Remember this, people...

This is Me, S3, talking.
This is Sanzo talking.

(The scene starts off at the local mall in front of the food court at the local mall)


S3: [Takes out wallet.] What do you wanna eat? I'm buying.
Sanzo: (Raids the chinese food place and pays) I'm having chinese, I'm sharing with (BOF) Ryu
(BOF) Ryu: ..........
S3: Hey! I said I was buying...
S3: [Goes over to Sabarro.] Hey, Duo, what do you want?
Duo: I'm on a diet. Just a large pizza and a large coke.
Sanzo: You're eating only that!!??
S3: Hey, we don't eat NEAR as much as you!
Sanzo: hey......
S3: [Begins walking over to Gamestop as his food is prepared.] Hey, Sanz? Your birthday's the 20th of this month, right?
Sanzo: December, yeah.
S3: Just checking. How would you like the present a month early? [Pauses.] Theoretically, anyway...
Sanzo: I'd like to wait. Hey, your food's ready!
S3: Crap. [Begins running back to get the food before Duo steals it all.]
Sanzo: (finishes her lunch and sees a clothing store) Hey Akuma, wanna go shopping with me?
S3: [Raises hand.] Could I come?
Akuma: Why, Akuma love to come!
Duo: [Finishing off his and S3's pizzas.] You wanna watch Akuma change?!?! [Gets punched by S3.] Ow.
S3: [To Duo.] You idiot!
(Sanzo grabs Akuma's arm as they race into the clothing section in Sears)
S3: [Begins following.]

(Akuma suddenly stops as he sees a dress rack)
S3: [Hiding behind a pillar.] Shit.
Akuma: These are pretty! (Grabs a knitted dress) Sanzo, what you think? (holds the dress in front of him) Does Akuma look pretty?
S3: Noooooooooooo!!!
Sanzo: It's a nice outfit. I like the color
S3: [Steps out behind the pillar.] On Sanz, it'd look great. But, I think it's a bit small for Akuma.
(Akuma finds the same outfit in a bigger size)
S3: [Sweatdrops.] Uh........ Duo will help you with that... [Walks over to Sanzo.] I'll just help Sanz.
Duo: DAMN YOU S3!
Sanzo: (looks through clothes. And pulls out an outfit) Ohhhh, This light green sleeveless top and black skirt looks good.
S3: [Blinks.] Kawaii...
Sanzo: Too bad it's winter (puts it back on the rack)
S3: Um...
Sanzo: Huh?
S3: Well, I'd consider buying it for you...
Sanzo: It's alright. Oh look, Akuma's coming out of the dressing room.
Duo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! DAMN YOU S3! I'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS!
Akuma: Akuma must have this outfit! (Sees the bathing suit section at discount winter sale) Ohhhhh, Akuma must see! (runs off with Sanzo)
S3: .......I think I'll stay over here.......
Duo: [Slowly crawling over to S3.] I'll kill.... you.... [Passes out.]
(Sanzo walks back with a scared look on her face)
S3: [Puts hand on Sanzo's shoulder.] Are.... are you ok?
Sanzo: Don't go there. If you value your eyes, don't look.
S3: [Tosses Duo's unconsious form over 'there.'] Well, is there anything I can do to take your mind off THAT?
Sanzo: (still dazed) I was just looking at this red one piece and then all of a sudden, Akuma comes out with a yellow skimpy 2 set!
S3: [Shudders.] Ugh......... I'm sorry...!
Sanzo: I love clothes shopping with Akuma, but never bathing suit shopping.....
S3: Heh. That's good advice, actually.
Duo: (from a distance) NOOOOO!!!!!
Sanzo: Let's leave! No time to go back for Duo!
S3: Agreed! [As Adam West's Batman.] To the Acrade-cave!
Sanzo: I was thinking more along line of a movie. That way Akuma will not find me for an hour at least.
S3: Ah! What do you want to see? [Brief pause.] I'm paying.
Sanzo: Anything! (Hears Akuma coming) Let's go! (Grabs S3 and runs)

S3: Whaaaa! [Thinks to himself: Wow. Never expected this...] How... how about 'Super Killalot 3?'
Sanzo: Sure, sure. I hear him geting closer!
(Duo wailing in the background)
Duo: God, help me!!!!!!!
S3: Here it is! [To clerk.] two tickets for 'Super Killalot 3!'
Clerk: That'll be $300... plus tax.
Sanzo: $300!? (Grabs clerk) LIKE HELL IT IS!!
Clerk: [Panicking.] Ok... ok... For you two 'lovebirds,' twenty.
S3: [Looks back at Akuma.] FINE! [Slaps a 20 down onto the desk.]
Sanzo: (gets ready to punch the clerk)
S3: [Grabs Sanzo's arm.] Not worth it. Let's go in!
Sanzo: Fine! (steals some food from the snack bar)
S3: [Sighs.] Sanz, you're stealing? Ouch. [Pause.] There's the door!

(Jumps into their seats)
S3: Yaah! [Stands up.] I think I sat on the armrest... [Sits back down.] Ow...
Sanzo: (praying) Please don't let him find us....
S3: Come on! Calm down, Sanz. It's a movie, relax and enjoy. [Thinking to himself: My god, is this a date? Naah... but...]
Sanzo: (stares at the screen)
S3: [Watches the movie, but steals glances at Sanzo every once in a while.]
Sanzo: (muttering to herself) I wonder if anybody gets killed a bloody death in this film?
S3: [To himself: Oi....] Well, I think that guy does. [Points to Govenor Grey Davis.] Remember, this is Arnold's newest film...
Sanzo: Ah, I see. (Takes out a box of gummi bears and eats them)
S3: [Chuckles slightly.]
Sanzo: huh? Want some?
S3: Sure, why not? [Takes a few out of the box.]
Sanzo: (Smiles)
S3: [Blushes slightly.] Uh?
Sanzo: Nothing. (Goes back to stare at the screen)
S3: [Smiles softly as he resumes watching the movie.] Hey, Sanz...?
Sanzo: (looks over) yeah?
S3: [Grins as he looks into her eyes.] Thanks.
Sanzo: (nods) No problem.
S3: No, I'm serious. You made today fun, despite Duo and Akuma.
Sanzo: (smiles)
S3: [Grins and blushes.]
(Grumbling noises can be heard as some late comers come into the movie)
S3: ...who's that?
Duo: (Jumps on S3) THERE YOU ARE!!!!!
S3: [Begins screaming.] RAPE!
Security Guard: [Drags off Duo.]
Duo: ...you bastard!
Akuma: (Sits beside Sanzo) Akuma look everywhere for you.
S3: [Eye twitches. To himself: NO! Not when I'm starting to have fun!]
Sanzo: (holds Akuma's hand, then drives her finger nails into his skin) Akuma, so nice of you to join.
S3: [Holds up giant sign. It reads: AKUMA! YOU BASTARD! LEAVE! I'M TRYING TO HAVE A ROMANTICLY FUN TIME HERE!]
Akuma: NO, because Akuma like having fun with best friend.
S3: ... [Holds up another sign: Shit.]
Sanzo: (tugs on S3's sleeve) Calm down, try to enjoy the rest of the movie.
S3: .....ok... For you, I guess...
Sanzo: (smiles and nods)
S3: [Resumes watching the movie, still catching glances of Sanz now and then.]
Akuma: Why you stare at Sanzo?
Sanzo: Hm?
S3: [Blushing HEAVILY.] Uh.... Um... I... I can't help it!
Akuma: (Stares at S3) There's rule at our house. A guy has to beat me in combat, then maybe he could be pen pals with Sanzo.
S3: [Shock etched onto his face.] What... what about dating? [Pauses.] Just out of curiosity...
Sanzo: .......
S3: [Braces to get hit.]
Akuma: Well, he has to beat Ryu, Ken, Goku, (BOF) Ryu, and myself in a 5 on 1 fight.
S3: ......... [Shrugs.] What the hell...
Sanzo: (shocked) You roped Goku into doing this with you!!??
S3: Not like I've got anything to lose. [Laughs slightly. Depressed voice.] I'm dead.....
Akuma: Why yes, once he heard that he may help with keeping you from dating he jumped to volunteer.
S3: I'm REALLY screwed...

(The movie is over and the group prepare the fight)

S3: [Holding a bokken.] I'm STILL screwed.
Sanzo: (sits next to Duo)
Duo: Wanna make some bets?
S3: HEY! I thought you were on MY side, Duo!
Sanzo: I don't know, this whole thing's strange to me anyway.
S3: [Waving arms about frantically.] HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?
Duo: (Puts arm around her shoulders) So, what're you doing after this whole thing's over?
S3: [Paces over to Duo.] Duo... [Hits Duo with the Bokken repeatedly.] Take! Your! Hands! Off! Sanzo! Right! Now!
Sanzo: I suggest you save your energy for your fight.
S3: [Sighs.] Yargh....
Duo: organs .....bleeding....
S3: [Gets an idea.] Can I use a guitar as a weapon? [Kicks Duo.] Shut up. You're alive, right?
Sanzo: This whole thing's stupid, why don't you just quit so we can all go home?
S3: [Goes Bishonen.] No! For, you see, I must fight for your love! I feel that - [Gets cut off by Akuma pulling a Shun Goku Satsu on him.] Owie...
Sanzo: (claps) bravo...........


[Out of character and fic.] Uh........... it's 1:15 am.