Remember this, people...

This is Me, S3, talking.
This is Sanzo talking.

(The scene takes place at a beach)

Akuma: I wonder if I can get a girl with this new speedo I bought!
[Yay!]
[NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!]
[I meant 'Yay' to the beach!]
[Not Akuma!]
[ AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
[Ahem!]
S3: Sanzo, why aren't you in a swimsuit?
Sanzo: Ugh, Akuma. You're looking more scary than sexy....
Duo: Yeah!
Duo: To both!
Sanzo: Duo, bite me
Duo: Ok! [Jumps at Sanzo.]
Sanzo: AHHH!!!!!
S3: [Holds Duo back.] Down boy.
Akuma: (Does his little "dance" and is humming the song 'shake your bon bon')
All of S3's cast: [Shudders uncrontrollably.]
S3: Ugh...
Sanzo: (Runs to the bathroom to throw up.)
Duo: [Leans up against Sanzo.] Hey, babe. You wanna go off somewhere?
Sanzo: (Slaps Duo)
Duo: Ow!
Chau: [Drags Duo off.]
Chau: Bastard...
(Sakura and Karin are playing volleyball and Sanzo watches them while working at the juice bar.)
S3: Sakura-chan! [Begins running over to say 'hi,' but is simultaneously hit by Sanzo and their volleyball.] Ow...
Sanzo: Pervert. Anyway, can I take your order?
Duo: [Finally free from Chau.] Can I have sex on the beach?
Sanzo: (Yells across the room) Robert, one sex on the beac at table 5!!
Robert: Coming right up!
S3: [Whispers to Sanzo.] I think he was hitting on you...
Sanzo: Oh....(Hits Duo with her serving tray)
Duo: OW!!!!
S3: Heh.
Sanzo: So, what can I get you, Senpai?
S3: ...hmm... [Whispers to self.] Must... resist...
Akuma: I think I know what I'll be having!
S3: [Mutters.] It's better not be a Blowjob...
(The drink that Robert mixed pops in front of S3)
S3: [Sighs...] Oi... this is going to be a long day...
Akuma: No, it'll be a strawberry Daqriri!
S3: [Goes off to talk to Sakura.]
Sanzo: Wait! No tip?
Duo: [Getting smashed.] Sanz! I'll give you a tip! [Tries to grope Sanzo, but misses and hits the floor.]
Sanzo: I think I'll take my break now.....
Chau: [Looking at her fallen, perverted, husband.] That's a good idea...
Sanzo: Wanna check out some guys at the boardwalk?
Chau: Sure! [Starts walking off.] Look! It's Remy!
Sanzo: (Screams) REMY!!!!!!!!!
S3: [Chest jerks like he's been stabbed, but resumes talking with Sakura.] So, you're a girl, eh?
Sakura: [Giggles.] You're funny, S3-san.
Goku: (Pulls on Sanzo's hair to stop her from chasing Remy) Down mistress......
Chau: [Pointing at Remy.] So... you like him, right?
Goku: I don't think she can hear you. (Points to Sanzo who hit her head on the floor)
Chau: Ah... [Goes off to flirt with Remy, Ryu and Ken - who just happen to be with him.]
Goku: There are just some days where I don't know what to do with her.
(Goku throws Sanzo over his shoulder and takes her back to the juice bar)
Brandon: [Sliding up behind Goku.] Didn't you let S3 take care of her for her Saiyuki addiction? Couldn't you do the same here?
Goku: I could, but then I don't get much sleep.
Brandon: [Grins ferally.] Worried for her safety?
Goku: No, I'm worried about mine.
Brandon: Well, if Sanzo is over at S3's, then aren't you alone?
Goku: Well I guess. If you excues me (Goes off and throws her out into the ocean) Good riddance!
S3: [Looks over at the ocean.] Yeah, the sunset does look good, doesn't it Sak- SANZO! [Runs after her.]
Sakura: [Runs after S3.] S3-san!
Sanzo: (Wakes up and swims for shore)
Goku: Damn it!
Brandon: [Laughs.]
That's it Goku! (Takes out her staff and beats him with it)
S3: [Restrains Sanzo.] Come on, how bad would you feel if you killed him?
Sakura: [Begins carrying off Goku.]
Akuma: You've been hangin out with Katt too often haven't you Sanzo?
Sanzo: ^_^
Katt: You can keep her, Akuma.
S3: [Muttering.] Goku's a lucky bastard... [Lets Sanzo go.] Sakura-chan! Wait up! [Starts after Sakura.]
Akuma: No I don't want her. I like more robust women!
Brandon: [Sliding up behind Akuma and Sanzo.] Like Sanzo, right?

(Out character) Ugh, now I really gotta go now. See ya later.