So, yeah, I don’t know what the fuck to write. I’m Steve Phillip Darren Jocz. That’s pronounced ‘yatch’ by the way. I live at home with my mom, dad and (older) little sister Jen in Ajax, Ontario. I have a girlfriend, I guess you could call her...her name is Kendall (name changed) and I’ve known her since tenth grade when she moved here. My best girl friend other then Kendall is Torri (name changed) and Kendall and Torri are best friends. Cone is definitely ‘NOT’ fucking Torri...
I get called many a things, such as fuckface, retard, Ste, Ste-Ste (damnit Jen!), 32, Steven (but I fucking hate that) Stevo, and Steve.
Um...fuck I don’t know what to say. I always get my fucking meat. I think I’m kind of misperceived by the general public. I think I come off as a bit of a dick, being all ‘LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME’ all the fucking time. Yes, I like being the center of attention so does Kendall so that’s a bit of a struggle, but I have my serious side too.
Okay, I have now seriously run out of things to say. So, I bid you all farewell. Leave your gifts of worship and praise on the doorstep, please.