...Darth Mel's Lair...

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Shout Outs

Mari- SCUBAA!!!
Holly- hey, watch out for that tree!
Kacy- Aye haychu!!!
Sammi- Killed LeRoy yet?
Angie- i won't tell if you won't!
Alex- gonads and strife, gonads and strife, gonads and strife...
Ashley- how's McDonald's workin for ya?
Kaylin- Filthy son of a scum!
Steph- what's that on your neck?!.....*gasp* for shame!
Jeff- ORGANELLIES!! *grab*
Joe- hey, you shut up
Dustin- ....POPCOFFEEWATER!! yeah, that was funny...except for the death part.
Jerry- ..uh......eh.........psh, who cares, you'll never read this.
Josh- you know you love my wet, hot, chelmy, moldy plock! still thirsty?
Luke- dude, where's your eye?
Emily- k, i don't mind if you're a whore...just so long as you're MY whore.
Deanna- i love you man. be my wife?
Andrew- dude, give me my script!
Nick- we should join the swim team...got your sailor hat?
Charles- you are so NOT homosexual
John- oh, SNAP!!
John's Girlfriend- uh...what's your name again?
David F.- you are so freaking hot. i love you. can't wait to stalk you again. cya next year!
No-Name-Hottie- you are even hotter and an awesome dancer. please don't be a senior!!!
Derek- you are one really hot, really good actor/dancer. congrats to your GIRLFRIEND on the scholarship...grrness.
Tyler- you rock, paper, and scissors! but, you ARE gay, right?

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