There once was a gurl named Na Na. One day she went to the store to buy penut butter when she saw this cute cat missing one leg roaming around the store. It had no tag , seemed dirty , and it smelled like fish so she decided thet it was her destiny to give it a proper home. She took it home and washed it so much that all its hair fell off.Then she decided do dress it in her sheeets so it wouldnt get cold. They went to sleep together and when she woke up there were piss stains all over her bed. She decided it was in the cats best intrest to put it in diapers so she bought a years supply of diapers from the dollar store.NOW THATS TRUE LOVE. -
I think cats make the best pets. I do not want to be labeled as one of those "creepy cat people" and I will not tell you that my 23 cats are super-intelligent and able to communicate with me better than most people. This is not true. I don't even have 23 cats, I have one. His name is Fred. He is quite peculiar.
Why are cats the best pets? Tdo not require constant care: one does not have to go home at lunch to let them out, one can leave them for the weekend as long as there is enough food in their bowl. Tare clean. Tdo not smell (although if you try to have over 5 cats living in your studio apartment, there will indeed be an odor). Tare generally not needy. Tdo not steal your cigarettes. |