David

David Baksh- sexiest man alive, and you fucking know it. Have I always been full of myself? Yes. But once you look as sexy as I do, then you can be big headed as well.
I am self-centered by no means, I know what your woman wants. And that's all that counts, sucka.

(Please Note: This rather small installment was written by Deryck and Jason (with a little help from ‘Torri’ [name change for privacy]) as Dave was too busy either screwing his girlfriend or looking at porn to give a flying monkey shit, but probably both, Dave’s a talented man.)

Chapter 4