under my bed

man my bed is the weirdist thing youve ever seen.its got big slashes from when i bored and stabbed it,its got tone of nail polish on it from when i do my nails and its got this big pink blob i9 the corner from the day i did my hair pink.but the only thing better than my bed is whats under it, come take a look.

monsters under the bed

• evil jack in the boxes that chase us around a fair ground until we wake up
• demented crak hores who try to rape us and steal our boyfriends
• mutated lawn flamingos that try to rule the world and make us eat eggs
• sumo wrestling dikes who try to hit on us at macdonalds
• PREPS ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

what i found under my bed

• a 3 month old slice of pizza
• lance bass bobble head
• 42 marbles ( maby they fell out of my head)
• book on naming cats
• 2 journals
• naked barbie died red with a slipknot around her neck
• magazine on wedding deresses