about 6 DBZ fanfics nailed to the wall like vampires with crosses embedded in their chests.] Been there, done that.

>who she only knew as ‘Goku’. The handsome stranger had stepped through
> time and into her life,

X2: Son of a bitch!
S3: Son of a bitch!
R2: SON OF A BITCH!!!

>then disappeared without a trace.

S3: So he was there for like, what, 5 seconds max?
X2: Pretty much.
R2: Yeah, that's what it says on my watch.

>Anne was almost sure that they’d never meet again,

R2: Oh, we can only hope

>even though not one day passed

S3: BUT SHE JUST SAID IT WAS A MONTH SINCE SHE LAST SAW HIM!!!
X2: No, I still say it was more like a year.

>without her dreaming of him.

S3: (Brief pause) Oh.

>Little did she know, however, that their lives were
> tied by the unbreakable red string of fate.

X2: Are you sure it wasn't the blue string of destiny?
S3: [Holds up his hand, we see a red string tied to his finger, leading towards Earth.] I always wondered what this thing was for. It was getting rather annoying.
R2: [Takes out a pair of scissors and clips the string]
S3: You bastard!
R2: Oh c'mon now you know it's Sanzo.
S3: ...oh, yeah... ^^

>It was another boring day in the Secret Annex.

S3: [Bored.] Hiding from the Nazis, making sure no one here's you when you cough or sneeze, yeah sounds like a pretty boring day.

>Anne sat on the bed of her room, writing in her
>diary. It never occurred to her, however, that this
>entry would be her last. As she wrote in the quiet
>attic, there was a loud noise from downstairs.

R2: [As Anne Frank.] Jesus Christ already, I'll turn down the volume!
S3: It's not so quiet anymore, is it?

>Her heart jumped with both fear and excitement.
> Was it them? The Nazis? Or, could it be... him?

All: (gasps)
S3: Not... 'Him!'
X2: Who?
S3: I have no idea.

>She had no idea

S3: Her, too? Man...

>whether to run downstairs or to hide. That decision,
> however, was made for her. Her door flew open,
> and a tall soldier was visible in the doorway, glaring at her.

S3: [On his knees.] Oh please don't let this be a lemon!
X2: [Excited.] Ooh, Ooh, can we make lemonade?!
R2: Oh, don't even go there rookie!

>The cries of her family members and friends were tuned
> out as Anne only thought of one thing.

S3: [As Anne Frank.] Snausages (drools)
X2: [As Anne Frank.] Chocolate (drools)
R2: Dude, you guys think of food way too much. (drools)
X2: Dude why are you drooling?
R2: Sorry, I felt left out.

>She stood up and followed the soldier out of her room,
> down the stairs, and into the back of a truck. "So this is it."

S3: The end of the fanfic. Yay!
X2: I don't think so.

>She

S3: Shit.

>said quietly to herself. "I’ll never see him, my one true love,

All: [Spittake.]
S3: We were drinking something?

>ever again. And all those years of hiding" they were for naught."

S3: Naught? what the hell does naught mean?
X2: [Starts whispering.] I don't know.
R2: Why are you whispering?
X2: [Still whispering.] Um, I don't know.

>Then, Anne realized that she left her precious diary up in her
> room. She broke loose from the officer, and made a dash back
> into the shop, when he removed a gun from his holster and
> fired a shot in her direction.
>Anne fell to the floor.

All: .........
X2: Should we be happy, or sad here?

>
>Anne lay on the floor, feeling searing pain run through her leg,
> where the bullet had met its mark. The Gestapo officer
> menacingly moved towards her, grinning, when all of a sudden
> there was a blinding flash of light,

X2: AHHHHHH!!!!! It's the sun!
R2: [Brings out a tanning shield and joking...] It Burns! It Burns!
S3: Calm the fuck down, you guys.


>causing the officer to shield his eyes.

R2: Hey! that's MY tanning shield!

>A huge cloud of smoke appeared next to Anne, blocking her
> from the soldier’s vision. When the smoke cleared, he was in
> for quite a surprise.

X2 and S3: It's Dry Ice! [Thank you, Dragon Half...]

>There was Goku, holding Anne in his arms, standing next to a
> huge metal capsule.

S3: [As a patient.] Doctor, I can't swallow THAT! [Points to the capsule.]
R2: [As the doctor.] Good news, It's a suppository! Now take two of these and call me in the morning.

>"Goku!" crieild Anne "You came back... for me!" Goku smiled.

S3: Wait! He was there before?
X2: Ah, retracting your previous statement I see.

>"Anything for you, my dear." He said. "Our love will never be
> lost" not until the end of time."
>The Gestapo officer turned tail and ran,

X2: He has a tail?!
S3: He's a Saiyan as well!

>but Goku was too quick for him. After laying Anne on the concrete,

S3: Ewww...
R2: (Covers ears) La La La La. I'm not listening!

>he dashed towards the Nazi and knocked him to the ground,
> unconscious, with only one blow.

R2: That's some mighty strong breath.
S3: (Holds up breath mints) Want a Tic Tac, Goku?

>"Nazi scum." Muttered Goku as he spit on his enemy’s limp body,

S3: Ewwww..... Now we know where blow came from!.

>then returned to Anne. "Here, I have something for you." Goku
> said, as he removed a small bean from his pocket.

R2: [Pulls a condom out and gives it to S3.] I think you'll be needing this.
S3: [Extremely flustered.] WHAT THE- WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME THIS?!?!?!?!
R2: Dude that's not the question you should be asking.
X2: [Copying R2.] Yeah that is so not the question you should be asking.
R2: [To X2.] Shut up, Rookie.

>"What on earth is this?" asked Anne. Goku smiled, remember how
> ignorant she was to what was everyday life to him. "A senzu bean."
> He said. "Just eat it, and it will cure your leg."

S3: A bullet wound is now a curable disease? Huh...

>Anne followed his instructions and popped the bean into her mouth,
>as the wound on her calve magically healed.

S3: So her wound was healing before?
X2: And isn't it a calf, not a calve?

>"Now come on." Commanded Goku. "We’ve got some Nazi ass to
> kick." Anne jumped on the mysterious Saiyan’s back, as he launched
> off into the sky.

S3: But wait, she already knows his name, that's not mysterious!
X2: I don't think that's what the author meant.
R2: No, I think he meant to write a really bad fanfic!
X2: Good point.

>After only a few moments, the two of them arrived in Berlin. Tanks
> were parading down the street, as Adolf Hitler himself stood on a
> platform overlooking it all. "Stay here." Goku said, dropping Anne
>in a shaded area under a tree.

X2: Right, like thousands of Nazi's aren't going to see somebody under a tree.
S3: I'm willing to bet they will.

>He then flew straight towards the parade of tanks, fist outstretched,
>screaming as loud as he could.

X2: Power to the people!
R2: Yes people, we have a black person MSTing this fic.

>The soldiers below scattered in terror, while the tanks tried to aim
> their cannons at him. He was too quick and nimble for them, however,
> and opened the hatch of a nearby Panzer, then headed inside. After
> dispatching of the soldiers in control of the war machine, he took the
> wheel. He fired round after round into the crowds of Nazi soldiers,
> occasionally firing at the other tanks.

X2: I think I'd want to shoot the tanks before I shoot the soldiers.

>After only minutes, there was nothing but a cloud of dust and corpses.
> Goku emerged from the tank’s hatch, smiling now that he had done his
> duty. When all of the dust cleared, there were only two people remaining
> on the parade ground: Goku, the Saiyan hero, and Adolf Hitler, the most
> evil man ever to walk the earth.

S3: I think someone's being biased here!

>Anne watched from nearby fearfully as she saw the two men stare at
> each other for what seemed like hours.

X2: Dude, she really needs to get a watch.

>Her one true love, and her ultimate oppressor. It had come down to
> this. "So," Hitler said jovially "You took out all of my men.

All: Goku, you whore!

>However, you aren’t going to defeat me."

R2: [Flips to the last page.] Nope. Wrong again.
X2: Hey! Hey! Hey! No skipping ahead!
R2: What? I'm just saying Hitler doesn't win. And by the way, the butler did it.
S3: [Throws down book.] Now there's no reason to read it!

>Hitler then jumped down from his platform and down onto the street
>in front of Goku, pulling a chain gun from the ground nearby.

X2: My my, Hitler is strong for a guy with only one testicle. Yeah, he's testactular!
[Long pause.]
S3: [Looks at X2 and R2.] ......what? I'm not about to sink to your level
R2: [Laughs.] I don't think there is going to be much sinking involved.

>Goku quickly jumped behind a ruined tank, as Adolf opened fire.
> The tank made decent cover, but it wasn’t long until it would be
> torn apart by the hail of bullets. Goku had to act. He dashed out
> from the side of the tank, and flew as fast as he could

R2: So, he flapped his arms as hard as he could?
X2: So wait, Goku's a bird?!

>toward Hitler, who had no time to react. He grabbed the chain
>gun out of his enemy’s hands, and snapped it over his knee
>with ease. Hitler stumbled backwards, shocked at the turn of
>events. Goku smirked, then said "It’s come down to this. You
>and me. Fighting like men.

R2: But technically isn't he only half the man he used to be.
S3: [Sighs in disgust.]

>If you admit defeat now, I’ll kill you rather painlessly."

X2: Yeah, because who likes pain?
R2: Evidently, people who like S&M.

>Goku had the definite advantage. Or so it seemed. Hitler
>burst into a laugh, as Goku looked on quizzically. The
>mustachioed man

S3: Mario?

>slowly rose into the air, as his brown hair and pencil
>moustache turned a blonde color, and his brown eyes
>turned blue. Goku reeled in horror. Hitler continued laughing,
>then finally said "Goku! You came here expecting to find a
>madman, but instead, you found a GOD!"

X2: Goku reeled in horror!? (gasp)
S3: Great, ripping off lines from the crapy Street Fighter movie...

>Hitler had become a Super Saiyan.

S3: Are you sure it's not a Super Aryan?
R2: I've never seen a Super Saiyan with one of those moustaches before.
X2: I've never seen a Super Saiyan with a moustache.

>Anne looked on in awe, not sure what was going on.

X2: Wait, this whole time she never knew what was going on!?
R2: Apparently, that is the case. [Reads over thescript.] Yep I'm right that is the case.
X2: Hey, I thought I said no skipping ahead!
R2: Hey, hey, hey, I was skipping backward.

>At first, it seemed like her lover would win the battle,
>but now she was not so sure. Goku now seemed scared
>of his opponent, and it was for a good reason. Hitler
>continued to speak "Goku, can’t you see? I’ve
>reached a power level 10 TIMES anything you’ve
>ever achieved! Your fate is sealed, weakling."

R2: [As Goku.] I know you are, but what am I?

>Even though the battle seemed unwinnable,
>Goku charged in, screaming at the top of his lungs.
>Everyblow he struck with was deflected off of
>Hitler’s rock hard body.

X2: [Disbelief.] Rock...? Hard...? Body...?
R2: It's even harder than Ricardo Montlaban's plastic chest.
S3: KKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Pauses.] Oh, and it's his real chest.

>Hitler waited for Goku to tire himself out, then
>raised his fist and punched Goku. And one punch
>was enough. Goku was knocked across the street
>into a large propaganda poster of Hitler, thudding to the cold,
>hard ground. Hitler laughed, thinking that victory was in his
>hands at last. Goku, however, was not ready to give up.

S3: [As Goku.] ...the power of fanboys... filling me..

>Bruised and battered, he rose from the ground, limping in
>Hitler’s direction. The Nazi leader laughed. "You still want
>to fight? Don’t you know when to give up, boy? You can
>hardly walk. And you expect to beat ME? Conqueror of Europe?"

S3: "Conqueror of Europe" isn't really that big of a title now.
X2: Hitler didn't get the memo.
R2: Eh? [Bends down to pick up a piece of paper.] But, oddly enough, we did.

>Goku ignored Adolf’s taunts as he continued to stumble his
>way forward. Finally, the two archrivals were standing face
>to face.

R2: When did Vegeta get here?

>Goku stared Hitler into the eye, then screamed "This... is for

X2: [As Goku.] Cookies!
R2: [Same.] All the people reading this!
S3: [Same.] The fic to end!

>LOVE!" and flew up into the sky, his hair turning blonde, his
>eyes blue, and an aura of power radiating from him. Hitler
>looked on in horror at Goku. He had made the ultimate
>achievement. He had become a Super Ultra Power Saiyan.

X2: He's become a super saiyan level 39,000
S3: Oh My God!
R2: I am so outta here.

>Goku made a cup

X2: ...of tea?
S3: Nothing comes between Goku and tea time.

>shape with his hands, aiming at Hitler, as he belted out the
>words "Kame... Hame... HAAAAA!" as a beam of pure
>energy shot at his enemy, disintegrating the Nazi leader’s
>body. Goku then collapsed to the ground
>in a heap, exhausted from the fight.

S3: So his bones and everything in his body melted.
R2: Sounds like a bad Family Guy epsiode.

>
>Two years later:
>Anne and Goku had finally reached the date of their wedding.

X2 and R2: What?! What?!
S3: Goku, what about Chi Chi?!
X2: [Grins.] Goku's a player.
S3: Goku's a complete and utter moron - Chi Chi will KILL him.

>After the battle, Anne and Goku destroyed the time machine

X2: Where'd the time machine come from?!
R2: Musta been the supository from earlier.

>and took a boat to Australia. They changed their names
>and lived new lives, ready to start over. The two young people
>looked into each others eyes as they kissed, as the reverend
>pronounced them man and wife.
>Finally, it seemed, Anne was at peace. And they would always
>be together, until the end.

X2: What? That's the end?!
S3: Yes. Another end to a really bad fanfic!
R2: And another end to a really great MST!
S3: [To R2.] Dude, are you ok?
R2: Just my vicadin kicking in.
[They exit.]

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As the trio of MSTers leave the theater, the Character Recaller mysteriously activates. A small form exits the Recaller. It's Puar, from Dragonball Z. Now, there's something everyone needs to know. X2 hates Puar. HATES him... her... IT with a passion. I don't know why, but... he does. X2 leapt forward, his lightsaber unleashed (Guess who's a Self-Insert?). He then proceeds to kick Puar's ASS with lightsaber slashes and force powers, as well as an occaisional Kamehameha Wave.
S3 stood shocked, "Wow."
R2 added his own thoughts in, "I never thought someone could hate Puar THAT much.
With one final swing, X2 finished Puar off.
"I don't think that Puar stood a chance in hell." S3 whispered to R2
"Or HFIL." added R2.
With that done, R2 grabbed X2 and saying, "Well, I don't think we should be hanging about much longer - X2 needs to vent that rage elsewhere." With that, they vanished into the Character Recaller

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Credits:

S3 – Himself
Ryoga Hibiki – Himself
R2 - Himself
X2 - Himself

Original fic by: I don't care. It's that bad.

Script: S3, X2 and R2

Plot by: S3

Cool music listened to while writing by: bestanime.com

Special thanks to:
-The creators of MST3K
-Mblow0t5
-Everyone who waited for another update

Stinger:

"The mustachioed man slowly rose into the air, as his brown hair and pencil moustache turned a blonde color, and his brown eyes turned blue. Goku reeled in horror. Hitler continued laughing, then finally said "Goku! You came here expecting to find a madman, but instead, you found a GOD!" Hitler had become a Super Saiyan."