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VERSION 2.13
S3's Offscreen Antics!
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Remember this, people...

This is Me, S3, talking.
This is Sanzo talking.

(The scene takes place on an airplane)


S3: [As William Shattener.] There's.... something............ on.............. the..........wing!
Duo: Calm down man, it's just the pure O2 taking effect...

Sanzo: (Is looking out the window) I love airplanes....
S3: [White-grip on the seats.] I... really don't like... planes...
Sanzo: (Pats S3's shoulder) Don't worry Senpai, this trip will go smoothly, I promise.
S3: [Looks up.] WHAT'S THAT NOISE!?!?!
Akuma: I wonder what our inflight movie will be? I hope it's "West Side Story"!
Akuma: (starts 'singing') Tonight, tonight....

Duo: Damn... It's just 5 straight showings of 'Friends...'
S3: N-nooo.... [Begins sobbing into Sanzo's shoulder.]

Sanzo: (hugs S3) It's alright, remember I have to put up with him more than you ever will.
S3: No... not that... It's just that... 'Friends...'
Duo: I'll translate for him. The Friends episodes will all be... you're shitting me.
S3: [Shakes his head 'no.']
Duo: Shit...

Sanzo: Oh, Duo, where's you're wife?
Duo: All the episodes are all the same...
Duo: Oh, you mean Chau? She's the stuardess... [She walks by, and Duo slaps Chau's ass.] Always wanted to do that.

Sanzo: Glad I'm not working as one then....
Duo: [Looks Sanzo up and down.] Well...
Sanzo (Slaps Duo)
Akuma: Hey, lady. Do you want to sawp outfits?
Chau: [Sarcastically.] No thanks, Akuma. I happen to like my skin-tight-mini-skirt-ensamble...
Akuma: (Slunks into his cahir) Aw. (Akuma looks at Sanzo's outfit. A powder blue cotton sundress, then tugs at the sleeveless straps) Hey Sanzo, you dress looks pretty, let's swap now!
S3: [Nosebleeds into the barf bag.]
Sanzo: (fights back) Akuma, not this insanity again!
Akuma: Come on! Akuma want to feel sexy!
Sanzo: You always end up destroying my clothes, besides I don't want to wear you gi, it's four sizes too big!

S3: [Nosebleeds again.] Oi... I feel lightheaded...

OOC: I gotta go now, (hugs) Bye. We'll continue again later.

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