One For J.J. - My Mom says I'm cool

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finaly


February 11, 6:11PM
By Jimmy "Johanson" Johnson
Mood: Releived
Music: Justin Timberlake - Cry Me a River

Whats up everybody? I'm finally back. A lot has happend since I lost my journal and got it back. Lets start with the little stuff and move on to the big news. First off, Steve, Sean, and Alex told me I can keep my site w00t w00t, they were considering gettign rid of it because they told me nobody goes to this section, and something about novelty wearing off, I think they were on their way to spencer gifts or something. My braces came off, unfortunatly its because the savannah cheerleaders beat me up again. I gotta go to the dentist to get them put back in, but its ok, They've been beating me up less frequently. but thats all just little stuff. Time for the big news... I made love... For the second time! It all happend so fast, I was in the comic shop and I bumped into this 48 year old womens breasts. It felt way better then teh 58 year old I'll tell you what... Ok I guess thats it.

Laterz

Duno what's going on!!!


November 13, 9:30PM
By Jimmy "Shawnjon" Johnson
mood: OK
music: avril(complicated)

This girl i sit next to in English class was looking at me; but it was weird cuz she wasn't pointing or laughing i think she likes me!!! wait till the fellas is my guild hear about this, well im not sure if i want to hang in with them any more im starting to think we aren't as cool as i think we are, Isn't it cool to hang out with a 38 year old who is a lvl 50 barbarian anymore!?!?!?! i don't know I think im going to crack open and scream. I saw Cynthia today i stole her dog last week and said i found him so she would come over she took him out of my hands and said thank you and ran im not sure what is going on with me and her but i hope something happens soon because im really desperate and i need something new my vagina simulator is starting to not work for me i need the real stuff well that's about it I'll try to write more often

bye zez

I rule

November 07, 8:15PM
by Jimmy "Chatterbox" Johnson
Mood: depressed
Music: Finger Eleven - Slow Chemical

I took some advice from Steve, who told me that when a girl puts a restraining order on you, it means she only likes you more. Her new boyfriend Ted beat me up real bad so bad that i thought cynthia would leave him and get with me so I waited and waited. Then after her boyfriend kicked my ass again I decided it was time to work out. Only the weights were all to heavy and I sprained my anus. 20 LBS is a lot heavier then people make it seem. I've been to the hospital 3 times in the last month or so, I havne't been able to update. I challenged Ted to a fight, and showed him my rippling cut ribs, and he just looked at me with solid fear. He broke into tears and I knew I had one. I went to see cynthia and she was laughing at her boyfriend. but when I went to go talk to her she just walked away with ted, I guess they patched things up when I wasn't looking. Oh well, we'll see who's going out with who when I'm standing outside her window at three in the morning.
Jimmy~

My live journal

October 12, 9:18AM
by Jimmy "Pepsi Twist" Johnson
mood: happy
music: Our Lady Peace - Whatever

Oh my God last wed. She bumped into me and I got a chubby (all 2 1/2 inches) it was there all day, and after that she said sorry, I smelt her breath it was like mist from heaven I got light headed and passed out. When I woke I had a crowd around me asking if I was OK then someone pointed out my wood and they said yeah I'm OK but she was gone but anyway it's Sunday and its really hot I'm thinking about going into my back yard but I'm dark enough is I good when your whiter then your bottom? Yeah so my friend is in this cool band and they all drink beer they are crazy like that and guess what they all play Diablo 2 isn't that uber cool but my lvl. 99 barb would kill them all I hope I wrote enough to keep you entertained for a few minute.

Jimmy~

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Update for 9-23-02
by Jimmy "jojo" Johnson

Song Playing: Andrew Lloyd Webber - Jesus Christ Superstare
Mood: Bored
Well I have no fucking clue how to use live journal, so I've decided to start one here. Expect me to update this about once every ten mins, to keep all my friends updated on my mood and such. First and foremost, I really hope cythia likes me, I've called are about 20 times this morning and I sent her a few letters in algebra. I hope I'm not coming on too strong. Wow its my frist day in savanna and all these girls are pretty ugly. Except cynthia because she's a goddess, I just wish she wasn't going out with that hick football player.